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What tongue twisters make you laugh?
0 1 1, mice bite beans to store leaked beans, mice chew oil in oil baskets, mice chew beans to store beans, and mice suck oil in oil baskets. 2. There are ducks in the east gate, ducks in the west gate, ducks in the old seven east gate, ducks in the west gate, ducks in the old eight west gate, ducks in the old seven west gate, ducks in the old eight west gate and ducks in the old eight east gate. 3. Fenfa Store sells blended fabrics, including red blended fabrics, yellow blended fabrics, pink blended fabrics and flower blended fabrics. Countless blended fabrics made auntie panic. It seems that I have entered the world of blended fabrics, and my eyes are spent and my hands are busy. Tell my daughter to pick a mixed food quickly. 4. Mama Ma grinds wheat flour and grinds steamed wheat flour buns. Mother Ma is busy grinding wheat flour and steaming wheat flour steamed bread. 5. Drum glass rod is not flat, flat glass rod is not drum. 6. Peking Opera is Peking Opera, and epigrams are epigrams. Beijing opera has epigrams, but epigrams are not necessarily Beijing opera. 7. Long bamboo is long, so am I. Long bamboo is longer than me, long bamboo is long, so am I. I grew up with long bamboo. I want to grow longer than a long bamboo pole, and I look at the long bamboo pole and cry. 8. A boat rowed there and a bed floated here. River beds collide with each other in the river. I don't know whether the boat hit the bed or the bed hit the boat. 9. There is a Ding in Qiaodong and a Gao in Qiaoxi. Ding Jia and Gao Jia both contracted. One day, Qiaodong Dingjia said Qiaoxi Gaojia's melons were good, and Qiaoxi Gaojia said Qiaodong Dingjia's watermelons were good. I don't know whether the watermelon in Qiaodong Dingjia or Qiaoxi Gaojia is better. 10, peanuts blossom, peanuts. Peanuts have flowers, peanuts have flowers, peanuts have peanuts. 1 1, the policy of enriching the people is rolled out to households, and farmers strive to get rich. Poor households become rich households, and rich households bring poor households. Poor households become rich, rich households become rich and rich households become rich. 12, a lame man came to the south of the street with a plate in his hand; Eggplant is filled in the dish, and a nail is nailed to the ground; Tripped the cripple, smashed the plate and sprinkled eggplant. 13. There is a Ji Yuji in Yiqu Village and a Yu Zhiqi in Yilitun Village, both of which are called innovation fans. Yunyuji successfully trial-produced the self-control fertilizer filter and innovated the automatic depth-adjusting furrow plough. In order to learn the fertilizer filter of Jiyuji, Jiyuji should learn the ditching plough. Learn from Yu Ji, and Yu Ji learns from Yu. Mutual teaching, mutual learning and mutual encouragement have made achievements in innovative agriculture. 14, first cousin Poland, second cousin Finland, third cousin New Zealand and fourth cousin Newfoundland. 15, Goose, Goose chases Goose, Goose chases Goose, Goose chases Goose, Goose chases Goose, Goose chases Goose, Goose chases Goose, I also catch Goose and drive Goose across the river. 16, a Lama came from the south, holding five Jin of kunmu in his hand. A mute came from the north with a trumpet pinned to his waist. Lamas in the south are pulling Kunmu, and they want to exchange Kunmu for the mute speakers in the north. Dumb people don't want to change their horns for Lama's eyes, and Lama also wants to change his horns. Lama waved his gun and drew another corner. The mute took off his horn and gave it to the Lama who was drawing a gun. I don't know whether Tila shot at another speaker mute or whether another speaker mute hit Tila. Lamas stew their eyes, and dumb people blow their horns. 17, 66-year-old old man Lu built 66 buildings, bought 66 baskets of oil, raised 66 cows and planted 66 weeping willows. Sixty-six baskets of oil, piled in sixty-six buildings; Sixty-six cows were buckled on sixty-six weeping willows. Suddenly a strong wind blew down sixty-six buildings, overturned sixty-six baskets of oil, broke sixty-six weeping willows, killed sixty-six cows and killed sixty-six-year-old Lu Laohan. 18, there is a building No.6 in Liulin Town, and Liu Laoliu lives in Building No.6. One day, he brought six monkeys to see Liu; Hou Lao Liu came and pulled six cows; Come to the old six and carry six baskets of oil; Your old Liu is here with six silks. Niu Laoliu, Hou Laoliu, Qiu Laoliu and You Laoliu live in Building 6 of Liu Laoliu. In the middle of the night, the cow went to the monkey, and the monkey fought a bullfight, knocking over Qiu Laoliu's oil and breaking the silk of You Laoliu. Liu helped Qiu Lao Liu put away the oil, Hou Lao Liu helped You Lao Liu wash off the silk and oil, tied up the cow and looked at the monkey, and went upstairs to drink together. 19, bench width, pole length. The pole is not as wide as the bench, and the bench is not as long as the pole. The pole is tied to the bench, and the bench won't let the pole be tied to the bench. This pole must be tied to the bench. 20. Eat oranges, peel oranges, and throw orange peel into the trash can. Don't eat oranges, don't peel oranges, and don't throw orange peels into the dustbin. 2 1, mom planted hemp, I went to release the horse, the horse ate hemp, and mom scolded the horse. 22. There is a pear on the plate and a plasticine on the table. Xiaoli learned to knead pears with mud, and watched pears knead mud with their hands. Compared with each other, real pears and fake pears are inseparable.