The lines of a food sketch ~ ~ ~
Ten-minute break scene: in the classroom, there are five tables and five classmates. Teacher: Class is over! Monitor: (Girl) Stand up! Five people: goodbye, teacher! Teacher: Goodbye, class! Monitor (going out): You can play, but you can't make trouble in class. I'll find the class teacher! Four people: Yes, sir! Monitor: (going out) Four people: (sitting down) Lin Jie: (girl, a long yawn) God, I'm so sleepy, go to bed! (Fall asleep) Dai Yu: (Girl, take out the test paper and make it) Food: (Young man, fatty, take out a convenient bag, snacks, drinks, etc. I only love western food, but I can't have both, so there is plenty of food! Nerd: OK, you robbed the supermarket and still had so much food? Gourmet: What supermarket did I rob? It's almost a month, and 800 yuan hasn't been spent yet! Nerd: Can you study besides eating every day? Gourmet: Forget it, don't bother me, I'm finished, and I have to sleep! You can only learn after a good sleep, and then you can go to college! Nerd: (pointing to two people) Still sleeping? Alas, the heart is higher than the sky, people are lazier than pigs, pigs are shameful, and pigs are shameful than wow! Gourmet: What are you talking about, bookworm? Let me know if you are greedy, and give you a chicken claw to block your mouth! Nerd: (trying to throw it) Well, don't give it to me. I'm afraid to eat into pig's brain. I'd better write a paper. Gourmet: OK, OK, future mathematician, I am a future gourmet. I won't bother you. You write your paper, I eat my paws. (Eat) Monitor: (Come in with a report book) Lazy, don't sleep, get up and get wet! Nerd: Wow, monitor, did you get the score? Let me see how I look. Monitor: What's your hurry, nerd? You are the first. I really convinced you! Nerd: Of course! Gourmet: monitor, what about me? Monitor: You are the first! Gourmet: No way, isn't nerd the first? Monitor: He is the first in the class, and you are the first in the year group. Gourmet: Is it true? The sun rises in the west? Monitor: Of course it's countdown! Gourmet: Oh, ah, countdown wow? Lin Jie: What do you think? You just eat and sleep all day, and the pigs are sick when they see you. How nice to be last! Gourmet: You! Ok, let's count down, as long as it is the first, it is not easy. This is also the result of my painstaking efforts. Dai Yu: Let me see the list! (takes it from the monitor) (four people point to the list) Food: (picks up the phone) Hey, hey! Hello, mom! Mommy: (with a mobile phone in one hand and steamed bread and green onions in the other. Chewing steamed bread in your mouth) Hey, did you take the exam? Gourmet: Ah, I passed the exam! Mommy: How was the exam? Gourmet: Mommy, I did well in the exam! Four people: (grimacing) Oh-Gourmet: (grimacing) Go! What? Ah, math? That monitor, how much do I do in math? (Cover your mobile phone) Keep it down-monitor: 19-food:19-Mommy: What,19! Gourmet: Oh-yes, 19 people took the exam, and I took 9 1! Ah, yes, progress, progress, the teacher said I made great progress! Mommy: Hey, good boy, it's really mom's big baby! (Bite the steamed bread hard, rub the onion on his pants twice, and take a bite) Four people: (Looking at the food) Wow, how dare you make it up! Mommy: How about Chinese food? Gourmet: monitor, what about Chinese food? Monitor: Chinese-(look at the list) Chinese 32 points! Gourmet: Mommy, 92 points in Chinese! Four people: (looking at each other) Huh? ! Mommy: What, what, foreign languages! Gourmet: What foreign language? That's English! Mommy: What kind of English is that? Come on, what's the score? Gourmet: monitor, how is my English? Monitor: English 12! Food: (covering the phone) Oh, monitor, you are my aunt. Can you stop hitting me? Mommy, English 1 12! Mommy: What? Why so little? I thought you were 58 years old! Gourmet: Mommy, I'm 1 12! Mommy: I know, it's too little. The next one must be more than 60 points! Gourmet: Hmm-well, 60 is 60! Mom, you are really the best mother in the world! Mommy: Son, don't fill your mother with ecstasy soup. Come on, what do you want? Gourmet: Mommy, you are really worried about me. You say you are so young and beautiful, why are you so forgetful? Mommy: What did I forget? Gourmet: Didn't you say that I got a prize for improving my exam results? Do you really forget! Four people: Wow, your boy is black enough! Gourmet: Don't interrupt. My mother is rich. Who will she send me flowers for? Lin Jie: But your grades are fake! Gourmet: Don't talk about me, you often sleep, too! Lin Jie: But I got good grades! I'm a student with learning difficulties, Chihuo: I'm also a student with learning difficulties, and so are you! Dai Yu: It's too noisy. People can't learn well! Mommy: Son, how many points have you improved? Gourmet: six subjects plus one piece increases by 250! Mommy, you should reward me 500 yuan! Mom: but son, mom doesn't have that much money? Now mommy has 70 yuan in her hand, which she earned after working all day yesterday! Gourmet: too small for mommy. Other children's pocket money is more than mine. I'm in the learning stage now. The doctor said that you should take more supplements to replenish your brain in order to study hard, but that's too expensive, Mommy. A box costs thousands of dollars. I can't afford it. I just have a snack and buy some study materials. Mom, in Class Two, Grade Nine, I spend the least money! Dai Yu: Wow, I'm so touched. This is bullshit! Mom: Come on, son, don't say anything. Mom will give you all the money! (Hang up) My son is promising, my son is making progress, and my son knows how to learn! Isn't it money? But where can we make money here? Where are you going? -Ah, yes, just selling some blood! Yes! Sell blood! Gourmet: Look, I'm going to get the money again! Nerd: Big Brother, I really admire your shameless spirit. Dai Yu: Pongo, I really admire your ruthlessness, especially your mother! Lin Jie: This is the real hero, with the heroic spirit of putting righteousness above family loyalty! Monitor: It seems that your family is really rich. Learn more when you have time. Don't lie to your mother! Gourmet: What's wrong with me? I didn't cheat you out of money! Mommy: (staggers up and bites the steamed bread) This man's blood is very valuable. He sold 800 yuan for two generations. Doctors also talk nonsense and make it up. What can I make up for? Just eat two steamed buns. I have to send money to my son quickly! Nerd: Fatty, you got the first place in the school. Finally, you shouldn't lie to your mother. Your brain is broken. It's time to eat less snacks and study more! Gourmet: worry about eating radish! Mommy: (to herself) What, the whole school is last! Monitor: The nerd is right, fatty. Your family's money was not blown by the wind. Save it and learn more when you have time! Lin Jie: I said fatty, save your snacks, keep a low profile and don't eat your parents like the enemy! Don't forget, your grades are sorry for your parents! If I were your parents, I would kick you! Gourmet: That's enough. Don't come at me. I am willing to take the exam. I want my mother's money, but it's not yours. The railway police hijacked the plane-none of your business! Don't blame me for talking again! Lin Jie (fiercely): You're welcome. what can I do? Mommy: Son, your grades are fake? Gourmet: Mom, what are you doing here? Mommy: I'll send you money. I've made money! Gourmet: Really? Give it to me! Lin Jie: Aunt, don't give him money yet. You will be cheated by him. Look, (takes out the food bag) This is your son's. He knows how to eat well in one day and doesn't study at all! Dai Yu: Yes, Aunt, his grades are fake, too. Look, this is the report card! Mommy: (looking at the report card) Son, you, you, I'll sell you blood. So you really lied to me. You really pissed me off! I am so angry! -(fainting) Monitor: Send aunt to the hospital quickly! Four people: Hey (holding Mommy down) Gourmet: Ah, mom-mom-you can't die. If you die, who will send me money? (Run Down, End)