Remember those brain teasers we guessed together in those years? Remember those wonderful answers that make people laugh and cry? Remember those hilarious moments! The following is what I prepared for you, I hope you like it!

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1. Do red and green candles burn for a long time? Answer: it will burn shorter and shorter.

Where is the smallest elephant in the world? Answer: From the book.

3. What gnashes its teeth? Answer: Zipper.

4. How many words are there in Xinhua Dictionary? Answer: Four.

5. Why did Xiaobai choose meat bones when he saw 100 yuan and meat bones? Answer: Xiao Bai is a dog.

6. Why doesn't Daniel ride on him and eat grass? A: Daniel is human.

7. What photo can't tell who it is? Answer: X-ray.

8. The policeman's son never called the policeman his father. Why? Answer: This policeman is a woman.

9. What can only be added but not subtracted? Answer: age

10. Why can Lao Zhang bite his eyes with his own teeth? Answer: Lao Zhang used false teeth.

1 1. Xiao Zhang dropped something, but everyone cheered for him! Why? Answer: Xiao Zhang solved the case.

12. What fills a room and people can move freely? Answer: air and light.

13. What kind of flowers in the world are usually cold in summer and warm in winter? Answer: tofu flower

14. Why did he find a wallet in the street but didn't turn it in? Answer: The wallet is his own.

15. She became a mother before giving birth to a child and claiming to adopt her son and daughter. Who is this? Answer: the bride

16. Xiaolijia has never had a genetic disease. But why does Xiao Li have two hearts? Answer: Xiao Li is pregnant for 8 months.

17. In the exam, Xiaoguang copied all Xiao Ming's answers. Why did Xiao Ming get a hundred points and Xiao Guang got a zero? Answer: Xiaoguang even copied Xiaoming's name.

18. Never need to charge, but what is displayed? Answer: fireflies

19. How to cover a mirror with two coins? Answer: Cover your eyes.

20. Why does an elephant only have one right ear? Answer: Every elephant has a right ear.

2 1. Who is the tallest and shortest among the brothers from No.1 to No.10? Answer: Three are the highest, two are the shortest, three are long and two are short.

22. Which month has 28 days? A: There are 28 days in a month.

23. Who is the king of beasts? Answer: the director of the zoo

24. Why did a healthy couple give birth to a baby with only one right eye? Answer: Everyone has only one right eye.

25. Xiaoming has met a ghost. Not only is he not afraid, but he despises it very much. Why? Answer: I met a cheapskate.

26. What bed can't sleep? Answer: Gums

27. What is beyond the earth? Answer: the universe

28. What is DOG's father's sister? Answer: Mushroom Gu Mo.

29. Which animal is the tallest? Answer: pig, female wolf, wasp, Mount Everest.

30. Put a live chicken and a live goose in the refrigerator. Why isn't the goose dead and the chicken dead? Answer: The refrigerator is not plugged in.

3 1. What is not big, but can hold much bigger things? Answer: eyes

32. The angrier, the bigger the thing. Answer: Temper.

33. Two red crabs and black crabs about 7cm long race, who will win? Answer: Both black crabs and red crabs are ripe.

34. Why can Xiao Wang sit from the starting point to the finish line without buying a ticket or a monthly pass? Answer: He is a driver.

35. Can't a gourd baby pick the gourd from her head when she washes her hair? Answer: Pick. It's full of shampoo.

Xiaohong and her mother are both in the same class. Why? Answer: Mom is Xiaohong's class teacher.

37. What door does everyone want to close? Answer: Voice. When your voice is turned off, you become silent.

38. Scorpions and crabs play guessing games. Why can't they tell who is the winner after guessing for two days? Answer: The poor two guys can only produce scissors.

39. Which tooth was last lost? Answer: Dentures.

40. A man was lying on the road injured. /kloc-why didn't you save him when 0/20 came? A: That man is dead.

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1. Who makes money by luck every day? Answer: gas workers

2. Xiao Liu's father's brother is my son's brother. What is my relationship with Xiao Liu? Answer: Xiao Liu is my grandson.

The wolf dragged away the ewe, why didn't the lamb follow quietly? Answer: The lamb is in its mother's belly.

4. What do teachers and priests have in common? A: They are all teachers.

Xiaoming never studied, but he got a model student. Why? Answer: Xiaoming is a deaf-mute student

A Dai fell from the hot air balloon, but he was not hurt. Why? Answer: The hot ball is on the ground.

7. Why does Xiao Ming keep asking Xiao Hong when he clearly knows the answer to the question? Answer: Xiaoming is testing Xiaohong.

8. Why doesn't the hammer hammer the egg? Answer: Of course the hammer won't break.

9. In winter, how can ice become water immediately without heating? Answer: Remove two points from the ice.

10. What kind of firewood can't be burned? Answer: skinny.

1 1. The teacher said that earthworms can be regenerated after being cut into two parts. Xiaodong did as the teacher said, but the earthworm died. Why? Answer: Xiaodong cut the earthworm vertically.

12. Who is Aladdin's brother in Aladdin's Magic Lamp? Answer: Allah A, Allah B, Allah C.

13. Why does pangolin dig every day? Answer: Because he is looking for his brother to wear Yi Shan.

14. Why do bears sleep so long when they hibernate? Answer: No one dares to wake it up.

15. Three people, stand in a row. There are five hats, three blue ones, two red ones, one for each person, and no one is allowed to look at his own color. Then I asked the first man what color hat he was wearing, and he said he didn't know. Then I asked the second person what color hat to wear, and asked the third person what color hat to wear. He said I know. Ask the third person what color hat he is wearing. The first man stood at the end of a row, and he could see the colors of the hats of the first two men. Answer: blue.

16. Why don't polar bears eat penguins? Answer: One is in the South Pole and the other is in the North Pole, so we can't meet.

17. What must everyone do seriously every day? Answer: Breathe.

18. Why not smash the eggs into stones? Answer: Of course, stones don't rot.

19. Who can lift 500 Jin of iron? Answer: Superman

20. Xiaoming saw a hundred-dollar bill and a bone when he was walking in the street, but he picked up a bone. Why? Answer: It's a dog.

21.Is "kiss" a verb, adjective or noun? Answer: Conjunction

22. A new hospital has been opened in this city, with advanced equipment and thoughtful service. But the strange thing is that we don't accept any patients here. Why? A: This is a veterinary hospital.

23. How to get water from a jar that is half water and half oil without taking oil? Answer: Make a hole in the bottom of the water tank to get water. The specific gravity of water is greater than that of oil.

24. How to put a stick on the ground without letting people pass through it? Answer: Stick the stick on the wall.

25. What gun can beat people away without hurting people? Answer: starting gun

26. What shot four people and ran away without hurting people? Answer: toy water gun

27. Lao Zhang's son has always had a good relationship with him. Why does his son never call him dad or dad? A: His son is dumb.

28. What door has no door? Answer: goal

29. There is a master who is good at martial arts. On rainy days, he went out without any rainproof items, and he was soaked through, but his hair was not wet at all. What happened? Answer: He is a monk and has no hair.

30. What is the slower the vehicle, the more frightening it is? A: Aircraft in flight.

3 1. A bird is striptease in a tree in a bulletproof vest. A hunter shot it. It's wearing a bulletproof vest. Why are you still dead? Answer: I took off my bulletproof vest because it was a striptease.

32. Why is there no Kangxi Dictionary in the open central library? A: Kangxi Dictionary was compiled by the Qing Dynasty.

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1. How many pineapples do monkeys pick in the big tree every half minute and every five minutes? Answer: 0. Because there is no pineapple on the tree, the pineapple is on the pineapple tree.

2. What ball is closest to people? Answer: eyeball

3. Who will be happy to be stood up by others? Answer: Pigeons

Do you know who is in charge of the largest blood donation center? Answer: mosquitoes

A few days ago, Gao Xiao and his parents traveled abroad for the first time. The three of them came to a completely strange country. Because of the language barrier, his parents seem to be at a loss. But only Gao Xiao didn't feel any inconvenience, as if he were still in his own country. What is the reason? Answer: It turns out that Gao Xiao is just a baby.

6. Mr Xu made a big mistake. When he reached for his pocket in front of his wife, some bar matchboxes, horse tickets that didn't win the prize, and photos of old lovers were scattered all over the floor. In his panic, he put his hand over something to avoid quarreling. What is the most effective thing he covers up? Answer: His wife's left eye and right eye.

7. Mom told Daxiong to get up quickly and go to school, because he will be late soon! But Daxiong, who was beaten the day before yesterday and was beaten again yesterday, refused to go and only said, "Helpless!" Why is this? A: Daxiong is a school teacher.

8. One night, a strong wind blew. At this time, there are 65,438+02 lighted candles on a table. First three were blown out by the wind, and then two were blown out by a gust of wind. Finally, how many candles are left on the table? Answer: 5, everything else is burnt out.

9. A Qiang and Ayan died naked in a secret room, leaving only a pool of water and some broken glass. Please guess their cause of death? Answer: A Qiang and A Yan are goldfish.

10. I lost my ID card. What should I do? Answer: Pick it up.

1 1. Throw stones with eggs, but the eggs are not broken. Why? Answer: holding an egg in one hand and throwing stones in the other, of course, the egg will not break.

12. Why has rhubarb dog become smaller? Answer: Because it goes further and further.

13. Wenwen is washing clothes, but after washing for a long time, her clothes are still dirty. Why? Answer: He is washing other people's clothes.

14. Give you a magazine and a matchbox. Can you put only one third of the magazine on the table without falling off? Answer: If you open a third of the magazine and put it on the table, it won't fall naturally.

15. Six-year-old Xiaoming always likes to break the alarm clock at home. Why does mother always ask her father who can't repair the clock to repair it for her? Answer: Dad is repairing Xiaoming.

16. The teacher said that earthworms can be regenerated after being cut into two parts. Xiaodong did as the teacher said, but the earthworm died. Why? Answer: Xiaodong cut the earthworm vertically.

17. A caterpillar crossed a river without a bridge. How can it get past it? Answer: Become a butterfly and fly there.

18. There is only one matchstick in the matchbox. Mr. A wants a kerosene lamp to light the coal stove and boil hot water. What should I order first? Answer: Matchsticks.

19. What won't get wet when it falls into the water? Answer: Shadow.

20. What is the answer at the top of the sky? One.

2 1. Which is stupid, the star, the moon or the sun? Answer: Stars, the lyrics "The stars in the sky don't talk"

22. When is10+4 = 2? Answer: 10 +4 = 2 pm

23. What will solidify when heated? Answer: eggs, duck eggs and goose eggs.

24. After Zhu Bajie studied the scriptures, why didn't he go to the Western Heaven to see the Tathagata with Tang Priest? Answer: Pig Bajie was made into dried pork.

25. Xiaoming's son is my son's father, so what is my relationship with Xiaoming? Answer: Xiao Ming is your father and you are your son.

26. Which is more painful, starting with coconut or watermelon? Answer: I have a headache.

27. What is the most fuel-efficient car to drive? Answer: Burning the midnight oil.

28. A blind man walked to the edge of a cliff. Why did he suddenly stop and then walk back? Answer: One eye is blind.

29. The hotter something is, the more it likes to come out. Answer: Khan

30. Can people living in Hong Kong be buried in Guangzhou? A: The living cannot be buried.

3 1. Which is worse, elephant skin, tiger skin or lion skin? Answer: elephant skin eraser

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