Cold joke riddle 1, how did Lin Daiyu die? Master's answer: I fell dead! Because: Sister Lin fell from the sky ... riddle 2, a cold joke. Once upon a time, a man named Cai Xiao was kept in prison for one night. What happened afterwards? The master's answer: rotten. Puzzle 3: Why do geese fly to the south for the winter? Master's answer: because it's too tired to walk there! Riddle 4: Why do foxes often wrestle? The master's answer: Because the fox is very cunning (his feet are slippery). Riddle 5: What line do monkeys dislike the most? The expert replied: parallel lines, because parallel lines don't intersect (banana)! Riddle 6: If there is a car, the driver is a prince and the passenger is a princess, whose car is it? The master's answer: "If"! ! ! Riddle 7: The teacher randomly checks the text in class. Piglets, puppies and kittens all raise their hands. Who will the teacher call? The master replied: puppy-because Wangwang Xianbei (the first time Wangwang)! Riddle 8, What color is celery dung? The master replied: yellow, Qin Shihuang (Qin Shihuang)! Riddle 9, the only difference between you and Superman? Master's answer: you wear underwear inside ... riddle 10. What else will others know about you when you brag about your advantages to others? The master's answer: Know that you are not stupid. ...
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