Performers: Zhao Benshan, Fan Wei, Wang Xiaoxi
(Wang Xiaoxi's appearance) Section Chief Hu: Has it changed? Hehe, to tell the truth, I just went in for two days and came out. It's all because of my brother's nonsense that he let people go in a word. Do you know why I am so rich? Don't underestimate him. In your hand, it is a small electric baton, but in my hand, it is an economic lever! Haha, anyone who sees it has to bow and scrape to me. His proposal is not bad. These two years have been very good, hahahahahaha. My brother Feng can't compete with me. Although he drinks during the day. He drinks white during the day! It's called a depth charge, and at night, the ballroom will rot. God, I can't do it now. It's over. I'll check it out. When I came into the room, I saw, Oh, my God, this guy was drinking, his mouth was crooked and he was foaming at the mouth. I took a closer look. Ah, there is medicinal liquor made by the blind. Actually, I don't blame others for the wine in the medicine cabinet, but today he was unlucky and met me. Today, I squeezed oil out of him. I'm going to squeeze him dry. Hum, I will have a full year. By the way, I want to buy two soft Chinese for my brother Feng. Look at me. Brother Feng, hahaha, I'll get the medicine box. I said, bring the suspect Li Baoku to the stage.
(Fan Wei appears) Li Baoku: (waving to the audience) Hello, friends! Friends have worked hard, friends are good!
Chief Hu: (Push) You received me.
Li Baoku: Didn't you let me shine?
Hu: Didn't you see me standing here?
Li Baoku: Ouch! Hu, alas, alas, cry, alas, alas (two people hug and kiss their foreheads)
Hu: Oh, what's that smell?
Li Baoku: Sorry, I just ate a stinky tofu.
President Hu: I still have the heart to eat stinky tofu. It's just a demo.
Call gu? You should call me uncle!
Chief Hu: Uncle, who are you? Medicine cabinet, do you know the crime?
Li Baoku: I know about crime. What crime have I committed? I miss Li Baoku. I have lived for more than 50 years and a half century. I am innocent, elegant and aboveboard. Calling me a criminal is pure fart.
Hu: Who are you talking about farting?
Li Baoku: There are no outsiders in this room, so you're welcome.
Hu: I'm telling you, as long as you prepare that stupid wine, your mouth is crooked and your eyes are crooked, and you don't recognize people like a dead dog, you know?
Li Baoku: No way. The medicinal liquor developed by my treasure house is very famous in Longquan Mountain Villa. Don't you ruin my reputation for life by framing me like this?
Hu: If you drag me to chop you down again, I ask you, are you an official or a private person?
Li Baoku: Everything you say is official, and everything you say is personal.
Hu: Business is to throw you into prison, and private chat is to get me two dollars to spend.
Li Baoku: Can you give me a third way out?
H: Go ahead.
Li Baoku: Take me home.
Hu: Stop talking nonsense and get down.
Li Baoku: How?
H: Get down.
Li Baoku: Don't squat.
H: Get down.
Li Baoku: Ha, ha, ha, ha. Facing the baton, I laughed loudly. The devil-like Hook wavered in the laughter. Ha, ha, ha, ha.
H: (Kicking) You and I pretend to be Jiang Jie.
Li Baoku: (stands up) I tell you, I can't squat down. When I squatted down, I admitted my mistake, right? After all, I am an organized person. I want to ask my brother, how is it?
Hu: Don't scare me with Liu Laogen. Even if he comes, take care of him like you.
Li Baoku: How?
H: Take care of him.
(Zhao Benshan debuts) Liu Laogen: Who will clean me up?
Li Baoku: Brother, he, he wants to clean us up and clean us up together.
Liu Laogen: Oh, I haven't seen Hook for half a year, and he's rich again. This guy wears police pants, walks with measured steps, licks his stomach, and looks a bit like a pregnant woman.
Li Baoku: Did you see that? Kind of like having twins.
Liu Laogen: Hey,
Li Baoku: Well, like a pregnant son of a bitch,
President Hu: Chairman Liu, don't say this. I'm telling you, I'll get the medicine cabinet. How did you know?
Liu Laogen: Look at this.
President Hu: Come on, let me have a look. Oh, I know this. Isn't this a recipe made by a medicine box, a dog stew tortoise?
Liu Laogen: Wrong, this is a special formula for medicine boxes. Please tell me the first aid method.
President Hu: First aid
Liu Laogen: Have you seen this turtle? In the cage, this turtle is a medicine box.
Li Baoku: Metaphor, metaphor, this is a metaphor.
Liu Laogen: Look, why is this bastard still holding a tree?
Hu: What is a tree?
Liu Laogen: I just want to find Laogen. What do you mean you wanted to see me? Look at this head outside. His body is in a cage. He told me himself that he probably couldn't get out.
President Hu: Probably. What's the big deal?
Liu Laogen: See this one next to it?
President Hu: Isn't this a dog? Do you have a stick?
Liu Laogen: Isn't that you?
Hu: I'll fucking cut you.
Liu Laogen: The name of this dish is that the dog wants to kill a bastard.
Li Baoku: Metaphor is metaphor.
Liu Laogen: I said, how long has Hooke been locked up for you?
Li Baoku: 23 hours and 55 minutes, brother.
Liu Laogen: It's almost 24 hours.
Li Baoku: You have to make a decision for me, brother. You make decisions for me.
Liu Laogen: According to your usual work performance, there is only one word for him organizationally.
H: What word?
Liu Laogen: It's time to get down.
Hu: Get down. This is what the organization told you to get down.
Li Baoku: Brother, I was wronged, brother.
Liu Laogen: What did you do wrong? What rotten medicinal liquor did you prepare for townships Feng? It's not easy for townships Feng. I specially wrote a poem for townships Feng.
Li Baoku: I write poems, too.
Liu Laogen: Brother Feng is not afraid of drinking. Thousands of cups are idle, Yuanyang hot pot is cooked to powder, tortoise takes fish balls, sauna warms the whole body, mahjong is rubbed to the fifth watch, and now his mouth is crooked and his eyes are dull. How difficult it is to cure diseases, Brother Feng!
President Hu: Look, it's still Chairman Liu. Look, this case has been analyzed for you. You have height, depth, strength, thickness, degree and temperature.
Liu Laogen: I've been to Yanjing for eight degrees twice.
H: Mmm, it's delicious.
Li Baoku: I'm telling you, brother, I didn't take the initiative to deliver the wine to Township Head Feng, but he took the initiative to settle it for me.
Liu Laogen: What is the evidence?
Li Baoku: This note is evidence.
Liu Laogen: Where is it now?
Li Baoku: Hidden in underwear.
Liu Laogen: Look at this place where you are hiding. Take it out quickly.
Li Baoku: OK, please have a look. (Zhao Benshan puts on a mask and takes out tweezers. ) Oh, no, oh, oh, what is this? Is this fatal? Do you want to test it? What is this? Oh, oh, my hand was pulled away.
Liu Laogen: Four plus signs
Hu: Urinating sugar.
Liu Laogen: All right. Now the situation is clear; Section chief Hu, deal with it immediately;
Hu: Ah, according to my idea, it's a person.
Liu Laogen: Tear this up.
H: That's settled.
Liu Laogen: What do you mean?
Chief Hu: I put it here to solve this problem.
Liu Laogen: How do you handle it?
H: Fine.
Liu Laogen: How to punish by law?
Hu: How to punish? Brother Feng is in the hospital, so he can't play mahjong, and he will be subsidized by 10 thousand yuan.
Li Baoku: Oh, dear.
Liu Laogen: Not much.
President Hu: It costs 10,000 yuan to take an injection and take medicine.
Li Baoku: Oh, dear, oh, dear.
Liu Laogen: Not much, not much.
Hu: You can't sing. Massage, mental damage compensation, you get 10 thousand
Li Baoku: Oops, oops, oops.
Liu Laogen: Not much, not much, not much. Take it away quickly. Let's get started! Pay lip service, and there must be written evidence as evidence. You write a material and do it at once.
President Hu: OK, I'll do it now. I will do it on the spot.
Liu Laogen: I also write a material.
Hu Kechang: Handling opinions, interrogating Feng, the township head who was injured by medicated wine, and having a private chat. Li Baoku accepted the money and compensated Brother Feng for 30,000 yuan. Judge Hook has come to get the money. Come, come, come. Li Baoku signed it.
Li Baoku: Me, me, me.
Liu Laogen: You are finished.
Hu: Who cares?
Liu Laogen: Get down
Get down (kick section chief Hu)
Hu: I squatted down. Why?
Li Baoku: You say, you say.
H: What do you mean?
Liu Laogen: Now I declare my understanding of this case. Article 1: You set up a court without permission to judge and train Li Baoku, restrict others' personal freedom for 24 hours, and are suspected of committing the crime of illegal detention;
Li Baoku: Crime of illegal detention (another kick)
Liu Laogen: Article 2
Li Baoku: Article 2.
Liu Laogen: You extorted 30,000 yuan from Li Baoku on the grounds that Feng Yuan was ill. This is a crime of extortion.
Li Baoku: Fraud and extortion (and a kick)
Liu Laogen: The procuratorate has filed a case against Feng Yuan for investigation. After obtaining evidence from the hospital, it was proved that Feng Yuan suffered from hyperlipidemia, hypertension, hyperglycemia and high winds for a long time. The general inspection found that all the indicators except one were very high.
Li Baoku: Full height.
Liu Laogen: And he wouldn't listen. He came as soon as he was invited, and when he drank, he took risks. He took a risk and hugged and hugged. When he dances, he has to find someone to light a light for him. He lost some money and even cried and stayed up all night. He is uncivilized during the day and uncivilized at night. So the doctor said it was normal for him to have a stroke, and it was abnormal if he didn't have a stroke. This has nothing to do with the medicine cabinet. You got it?
Li Baoku: Do you understand?
President Hu: I don't understand.
Li Baoku: Brother, what should I do if I don't understand?
Liu Laogen: Take it down.
Li Baoku: Procuratorate, procuratorate, alas, brother, you are the real cultural person.
President Hu: Oh, I am the real idiot.
Liu Laogen: Stupidity is not your intention, but God is a little angry with you. You have to live bravely. Only Hook's existence can show our cleverness. Let's go to the procuratorate.
Hu: Oh dear.
Li Baoku: Put Hu Ke in jail.
An answer to the curtain call