A woman was extremely lazy, and her husband took care of all her daily needs. She only knew how to reach out for clothes and open her mouth for food. One day, the husband was about to go on a long journey and would not return until five days later. Fearing that he would be too lazy to starve, he baked a big cake and put it on the woman's neck for five days' needs, so he went out without worries. When my husband returned home, he had been starving to death for three days. The husband was horrified. When he entered the room, he saw that he had only eaten one piece of the cake near his mouth, but the cake was still untouched.

——"Xiao Lin Guang Ji"

The general idea: A woman is very lazy, and her husband usually does everything at home. She only knows how to stretch out her hands for clothes and open her mouth for food. One day, the husband had to go out and would not come back for five days. He was worried that she would be too lazy and starve, so he baked a big cake and put it around the woman's neck. It was enough for her to eat for five days, so she went out without worries. By the time her husband returned home, the woman had been starving to death for three days. The husband was surprised. When he entered the room, he saw that the pancake wrapped around his neck had only been eaten in front of his mouth, and the other parts were not moved at all.

This is the pinnacle of laziness, absolutely great. This kind of persistence towards the bad habit of laziness can be said to be absolutely amazing.

Thinking of "The Lazy Woman"

Recently, I was reading "Laughing Lin Guangyu" and saw this joke: A woman is extremely lazy, and her husband handles all her daily meals. , she only knows that when clothes come, she stretches her hands, and when food comes, she opens her mouth. One day, the husband was about to go on a long journey. He was afraid that he would be too lazy to starve, so he baked a big cake and put it around his neck, which he would need for five days before he could go out safely. When her husband returned, the woman had been starving to death for three days. The husband was horrified. When he entered the room, he saw that he had only eaten one piece of the cake near his mouth, and the rest remained untouched. This joke is obviously too exaggerated. In real life, it would be difficult to find such a lazy and stupid woman.

Nothing is unique. According to an article: A certain school is a nationally renowned key school, known for cultivating students with both academic and moral excellence. But there was a third-grade student whose mother got up in the middle of the night to "pee" for him every night; when he was eleven years old, he still couldn't put on clothes or hats. There is a fourth-grade student who, in addition to other meals, has to bring an egg every day for lunch, and his parents are responsible for peeling it and putting it in his lunch box. Occasionally, the egg was not shelled, and the child was in trouble. He looked left and right, but he had no idea what to do, so he had to take it home. When his mother asked him why he didn't eat, he blamed her and said, "How can I eat without a seam?" This may seem absurd, but upon closer inspection, it's not uncommon.

I have a colleague who has a daughter who is over 18 years old and studying in a college in this city. She is usually busy with work, but she has to rush to her daughter’s residence every weekend. Wash and dry. I asked why this was so, and she actually replied: "While my daughter is still around, do more for her and be willing to do more. When you get married in the future, you will have no chance to do anything for her." I was shocked!

This reminds me of a modern classic: In the past, children who disobeyed their parents would not have anything to eat today; today’s children, if their parents disobey their wishes, I would not have anything to eat today. Some parents are no longer "the head of the government is willing to be a slave", but "the head of the government is willing to be the slave of his children". They are obedient to their children, from head to toe, eating, drinking, toileting, sleeping, everything is taken care of. As a result, the pampered children are like the lazy woman in "The Lazy Woman", who only knows how to "stretch out her hands when she comes to wear clothes, and open her mouth when she comes to eat", and her ability to take care of herself seems to be zero.

“Hope your son will become a dragon and your daughter will become a phoenix” is the wish of every parent. Of course, parents should provide their children with some help in daily life, but blindly "caring for them all" will not only make their children lazy, but also lead to the harm of the next generation. As the saying goes, "It is the fault of the father to raise a child without teaching him. If he is not strict in teaching, it is the teacher's fault. If a child does not learn, what will he do when he is old?" No matter how smart the child is, how high his IQ is, or how good his academic performance is, if he does not pay attention to the survival ability of at least adapting to the living environment and the natural environment, if he wants to become a "dragon or phoenix" and do something big, I'm afraid it's unlikely.

At that time, it would be strange not to verify Su Dongpo's "Everyone raises his son to be smart, but I will be harmed by my cleverness throughout my life"!