Su Dongpo was one of the eight masters in Tang and Song Dynasties.
First, pick up the dust.
Su Dongpo was miserable in his later years, exiled to Hainan, widowed and miserable. Su Shi is a sloppy person and doesn't care much about himself. His works are also about him? Dust face? I don't like washing my face very much
Jiangchengzi
Ten years of life and death are two boundless, disapproving and unforgettable. A lonely grave thousands of miles away, desolate and nowhere to talk about. Even if we don't know each other, our faces are dusty and our temples are frosty.
Not just Su Shi? Dust face? The desk is also covered with dust. It is said that one day, Su Shi's daughter-in-law offered Su Shi tea. There is a saying that people have feelings since ancient times, and Su Shi is also daydreaming when he sees his graceful daughter-in-law. While no one was around, Su Shi dipped his finger in tea and wrote it on the desk, leaving a thick layer of dust? There is a pipa in the green gauze tent. Even in spring, you won't play it, will you? So that my daughter-in-law can come and see me next time she brings tea.
Su Shi's daughter-in-law is also a scholar. When she served tea to her father-in-law, she saw his poem and understood what his father-in-law meant, and then she wrote it later? Lend my father-in-law a song to keep the fat water from flowing? . Coincidentally, Su Dongpo didn't clean the table. When a guest came to visit, Su Dongpo suddenly remembered the poem on the table and hurried to pull the dust on the table with his sleeves, but the guest had already seen it. In this way, the legend of Su Dongpo picking up ashes and molesting his daughter-in-law came out.
Su Dongpo-Mirror Heart Su Dongpo dabbled in literature, painting and calligraphy.
Second, severe myopia
Su Dongpo was nearsighted because he read too many books at night when he was young, so he insisted on using chrysanthemum tea to maintain his eyes every day. In addition, he especially likes to ridicule others.
At that time, a man named Zhang Xian was 80 years old. At the age of 18, he married a concubine. Zhang Xian wrote a poem about marrying such a young concubine. I am 80, 18 years old, with white hair, the same age as you, only separated by a flower? .
When Su Dongpo knew it, he immediately replied a poem mocking him. Eighteen brides and eighty lang, with white hair and red makeup, spent two nights in the quilt, and a pear tree pressed Haitang. ? This poem is a direct mockery of Zhang Xi 'an's old cow eating young grass. Pear blossoms on begonia have become a legendary story through the ages.
Su Dongpo always taunts others, and others don't let him go. In view of his myopia, others mocked him with limerick.
I looked at the painted wall, black and blue, locked the book box and twisted my eyebrows. It's even more ridiculous. Blowing a lamp will burn the skin of your lips.
From here, Mr. Dongpo's myopia is quite severe.