Once upon a time, there was an old scholar. He was happy when he was old. He named his son Age. A year later, his wife gave birth to another son, so he named the second son Xue Xue. Another year later, he had another son. He thought it was like a joke, so he named his third son a joke. ......

One day ten years later, the old scholar asked his three sons to go up the mountain to cut firewood. After the sons came home, the old scholar asked his wife, sons, how was the chopping?

... she replied that ... she was old and had no knowledge at all, but she had a lot of jokes. ..........

2、

A weasel broke into a family's henhouse twice to steal chickens.

Who knows that the weasel screamed with pain when it was caught by its master's mousetrap for the third time in the early morning of New Year's Day.

The master heard the voice and said angrily to the weasel, "What's your name? Stealing chickens from my house in the middle of the night and taking them alive, culpable of punishment. What else can you say? "

The weasel argued, "I am really wronged." I didn't come to the henhouse to steal chickens. "

The master asked inexplicably, "What are you doing in my henhouse? Are you dating a chicken? "

The weasel said solemnly, "No, I'm here to pay a New Year call to the chicken."

3、

It is said that Zhuge Liang captured Meng Huo six times. By the seventh time, Meng Huo had knelt under the account of the Shu army. Zhuge Liang shook his feather fan and asked indifferently, "Meng Huo, are you dissatisfied?"

Meng Huo had a disdainful face, bright eyes and clear teeth. After a long time, he finally spit out ten words: "Are you pretending?"

4、

The emperor wanted Mu Guiying to take command, but ministers expressed their opposition: "It is very inappropriate for a woman to take command. Please think twice. " The emperor thought it was reasonable, so he personally hung a banner for Mu Guiying: Beautiful!

5、

During the Liang Dynasty, there was a family, and the whole family was crazy. The father told his son to go to the market to buy a hat. He said, "I heard that hats are for the head. If you buy me a hat, you must leave room for my head. " When his son went to the market, the hat seller showed him a black hat made of thick silk. Because the hat was folded and not opened, he felt it didn't fit his head and didn't buy it. I went to all the shops and spent a lot of time not buying them. When I first left the store where I bought earthenware, I saw an urn (earthenware filled with water and crying things) in my mouth, which could buckle my head. He thought, this is the hat, so he bought an urn and went home. Father put it on his head and kept covering his neck so that his eyes could no longer see the tools around him. Every time I take it with me, I feel that it grinds my nose to pain and sadness, and I feel bored, but he thinks this is what a hat should look like, so he often wears it with pain, and then his nose has been sore and his neck has calluses, so he doesn't want to take it off. It's just that every time I put it on, I often have to sit still and dare not go.

6、

The teacher asked Mr. Wang to interpret the meaning of the sentence "bear's paw does what I want" in Mencius.

A gentleman wrote: "In the evening, the bear's paw is the next meal, and in the morning, the bear's paw is the next meal."

The teacher smiled and said, "My old man has never lost a little bear's paw to try it, but you can eat it as a side dish." sir

Laugh loudly.

7、

On a rainy day, Yugong borrowed other people's clothes and went out. He accidentally fell down, hurt his arm and stained his clothes. follow

Someone helped him to get up and massage his arm, but the pedant stopped and said, "Go fetch water and wash clothes, because your arm might as well fall!" " "

The waiter said, "Why don't you take care of clothes without your arms?"

The pedant said, "My arm is mine and my clothes are borrowed. If it is broken, I will pay. "

8、

Pang Zhenkun went to take the exam, and the examiner rumored that he was a wizard in Zhongzhou. He has just finished the exam. Give him a written test.

The examiner said, "Pang Zhenkun, when I was an official in Jiangnan, I saw a big barrel over there."

Pang Zhenkun asked modestly, "What is the law?"

The examiner said, "There is half a bucket of water in it, and there are nine old buffaloes lying outside. Buffalo splash water with its tail here, and the water there is still motionless! "

Pang Zhenkun said, "My Lord, this is not uncommon. When I was a child studying in my hometown, I once saw a particularly long bamboo pole. "

The examiner bowed down and asked, "How long?"

Pang Zhenkun said, "On August 15th of the first year, a group of people carried bamboo poles to the front of our academy. Until the second year of Puyue Duanyang, I saw several bamboo poles swaying in front of the door! "

When the examiner heard the interest, he asked in amazement, "Where can there be such a long bamboo pole in China?"

Pang Zhenkun said matter-of-factly, "How can you hoop your big bucket without such a long bamboo pole?" ! "

9、

When two blind people were walking together, they said, "It's still the best for blind people in the world. People with eyes run around all day, especially. "

Farmers are even more so, better than our comfortable life? "

This sentence happened to be heard by several walking farmers, so they disguised themselves as officials and shouted to meet them.

A blind man didn't know how to escape, so he pulled the blind man over and beat him with a hoe and rake, and then drank it back.

Two sleeping people got up from the ground and continued to limp along the road. These farmers are still quietly following me and want to hear about him.

What else will the children say? Just after a few steps, one of them was honored to comfort the other group and said, "Are you still blind?"

Good people, like today, who have eyes, are still guilty of being beaten by the government. "

10、

There is such a county magistrate, who was prosecuted only a few days after he took office. It turned out that the man killed another woman in order to grab the knife. The beneficiary's wife and son came back to life crying, and the county magistrate was greatly moved: "If you kill such an old and beautiful daughter-in-law, don't you let her be widowed?" So the murderer was sentenced to marry the victim's wife. After the verdict, he said angrily, "Let your original wife try to be widowed!" " "