2. I can't solve all the problems that money can solve.
3. It's finally raining, so let's not talk. I'm going to wash condoms.
4. Last month, the dog ate whatever I ate; Last month, I ate whatever the dog ate; This month, you can only eat dogs.
5. when I have money, I must use paper to shit.
6. Don't blame me for getting up late. I got up late just to save a breakfast.
7. Walking in the street yesterday, I saw several coins in the beggar's bowl, and I felt that he was showing off his wealth with me. Then, the beggar saw me, came over and brought me three coins from the bowl. Suddenly rich.
8. I just got out of prison, and now I have to find a way to get in. 9. The soil at home is almost eaten up.
1. Please excuse me, don't wait for me to drink the northwest wind
If the air was free, I wouldn't be alive now?
after work, I went to a snack restaurant and wanted to have a big meal. As soon as I came in, a waiter came up to me and asked me, what would you like to eat?
me: what delicious food do you have here?
Waiter: Here are all the recipes. What would you like to eat?
me: I just got paid today to eat some good money. I ordered four dishes and one soup, a boiled fish, and no fish in the boiled fish. A Dongpo meat, no meat in Dongpo meat. A spicy tofu, no tofu in the spicy tofu. One kung pao chicken, no chicken in kung pao chicken. Finally, have some vegetarian food, just a vegetable soup.
Waiter: You gave me a thank-you look and said that you don't want vegetables in the vegetable soup, right?
Me: Yes, yes.
waiter: say what you really want to eat with a smile and anger.
I want a bowl of beef noodles with sauerkraut. You don't need a bowl!
waiter: