Address: Yang Bailao and Huang Shiren.
Characters: Yang Bailao, Xi 'er, Huang Shiren, Mu Renzhi, Aunt Wang, servant, voiceover.
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Voice-over: It's another New Year's Eve, with snowflakes fluttering and goose feathers shining. This is Yang Bailao's home, and Xi is tired of living alone at home!
She is looking forward to, looking forward to, this Spring Festival, but more bleak than in previous years! Joey cleans the table at home alone.
Daughter: (singing) It's snowing outside. I waited for my dad at home and went out to hide my account. How's it going now?
(Say) Alas! It's the Spring Festival, and I'm not coming back! It's snowing harder and harder outside, so dad can't come back. The Da Chun brothers won't come to me. Really, he doesn't know passion!
(Open the window, it's windy, close the door and clean the table) Alas, people pack jiaozi for the New Year and my family cleans the table for the New Year! Alas!
Aunt Wang is still watching her sneaking up on the beach with a bag in her arms.
Aunt Wang: Xi's life is very poor. Mother died and father ran away. Just because my son Da Chun likes it, he came to see it in the snow today. (knocking at the door)
Joy, surprise
Daughter: Ah, Brother Da Chun! (opens the door) It's you, auntie (looks behind her). Where is Da Chun?
Aunt: I'm busy working underground. I went to the city on business. Although I didn't meet my sweetheart, I met his mother!
Xier (closing the door): I said I was going on a business trip, but I actually wanted to travel at public expense. I went out without me, so I ran away with someone!
Aunt: Oh, my daughter, you can't say that. You can't give your children any leave! No, I like it too!
Jill: It's not just me.
Aunt: Yes.
Xier: And my father.
Aunt: Yes, don't talk nonsense. I brought some white flour! Wait a minute, you make a steamed bread and eat it yourself.
Daughter: I have to save some for my father!
Aunt: Who's that? Not necessarily! Stop it, it's just a little secret! (Sorry to leave)
Daughter: Don't go, Dad will come back!
Aunt smiled and left, opened the door and closed it. Still embarrassed to go down!
Xi 'er: Alas, with the rapid development of the times, the elderly should also fall in love! I want to marry Da Chun, * * * to marry my family! Alas! Dad, come back! (Put it down and prepare to make steamed bread)
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Bai Lao: I went out and hid my account for seven days, and the whole world saw it. The outside world is really wonderful, but now I feel that if people are really unlucky, they dare not drink cold water when they are thirsty.
I owe the Huang family rent, but I have to pay more for buying a stock. The wind is blowing and the snow is floating. I was in a hurry to run home. I can't be seen by the yellow dog leg, or I will be kidnapped. Hey, here we are!
(knocking at the door)
Daughter: Who is it?
Bai Lao: It's me, your father!
Xier (opens the door): Oh, my dad! (They want to hug) Forget it!
Bai Lao: Why?
Xier: My first time? I won't talk about it. Dad, what do you think of our painting?
Bai Lao: Who sent it?
Xier: You have no right to come. Without money, who will come to the door? Of course I drew it myself!
Bai Lao: Really? Have you made progress?
Xier: That's right!
Bai Lao: Don't doodle in the future! Form good habits!
Xier: Oh!
Bai Lao: Dad scolded you for your own good. Let's pack jiaozi later!
Xi 'er: Aunt Wang knew you were coming back, so she sent jiaozi noodles specially, but there was no dumpling stuffing, so she only had noodles!
Bai Lao: No, look what this is. (takes a bag out of his pocket)
Daughter: jiaozi is still fresh! (Smells) Why does it smell bad?
Bai Lao: I stayed in my arms for three days in order not to let the Huang family find out!
Jill: How many days have you not bathed?
Bai Lao: Seven days, filthy, eating without illness!
Xier: Then let's wrap it up!
Bai Lao: Happy! (Singing) Her daughter has flowers to wear. Dad has no money to buy it. Buy a gold necklace for your daughter! Wear it for my daughter!
Xier: Wow! Gold necklace! (bite with your mouth)
Bai Lao: Fake!
Xier: Cut * * (throw away) that bag of jiaozi! (Two people are on Bao Jiaozi and Mu Renzhi)
Renzhi: Don't guess a man's mind, girl. You can't guess. Now it's popular for people to keep mistresses, and our boss wants to marry a fourth wife! This is not today,
Our boss, that is, our boss, asked me to come to Yang Bailao to talk with him about something. I won't say anything, and then you look down! (knocking at the door)
Bai Lao: Who is it?
Renzhi: I am Xiao Zhi.
Daughter: Dad, is that your adopted son Jimmy Lin?
Bai Lao: Him? I haven't been here for three years since I went out to mix the world. I heard that ready-made clothes are very famous, and I will come back to save my family. Who knows which (la) it is?
Murenzhi stood for a moment and posed.
Renzhi: Hurry up, the posture is so uncomfortable! (Yang Bailao opens the door and looks out from the door first. He is startled. )
Bai Lao: Come on, come on, yes, it's Mu Renzhi!
When Xi is busy, she will hide things quickly.
Jill: All right!
Bai Lao: No way, so soon?
Xier: Experienced! (Yang Bailao gets dressed and opens the door)
Renzhi: Lao Yang!
Bai Lao (crying): Mu!
Renzhi: Not happy to see me?
Bai Lao: Well, I'm glad. Your appearance makes my humble abode dazzling! Please (two people go in, Joy closes the door with her feet, and Mu Renzhi watches. )
Xier: Sorry! (Stand aside)
Bai Lao: Long time no see?
Daughter: This is the third time today!
Renzhi: It is the information age, and the news is fast. The host knows you are coming back, so prepare at home and hold a banquet! Why are you standing? Why don't you hurry?
Yang Bailao took out a cigarette from his pocket and handed it to Murenzhi. Murenzhi took one look and ignored it. Yang Bailao packed it all in a box.
Give it to him, Mu Renzhi. Put it in his pocket. Meanwhile:
Bai Lao: It snowed heavily, and the doors were blocked by snow and ice, so I said I couldn't find anyone!
Renzhi: Comrade Lao Yang! I'd like to help you, but I can't help myself in the Jianghu. I have my boss, you have your world, man. Excuse me!
Bai Lao (sighed and walked beside Xi Er): Alas, that pack of cigarettes was blind! Girl, I went!
Daughter: Dad (grabs Yang Bailao's hand)
Bai Lao: The wind is rustling in Shui Han, and the strong man will not return the horse once he is gone!
Xi: My father is so stylish! Dad!
Hitoshi: Hal, wait at home. I have good news for you! (Blow a kiss)
Xier: Bah! During the Chinese New Year, the family is very desolate. I'm going to find Aunt Wang! (Holding the necklace) I'll give her the necklace and tell her it's my dad! (Laughter)
Voice-over: It's also Chinese New Year, but the families in Huang Shiren are completely different from those in Yang Bailao. Of course, this is a fact. Otherwise, how can there be rich and poor? At home,
Huang Shiren is enjoying it! He's lit up! He's lit up! Although they are all gifts from others, they also feel a bit extravagant and wasteful.
Huang Shiren took the stage, followed by a footman with a chair in his hand. When Huang Shiren took a step to sit down, the footman put the chair away and walked away.
Step, sit again, or sit firmly.
Yohito: How many years have you been with me?
Man: Twenty years!
Yohito: Aren't you nineteen this year?
Man: wasn't my mother here when she was pregnant with me?
Yohito: Boy, you are good at shooting!
Man: mmm! Whoever says that talking to an official is flattering is true. If you are handsome, who won't admire you? If your wife has it, who dare not nod and say that your family is rich.
Who won't give a thumbs up!
Yohito: OK! Take it out to eat (take an apple to the footman, bring it back, and cut it in half)
Man: Thank you, Master! (Go out) Flatter for a long time, the apple is only half, flatter for nothing, you have to pay first! (below)
Murenzhi led Yang Bailao.
Renzhi: Wait a minute! I will report it!
Bai Lao: Good! (Mu Renzhi enters) What good! I'm going to jail, but I'm still saying yes mean!
Renzhi (whispering to Huang Shiren in the room first): Call Yang Bailao!
Bai Lao: Look, what did I say? The lobby is up! Celebrating the New Year is good for you.
Yohito: Oh, it is Comrade Lao Yang! You sit down, you sit down!
Bai Lao: I just like standing in front of the boss!
Yohito: Lao Yang! How is the new year's goods office going?
Bai Lao: Thanks to your old blessing? Nothing was done!
Renzhi: Yang Bailao, are you * * *?
Yohito: Well, be kind to your hometown!
Hitoshi: Yang Bailao, fuck you! Don't embarrass me!
Yohito: OK! It is only natural to pay back debts. Calculate how much you owe him altogether!
Renzhi: (takes out his notebook) I owe the rent 38 stone, plus interest, the interest will turn over! Add it up to 567,891 cents and 3.4 cents! You take it!
Bai Lao: Are you kidding?
Renzhi: Of course there is nothing wrong. I didn't take the exam for nothing!
Bai Lao: Accounting? You make false accounts! I want to sue that officer!
Yohito (striking table): Sue, where are you going to sue? This is the official! Don't ask around! Who am I? Huang is my grandfather and my uncle, but it is far away.
Elizabeth is my godsister, Ross is my cousin, Koizumi is my godbrother, and officials are my backstage. Go and sue! Let's go
Bai Lao: Oh, my God! And this history! what can I do? Oh, my God! ! !
Renzhi: Brother, you won't smoke in vain. I'll show you a sunny way!
Bai Lao: Good man! Say!
Renzhi: If you can't get the money, you can take your daughter to pay the debt!
Bai Lao: That won't do. I am an only child!
Renzhi: After all this, why are you still young?
Bai Lao: But I brought her up after all, that's enough! I raised me for nothing, and I want to pay my debts!
Yohito: What do I want you to do? Give you food, give you clothes, send a pack of cigarettes at both ends every three days, put you on the table, you are a fairy, beautiful!
Bai Lao: There is no money anyway. You can beat me to death at most. I won't let my daughter be your maid!
Renzhi: Your brain is rusty. Your daughter looks like water. Come here to beg a fairy to live! Will she be abused when she comes to her employer?
Yohito: Yes, yes, yes, I know people don't talk in secret. I made your daughter a mistress! If you want, I'll give you a dowry, if you owe money, I'll send you a check! If you don't want to! Pay back the money! !
Bai Lao: I said Lao Huang, why didn't you say so earlier? If you don't tell me, how will I know? If you tell me, I will know. I just want my daughter! I want my daughter to let me use it!
That? Check!
Yohito: Gee, Lao Yang is so fresh and manly! Xiao Zhi, pay the bill! (Mu Renzhi sends Yang Bailao a piece of paper, and Yang Bailao happily takes it. )
Bai Lao: Oh, it's still white!
Yohito: Too much cash will crush you! Would you mind making out a receipt?
Bai Lao: Good!
Yohito: We have drafted it for you! Just press a fingerprint!
Bai Lao: I stayed in the city for six or seven days and learned to sign. Today, I have a chance to show you!
Yohito: Well, with high technology, everything can be copied, signatures are useless and handprints are the most reliable!
Bai Lao: OK (by fingerprint)
Yohito: Then go back and tell Joey to come tomorrow!
Bai Lao: No problem, no problem! (leave)
Yohito: Xiao Zhi, send!
Bai Lao: No, no!
Renzhi: You're welcome, you're welcome! (downward)
Voice-over: Yang Bailao came home with a sad face and a uneasy heart. When she heard Xi's approval, she was overjoyed and died! Life is always like this, it is easy to be happy to the extreme, and it is easy to be sad to the extreme!
The next day, that is, the first day of New Year's Day, I went to Huang's house in full dress!
Huang Shiren still likes to sit! The footman came over with a bottle and put it on the table!
Yohito: What do you think of my approach?
Man: Well done!
Yohito: May I? (Take a sip)
M: Don't be afraid. You have Yohito's kidney treasure. Being good to her is good for you!
Hey, daughter, it's time to dye your hair white! Wearing jeans!
Xi: This is specially designed for me to meet Yohito today. It's a super Saiyan! Cool enough! (knocking at the door)
The footman still opened the door with something and got out of the car. Huang Shiren didn't look up.
Xier (Kim): Shaodongjia! (soft)
Yohito (hearing voices, then looking up): Wow, beautiful, personality, I like it! Sit down!
Xier: Alas!
Yohito: Oh, come to me and sigh again and again? Why?
Xi: I miss my brother Da Chun!
Yohito: Forget it. I'll introduce you to a new friend, Shuanghui. I'm great!
Xi: There was a thunderbolt yesterday. My father told me that you have admired me for a long time! Really?
Yohito: That's not true. I am willing to die for my bosom friend!
Xier: But I can only accommodate rich people!
Yohito: Wow, such a practical question!
Xier: Although money is not everything, you can't do anything without it!
Yohito: This question doesn't bother me. If you were here, you would be accompanied by satin, gold, silver, a building, a car, tickets and a handsome man!
Xi 'er: When you look at the momentum of your boss, you are not an ordinary person. As the saying goes, you have a golden hoop on your head, long blond hair, golden eyes and gold bars in your hand. Who's that?
Yohito: Monkey Sun!
Xier: Well, isn't that the richest man in my boss Huang Li?
Yohito: Great, great! I like it! (Just touching Xi's hand, Mu Renzhi rushed up)
Renzhi: Dong Jia! Master!
Yohito: Why are you acting like a terrorist? You hit it when you say it!
Renzhi: Something is wrong! Yang Bailao died last night, and this morning the masses petitioned collectively. I heard that Yang Bailao's adopted son is now a guerrilla captain! The troops have arrived in the village and said they would put you and me in the state.
Didn't say how to deal with it specifically, only said that it was necessary to calculate new and old accounts! Boss, why are you still standing there? Why don't you run away! Huang Shiren wants to run, but he goes back to get his hat! )
Daughter: I haven't got the money yet!
Yohito: Women are in trouble! (Give the money to Hal and run down)
Xier: Huh? Only 20 cents! Go after it!