Little Shenyang: Wandering, wandering, thousands of miles of surging rivers never stop, and the treasures are exhausted. Things in the world are replaced by a surging tide, whether it is joy or sorrow...
Yang Bing: Brother Qiang, I noticed that your singing voice is getting more and more beautiful. Are you going to hold a concert?
Little Shenyang: What kind of concert are we holding? We want to occupy Shanghai!
Yang Bing: Brother Qiang, I definitely can’t go to Shanghai today. I didn’t bring my swimming trunks.
Little Shenyang: Stop making trouble, brother. We are the Chopper Gang, specializing in collecting protection fees. Do you understand?
Yang Bing: Got it.
Xiao Shenyang: I heard that there is a nail farmer in this area named Cheng Fengfeng.
Yang Bing: No, his name is Feng Chengcheng.
Xiao Shenyang: You are talking about TV series, I am talking about sketches. Teacher Wu has a saying that is right, we mean it when it comes to being funny!
Night Shanghai, night Shanghai, you are a city that never sleeps. The lanterns are up, the cars are sounding, and there is singing and dancing...
Duck Egg: Okay, okay, stop practicing now and eat wontons quickly.
Pang Ya: Okay, as dancers, we must maintain our bodies and maintain your body shape. Look at how fat you two have become. We are serious about dancing! Eat Chaos. Feng Feng, from the Chinese Lines Network. I remember when we were at Paramount, it was the number one.
Yudan: Humph, sister, we are the leaders. If we don’t take the lead, we won’t be able to see from behind.
Fat Ya: Feng Feng, otherwise you’d have to join me in Paramount.
Yudan: Sister, you asked me to go back with you to sell melon seeds. Pull me down. It’s not easy for young people. Give me a chance.
Fat Ya: Anyway, there are too many little gangsters now, and it’s hard to do anything.
Yang Bing: Brother Qiang, we’re here.
Little Shenyang: Brother, remember, we must use strategies.
Yang Bing: Strategy, understand, watch! Brother Qiang, I discovered something, that woman is quite good-looking.
Little Shenyang: Pull it down. Together, we are not as heavy as she is. She is too wide and tall.
Yang Bing: No, I mean the narrow ones.
Little Shenyang: Ouch, these two little ones are pretty.
Yang Bing: Brother Qiang, you choose, leave the rest to me
Little Shenyang: What are we doing here?
Yang Bing: Collect protection money
Little Shenyang: Let’s go! Boss lady!
Duck Egg: Hey
Little Shenyang: Ordering food
Duck Egg: What do you two want to eat?
Little Shenyang: What is there?
Duck Egg: Chaos
Little Shenyang: Come and have a bowl of chaos.
Yang Bing: Come back, my brother Qiang eats the forbidden food of chaos, no skin or filling.
Duck Egg: Do you want a bowl?
Yang Bing: Drink soup
Yadan: Sorry, if you want to drink soup, there is no free bowl.
Yang Shulin: Yeah, just show off, Brother Qiang, you are safe. I have a very hot temper. What is this if it's not a bowl? ah? He's not that big, but he speaks quite aggressively. Brother Qiang, let's drink some soup.
(Dog barking)
Who are you scolding? Stop barking, what kind of dog is your hotel like?
Yadan: No, that bowl of yours belongs to him.
Xiao Shenyang: What did I say about the mugwort? Your name is Cheng Fengfeng?
Yadan: Yeah
Little Shenyang: Do you know the rules here?
Yadan: I don’t know
Xiao Shenyang: Do you know that you have to pay protection fees?
Yadan: I don’t know
Little Shenyang: Do you know it hurts me when you talk to me like this?
Yadan: Do you know that your hand is in the pot?
Yang Shulin: Brother Qiang, who burned your hand? Is it you? Is it you?
Yadan: It’s not me, he...
Yang Shulin: Cheng Fengfeng, let me tell you, we are here to collect protection money
Yadan: He I am not the eldest brother...
Little Shenyang: Collect protection money!
Ah, it’s so scary
Little Shenyang: Can you respect my profession? Why don’t you run away?
Fat Ya: Brother, my legs are numb or I would have run away.
Little Shenyang: Climb back.
Pang Ya: Ah
Ya Dan: No, two brothers, look what you are doing, you scared away all my guests.
Little Shenyang: Don’t say it’s useless, pay the protection fee
Yadan: Brother, this protection fee is too high, I really don’t have it
Little Shenyang: No, right?
Yadan: It’s not that I really don’t have a big brother
Little Shenyang: Is it because we don’t want to pay each other?
Yadan: Not the eldest brother
Yang Shulin: Do you want to make friends with me? Hand it over or not? Hand it over or not!
Yadan: I really don’t have a big brother.
Xiao Shenyang: Let me tell you, Cheng Fengfeng, if you don’t pay today, we will not leave, whether it is one year, two years or ten years.
Ten years ago, I didn’t know you, and you didn’t belong to me. We were still the same, walking beside a stranger, walking through gradually familiar streets.
Yadan: Ten years later, we are friends and can still greet each other, but with such tenderness, we can no longer find a reason to hug. Lovers will inevitably become friends in the end.
Extended information:
"Shanghai Beach" cast:
1. Xiao Shenyang
Little Shenyang, formerly known as Shen He, 1981 Born on May 7, 2018 in Kaiyuan City, Tieling City, Liaoning Province, he is a Chinese actor, singer, director, and host.
In 2006, he became a disciple of Zhao Benshan; in 2007, he participated in the first TV series "Endless Love" and began to stand out, officially entering the film and television industry.
In 2009, he performed the sketch "Not Short of Money" with Zhao Benshan, Bi Fujian, and Maomao at the CCTV Spring Festival Gala; in the same year, he starred in the film "Three Guns" directed by Zhang Yimou.
In 2010, he starred in the action comedy movie "Laughing in the Rivers and Lakes". In 2010, he participated in the sketch "Donation" in the CCTV Spring Festival Gala; in 2011, he starred in the TV series "The Strange Man Ouyang De". In 2012, he starred in the TV series "The Chef". ", and performed the sketch "Really Want to Go Home" at the Beijing Satellite TV Spring Festival Gala in 2014.
On February 8, 2016, the movie "Journey to the West: Monkey King Three Fights the White Bone Demon" was released nationwide; in the same year, he starred in the movie "The Unusual Deal" and the comedy suspense action film "Everything I Say is True" "; in the same year, he participated in the Beijing Satellite TV star reality show "The King of Crossover Singer" and won the third runner-up in the finals.
In September of the same year, he hosted the first variety show "Crossover Comedy King". In December 2016, the movie "Love Saint" starring Xiao Yang was released.
In 2017, it was confirmed that he would continue to play Zhu Bajie in the movie "Journey to the West".
In June 2017, he starred in the movie "Under the Ice" and was shortlisted for the 20th Shanghai International Film Festival. In January 2018, the movie "Moths Crossing the River" that he directed and starred in was screened on June 15, 2018. Released nationwide on Japan.
2. Ya Dan
Ya Dan, whose real name is Lu Pin, was born on November 29, 1987 in Qitaihe City, Heilongjiang Province. She is an actress in Mainland China.
In 2009, he made his debut by performing the sketch "Not Short of Money" at the CCTV Spring Festival Gala.
In 2010, he participated in the Beijing Satellite TV Spring Festival Gala and performed the sketch "I Want to Go to the Spring Festival Gala".
In 2013, he participated in the Jiangsu Satellite TV star diving competition program "Star Diving Cube".
In 2014, he participated in the Tianjin Satellite TV opera reality show "National Beauty" and entered the finals with Huo Zun and Zhang Yuan***.
In 2015, he participated in the Dragon TV comedy reality show "Happy Comedian Season 1".
In 2016, he participated in the Dragon TV reality show "Happy Comedian Season 2" and performed the sketch "Not Short of Money 2".
3. Yang Shulin
Yang Shulin, whose real name is Yang Bing, was born in Tieling City, Liaoning Province in 1986. He is the 22nd disciple of Mr. Zhao Benshan, an actor and comedy performance artist in Mainland China.
In 2012, he gained everyone's attention for participating in the Spring Festival Gala of the Ministry of Public Security and cooperating with master Zhao Benshan in the sketch "Meeting on a Narrow Road".
In April 2015, he participated in the celebrity comedy competition reality show "Happy Comedian" and has performed wonderfully in works such as "New Shanghai Beach", "The Legend of Zhen Huan" and "Not Short of Money 2". .
In March 2016, in the second half of the competition for the second season of "Happy Comedian", he was successfully starred by Zhu Yan. In the eighth episode of "Let's Get Married", Yang Shulin and Pang Ya appeared together. A bizarre "marriage plan" was staged.
In September 2016, he participated in the celebrity cross-border comedy competition show "Cross-border Comedy King" and partnered with Li Yugang in "Maweipo" and won the championship agent.
In January 2017, in the musical comedy variety show "Awesome!" In "My Song", Yang Shulin and Li Yugang jointly sang "Drunk by Drinking alone". The show was broadcast for half a month, and the total number of views of the video has exceeded 100 million.
In May 2017, Yang Shulin attended the opening ceremony of the soft science fiction movie "Super APP" in Guangzhou as the starring role.
In February 2018, he and Wang Bowen participated in the Beijing Satellite TV Spring Festival Gala sketch "That Night of Spring".
In the same year, he participated in the action comedy film "Moths Crossing the River" directed by Xiao Shenyang, which is scheduled to be released on June 15.