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One day, county leaders went to the countryside to inspect all kinds of things and came to the hillside. At this time, there are two cows grazing on the hillside, a male and a female. The bull said to the cow, "I want to hide!" " "The cow asked," why? The bull replied, "Do you know?" The leaders in the county love to eat bullwhip. What if they eat my whip? The cow said, "well, go and hide!" " ! " "

The bull just hid for a while and saw the cow running panting. So he asked the cow, "What are you doing here? You don't have a bullwhip! " Niu said, "You don't know that the county has come to lead, and the cadres in the village love to brag. What should I do if I blow it up later? "

Second, cows and bulls have lived for a long time. The cow felt that life was tasteless, so she left the bull to look for an elephant. After a while, the cow felt that the bull was still good to her, and it was meaningless to be with the elephant, so the cow returned to the bull, but the cow found that the bull didn't seem to be as good to her as before. So the cow asked the bull, dear, why are you lukewarm to me? Have I changed, or have you? The bull said, of course you have changed. "What has changed?" The bull looked at the cow and said, "You are bigger than the cow."