What is yours will always be yours, and what others give will be taken away.
3. The characteristic of a loser is continuous failure. If you want to see his failure, he won't let you down.
There should be a better way to start a new day than waking up every morning.
5. Work is so interesting! Especially watching others work.
6. Don't wait until tomorrow to make excuses, but find them today.
7, the stomach is not terrible, the terrible thing is that there is no good thing in the stomach.
Garfield: Odie is my dog. My dog can only be abused by me.
9. Let's stop here! I'm going to take my third nap today.
10, smart people are unmarried, and married people are hard to be smart.
1 1. Although Ou Di is a dog, he sometimes leads a dog-like life.
12, God has decided who your relatives are. Fortunately, he gave you the choice of friends.
13, if you don't want to give others something to eat, you have to remind them of something.
14. Your future depends on your dreams now, so go to sleep.
15. With spaghetti, who will eat rats?
16, maybe men are really like this. Not seeing the lotus for a long time, they began to feel the beauty of peony.
17, if you can't beat your enemies, join them.
18, spoil me, love me, feed me, don't abandon me.
19, success is a related term, which will bring you many unrelated relatives (contacts).
One should love animals, they are so tasty.
2 1, it's great to have fun from this sport that won't make you gain weight.
22, I want to live like Garfield, a bowl of chop suey noodles can be exchanged for a sunny day.
The problem with dogs is that they have no switches.
Clothing is like barbed wire, which prevents you from acting rashly but does not prevent you from enjoying it.
25. A beautiful lady told Jon that you were so cute, and you asked me what happened!
26. You brought back an old and useless guy, and it wasn't me.
27. I made a wish on a star. I don't really believe it either. It's free anyway, and there's no evidence to prove that it doesn't work.
28. Come on, Ou Di, let's buy one or nine hamburgers for dinner.
29. I slept well, 16 hours. I like taking a nap.
30. The cutest thing is a small table with pork rolls.
3 1, the more you learn, the more you understand; The more you know, the more you forget; The more you forget, the less you know; Why do you want to learn?
Ou Di, let's eat ice cream, but you have to watch me eat it.
Can you do me a favor? Help me apply to be a dog, preferably a Spanish poodle!
Shh, don't tell them I did something good, it will affect my image!
35. Love is like a photo, which needs a lot of darkroom time to cultivate.
No matter how happy a bachelor is, he will get married sooner or later. Happiness is not permanent.
37. all smart people are unmarried? It's hard for married people to be smart any more.
I can't let that chicken write after my name.
I hope you can know that you are the most important person in my life.
40. There are many things more important than money in this world, such as spaghetti.
I should be polite to Ou Di. (Kicking Ou Di) Sorry, Ou Di. Now I have done it.
42. Love comes and goes quickly. Only pork rolls are eternal.
43. You can let the kitten leave the meat pie, but you can't let the meat pie leave the kitten.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
Love your neighbor, but don't let her husband know.
46. No, fruitcake! This is one of the three things I don't eat. The other two are raisins and snails.
47. I don't watch TV every time I eat. Sometimes I watch TV while eating. Some changes in my life will increase my fun.
48. Children in the back seat will have an accident, and children will be born in the back seat.
49. In order to save water, try to take a bath with your girlfriend.
This hamburger tastes good, but not as good as the first eight.
5 1, efforts will never die! But I won't prove it with myself.
52. There should be a better way to start a new day than waking up every morning.
53, two people are unstable, three people are!
The problem with chocolate is that if you eat it, it will disappear.
Garfield was definitely not born for pork rolls, but pork rolls must be born for Garfield.
I should be polite to Ou Di. (Indy kicks) Excuse me, Ou Di? Now I have done it.
57. Money is not everything. Sometimes you need a credit card.
58. I will never do anything wrong to Ou Di again, maybe, maybe not forever.
59. Love comes and goes quickly, only pork rolls are eternal.
60. Never leave what you can eat today for tomorrow.
6 1, I'm bungee jumping, can't you see?