Shane is a staff member of joja. This article is pure nonsense, it's true. He has three stories of drinking beer and giving up on himself. The first one is drinking beer in his room at his aunt Ma's house. The second one is at the sewer cliff on the left side of Leah's house under Ma's house. {He may fall in love with you here, and he will give you two recipes and two pizzas before three hearts.} Don't skip the story at the end. It is love for you, and he asked you to take him to the hospital.} The third one is completely in love with you.