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20 10 lines of the Spring Festival Evening sketch "Family with Graduates"
Guo Da: My wife.

Cai Ming: Hey.

Guo Da: My wife.

Cai Ming: Hey.

Guo Da: The situation is very good, the situation is very good.

Cai Ming: What's the matter?

Guo Da: Our son's potato sales are increasing day by day.

Cai Ming: Oh.

Guo Da: I have a big client. She keeps the leftover potatoes every day.

Cai Ming: Great ~ Hahahaha ~ ~ (Turning to whisper): I paid for that man.

Guo Da: Oh, that's great. Seeing that our son's business is about to grow, we have to strengthen publicity and make an endorsement for our son's potatoes.

Cai Ming: You want to speak for potatoes?

Guo Da: Ah.

Cai Ming: I think so. You look like a peeled potato (everyone laughs).

Guo Da: Well, I have all the advertising words in mind.

Cai Ming: Oh.

Guo Da: What do you think?

Cai Ming: Hmm.

Guo Da: Potatoes, anything is possible.

Cai Ming: What do you say?

Guo Da: With potatoes, everything is possible.

Cai Ming: There is also the possibility of cooking.

Guo Da: What would the world be like without potatoes?

Cai Ming: I won't eat, so what (laughs)

Guo Da: Potatoes can be preserved forever, but only one kind can be preserved forever.

Cai Ming: That's too bad (both of them laugh).

Guo Da: Hey, my wife, son and I have made plans. Listen, we're going to start selling potatoes.

Cai Ming: Yes.

Guo Da: When it developed into a company, it sold potatoes.

Cai Ming: Yes.

Guo Da: Marry a wife and help him sell potatoes.

Guo Da: Regenerate a big white fat potato, haha.

Cai Ming: You mean having a baby?

Guo Da: I have a great grandson.

Cai Ming: Well, if my grandson looks like this, I can't live (both laugh).

Guo Da: OK, I will go to the market to see my son.

Cai Ming: Well, go ahead. (Guo Da)

Cai Ming: Oh, take my grandchildren away, oh, so many grandchildren, oh.

Boxwood: ding ~ e ~ e ~

Cai Ming: Ah.

Huang Yang: Hello, Aunt.

Cai Ming: Hey, little flower girl, how did you find us? Come on, come on, please sit down.

Boxwood: Eh!

Cai Ming: No, please go. Please go.

Boxwood: What's the situation?

Cai Ming: Forget to buy potatoes. My wife and son don't know. If they see you, I can't live.

Boxwood: Oh, auntie, this is for you.

Cai Ming: Hey, you gave me a present. Hey, you buy a catty of potatoes for my son, and I'll give you a subsidy of 30 cents. Do you have money with you? Are you happy? Hehehe.

Huang Ye: (crying)

Cai Ming: It's not the same as happiness.

Boxwood: potatoes can't be sold.

Cai Ming: Ah.

Huang Yang: As soon as your son sees that potatoes are selling well, he will buy more and more. I want to buy him 500 Jin today. I dream at night and potatoes chase me everywhere.

Cai Ming: Oh, you're afraid that potatoes will chase you. It's not like bandits are chasing you.

Huang Yang: Auntie, let's terminate the agreement.

Cai Ming: Oh, come on. You unilaterally tore up the agreement. I can sue you in court.

Huang Yang: You, how about this? I will come to you when the market is good. Really, I lied to you that I was a puppy.

Cai Ming: No, if you really run away, there are so many puppies on the street, how do I know which one is you?

Boxwood: (crying)

Cai Ming: Oh, well, don't cry, don't cry, don't cry. Oh, well, aunt will give you a hundred dollars, and then you insist on boxwood: aunt, I'll give you two hundred dollars, so I won't insist.

Cai Ming: I'll give you 300 pounds.

Boxwood: This 200 yuan is mine.

Cai Ming: Then take the money and leave.

Boxwood: Hey. (suddenly reacting) Oh, auntie, I won't leave until you cancel the agreement today.

Cai Ming: Hey, you poor kid. You have been with my son since we signed this agreement.

Boxwood: Binding?

Cai Ming: Hmm!

Boxwood: I feel dizzy. . . (Guo Da)

Guo Da: We have a guest. Oh, sit down, sit down, sit down.

Huang Yang: Thank you, Uncle.

Cai Ming: You, you, how did you come back?

Guo Da: I forgot my cell phone when I called.

Cai Ming: Oh.

Guo Da: Hello, is this the vegetable wholesale market? Old horse, give my son two kilos of potatoes.

Cai Ming and Huang Yang: Ouch (falling to the ground together)

Guo Da: What's wrong, what's wrong, what's wrong?

Cai Ming: Nothing. Now I get excited when I hear potatoes. The child doesn't know why he fell, hehe.

Boxwood: (Laughter)

Guo Da: Did I just hear you say that this girl is related to our son? What do you mean?

Cai Ming: Oh, if they are tied together, they are tied together.

Guo Da: Why are big girls and big boys tied together?

Cai Ming: Tie them together and have sex with someone.

Guo Da: With someone?

Cai Ming: Yes, that's right.

Guo Da: This is our future daughter-in-law? What is this? What is this?

Cai Ming: We can't elaborate on this matter.

Guo Da: I understand. I'll make another call.

Boxwood: Ah, uncle, don't eat potatoes.

Guo Da: Not potatoes. I asked my son to come back.

Cai Ming: Oh, uncle, no, didn't you go to the market to see your son? Let's go, let's go.

Huang Yang: Goodbye, uncle.

Guo Da: Bye, bye, bye.

Cai Ming: Oh, it's time to go.

Guo Da: (looking back) Cough! How can I leave when such an important guest comes? I'm not going anywhere today.

Cai Ming: I can't live.

Guo Da: Girl, please sit down. Please sit down.

Cai Ming: Don't let me know, huh? ..

Boxwood: Eh, oh, haha. Thank you, uncle.

Guo Da: Girl.

Boxwood: Eh!

Guo Da: Are you going to school or work now?

Huang Yang: I just graduated from college.

Guo Da: Oh, how do you know my son?

Huang Yang: Mine. ...

Cai Ming: (Interrupting) .. Let's hold the World Expo in Shanghai.

Guo Da: Nonsense, will it move?

Cai Ming: Oh, great, happy, great, great.

Guo Da: Oh. Hey, has my son met your parents?

Boxwood: Huh? !

Cai Ming: (disturbing). . Hey, hey ... Is the financial crisis over?

Guo Da: Well, it looks much better.

Cai Ming: Oh ~ Great, I'm relieved.

Guo Da: What are you doing now, girl?

Huang Yang: I signed an agreement with someone to sell potatoes.

Guo Da: Oh, who will sign the agreement?

Cai Ming: (Interrupting) Ah ... Why didn't we talk about the six-party talks? Guo Da: Hey, hey ... How did you become a politician now?

Cai Ming: Talking with college students is all about knowledge, hehe.

Guo Da: Oh, hey, hey, this girl is nice. Our son has a good eye.

Cai Ming: That's right. I have an eye. Well, I ... met her several times before I fell in love with her.

Huang Yang: Aunt, I don't think I'm suitable.

Cai Ming: I think you are perfect.

Huang Yang: Oh, there are many people who are more suitable than me. Many girls like me are looking around with resumes and dreams. Guo Da: Oh, it's too difficult to find a date now.

Huang Yang: Auntie, please change someone else.

Cai Ming: Oh, come on, I have a crush on you.

Guo Da: I expect her to give me grandchildren.

Huang Yang: I am a beginner and have no experience in this field.

Guo Da: Experience in this field will be very troublesome.

Cai Ming: So, why don't you stay out of it?

Guo Da: I understand.

Cai Ming: (whispering) I understand again.

Guo Da: Girl.

Boxwood: Eh!

Guo Da: How much is this potato a catty?

Boxwood: One yuan a catty.

Guo Da: How much is it per catty?

Boxwood: One yuan a catty.

Guo Da: What are you doing? (water supply)

Boxwood: Hehe (take it to drink water)

Guo Da: (stands up to face Cai Ming) This girl looks very smart. How can she be a fool?

Cai Ming: Not too silly.

Guo Da: Girl, you get a dollar in and a dollar out, but won't you lose it if you lose a little weight?

Boxwood: No, I can't. I sell potatoes for 30 cents a catty.

Guo Da: She met a fool.

Cai Ming: You are the fool.

Guo Da: I didn't say anything about you. What's your hurry?

Cai Ming: You? ...

Guo Da: Girl. ...

Xiao Guo: Mom and Dad.

Guo Da: Yo, my son is back.

Cai Ming: I really can't live.

Guo Da: Look who's here.

Xiao Guo: Oh, why are you here? Welcome, have a seat.

Guo Da: Sit down, sit down.

Xiao Guo: Mom, where is the fruit?

Guo Da: Fruit, come on.

Cai Ming: Hehe (carrying fruit)

Xiao Guo: Mom, this is my big client.

Cai Ming: (lowers his head and whispers) I'm your big client.

Xiao Guo: Thank you for taking care of me all the time.

Huang Yang: I'm afraid I can't take care of you.

Cai Ming: You can, you can, you can ... Ah, you can take care of him no matter how tired you are.

Guo Da: Hey, two people should take care of each other. We can't let other girls suffer alone.

Xiao Guo: Hey, Dad, you don't know. At present, she can only take care of me, but I can't take care of her.

Guo Da: We must take care of each other now. Otherwise, what if you get married and have children in the future?

Huang Yang: Get married and have children?

Guo Da: Ah.

Cai Ming: Ah, ah, getting married and having children is none of your business.

Guo Da: That's all right. I was hoping you could have grandchildren.

Huang Yang: Do you want me to have grandchildren? !

Cai Ming: He said he would have grandchildren, so don't take it personally.

Huang Yang: Can I not take it personally? I'm under enough pressure to sell potatoes. How can I be given such a difficult task? Aunt, I only have the obligation to buy potatoes, not to get married and have children.

Cai Ming: You gave birth to a child by yourself ... Of course not, right?

Guo Da: Why not? Since it is a date, it is inevitable to get married and have children.

Boxwood: Oh, dear.

Xiao Guo: Hehe ... What are you talking about here? Who's dating who? What happened to my dad?

Cai Ming: (whispering) Your father is out.

Guo Da:? I'm not out. Didn't you say the child was dating our son?

Xiao Guo: Huh?

Huang Yang: Auntie, how can you say that? This is not in our agreement.

Xiao Guo: Mom, what agreement?

Cai Ming: (Drift)

Xiao Guo: Are you drifting?

Cai Ming: We can't elaborate on this matter.

Guo Da: Tell me in detail.

Cai Ming: In detail, it means (singing): Susan left Hongtong County and will come to the front of this street. Which one ... Guo Da: Where are you going?

Cai Ming: (singing) It's time for Susan to go.

Guo Da: Come back here. You want me to worry to death. What the hell is this?

Cai Ming: I can't live anyway. I was afraid that my son's potatoes wouldn't sell, so I hired this girl to help me. Then you asked me lifelessly that I couldn't tell you that they were dating. This is the agreement we signed. Please read it. You'd better not read it.

Guo Da: Oh, long time no see. You gave her 30 cents.

Cai Ming: I am a fool.

Guo Da: You have been lurking deep enough.

Cai Ming: I'm not from Tianjin Railway Station.

Guo Da: You?

Xiao Guo: Mom.

Guo Da: Do you think your spoiled child will succeed in the future? Huh? You are not as good as a girl, and people can sell potatoes. Huang Yang: Ah, I contacted a big canteen and sold them potatoes.

Guo Da: You see, the fact that the canteen can ask her for potatoes proves that she has the means to promote sales.

Huang Yang: There's nothing I can do. The canteen manager is my father.

Cai Ming: Oh, that's great. Then you sell the potatoes to your father.

Euonymus japonicus: Oh, my dad said that their employees have been sweating after eating potatoes recently.

Xiao Guo: Mom, it's not important to sell potatoes. It's important to know the market information. We will soon open a large food processing factory, where a large number of high-quality potatoes are needed. Let's join hands with powerful entrepreneurs to rent idle land in rural areas and grow these high-quality potatoes. You think, in this way, the villagers have income again, and our future affairs will be big, right?

Boxwood: Good idea. Can you take me to play with you?

Xiao Guo: Let's start a business together.

Boxwood: OK. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Cai Ming: Great, it's bound again. Let's come too. Hey, hey, hey, hey ... (Guo Da is thrown out)

Guo Da: OK, OK, OK. My son's business can be bigger. We should better speak for it.

Small fruit: recognition

Guo Da: Yes. My name is potato "pot"

Cai Ming: My name is Potato Cai.

Guo Da: Potatoes are very delicious.

Cai Ming: You can stew a pot of food.

Xiao Guo: OK.

Boxwood: OK. We are post-80s.

Small fruit: create new achievements.

Cai Ming: You are a new breed.

Guo Da: We are old potatoes.

Cai Ming, Huang Yang and Xiao Guo: Huh? ! (Laughter)