The prelude to the music "Bao Qingtian" began.

Qin Shihuang: (singing) Qin Shihuang! The unity of the world is moving towards the outline! Not afraid of the sun, not afraid of the wind, afraid of assassins to assassinate me! What should I do? What should I do?

Samurai: Report ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Qin Shihuang: For what?

Samurai: (singing "Hug Hug") Measure for measure! Your Majesty, someone is looking for you outside!

Qin Shihuang: Who?

Samurai: This man claims to be nameless, saying that he brought the assassin's head to your majesty!

Qin Shihuang: Are you serious?

Samurai: Really!

Qin Shihuang: Announce it quickly!

Eunuch: Xuanwuming went to the temple.

(The catwalk started, and the unknown stepped on the catwalk. After he appeared, he went up to Qin Shihuang and shook hands with him. )

Unknown: Nice to meet you!

Qin Shihuang: Nice to meet you, too!

Eunuch: One bow, two bows, three bows.

Wu Ming: (kneeling on one leg) kowtow to your majesty!

Qin Shihuang: Wu Ming, let me ask you something!

Eunuch: Your Majesty, monarchs generally don't call me a widow.

Qin Shihuang: Oh, yes! How could I forget this! Unknown, widow ~ ~ ~ ~ widow asks you.

Eunuch: Not a widow, a widow!

Qin Shihuang: Unknown, let me ask you, did you really get the assassin's head?

Unknown: Hi!

Eunuch: No way, show me the evidence!

Qin Shihuang: Are there any witnesses?

Samurai: I can testify.

Eunuch: objection. Objection. The opposing defense friend bribed our team members to commit perjury.

Qin Shihuang: Rejected! Samurai, say it!

Samurai: The assassin's head has been sent to the kitchen.

Qin Shihuang: Good! Unknown, please tell me the whole story quickly.

Unknown: Yes! Your majesty! At that time, we were asked to form the Gang of Four who stabbed Qin, Tian Kong, broken arrow, Fei Xue and the Minister.

(Four people sing "Meteor Shower" on stage)

Unknown: however, they don't know that I am actually loyal to your majesty. I am actually undercover! One day, I faced the sky alone.

Sky: (looking up at the sky indifferently) The moon is really round from a distance! Sometimes it's not very round, why is it so round now? Because it's round!

Phantom nameless: (clapping) Good poem! Why does brother Tian have such a sigh?

Sky: The next time I think that the dream of stabbing Qin has not come true, I am full of emotion and poetry. Ah! Sea! You are so fucking big!

Unknown: So I'm going to kill the sky, and I'm going to use my unique skill-the first quarter of the eighth set of broadcast gymnastics!

(The music "Broadcast Gymnastics" begins, and the nameless people do "stretching exercises" to kill the sky)

Sky: You, you, you ~ ~ ~ (fall to the ground)

Phantom unknown: Sorry, I'm undercover!

Broken arrow: (Sword refers to unknown)

(With Infernal Affairs Dialogue)

Xue Fei: Why are you killing each other?

Broken arrow: He's undercover!

Xue Fei: Who is undercover?

Unknown Phantom and broken arrow: Him!

Xue Fei: Be quiet! As usual-punch!

Phantom nameless broken arrow looked up at the sky and made a deep shape! Then punch. "Scissors and stone cloth" Scissors and stone cloth

Qin Shihuang: Who won in the end?

Unknown: it's the minister! Because that fool can only produce scissors!

Qin Shihuang: What happened later?

Unknown: (singing "Later")

(in the song. )

Xue Fei: Canjian, so you are undercover!

Why don't you fight back?

Canjian: Because I love you!

Yueru: Master! '

Qin Shihuang: Who is this man?

Unknown: This person is the personal servant girl of Canjian.

Qin Shihuang: Is this girl a woman?

Unknown: Your Majesty is really wise, SHEN WOO! At that time, Yueru shouted "Master, I will avenge you" and stabbed Xue Fei with her sword. Then I drew my sword and killed Yueru! In this way, all assassins will be wiped out one by one.

Qin Shihuang: (Laughter) Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Unknown, you lied to me.

Unknown: Why did your Majesty say that?

Qin Shihuang: Because I have seen broken arrow. That day, just as I was thinking, I suddenly heard the wind whispering. See broken arrow.

Falling from the sky.

Canjian: (flies) I'm here to assassinate you! (The magical Qin Shihuang ignores me) I'm here to assassinate you! (Still ignore) I'm here to assassinate you (ignore) I beg you not to ignore me! I'm here to assassinate you!

The magical Qin Shihuang: (looking at broken arrow) Depressed!

Canjian: Why are you depressed?

The magical Qin Shihuang: Do you read four books, five classics and four books?

Canjian: You mean The Analects of Confucius, The Book of Songs, The Doctrine of the Mean and The University. I do. Which book are you reading?

Fantasy Qin Shihuang: University

Canjian: How do you feel?

The magical Qin Shihuang: I think "University" is so depressing.

Canjian: True bosom friend, I feel the same way.

Qin Shihuang: So we two intimate friends chatted and drank together, so you lied to me when you said that broken arrow could only produce scissors, because he could only produce stones! So I guess all your plots should be like this! First of all, you killed the sky purely by mistake, because I have your criminal record here, and the judge acquitted you of manslaughter. On the same day, you studied martial arts together, using the eighth set of second side movements of broadcast gymnastics, because the record said that the sky died of a broken hand muscle. As for the broken arrow, I have sent Holmes and sherlock holmes to check it out.

Unknown: Sherlock Holmes and Sherlock Holmes? Who are they?

Eunuch: I'm Holmes.

Samurai: I am volley water.

H: We are detectives from Shen Yong. According to our investigation, Cancan and Xue Fei had a relationship for a long time.

Qin Shihuang: So I guess they were enjoying the moon and flowers that day.

Snow broken arrow's classic pose for Titanic. Music)

Xue Fei: The moon is really round tonight!

Canjian: Yes! The moon is really round tonight!

Xue Fei: Don't you have anything to whisper to me?

Canjian: Yes!

Xue Fei: What?

Canjian: The moon is really round tonight!

Xue Fei: What! ? !

Canjian: Actually, I really have something to say to you.

Xue Fei: What's this?

Canjian: I don't want to stab Qin!

Qin Shihuang: Xue Fei knew Canjian's temper and that he was telling the truth! So she took out her cell phone and dialed your number.

Xue Fei: Hey! Anonymous?

Unknown: It's me.

Xue Fei: Unknown, I'm Xue Fei. I told you, remnant sword, don't try to stab Qin! So I want to die with him, and then you take our heads to see Qin Shihuang and kill him! Complete our great cause of stabbing Qin! (hangs up)

(Flying snow and sword mutually assured destruction)

Qin Shihuang: As for the moon you mentioned, he may have rushed out and cut down 300 knives for flying snow.

Yueru: (cutting snow) 1, 2, 3, 4, 5-5 What's behind it? Yes, 1 1! 1 1、27、36、 123、234、300!

Qin Shihuang: Then you brought me their heads, didn't you?

Unknown: Your majesty's imagination is so rich that it reminds you that the remnant sword doesn't want to stab Qin. Yes, I was playing martial arts with the sky that day and accidentally killed him! But I didn't use the second paragraph of broadcast gymnastics, but the third paragraph of body rotation. I remember chatting with Canjian that day. Canjian said he didn't want to stab Qin, and then wrote me a word: Tianxia.

Qin Shihuang: The word "the world" is just what I want. I didn't expect Canjian to be my bosom friend!

Unknown: Xue Fei also heard the news at that time. She pulled out her sword and put it across the neck of the remnant sword!

Xue Fei: Why don't you stab Qin? Believe it or not, I will kill you!

Can Jian: I once had a sincere feeling in front of me. I didn't cherish it, and I regretted it when I lost it. The saddest thing in life is this. If God can give me another chance to start over, I will say three words to that girl: I love you. If I want to add a deadline before this relationship, I hope it is 10 thousand years!

(Snow is moved to tears)

Yueru: Master! No, don't kill my master.

Unknown: At that time, when the moon rushed up, it hit Xue Fei, and Xue Fei's sword suddenly plunged into the body of the remnant sword.

Xue Fei: Ah! Broken arrow! (Yes, Yueru) You bitch!

Unknown: Xue Fei cut off Yueru with his sword and then committed suicide!

Qin Shihuang: Are you here to kill me today? Okay, then.

(Qin Shihuang throws a dagger at the unknown and closes his eyes)

Unknown: I have a dagger, but you are unarmed. Is it unfair?

Qin Shihuang: (laughing insidiously) Haha-(pulling out a long sword from behind)

(nameless fall to the ground)

Samurai: (sniffing at Unknown) Your Majesty, Unknown has been scared to death.

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