1, when a man meets a woman, there is only an anniversary from now on, and there is no independence day.

2. Oh, are you too busy to go to the toilet by yourself?

3, lingering without wearing a condom, delicious.

At that time, I was poor all my life without going to college, but now I am poor as soon as I go to college.

5. Impulse means that you still have passion for life, and you are always impulsive, which means that you still don't understand life.

6, all kinds of small flowers, all kinds of people from all walks of life are quite embarrassed.

7. The son can't control it, but the daughter can't stand it.

8, fake cigarettes, fake wine, fake friends, fake feelings, fake tenderness.

9, the resume is not fake, a typical big flicker.

10, distance is not a beauty, but a mistress.

1 1, ugly women say men are playboys, and incompetent men say women are realistic.

12, underwear is sexy, and feelings are bullshit.

13, the strength of a man is the RMB in your pocket.

14, a man sleeps ten times and a woman sleeps ten times and is called a bitch.

15, if a man wants money, it is destined to be everyone's.

16, you are a deserter from the 57th ethnic group of the Chinese nation.

17, women are busy with plastic surgery and men are busy with transformation.

18, there is no end to human meanness. The meaner they are, the smarter they are.

19. If your grades were good yesterday, you didn't do well enough today.

There are more and more animals in today's society. I forgive you for doing more animals in order to maintain your noble status as an animal.

2 1, the world is very big, and love is just around the corner. I'm leaving, please feel free.

22, the world is so chaotic, who is pretending to be pure?

23. Try gold with fire, try women with gold, and try men with women.

24. It's dark and slippery, and the society is complicated. Who else is more complicated than people? On the surface, it's all heart-to-heart, but in fact, it's all fucking brain-playing. No one can live without money.

25. Stealing one person's ideas is plagiarism, while stealing many people's ideas is research.

26. I think my speech is rough, not rough, that's elegance, what is elegance, and elegance is pretending to be a grandson.

27, little white skirt, little red shoes, either girls or a whore.

28. If you have the ability to wear low-cut, don't use the hand block.

29. I only trust two people in this world, one is me and the other is myself.

30, be a man with temperament, and smell like a bitch.

3 1. Yesterday is an abandoned check, tomorrow is an unexpired deposit, and only today is your disposable cash.

32. In the land of dung beetles, selling dung can be successful.

33. Some people, you talk to him about civilization, and he gives you barbarism; You reason with him, and he plays rascal with you.

34. Sometimes I am as optimistic as a fart, always thinking that I can shake the earth.

35. Four evils in the new era, Toyota's chassis, developers' real estate, stock market and ex-boyfriend's hard drive.

36. The heart is full of love, and all the beautiful women in the world are lovers.

I like you for no reason, but I don't like anything about you.

38. Only women and heroes are sad, and only wives and jobs are hard to find.

39. As the saying goes: Double happiness comes at the door; But as the saying goes, it never rains but it pours

40. Only a liar is sincere in the world, because he really cheated you!

If I were a princess, I would save a frog, but all I met were toads.

If you are a lemon, don't always stare at the sweetness of watermelon.

43. If fate grabs you by the throat, you grab it by the armpit.

44. Is it sad that people walk with tea? Not sad! What's really sad is that people cheated my teacup away when they left.

45, like sand, buried each other, and finally came out, it became a loose sand!

46. Money, like water, will never die of thirst; If it is too much, it will drown.

47. In fact, people's looks can be divided into two categories: one is natural beauty; One is natural inspiration.

48. A beautiful woman is like a handicraft in a window. Many people appreciate it, but only one person can buy it.

49. Are you a cosmetic contact lens? Why should I take you seriously?

50. The happiest thing for men is that their wives have their own children. . . . .

5 1, men become bad when they have money. Yes, many men are like this, but men who become bad when they have money are not much better even if they have no money.

Everyone eats shit sometimes, just don't chew it carefully.

53. If you don't have the ability to entangle yourself, you can entangle others if you have the ability.

54. I didn't know until school started: the farthest distance in the world is from Monday to Friday.

55, crowded in Beijing, bringing trouble to the capital.

The difficulty of marriage is that we fall in love with each other's advantages, but live with his shortcomings.

57. There are only two results of unrequited love, one is to make a positive result, and the other is to become a Buddha. Taking a step back will make your blue sea and blue sky complete.

58. A woman who can't cry is a monster, and a woman who can only cry is a waste.

59. A lover is like a piece of coarse cloth. Although not beautiful, it can keep out the cold. Lovers are like fashion. They feel beautiful, but they can't be worn out.

Highlights of catchwords in 2020 Spring Festival Evening

The latest 20xx Spring Festival Evening buzzwords daquan

1, with a flat face, looks like a manhole cover.

2, you let people pedal your bike once a day.

Nothing, you are not afraid of boiling water.

4. What is dolphin sound? The sound of your hips during the audition.

5, grandson! Sun: A room full of gourds. Do you think grandma is a snake spirit?

6. Your best score in the draft is 5,000 to 4,900, and you have been nicknamed "elimination lang".

7, powder, then you are scum.

8. I am a premature baby, more than 9 months premature.

9, jump to the toilet-"dung".

10, where are you going, Meng Wa Dad, who imitates Where is Dad?

1 1, say goodbye and maybe never see you again.

12, you can go here, but by the meter.

Does your family know that you are so naughty?

14, can we play together in the future if you talk like this?

15, aunt, where are you going to blow up the bunker?

16, an old lady of mine lay here for half a day. Do you think I am working?

17, my hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic, static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over …

18, where you fall, where you get up ... always fall there, I suspect there is a pit!

19, don't tell jokes at the seaside, it will cause "sea laughter".

20. Don't challenge my personality with your temper, it will make you die rhythmically!

2 1, I don't know much about music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.

22, the first love is infinitely beautiful, but it hangs early.

The night gave me a black mouse, but I played with it until dawn.

If I don't beat you, I will turn against you.

25, my heart is broken, holding it out like dumpling stuffing.

26, the world is so chaotic, who is pretending to be pure?

I don't even believe in punctuation.

28. Not only the pencil, but also you.

29. I admire myself so much that sometimes I kowtow to myself when I look in the mirror!

30. Go straight to the point and don't challenge my blacklist with your ignorance.

3 1, fifty cents and fifty cents are the happiest, because they make up a piece.

32. I am not a descendant of the rich! But I want to be the ancestor of the rich!

33, even if you want to cry again, you should smile and say: you are a grandfather!

34. The world belongs to us and our sons, but in the end it belongs to those grandchildren!

35. I am L 'Oré al Paris, and you deserve it!

36, unrequited love is a successful mime, saying it becomes a tragedy!

Protect yourself, love others, please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people …

38, don't give elder brother discharge, sister-in-law has caller ID.

Don't worry, you won't tell me if I kill you.

40. The left brain is full of water and the right brain is full of flour. It's just a matter of moving, and everything is burnt.

4 1, I thought you were decadent, only to find that you have been heartless.

42. Women nowadays let bullets fly at night if you are the one during the day. Therefore, there are many orphans of Zhao.

43. Waiting for my boy, I must appear in your household registration book. If I can't be your wife, I will be your stepmother.

44. Someone spills oil on you and says to you: Don't worry, it's all automatic. What do you do? -Hit him with kidney deficiency and tell him, "Don't worry, there are Liuwei Dihuang pills, which are used to treat kidney deficiency and contain no sugar."

45. What do you like about me? Can't I change it?

46. If I'm really fine, why don't you?

47. Love is a glass of wine. I carefully held it to my beloved, and he accidentally spilled it, so I mixed it with water.

48. Women in the new century: enter the hall, leave the kitchen, write codes, detect anomalies, kill wooden horses, climb fences, drive good cars, buy new houses, beat mistresses and hooligans.

49. playing with feelings? I will make you cry rhythmically …

50, bitch is always a bitch, even if the economic crisis, you can't be expensive!

5 1, true love is like a UFO, only heard of it, no one has seen it. I am relieved to know that you are not doing well.

52. Don't say love to others easily, don't stubbornly open other people's hearts, just make a joke and leave.

53. Please tell the prince that I am still on the way through difficulties, and there are snow-capped mountains, rivers, dragons, handsome guys and bubbles ... Tell him to go back to sleep.

54. I said big brother, I'm not a straw boat. You mean you don't have to send it to me all the time!

55. If my life were a movie, you would be a pop-up advertisement.

56. Don't ask me questions. Baidu knows more than I do. Ask him if you have any questions!

57. No one looks down on you because others don't look at you at all. Everyone is busy!

58. Even if you want to cry again, smile and say: You are a grandfather!

59, fierce look at you is not very good, look carefully than fierce look …

You think you are redundant, but in fact … you are really redundant!

6 1, nobody held my hand, so I just-put it in my pocket.

62, two ears don't smell things outside the window, just watch soap operas.

63. Admit your mistakes and never change.

64. Plant you in a flowerpot and let you know what vegetables are!

65. A woman's tears are the most useless liquid, but you make a woman cry to show that you are useless.

I really don't want to despise you with my toes. But you made me do it!

67. Your rival in love and the person who betrayed you fell into the river at the same time. They can't swim. Do you choose disco or KTV?

68. I don't tidy my room. I am a beauty in a messy room.

69. I have no time to play with you. Big names like me are full this year. I have a lot of movies, TV plays and advertisements to watch.

70. When will there be a bright moon? Ask the sky about wine ... the sky said, fuck NMD, I'm so busy, how can I ignore you and watch the weather forecast myself!

7 1. The only difference between a friend and an assassin is that the assassin stabbed you in the back and you turned around and said painfully, Ah, who are you? A friend stabbed you in the back, and you looked back and said in surprise, Ah, it's you!

72. I'm here to make a low-key shout. I have no time to participate in your past, and I don't want to participate in your future.

There are three kinds of people in the world: those whose conscience is eaten by dogs, those whose conscience is not eaten by dogs, and those whose conscience doesn't even eat dogs.

74. Ordinary me, ordinary light, ordinary you and I disdain.

75. You can't love if you don't love. If we break up, bye. Don't fucking say we don't get along.

76. I am here to shout in a low-key way that I have no time to participate in your past and I don't want to participate in your future.

There are three kinds of people in the world: those whose conscience is eaten by dogs, those whose conscience is not eaten by dogs, and those whose conscience doesn't even eat dogs.

78. Ordinary me, ordinary light, ordinary you and I disdain.

79. You can't love if you don't love. If we break up, bye. Don't fucking say we don't get along.

80. Being single-minded is not just liking one person all your life, but being single-minded when you like one person.

8 1, can't be friends after breaking up because they hurt each other. You can't be enemies after breaking up, because you loved each other.

82. SMS can't hear the tone, and the phone can't see the expression. Actually, I'm not angry. You are serious. I am laughing, you can't see;

83. Don't think you are strong. Only when you are really hurt do you realize how fragile you are.

84. Listen to your favorite songs quietly and look at your favorite people from a distance.

85. Sadness is the only way to miss love, and loneliness is the only way to express love.

86. Leave your tears to the person who loves you the most and your smile to the person who hurts you the most.

87. Why not just say love? If you lose something, you can't get it back.

88. Everyone will be tired, and no one can bear everything for you. Tired, put your heart on the shore …

89. I like you for a long time, and I have been waiting for you for a long time. Now I want to leave you for a long time …

90. A person can like many people and be liked by many people, but in the end he can only choose one and be loyal to this choice.

9 1, no one is who, no one is who's passing by, no one can keep who's heart, no one can have who.

92. If you are willing to give up, you will gain something, forget what should be forgotten, give up what should be given up, change what can be changed, and accept what cannot be changed.

93. Love is subtle, but it is profound. I heard that happiness is very simple, so simple that it will be diluted as soon as time goes by.

94. Love is not about finding when it is lacking, but changing when it is tired.

95. If you like someone very much, keep your friends at arm's length, so that you will never lose …

96. If you want to love, please love deeply. If you don't love, please go away.

97. Life-I went to school … class was over … school was over … I had a holiday … I graduated … I was old … I regretted it … I died …

98. I like myself now, and I miss us in the past. Don't miss, don't miss, miss can't go back.

99. Be good to yourself, because life is not long; Be kind to the people around you, because you may not meet them in the next life.

100, the whole world is pretending, only I don't like to play, I will take the initiative to go out before you leave.

10 1, happiness is disguised to others.

102, when you want to cry, find a place where no one cries, and don't forget to put your original smile on your face after crying.

103, there are so many helplessness in our life that we can't change it. What's worse, we have lost the idea of changing it. ...

104, if life is just like the first time, why be sentimental and leave? Say goodbye, maybe I will never see you again …

105, you can't pretend to be a couple in a pair of clothes, and not all couples in the world can be together.

2020 inspirational catchwords

1. One of the great advantages of outstanding people is that they persevere in unfavorable and difficult encounters. Adversity is like sand in a clam, and it always shines like a pearl in the end.

Most enemies become comrades-in-arms for survival, and most comrades-in-arms become enemies for money.

The calm lake has long produced capable sailors, and the comfortable life has never produced great men of the times.

5. Frustration is actually the tuition that success should pay.

6. Your idea is very creative. It seems that you are seriously considering it.

7. For those who are afraid of danger, the world will always be dangerous.

Nothing is impossible, it depends on whether you want to go or not.

9. People miss the past because they have a relationship that they can't bear to end.

10. Diligence is the best stage in life, and laziness is the biggest stumbling block in life.

1 1. Successful people never show off their immediate fame and fortune, but remember the bitterness behind them.

12 Never give up what you really want. Although it is difficult to wait, it is even more regrettable.

13, don't let anyone destroy your soul, you should make yourself strong, just for yourself.

14. The world belongs to the strong, and the strong should be above everything else.

15, a pure-hearted person, life is full of sweetness and joy.

16, riding a horse can't jump ten steps, and you can't give up.

17, that love lingers in my memory, who promises who will die?

18, if you leave at my low tide, please don't come back when you ask me for glory.

19, youth is not a period of life, but a state of mind.

20. I am grateful to all those who deny me. They made me who I am.

2 1, rather than pursuing a glamorous appearance, it is better to have a heart that loves learning.

You know, we don't just live for the present, but fight for the future!

I know what labor is: it is the source of all joy and beauty in the world.

24. If you are strong enough, you are unprecedented.

25. The highest enjoyment is to accomplish what others think you can't do.

26, often, spontaneously adhere to the balance, in fact, there are plans.

If you encounter difficulties in your research, don't back down. Believe in yourself, you can do it!

28, look down for a lifetime, look down in anger, it is better to look up and compete!

29. If you live honestly, you will have a clear conscience.

30. Happiness is to look at your watch when you wake up every morning, but you can sleep for another half an hour.

3 1, there are three things in life that cannot be redeemed: time, opportunity and what you say.

32. Hope is dependent on existence. Where there is existence, there is hope, and hope is light.

What you have to do is that others can't change it, then you can't blame anyone, that is, you are useless!

34. A passionate life is a life full of satisfaction.

35. If people have no mistakes, why do you use erasers for pencils?

A person who can learn from others is a person who wants to succeed.

People ask you to criticize, but what they want is praise.

38. As you become more understanding, no one will care about your grievances and disputes.

39. Without ideals, we cannot achieve our goals; Without courage, you can get nothing.

40. Sailors are more adventurous than spectators, but there is hope to reach the other shore.

4 1, wind and rain can't destroy our firm hearts, and growth must be after the rain has cleared up.

42. The most important thing in life is to choose a career, but we often decide by accident.

43. How far is forever? No one knows, because when you know, it is no longer forever.

44. Deception can only be temporary, and honesty is the long-term policy.

45. Pursuing perfection means pursuing beauty and light.

46. There are no absolutely happy people in the world, only those who refuse happiness.

47. The premise of a person's luck is actually that he has the ability to change himself.

48. One day, you will smile and say something that makes you sad.

49. Where there is extraordinary energy and working ability, there is genius.

50. The person who can't sigh the least is the youngest person who has time to adjust his life.

5 1, with expectation, pleasure will come to you; If you have a dream, chances will cover you.

52. Be filial to your parents. It's not just lip service, it's also good to make more phone calls.

53. Weakness is not the key, and strength has no edge; I see my best self every day.

54. Decent failure is ten times better than disgraceful success.

55. A person can grow old, but not tasteless.

56. No matter how beautiful it is, it can't stand forgetting, and no matter how sad it is, it can't stand time.

57. How can you learn without reading? Without hard work, how can you have a brilliant career?

Sunshine is always selfless, it always illuminates those who need warmth.

59. above people, treat people as people; Under people, treat yourself as a person.

60. Try harder, success will not be too far away, laziness and failure are just around the corner.

6 1, when your talent can't support your ambition, then you should settle down and study.

62. Learning means equipping an ordinary person with weapons, not aiming at a big ship.

63. There is no road in the world, and more people will become roads.

64. Ambition begins in junior high school, and brilliant life begins today.

65. To learn Buddhism is to be good at resolving troubles and seeking spiritual stability.

66. Many things are beyond our control, but we can control ourselves.

67. Live your own style in modesty and climb the peak of success in low-key.

68. Labor can rest the body, and labor can rest the mind.

Holding hands is like holding your right hand with your left hand, but it hurts when you cut it!

70. Dare to take the lead. Victory is in it, and fear is also in it.

7 1. Will is a unique power possessed by individuals to correct their own automaticity.

72. If love can fly with a thread, then the person who flies it must be honest and brave.

73, a person for a long time, even like a person is so difficult.

74. The success of a career depends on the system design.

Even if I am a little star, I will make it shine!

76. Smile at life and treat others with a smile. As you sow, so you reap!

77. Don't be afraid to pick roses for fear of being stung.

78. Many times, our motivation comes from the fact that we are about to finish.

79. The joy of life lies in life itself, not in work or place.

80. Cowards regard difficulties as a heavy burden, while warriors regard difficulties as a ladder for progress.

8 1, why parents always don't like to play with mobile phones, because their favorite people are around.

82. If light is the first object of love in life, isn't love the light of the heart?

83. Write the words one by one, step by step.

There are as many people in your company as you are responsible for.

85. Pain won't make me depressed, it can only stimulate my stronger fighting spirit!

86. What others say is in your mind, and yours is in your heart.

87. Disabled people talk nonsense, ordinary people speak Mandarin, and successful people say success.

88. There are two tragedies in life. First, despair; The other is complacency.

Nothing is more important than falling down and getting up.

90, smile, can ignite the enthusiasm of darkness; Suffering can reflect a gentle life.

9 1, if you don't have the courage to start, how can there be a crazy process and how can you know the ending?

2020 Spring Festival Evening Catchwords

1, you can go here, you go by the table.

2. She has a face on her wart!

3. In the future, if I mind my own business, my name will not be Hao Jian, but very cheap …

4, I this person, the biggest shortcoming, is too nosy. ...

5. Zhang Guoli: You come to a show yourself. You are so approachable! Jackie Chan: You are also very approachable, hosting the program and speaking in person ... Mutual powder, mutual black or mutual horse?

6. I guess if you take part in the duet, neither of you will make it into the top three.

7. Singing is ok, but don't make any noise.

8. Ouch Mom … Ouch Mom … Ouch Mom … You won …

9. You are not an umbrella, so don't be lonely.

10, crows know how to feed back … Xiaogang Feng is still busy fighting with Xu Fan …

1 1, Bajie's team-Zhu Jun.

12, Bajie has a needle in his mouth-Feng Gong.

13, threading a needle in a pickle jar-Xiaogang Feng

14, I can't swallow this tone, so when are you going to die?

15, is it warm? It's the same as Andy Lau, and you can feel the cold ice rain …

16, you look like a manhole cover.

17, it's okay, you're not afraid of boiling water.

18, what? There is only a circle of curly hair left on my head, Friar Sand!

19, you are a grandson, and you are also a grandson. You are really a grandson!

20. Our old lady selling popsicles downstairs is surnamed Fan.

2 1, 500 into 4900, you are the knockout.

22. If a person falls, he can still get up; If people's hearts fall, how to help them?

23. Do I want to hang myself? Do I have a chin? Can you hang up?

24, fans send you garlic, which means forget it!

25. Go, go, go, we will become … toilets.

26. Mr. Dong Guo and the wolf, the farmer and the snake, Hao Jian and the old lady.

27, my story is so miserable, the whole body is broken. Then you are scum!

28. Son, your education is prenatal education.

29. You have been grinding for ten years.

30, you let people pedal once a day, you let people pedal once a day, your bike!

3 1, is this a gift? This is called bribery. This model is on sale.

32. I am a writer and Nobel Prize in Literature laureate ... Mo Yan? No, I shut up!

33. You just live on the ground floor 18 … I won't go there …

Aunt, you ride too fast. You're playing ...

Teacher, I'm not sick. I don't believe it!

36. You jump too high in the toilet.

37. Nobody hit me. I flew 10 meter. If you hit me, won't I fly abroad?

38. Can you make some noise? That's dolphin sound to me. Do you know what dolphin sound is? The sound of your hips during the audition.

39. Do you know the names of my fans? Six in the snow! Six people in the snow? Damn you!

40. Your heart was eaten by a dog.

4 1, this is easy to find, easy to find, feather duster.

42. Where are you going to blow up the bunker …

43. I really have no choice but to play you a replay!

I'm over 50, and I still like 20-year-olds? People in their 80s still like people in their 20s.

45. I hit three children. So what? I used to drive a big Ben. (Riding a bike now)

46. My car was rear-ended. Oh, my tailbone!

47. My buddy's girlfriend is pregnant. Whose is it? My ... would you stop being so helpful?

48. I am a premature baby, 9 months premature … you are not pregnant! (classic lines)

49. Who is it? I'm a worker, grandpa? Are you a eunuch?

50. Can you speak slowly? Your mouth is rented. Are you in a hurry to return it?

5 1, you want to get me a room full of gourds, you think I'm a snake essence …

52. Your mother, your mother, your mother, your mother ... Why do you intellectuals talk like swearing? What should I say? It should be said that your mother ... your mother. ...

Aunt, does your family know that you are so naughty?

54. Aren't you filial to your mother? You are my mother, my mother, can you talk in succession?

55. You are a good boy ... It's someone else's turn. If you had hit me, you would have run away. ...

56. I write Huang Yi, write Huang Yi, and people call me Huang Yi.