Look at the wonderful comments of netizens:
I went to the old woman's house for the first time to cook good food, and then stayed for half a month. Actually, I don't eat anything too greasy and I'm embarrassed to say it. Later, after I got married for more than a year, my mother-in-law knew about it. How embarrassing!
It's my first time to go to the old man's house, braised pork, fried pork intestines with plum vegetables, mixed vegetables with brine, fried flower shells, pork soup with medlar leaves, and vegetable cores with garlic paste! It was too sudden to go to the food stall downstairs. It's been more than five years now, remember!
The first time I went to my husband's house to eat noodles, I was still sad for several years. Later, his cousin brought his girlfriend home for the first time, only to know that the custom there is that girls must eat noodles when they meet for the first time. The moral is that girls can't run away and love takes a long time. Only through this matter can this knot be untied!
I went to my daughter-in-law's house for the first time.
Before dinner, I said I didn't like drinking. No smoking. My father-in-law invited me and my brother-in-law to drink at the dinner table. I glanced at my wife. As a result, my father-in-law was unhappy and said, why, I asked you to do something and you still looked at her face. Finally, my brother-in-law was put down and his bile was spit out.
After I came back, I slept on the sofa for four days. Actually, I really don't like drinking. But the capacity for liquor is surprisingly good.
When I first went to my father-in-law's house, I ate. Hey, where am I from? I don't even have a girlfriend!