Qing Yang Yuchun
You slept well. Everything was fine when you slept.
If I sleep with you, who will protect the country?
You spit:
Buddha must also want to say: I sleep, what's wrong with your country? You sleep with me? I don't want it yet.
Send a letter to Zhao Jushi
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Clean, clear, clear.
It is intangible and eternal.
Clearly, the spirit is obvious.
You spit:
At first glance, I thought there was Li Qingzhao's artistic conception of "searching and searching, sorrowful and sincere", but I didn't expect it to be like this. I just blame the poem for being too abstruse to understand.
Qianlong is one of the most famous emperors in Chinese history. He monopolized three emperors: the longest life, the longest ruling time (60 years emperor, 3 and a half years emperor), and the most poems. As a minority emperor, Qianlong loved Chinese culture, especially poetry and songs. Gan Long wrote more than 40,000 poems in his life, which is equivalent to the sum of the poems of more than 2,200 poets in the Tang Dynasty. It's amazing that one person "bombed" the whole prosperous Tang Dynasty!
Crossing Mongolian tribes
Qingganlong
Cattle and sheep that know their way don't need to be led. Come down and drink Bixi Spring.
Children ride horses to find dead deer, only at the edge of Donggou West Valley.
You spit:
What poem is this? Just like doggerel, there are jingles.
Let's start with Hong Xiuquan's poems. After reading them, you will sing a song: It's all your fault, it's all your fault. ...
Father's poem
Hong Qing Xiuquan
Only the daughter-in-law is not at fault, and only the aunt is not at fault.
Only people are wrong, only ministers are wrong.
You spit:
In short, it's all your fault, it's all your fault, it's all your fault, I'm not wrong!
"Golden Rooster Announces Dawn" Zhu Mingyuan Zhang
The cock crows and pouts, and the cock crows and pouts.
Three calls for Fusang Day swept away the remnant star Xiao Yue.
The cock crowed three times and pouted!
You spit:
You pout back and forth just for a few cock crows.
Snow song
Minglu World Expo
Under the heavy snow, the price of rice and rice has gone up.
The bench burns as firewood and the bed scares.
You spit:
I have seen many poems about snow, but I have never seen them written like this. The topic is "How about the whole poem about snow?" But I wrote many short stories about my parents. It also uses personification, as you can see.
Comrade Zhang Zongchang may not be ancient, but his poems are terrible. There are too many bad poems in this place. Every capital is the king of bad poetry, enough to kill all players. Here I give an example that is deeply rooted in people's hearts.
Daming Lake
Zhang Zongchang, Republic of China
Daming Lake, Hu Ming University,
There are toads in Daming Lake.
There are many toads in the toad nest.
Poke and jump!
You spit:
I believe Xia refused to chant about Daming Lake like this.
Shi Siming, another protagonist of the An Shi Rebellion, was tasting fresh cherries one day and suddenly missed his son Wang Huai Shi Chaoyi. So, he arranged for someone to whip and send a basket of cherries to his son who stayed in Yanjing, saying that it was half for his son and half for Prime Minister Zhou Zhi, and he also wrote a "Cherry Poetry" on the spot in an arty way.
Cherry poem
Don Shi Siming
A basket of cherries,
Half green, half yellow,
Half with Wang Huai,
Half with Zhou Zhi.
You spit:
Does your family know that you wrote such a poem? Four and a half words in a poem hurt when you listen to it. However, you still showed deep feelings and friendship.
Su Dongpo read a poem by Dumo at the same time as himself, "Send a poem of one to six characters". Su Dongpo felt sick after reading it and couldn't help joking: I think Du Mo's heroism is exactly what Mr. Scholar in the suburbs of Beijing did after drinking private wine, eating dead beef and getting as drunk as a fiddler! Su Dongpo also recorded this incident in Dongpo Zhi Lin, which was widely circulated and everyone who listened laughed. Du Mo's poem, which has no lasting appeal and looks like plain boiled water, has also been "read through the ages" by Dongpo Zhi Lin.
Farewell to six Taoist poems
Sondumer
Learn from the dragon in the sea and the ant in front of the sage.
Down with Yang Zhu and Mo Zhai and help the Duke of Zhong Ni.
You spit:
You got it? I don't understand, and I don't understand. What does this mean? It's both a dragon and a worm.
Chen Gui of the Song Dynasty saw a strange-looking man one day and wrote his first word. As a result, he finally wrote a sentence: I can't elaborate on how strange it is, and people will be angry if I say too much.
A butterfly in love with flowers
Song Chenxi
There is a beard that looks different, full of moustaches and beards, and looks muddy as paint.
It is said that my head has turned white recently and my moustache is long and black.
Here comes the tweezers. It must be thousands of piles of snow. Don't say to Xijun easily,
I'm afraid he thinks you will choose Iraq.
You spit:
Do you want to write it out in case others get angry?
Get on the horse and leave questions.
Zhu Ming Houzhao
Zheng de's reputation has spread, and he dares to be the first in the war.
Life is mighty and peaceful, and the water town is like a river for thousands of years.
You spit:
This guy is so satisfied with himself that he praises himself every minute.
Duan's friends were so angry when they saw these poems. By the way, they also wrote some, showing their feelings.
I smiled at the sky from the horizontal knife,
Laugh and go to bed.
When I woke up, I picked up the knife again.
I smiled at the sky from the horizontal knife.
No gambling, I don't know when it will arrive.
I don't know health without whoring.
You don't know the taste of wine until you are drunk.
I didn't know that these shoes fit until I tried them on.
Goose, goose, goose
Cut the curved neck with a knife,
Plucking hair and boiling water,
Braised goose in pot!