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Wang Sicong’s chat records were exposed

The boss who hunted countless women turned into a licker

Since the national husband Wang Sicong flirted with a girl and the chat records were exposed; the whole network Everyone is crazy about Sicong giegie’s dog-licking quotes.

Whether you open a circle of friends or open a group chat, humble and wise words are everywhere.

"Baby, I'm going to get an infusion. What kind of fluid? I miss you all night."

"I'm your damn right one!"

"You don't even know how to care about others.", "You are so indifferent to someone who likes you and cares about you.", "Being emotionally affected by someone is very annoying, but it can also be very sweet." ......

(Sicong Dog Licking Quotation Award)

The most saucy love words have also been derived from various memes by netizens, which can be applied to life with wit Go in every day.

Baby, I'm going to eat. What are you eating?

I want you to obey me

Honey, I’m going to exercise. What sport?

My heart beats for you ten thousand times

Baby, I’m going to sing. What song?

I’m heartbroken that I’m not your Mr. Right

Baby, I’m going to shit. What the hell?

I miss you so much

Hahahaha, I laughed so hard... Who would have thought of Wang Sicong, the son of a dignified real estate tycoon and known as the "national husband"? , he is so oily when talking about love.

Who would have thought that the former love master, the national husband who arrogantly left "Hello, I am Wang Sicong." under the topic "Tips for chatting with girls", would change overnight. Became a "humble licking dog".

In the imagination of countless netizens, as a boss who hunts for countless women, falling in love is a ruthless, romantic and direct way to spend money.

But the real situation is that bosses are just like us ordinary people. In order to get the response from the people they like, they try to please them over and over again.

"What are you doing, baby? Are you asleep?"

"Can you please pay attention to me?"

"I've been waiting for a message from you for 3 hours. . ”

Damn it, after all, a bullet cuts through a red rose, and even the richest licking dog will shed tears. Thinking about it this way, it turns out that money is not everything when it comes to love.

Even the humble dog lickers like Wang Sicong had an epiphany: "Even Wang Sicong can put down his body to lick the person he likes, what else can I not let go of? I will continue to lick you tomorrow, my baby." ."

Humble Literary Diary

Self-mockery about not being able to love

Before Wang Sicong's dog-licking quotes, dog-licking quotes were already common on the Internet.

Countless people like Wang Sicong who are unable to fall in love have created Diary of a Dog Licker, Diary of a Security Guard, and Diary of a Thief to laugh at themselves.

Take a look at the copywriting, and you can’t help but hide in bed...laughing out loud.

Dog Licking Diary

Dog Licking Diary, as netizens continue to create memes, has gradually developed into "dog licking literature", which can also be called "humble literature".

The "dog lickers" express their care and love to their sweethearts regardless of cost or dignity. The writing is full of ridicule and humor, which constantly strengthens the "humble feeling" of being a dog licker, making people laugh.

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"It's raining, I'll lend you my umbrella" "What about you?"

"It doesn't matter, I'll go back waving my hand"

Keeping the one you love from getting wet is the basic quality of a dog licker

Otherwise, if she catches a cold

you will have to break your own bones to make soup for her

Listening to the sparse rain outside the window?

I suddenly thought of what you said to me

?Yes, giving birth is painful enough. ?

Whose does it matter?

How humble it is to lick a dog just proves how much you love

Even if the child is not yours

My dad said he would break my legs if I dare to date online again

Fortunately it is my arm, so I can continue

Typing and chatting with you< /p>

Even if my face and arms are broken

I will still have a place for you in my heart

In a dog-licking world, even if the universe is destroyed

You are also the person I miss at the last second

4

Brother, please comfort her

She is in a good mood

You are willing to take care of me

You are obviously at odds with your love rival

But you try your best to fulfill your heart

Only a licking dog can understand

5

If you don’t want to talk, you don’t want to talk

What are you putting on?

Do you think you are awesome and beautiful?

What a coincidence Yes, I think so too

I will continue to lick you tomorrow, Smelly Baby

Even if you ignore me

I will continue to lick you tomorrow, Smelly Baby< /p>

6

Give birth to the child

My last name is his

The goddess is married, and the bride is not me

The goddess is pregnant, and the child is his

I cry every night I miss her

The buckwheat pillow has sprouted

The tone of the copy of Dog Licking Diary Aggrieved and a little cautious, every sentence is accompanied by the author's strong psychological quality and forced self-comfort, triggering countless "dog-licking" strong cries.

On Douyin, the topic of "humble literature" has been viewed more than 800 million times, and tens of thousands of people have participated in the creation of this topic.

The dialect version of the topic has been viewed in the tens of millions, and humble literature once became the traffic password of Douyin.

Security Diary

After Dog Licking Diary became popular on the Internet, netizens once again created Security Diary. Its interesting and fun copywriting attracted many netizens to imitate, once again making "humble literature" Add to the fire.

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On the day I joined the security guard,

the captain asked me, "Do you know who you want to protect?"

Me What I say is the owner, but in my heart I am you

I will stand guard for you all my life, wherever I am

I will never let the bad guys play tricks

2

I want to hear you say good morning, baby

Instead of morning, security guard

Even if I know I can’t get you

It’s my life Determined destiny

But you still expect me to appear in your dream

3

I can carry buckets and rice...

I can bear everything, but I can’t bear to miss you...

How many days do I have to go without a shower

before I can become your stinky baby

I’m so upset !

4

When I thought about you, I got so lost that I forgot to turn on the brake?

Just now a business owner honked at me and cursed me?

No matter how mediocre the security guard is

I miss you every night

I am never late

5

Because you don’t like security guards...

I quit my job for you

I gave up the security of the entire community

The security guard who quit his job

has become a loser who only loves you

Woohoo...

Diary of a Thief

The Thief's Diary is a derivative of the Dog Licking Diary and the Security Guard's Diary. Most of the creations center on the theme of being a thief but not being able to steal the other person's heart, which has aroused countless people's screams.

1

I was caught stealing an electric car. I wanted to resist, but

the police said, "Be honest and don't move."

I gave up my resistance immediately,

Because I remembered you said that you like honest people.

I am always cunning and love to lie

I can’t deceive others about how cute you are

2

I sneak into you at night

I just took a look at it, how bad is it?

After being a thief for so long, this is the first time my heart has been stolen

Don’t laugh at me. Thief

Because you are also a heart-stealing thief

3

They say I am the Bai Zhantang of the lock picking industry

In fact, I am just one

p>

The little fool who can’t open the door to your heart

There is no lock in the world that I can’t open

But there is no lock on the door of your heart

Meeting you makes me helpless

4

I won’t be a thief anymore

I’ll do it before I wash my hands in the golden basin

Steal forever His bad mood?

The humblest love

Between stealing your bad mood

and stealing your heart

Love never dies

Dog licking never dies

Dog licking diary was originally carried in the form of pictures and text, and later developed into video form And fission developed into a security guard's diary, a thief's diary, a wandering diary... It seems that the "dog-licking family" has gradually formed a huge family. The emergence of Wang Sicong's dog-licking quotes will undoubtedly add another powerful member to the dog-licking family.

The reason why humble literature is so topical is that it allows many netizens to participate in its creation and complaints.

On the one hand, it is because of its self-deprecating style of humble literary humor, which makes people feel comforted by it.

Also in the process of self-mockery, I let my long-suppressed mood be released among a group of people who have fallen from the world.

On the other hand, the popularity of humble literature also reflects the difficulties and helplessness of young people in their emotional lives.

No matter how loud you laugh, you will feel sad.

If it is not true love, who would want to be a licking dog in the eyes of others?

But the more you lick, the more love you cannot get. People who fall into the love trap will never know that "playing hard to get is the kingly way, and dog-skin plasters are always despised."

Always think that blind people Only by giving and unconditionally satisfying the other person will you get true love. In the end, you hit a wall and realized that all your hard work only moved yourself.

Whatever, someone in this circle just left, and the next second someone came in.