2. In high school, my best friend and I were assigned to an examination room and the front and back tables, and my papers were still blank when I handed them in. While I was anxious, my best friend slipped me a note. I was so excited, nervous, and hiding. Finally, I opened it trembling, and it said: What to eat at noon?
3. Once I went to take a shit, the brother next door said, Brother, what brand of tissue did you use? Can you show me such a sweet heart? I handed it impatiently, and then, there was no more. I spent a day in the toilet.
I fell in love with you at this age, not because you have a car and a house, but because it was sunny that day, you wore a white shirt and carried a bag of spicy strips in your pocket.
I am a good-natured person, if someone steps on my bottom line one day. What would that be like? Then I will lower the bottom line again.
6. The girl behind the teacher's paper took an extra one and shouted: Teacher, I have it, I have it! As a result, the boy sitting next to him said, it's mine!
7. Once upon a time, there was a man who wanted to finish his math before eating, and then he starved to death.
8. When I was in junior high school, I didn't like studying, so I played with my mobile phone in class. My deskmate, a sister, was watching while I was playing with my mobile phone. The teacher saw us hanging our heads in class and asked me: What are you doing? I said, the zipper of my pants is open. Let's see if it can be zipped up. Then the teacher asked my deskmate: What are you looking at when he zipped? Then the girl never talked to me again. . .
9. In the evening, everyone was watching TV while eating. Suddenly, a woman shouted loudly on TV: Dad! A colleague mischievously replied: Hey! Then there was another voice on TV: You rest in peace. . .
10. You have a big bear's body, but you are doing Xiong Er's thing.
1 1. The area of the large intestine is about 300 square meters, and even the place where shit lives is bigger than my home. Finally, I know what life is worse than shit.
12. A few days ago, I received a threatening phone call. I knew my name, called myself the big brother of the underworld, and said that I had offended someone. I took my life in three days. It's been five days since Nima came. Why haven't you killed me? Now I've spent all my money. How can I live in the future?
13. I only trust two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you.
14. A girl got on a black car in a hurry. The driver said: Now the black car is strictly grasped. In case of being investigated, you should say that we are friends. The girl said: Nothing, just say that I am your daughter-in-law and unfortunately drove halfway, and the car was investigated. The driver said, this is my daughter-in-law. Suddenly, the girl said, Honey, I'll get off here. You give me 200 yuan. I'll go to the supermarket in front and buy something and go home by myself. The driver had no choice but to give the girl 200 yuan and cried, My wife will go home early.
15. I want to catch the tail of youth, but unfortunately youth is a gecko.
16. When my girlfriend chased me, she only said a word and I agreed. What words? If you don't follow me, I will beat you every day!
17. I practiced driving, just going downhill. As soon as I accelerated, I was so nervous that I slammed on the accelerator. The coach shouted: Brake! Use the foot brake! I quickly opened the car door and put one foot on the ground, rubbing like the pace of the devil! After dragging for more than 20 meters, it finally stopped! The coach was scared silly, so he asked me to buy him a bag to calm him down! At that time, I was very puzzled, how could I still take toothpaste to calm my nerves! When I handed him the toothpaste, he silently refunded all my tuition fees, saying: There is a driving school next door.
18. I finished talking with a classmate today. I really can't stand such a person. He actually used my charging treasure to charge his charging treasure.
19. Eating is easy, losing weight is not easy, and eating and cherishing.
20. A buddy has been married for more than a year and has no children. Yesterday, he went to the hospital to find out that he was infertile. When he went to his home to comfort him, he didn't know what he was thinking. He said: If you need my help, just let me know. Wait, something seems to be wrong.
2 1. Meat, don't punch me in the face if you can.
22. Some people can't be idle. When they are idle, they will think too much, and when they are idle, their feelings will flood. The so-called melodramatic fart matter, emptiness, loneliness and coldness are all due to laziness, degeneration and idleness.
A person's attitude determines his height.
1, the most capable people are often those who continue to transmit the idea of success even in the most desperate environment. They not only inspire themselves, but also inspire others. They will never stop until they succeed. Anthony Robin
2. Inspiration is not generated on the extension line of logical thinking, but only where logic or common sense is broken. Albert Einstein
3. Don't be complacent because of luck, and don't be depressed because of bad luck. Real strong people are good at finding shadows from prosperity, finding light from adversity, and always calibrating their goals. Ibsen
4. Every setback or unfavorable mutation carries the same or larger beneficial seeds. Emerson
5. What is failure? Failure is the first step to a better place. Philipps
6. Failure is the final test of perseverance. Bismarck
7. For indomitable people, there is no such thing as failure. Bismarck
8. A failure only proves that our determination to succeed is strong enough. Bovi
9. Failure is also what I need. It is as valuable to me as success. Edison
10, what we care about is not whether you have failed, but whether you have no complaints about failure. Lincoln
1 1, what is failure? Failure is the first step to a better place. Philipps
12, no one knows in advance how much power he has, until he tries. Goethe
13, there is no such thing as failure for indomitable people. Bismarck
14, you don't need any special talents to succeed, just do the little things you can do well. Viron
15, the only secret of success is to stick to the last minute. Plato
16, only victory can survive, only success has a price, only cultivation has a harvest. Anonymous
17, only the mood of complaining about the environment, into the power of progress, is the guarantee of success. Romain Rolland
18, winners often succeed by sticking to the last five minutes. newton
19, if you ask a good skater how to succeed, he will tell you: fall down and get up, which is success. newton
20. If you try something that is hopeless, you will often succeed. Shakespeare
2 1, great things do not lie in how much strength, but in how long you can persist.
22. Every time you become famous on a poor day, you lose more because you are proud.
23. Fate always comes to those who are prepared.
24, ideas, actions, habits, personality and destiny.
25. A person's attitude determines his height.
26. Only action can transform fate.
27. It's now or never.
28. Don't worry about things that can be solved; It's no use worrying about things that can't be solved.
29. People must have enough pressure to surpass the peak.
30. A little initiative can greatly increase your luck in life.
There is someone in my heart who misses his copy.
There is a person in my heart who misses him. Loving you is like drowning in the deep sea, but I can't shout for help.
2. On a rainy night, I invite you to listen to the rain together, and my heart is strung together by the rain, and my thoughts become long and long? In the rain, have you ever heard your footsteps approaching? In the rain, can there be whispers between you and me? It turns out that in the rain, there are so many' sadness and helplessness', and those many worries flow in the rain. Who is listening to the rain tonight? Who will accompany me until dawn? Have you ever heard me whisper in the distance?
3. Be ideal and not fantasy, and be passionate and not melodramatic. Be content with everything.
4. I am happy when I miss you, and sad when I am happy.
5. Suffer loneliness, comfort yourself, and then face life optimistically and positively, don't make promises easily, and do what you say.
6. Being missed by others is a kind of happiness. Of course, the best state is to miss each other. Otherwise, unrequited love is a kind of sadness, and being missed by others is a burden.
7. If you don't have a lover, how can you lose it? If you don't have a lover, how can you have it?
8. It doesn't matter who is right or wrong. Let's be grateful for having loved.
9. Friends are the most beautiful scenery on the road of life, and friendship is the heartstrings connected with each other. Let us decorate the scenery on the road of life with the pen and ink of our hearts, and harvest the most touching truth in the world with sincere dedication! May my blessing be like blossoming flowers and fragrant fragrance to my friends.
10. It's not that I don't have the courage to confess, just because I know that I have confessed and I can't be cherished by you.
1 1. How I envy that eagle flying in the clouds; If I were the eagle flying high, I would not be able to see your face clearly and fly to your side.
12. When you have a girlfriend, don't forget to invite me to dinner, or drink a bottle of beer to wash away your sadness.
13. Imagine the scene when you kiss, and the fireflies are flying all over the sky.
14. Missing you is like missing a kite.
15. We usually say that love is an inter-species fate, an opportunity, a luck and a coincidence.
16. After a farewell, my heart hung in suspense, thinking that I was in March or April, but I returned in May or June ...
17. In this season of missing, what changes is my face, and what remains unchanged is always caring about your heart! I sincerely wish you happiness!
18. You long for him to appear in your dream and hug you! I hope you can dream about this person.
19. When I miss you, you are not around. Suddenly I felt a sense of loneliness around me. Look up at the sky and shout out: I miss you. What about you? If you miss me, too.
20. The happiness of life needs a normal heart to bear. The sun rises and sets every day. How many times can a person see the sunrise and sunset in his life? Therefore, we should cherish and never waste our time. Live a full and meaningful life every day, which is beneficial to people and yourself!
There is a person in my heart who misses his copywriting 2 2 1. Tearing my heart, seeing your hypocrisy, but being hurt is so humble.
22. Man, please cherish the hard-won woman around you.
23. After I understand, I miss you so much that it is unbearable.
24. Miss a person to smoke quietly; Silently shed tears and think hard!
25. How to compensate for the time I miss you and the way I love you.
26. So it's different. Because of you in my dream, it becomes very sweet; Because of you in my heart, I have become very happy; Life is full of poetry because of you. It's good to have you!
27. Don't think too complicated, hold it too tightly, things will break and your hands will hurt.
Losing you is not a big deal for me, but at the moment, I really feel that I will miss you very much.
29. Missing is like a heart fragrance, drifting from the depths of the years to the place where you are, and a trace of sadness haunts you. The heart is full of red beans, which condense the color of missing. Hoping for reunion and regretting parting; Only the kiss of the heart can greet your loneliness and brilliance in the distance, and only the pillow of the dream can accompany you. Your figure and heart * * * keep, and the flowers of the four seasons have fallen. Missing is like a spring outside the curtain, warming my lonely dream.
30. Without you, I miss this city, waiting for you to be surprised in the vicissitudes of life, smiling and waiting for bloom to hold hands with you under the bridge reflecting the moon. When I asked Gui Yan from afar, did I ever bring your news? Did the flowing water bring you greetings? The running water is silent, and Yaner is speechless.
3 1. I love you, husband! Can't look at you all the time, this is a kind of pain; I can't let you eat my lunch every day, which is a kind of helplessness; I hope I can be with you at night, and let's hug each other and fall asleep!
32. Insecure children love money because only money can give them a sense of security in this world.
33. If I miss it, it will become a solid wall. Can I find a window?
34. The price of growing up is that innocence melts.
35. There is always a person who has always lived in his heart, but has disappeared into life.
36. I would like to turn into a stone bridge, endure 500 years of wind, 500 years of sun and 500 years of rain, just ask you to walk across the bridge.
I don't know how important I am to you. At least, I know you mean a lot to me.
38. You have been out of my sight, but you have never been out of my thoughts.
39. I can't say it. I only know that you have become a habit of my life and an indispensable habit. I can eat and sleep every night, but I can't miss you.
40. In this quiet night, in this trickle of romantic music, I want to tell you what I have wanted to say for a long time but have never told you, okay? The night is quiet. What can't be quiet may be that I miss your heart. I don't know why I miss you so much ...
There is a person in my heart who misses his copy. You will never know the pain of a person who likes you.
42. Please remember: two missing hearts are closely linked, and two lovesickness feelings blend silently ...
43. Time has changed a lot, and the people who used to be the most familiar are gradually unfamiliar.
44. The yearning that can't be faded in my heart has become a persistent belief for a long time.
45. If I had known I would like you, I would have come.
46. bloom has become a sea full of thoughts.
47. A cool girl who says she doesn't love and says she will let go.
48. In the cold night, when the north wind blows, lovesickness turns to dust, and no one can comfort you.
49. Being able to love someone enough to ask him for pocket money is a strict test.
50. Can you hear me? Every time in the dead of night, the waves of missing and the waves of memory are always knocking on my heart ...
5 1. Love is like a beautiful flower, and it will fade one day.
52. I want to participate in everything related to love for the rest of your life.
53. Late at night is the most fragile time for one's mind and the craziest time for missing.
54. Perhaps, to the world, you are one person. But to me, you are the world. When you are here, you are everything. When you are away, everything is you. Miss your mood, it's blue. In fact, I don't want much, just that you love me. Or, please remember that I love you.
55. If you missed the sound, I'm afraid you would have been deafening.
56. When you have a crush on me, you have to tell me, or we will be fools if we have a crush on each other …
57. It's like a black-and-white movie. Our dribs and drabs flow through scenes in the darkness. Although everything has no ending, I will use a gentle mood all my life.
58. Missing is the feeling of life and the warmth of family.
59. In the old dream of the world of mortals, are you still missing the passing person, are you still waiting for the red bean that left acacia, watching it grow sadly in loneliness, and watching it become a faint sadness unconsciously, leaving poetic sympathy in the seamless years.
60. May my heart be embedded in yours, so that our love will be stable forever! Time can't quench the wine of true feelings, and distance can't open the hand of missing. Miss you until the end of time, until forever!
A person's attitude determines his height.
1, the most capable people are often those who continue to transmit the idea of success even in the most desperate environment. They not only inspire themselves, but also inspire others. They will never stop until they succeed. Anthony Robin
2. Inspiration is not generated on the extension line of logical thinking, but only where logic or common sense is broken. Albert Einstein
3. Don't be complacent because of luck, and don't be depressed because of bad luck. Real strong people are good at finding shadows from prosperity, finding light from adversity, and always calibrating their goals. Ibsen
4. Every setback or unfavorable mutation carries the same or larger beneficial seeds. Emerson
5. What is failure? Failure is the first step to a better place. Philipps
6. Failure is the final test of perseverance. Bismarck
7. For indomitable people, there is no such thing as failure. Bismarck
8. A failure only proves that our determination to succeed is strong enough. Bovi
9. Failure is also what I need. It is as valuable to me as success. Edison
10, what we care about is not whether you have failed, but whether you have no complaints about failure. Lincoln
1 1, what is failure? Failure is the first step to a better place. Philipps
12, no one knows in advance how much power he has, until he tries. Goethe
13, there is no such thing as failure for indomitable people. Bismarck
14, you don't need any special talents to succeed, just do the little things you can do well. Viron
15, the only secret of success is to stick to the last minute. Plato
16, only victory can survive, only success has a price, only cultivation has a harvest. Anonymous
17, only the mood of complaining about the environment, into the power of progress, is the guarantee of success. Romain Rolland
18, winners often succeed by sticking to the last five minutes. newton
19, if you ask a good skater how to succeed, he will tell you: fall down and get up, which is success. newton
20. If you try something that is hopeless, you will often succeed. Shakespeare
2 1, great things do not lie in how much strength, but in how long you can persist.
22. Every time you become famous on a poor day, you lose more because you are proud.
23. Fate always comes to those who are prepared.
24, ideas, actions, habits, personality and destiny.
25. A person's attitude determines his height.
26. Only action can transform fate.
27. It's now or never.
28. Don't worry about things that can be solved; It's no use worrying about things that can't be solved.
29. People must have enough pressure to surpass the peak.
30. A little initiative can greatly increase your luck in life.