Aid funds make you feel warm.

The money you raise will give you unlimited strength.

Bonuses will make you work harder.

The money you save makes you cherish thrift.

The money you take bribes makes you greedy.

Stolen money scares you.

Hershey's money will double your repayment.

Natural money makes you a lazy person.

The misappropriated money makes it difficult for you to borrow and return.

In the 1950s-

Steamed bread is like a pot cover.

Tofu is the first course.

Scrambled eggs with tomatoes,

Soak rice in noodle soup.

The sixties-

Oil cake,

Dry prickly heat,

White flour steamed bread paper.

Shredded shredded kelp with vermicelli,

Cook a pot of stew.

In the 1970s,

Cattle, sheep, chickens, ducks, big carp,

Plywood meatballs are delicious.

Eight bowls, the most affordable,

Finally, a pot of haggis is served.

In the 1980s.

Keywords auricularia auricula, kelp, daylily,

Stir-fry one dish at a time.

Chicken, duck and fish hotpot,

Hand-roasted mutton is rich in spices.

Soak rice in Sam sun soup,

Go home after eating and drinking.

In the 1990s.

Cashew nut walnut eight-treasure tea,

High-end drinks.

Taste all the delicious food,

I wonder how many recipes there are.

When is the high score? I have nothing to ask the sky.

I didn't pass this time. How can I meet my family?

I want to quit school, but I'm afraid my father will blame my mother.

Sweating for years. Poor academic performance,

Besides, at the critical moment.

No pains, no gains, sleepless nights.

There should also be hatred. Who said I was weak-willed?

The moon turned cloudy and sunny, and the students did well.

This matter is ancient and difficult to complete.

I hope that after my efforts, I can stay ahead of Sun Shan.

Deep feelings, a stuffy.

Feelings are shallow, lick a little.

Feelings are too weak to drink.

Strong feelings, not enough to drink.

Emotional iron, drinking blood.

Dark clouds covered the sun,

Can't hide your smiling face!

Covering the blue sky,

Can't cover your heart!

Who says cloudy days are not good,

This is a unique scenery!

Men's tears, not bouncing around,

Why are you wet today?

Cold window is bitter, climbing the mountain of books,

Although ambitious, it is difficult to serve the country!

Brain surgery-good at tackling key problems;

Brain internal medicine-stare blankly!

Guess, it does not matter;

On gaining profits, layman;

Eyelid flesh, can't turn …

My brain is dead and I can't turn …

The waist is straight and won't bend …

I'm clumsy and can't lick …

Sighs are only sighs-

The doctor was laid off and set up a stall!

Worried and worried-

Bole is from America …

You are so handsome and cool, unparalleled!

I have no courage to live, and the earth has no gravity!

The model workers in the provincial model city are clearly marked.

Public auction of county model workers and township model workers;

You don't have to compete, you don't have to grab enough supplies,

Gold laurel and silver laurel are paid for.

The boss's four wishes:

Everyone is familiar with industrial and commercial taxation.

Clients are idiots,

Employees are willing to be willing cows,

The secretary offered to be gentle.

Huei-fang's wish:

Rich people come to karaoke,

There are countless hints,

There is no AIDS in the world,

One person can finish shooting with two shots.

Four wishes of students:

The school no longer charges tuition,

There is no need to queue up for cooking in the canteen.

Don't skip class and get caught cheating,

A dormitory for boys and girls.

The reporter's four wishes:

News reports always come first,

I can make up the headlines,

Singers are gay,

Football stars often go to check in.

The four biggest idiots today: those who can't hang themselves in love, those who take medicine without illness or disaster, those who sign invalid contracts, and those who giggle at mobile phones.

* There are four major factors: mobile phones wear condoms, pagers wear handcuffs, men wear vests, and women wear bras.

* Four things that can't be provoked: drinking without eating, wearing a tie with bare arms, showing your breasts, and riding 80 miles.

* Four happy events in the new life: chatting with friends, shopping with netizens, and charging the phone bill to make your lover happy.

* Four tragedies in life: a long drought meets a sweet rain, a drop; When you meet an old friend in a foreign country, you are a creditor; Wedding night, next door; When nominating gold medals, the names are repeated.

* Four major worries: no one came to the party, no one called the BB machine, and the daughter-in-law didn't want to make trouble. If you want to cause trouble, you must wear a condom.

* Four weaknesses: the boss's kidney, the official's manuscript, the miss's tears, and the table of the Statistics Bureau.

* Four leisure activities: rich women, leaders' money, laid-off workers and scientific researchers.

Four understandings: I didn't know that the official was small until I got to Beijing, that the building was small until I got to Shanghai, that the money was small until I got to Shenzhen, and that my wife was old until I got to the box.

* Four Lectures: Integrity in the morning, loyalty at noon, luck in the afternoon and strength in the evening.

* Four "can't say": the bull market was quilted, honey was soaked, stolen money was stolen, and Viagra was invalid.

* Four bane: wine is the poison of intestines, color is the steel knife for scraping bones, gas is the tiger going down the mountain, and money is the root of troubles.

* Four goods for men: 20-year-old men are futures, 30-year-old men are hot items, 40-year-old men are in stock, and 50-year-old men are jumping off buildings.

* Men's four fears: fear of a young lady's illness, fear of a lover's pregnancy, fear of letters from the masses and fear of a wife's suicide.

* Men spend four flowers: first-class men have flowers outside their homes, second-class men look for flowers outside their homes, third-class men scratch around, and fourth-class men come home from work.

* Men's four "sleeps": beggars sleep quietly, sleeping with their wives is tax payment, sleeping with their lovers is tax evasion, and sleeping with their sister-in-law is value-added sleep.

Men and four ghosts: go home from work at night as a pauper, be an alcoholic at 9 o'clock in the evening, be a goat at 12 o'clock and be a gambler at 4 o'clock in the morning.

* The four wolves in the world: Wolf Clinton, Wolf Saddam, Hungry Wolf Putin and Domestic Wolf Chen Shui-bian.

* Men's four idiots: go home from work, earn money and spend it, eat lobster and leave a phone number for the lady.

Men have four ages: Pentium at twenty, Microsoft at thirty, Panasonic at forty and Lenovo at fifty.

* Four iron buddies in the world: one iron shares a window, two iron shares a gun, three iron shares a prostitute and four iron shares stolen goods.

* A man's four hopes: a cook at home, a good-looking person in the office, a bitch beside him and a young lady in the distance.

* Four wishes of men: if you want to marry a wife, you must marry Xiao Zhao; To make friends, you should be Ling Huchong; To be a man, it is best to be Qiao Feng; If you get married, you will get Wei Xiaobao.

* Men have four major helplessness: it's boring to accompany their wives, it's too expensive to find a lady, it's too tiring to have a lover, and it's most affordable not to get married.

* Four ideals of women: a man with a broken head and a broken shell, who gives me money every day and waits in line for me to choose, never getting old.

* Fourth-class beauties: First-class beauties have crossed the ocean, second-class beauties are in Shenzhen and Zhuhai, third-class beauties are in Beijing and Shanghai, and fourth-class beauties are waiting for the sea.

* The emergence of four loves: first love is like love at first sight, passionate love is like personal commitment, nostalgia is like obedience, and lovelorn love is like you.

* Four basic rules: drinking is basically dependent on delivery, smoking is basically dependent on supply, wages are basically unchanged, and wives are basically not allowed.

* New four-system marriage: break the wife's life tenure system, implement the aunt's shareholding system, introduce the miss contest system, and implement the lover's contract.

There is air conditioning in the classroom and tricks in the exam;

Hard work depends on strength, fooling around depends on luck;

Inheritance depends on respect, and promotion depends on promotion;

In vain, I hope you don't give up;

The result is really life-threatening, and it will be abolished if you repeat it;

If you really have to, you must stick to it;

Cheating is never certain;

Multi-stage test, one stage at a time;

It doesn't matter if you are unfamiliar, practice more at ordinary times;

Level test depends on memory, paragraph test depends on eyesight;

Be careful to cheat ants and write carefully;

Give up the review exam, and the final exam depends on tacit understanding;

The action is too stiff, and the teacher will pay attention;

Echo before and after, giving consideration to both sides;

Teachers and students are in the same room, and teachers start with students;

Neighbors are good friends, so that they will not be ignored;

Once caught, Zhi Dai will be a big article;

Or for high technology, copy and photocopy;

Parents were very angry when they sent it back;

Or for pure craftsmanship, ghosts and gods sigh stunts;

If you don't build weapons, you will have enough strength;

Or more economically, delete textbooks;

Dad, don't be discouraged. Listen to me.

Or for the three, I am invincible in the examination room;

Don't cheat in the exam, be a schoolmate next year;

The vision is magnificent, and the whole row is aimed at the past;

Three points by gambling, seven points by luck;

When it runs through the audience, PASS is no problem;

My heart is sad and the sky is extremely high.

Furniture is made of wood,

He is a scholar who knows poetry.

People are thinking about money,

Cultivate talent,

What women want is a figure.

The boss leaned down,

The second child divided the field,

Old three stared at the money,

Old four shouted in the street:

Laojiu went to heaven.

Farmers gave up their land,

The workers are busy setting up stalls,

The teacher goes to class,

The soldiers left the barracks,

The people in power are officials and businessmen.

Tian Bing will run a company tomorrow,

Yangmen women will be engaged in industry,

The old, the weak, the sick and the disabled are engaged in agriculture.

Women are seizing their opportunities,

Men are also taking risks.

Miss's play is called Kill Kai Zi, and the proprietress's is called White Elephant.

In written language, it is called the first side, and in the advertisement, it is called the lover.

Handsome men are called on TV, and farmers are called breeding pigs. They call themselves handsome men.

Song and dance stars, movie stars, and food and drink stars are scattered all over the place.

Football fans, fishing fans, stock fans, mini-crazy.

Tourism fever, investigation fever, going abroad fever, heat wave rolling.

Playing mahjong, playing pets, playing tricks and being cynical.

Hometown association, close friend association, fraternity, association.

Speculation, auction and discussion are surging.

Mountain festival, water festival, sightseeing festival, rocking boat.

Worship the god of wealth, worship the door god, seek ghosts and gods, and hope for magical powers.

Modernism, obscurity, new school, complicated deduction.

Advertising wars, slogan wars, brand wars, and wars continue.

An orator, a critic and a boaster can't hide his dirty laundry.

North:

Meals in Peking University Brand People's Hospital;

The girl from Beiwai, Han from Tsinghua;

The hooligans of the NPC are all over the street.

South:

The brand of Nanda, the rice of China Southern Airlines;

The girls in South Normal University are from South East Korea;

River and sea hooligans are everywhere.