Not answering the phone is an infectious disease. Really, no kidding.
It's no accident that I got this disease. Every strange disease is bred in a bad environment for a long time. It's not that I'm trying to make excuses. Most things have to be thought in a three-dimensional way, and it will be biased to focus on the ontology blindly.
For example, lions are used to being lazy. Apart from acting as a facade, they occasionally yell when they see rough roads, and they are basically eating soft food, which is all used to it.
Now every time the phone rings, I always cringe and don't want to answer it. What should I say next? Hello, alas, it's you, or alas, what's the matter? In fact, there is nothing really going on, but the process of reaching the answer key with your finger is particularly difficult.
Most people have had the experience of getting up early in winter, that is, the feeling that the head leaves from the pillow, lifts the quilt and lets the frozen cold air pierce the warm body.
It's hard, it's hard.
This is an infectious disease, which first came from my grandmother. The urge to get married has become more and more manic, and I have become more and more scared.
But on the other hand, it is really painful to call grandma, especially when it is urgent.
Grandma is a nostalgic person and refuses to change her old Motorola. The sound of that mobile phone is as small as a mosquito. She is getting older and her hearing is getting smaller and smaller.
The pictures that often happen at home when I am at home are as follows.
Her old motorcycle is twisting and twisting on the coffee table, and she is playing with the washing machine or cutting vegetables in the kitchen. I shouted: grandma, phone. Uncle shouted: Mom, phone call.
After a while, she touched her mobile phone and appeared in front of my uncle and me, complaining, why didn't you remind me to call?
What can we say? We apologize collectively.
But not most of the time we are so harmonious. Occasionally, my uncle loses his temper. He has never been a filial son, and he will speak out when he encounters dissatisfaction. He said, mom, you didn't answer so many calls. Did you mean it? When I asked your opinion on the spot, you disappeared.
Grandma opened her eyes wide and really didn't see it. Then she hurried to turn over the phone, and sure enough, it was in the missed phone column.
Later, she got into the habit of watching the phone every hour.
When I went out, an aunt laughed at her. With such an old mobile phone, you still hold it tightly like a baby and put it in your bag.
Grandma always smiles and does not explain.
I have been working outside for many years, and I will get a phone call from her every few days, asking for help. I know, besides urging marriage, she is afraid of missing my phone number so that she won't lose it.
When it comes to loss, I have to mention Mr. Chen.
Ordinary people lose their keys, their cars and their bags. Unlike Mr. Chen, he lost his girlfriend.
He and his girlfriend originally went to Wuhan to eat Regan Noodles. But I didn't expect Wuhan to be so big. Now he wants to come, how big an ancient city that buys Regan Noodles can be. After returning from the Yellow Crane Tower, he felt a little sleepy, so he said that he would go back to the hotel to have a rest, so that his girlfriend could wander around and take photos or something.
But when he woke up, his girlfriend didn't come back. I called her, but the other party never answered. Finally, my girlfriend called back and said that she had something urgent at home and went back first.
On the way back, I clicked on WeChat, with a photo of my sister and a neon man on it.
The last bowl of Regan Noodles he ate in Wuhan was bitter.
Later, manager Chen couldn't figure it out, but in just one day, how could a good girlfriend be lost?
I comforted him by saying that when Germany conquered Denmark in one day in World War II, Blitzkrieg was the mainstream routine now.
Since then, Mr. Chen has been particularly disgusted with eating dry noodles, which smells of lovelorn.
Mr. Chen said that he must be a scum, throw away his pure feelings completely and become a heartless man. But after drinking with us for the first time in the bar, he passed out in the toilet, or two girls carried him out.
Some people can be good or bad, can be a gentleman, can be rogue and unscrupulous, he can't, and he is too decent. This heavy-eyed Guo Jing can never betray the revolution.
Later, Lulu, one of the girls who carried him out, became his girlfriend.
Probably Lulu has never been hugged by a man to sing. At that time, manager Chen was tearful, hugging people's thighs and singing: You got me drunk and didn't sleep with me, and you committed all the crimes, which I can't recover ...
Lulu said lightly, is this buddy really drunk or fake drunk?
I quickly explained, really drunk, more real than real gold.
The girl nodded and went up with a face twice, and Mr. Chen threw up all over the floor.
It seems true.
Some girls look quiet but not, while others look dusty but not. Lulu, manager Chen's new girlfriend, calls him every day when she comes home to report her safety. General manager Chen is very tired, and often asks me, pumpkin, do you think I look really careless or very housekeeping?
I said neither. You just seem more suitable to be a qualified husband.
I don't smoke and drink half a glass. I don't have any bad habits. Except for my prejudice against Regan Noodles, Chen is always a good person.
You can pull him out because he is unhappy, or you can send him the card number and amount when you have no money, and then you can swipe your card with your head held high in a few minutes.
He answers everyone's phone, but Lulu's phone often refuses. Manager Chen has said many times that she doesn't have to call every day.
After I got it, the girl even secretly asked me if he was bored. I said no, he was just a little scared.
I won't tell her, his predecessor is so sweet and good night to him every day, and manager Chen will be anxious and confused if the phone doesn't come. If you don't expect it, you won't lose it. You are afraid to answer the phone because you are afraid of losing it.
Compared with the above reasons, my Boss is cold-hearted when he doesn't answer the phone. I work under Boss, and I have already felt the necessary elements of being Boss.
First, absolutely keep a busy posture.
Even if you go all the way to the company just to refresh the score of mine clearance again-boss once inadvertently said that judging the quality of a computer is to look at mine clearance. The earliest inspectors used mine clearance to judge the quality of a computer.
Although she talks nonsense, she is Boss.
Second, the hairstyle should not be messy, and make up the makeup at any time.
Third, try to take fewer calls from subordinates.
The first phone call, Boss, sounded very kind: Pumpkin, come on, I fit in very well with our company, and I will watch you.
Then she pointed to her eyes with two fingers and pointed to me again.
Young, I had too little experience in American drama at that time, and I didn't think it was Bernie's classic action in The Romance of Mom and Dad-this action means, teenager, just for fun, don't take it seriously.
I encountered the first big event in the workplace and lost an invoice. The amount is large enough to buy me ten years of hard work. The client looked at me coldly, waiting for my solution.
The first thought was to call the Boss, but as a result, she said don't worry, calm down, think more, I'm in a meeting. And then hung up with a click.
I had a cold heart from the inside out.
The matter was solved, and I didn't have to sell myself. Boss also said that these problems must be solved by yourself, and others can't help you. From beginning to end, only yourself can really help you.
I have known this for a long time, but I have never experienced it so personally. The whole person seems to have come back from the cliff. I have no complaints about her, which is false, but what can I do? Make a scene and roll around? A cup of coffee? No, there is only a bowl of tofu soup at the moment.
Boss told me personally, "don't try to call me, never." She seems to have the ability to predict the future. She seems to be able to get through when looking for her is a personal matter. If it is a work problem or asking for help, she will automatically hang up and send a short message: I have something to ask for XX in the meeting.
XX is her secretary. The biggest specialty and hobby is to experiment with various nail polishes. Of course, she is also very good at booking air tickets and grabbing group purchases.
But ... Our company is not a tourism industry.
If you apply nail polish, you can solve the problem. I wear makeup to work every day.
When I said this, Mr. Chen drank a cup of coke and asked me, "You should thank others. Can no strict teacher produce such a brilliant apprentice?"
I clinked glasses with milk: "Friend, why did I complain to you?"
I resigned.
I thought that after signing the resignation form, I would run to the woman's office and growl: You dare not answer the phone and hide. In fact, after doing this, I feel more sorry for her.
At that time, Boss looked at me in the eye: you just resigned, what about Zhengqin?
I forgot to mention that Zhengqin is my girlfriend and Boss is my girlfriend's sister.
It's strange to say this, but I do feel that I haven't found a suitable girl since my first love got married, so I might as well try a bar. The biggest advantage of this is that you don't have to hide your nature. Drink if you are unhappy, jump if you are happy, and ride if you like. Without me, I, I, you, you and you, except for one thing, you have to take care of a drunken friend.
At that time, manager Chen was holding her future girlfriend's thigh and singing, "You got me drunk and didn't sleep with me."
I'm glad for his rogue behavior. The guy has improved. It's a good way to magnetize.
The girl next to me asked me why this person is like this.
I said, his girlfriend cheated on him, and halfway through the trip, she was with a Japanese.
She thought about it and said, then there must be something wrong with your friend.
I said yes, he has a problem, and he is too serious in this casual age.
I knew Zhengqin when Mr. Chen was drunk, but I was familiar with it because of fitness. Zhengqin works as a part-time fitness coach in a gym, which should be said to be a body coach. Knowing that I was interested in fitness, she strongly recommended me to go to their place. Whenever I struggle on various machines, the Zhengqin will always appear: pumpkin, think about the eight-pack abdominal muscles, and you will be motivated.
Fuck your eight-pack ABS.
I tried to escape, but she grabbed me. I have no choice but to speak my mind. I originally wanted to chase you in this way, but now it seems impossible. If I keep practicing, I'll lose half my life
Zhengqin smiled smugly: I knew for a long time how you could hide it from me. If you want to chase, you must persist, and I will urge you.
Knowing an egg is just an excuse.
Being forced to pursue is also a very painful thing. I used to play this game of chasing me with Zhengqin, but later I really felt that she was very good.
People who are cheerful and can keep exercising are strong-willed. The most important thing is that her plump S-line figure conforms to my aesthetics.
I can't help it. I am such a superficial boy.
Zhengqin likes telephone fishing.
She always came to inspect the post when I was soaking in the ball, and was scolded by her teammates. She never calls back when she wants to find Zhengqin.
Just like a video on Youtube, playing with a cat, you press it, it presses you, and it enjoys it.
Besides, she will call if she is unhappy or drunk. She is an alcoholic, which may be hard for many people to accept. But I understand and respect her, and I won't try to change her. I like her, so I really want to change myself. There are not so many right and wrong mistakes in this world, only me and her.
Zhengqin has stopped drinking for a long time now. When she gets addicted to alcohol, she will fidget and jump up and down in a lovely way. At this moment, I will remind her that I am watching in the way that her sister pointed at her eyes. She occasionally scratches and bites when she is in a hurry, and then says sorry when she returns to normal.
It's not easy to give up drinking. I feel sorry for her.
When she calls, she just can't help but want to drink. I will answer it under any circumstances. She came to me for help and got an antidote against alcohol addiction from me. I can't, from ruin.
Zhengqin has no objection to my resignation. Her only opinion about me is probably about clothes. She always says that I dress like a disc dealer in the 1970s and 1980s ... I just like to wear a big coat. Isn't it always like this in Korean dramas? You can wrap your girlfriend in it when it rains.
Zhengqin turned out the small parasol in her bag to show off: I brought an umbrella, hahaha.
Ask for it.
I don't answer many people's phone calls, because answering the phone is very tiring, and every phone call is a responsibility, which makes life heavier. I have a weak body, and every time I pick it up, it will be harder to breathe.
Just like feelings, there is no need to start without feelings.
Just like grandma, if you can't hear it, try to time it.
Just like manager Chen, he is afraid of recalling the past.
Just like Boss, brutally selective blindness.
Just like me, lazy and willful.
I didn't answer your phone, not simply because I was black and disgusted, but because the load was full today and the last copy was sold out.
No one has any obligation to listen to everything about you and share your worries for you. They rub their eyes, put down the mouse and stop shopping because they care. I care about you, so I put myself down.
Anyway, I hope everyone has someone who can call anytime and anywhere, and the voice of the other party will reach your ears in less than three seconds.
You're already very happy.