Funny and humorous eating noodles saying sentence (a)

1. Suddenly sprouted an impulse to eat noodles with tea eggs and squash.

2. There is no guilt in eating instant noodles at night! There is only a sense of happiness.

3. I just drank a cup of milk tea and ate a small pill a bag of potato chips, a box of instant noodles, a lollipop, three meals and a few bottles of drinks how fat it

4. The first time in the middle of the night after getting up to eat instant noodles, because you can't sleep, think of something unhappy, the more you think of the more uncomfortable the more you can't sleep.

5. Eating a bowl of instant noodles in the middle of the night is too much of a guilty pleasure.

6. If you don't have the money to barely stay up to eat instant noodles, or feel sad in your heart but no one to share it with, you just have to remember to stay up.

7. I don't know if it's because I ate instant noodles last night, or because I didn't sleep well due to the messy dreams I had at night, but I've been dizzy since I woke up in the morning and almost collapsed, and now I'm dizzy all the time.

8. Hair tie, two circles too loose, three circles too tight, bath, to the left freezing to death, to the right hot, eat noodles, a bucket too little, two buckets too much, alas! The first thing you need to do is to get a good deal of money.

9. No money, no car, no house, no career, but also learn others to pick up women, soaking noodles to go.

10. damn want to eat spicy noodles, want to eat spicy hot, want to eat the old Tan pickled pickled noodles ......

11. before someone provocatively said, when the business trip meets the overtime swollen how to do ~ I want to say that I'm almost invariably ~ today, also encountered this point to eat pickled noodles ~

12. night to eat a bowl of pickled noodles N many snacks, support to spit out.

13. People really will become, as if I used to like to eat noodles like braised, now I like hot and sour.

14. I am also really crazy, big night to eat a bag of instant noodles also drank a cup of fragrant red bean milk tea.

15. roommate while eating rush to eat instant noodles, while looking at the watch I asked him how to eat so fast ah?

16. Yesterday was Valentine's Day, others open room, we drive; others on the park, we on the highway; others into the cinema, we into the service area; others sleep in the hotel double bed, we sleep in the car high and low pavement; others like the happiness of the first love, we hit the road like chicken blood; others in the bubble girl, we are in the bubble; others walk on the street to stroll, we are in the highway on the wild run.

17. A open TV to see the quality of low to "eat a noodle to steal Xu Zheng ham sausage" of Wang Baoqiang.

18. Like what? Like is only once a week to eat a cheat meal you say out to eat noodles I also bite yes.

19. See old classmates, we all hang up a false smile, said polite words, no longer like before in the dormitory to stay up late to read books and eat noodles.

20. This is where I live now, this afternoon I eat instant noodles here, suddenly feel difficult to swallow, I still feel for the first time that instant noodles are not good, I may be to grow up.

Funny and humorous eating instant noodles said sentence (Part II)

21. I was woken up by the smell of my roommate eating instant noodles, help, I'm really hungry, I have nothing to eat.

22. Eat instant noodles, it's okay, anyway, no one heartache. Drink some wine, it's okay, anyway, no one heartache...

23. Eating instant noodles without sausage and marinated eggs is my biggest compromise to the cause of weight loss.

24. Winter solstice, a person playing with the computer and eating instant noodles.

25. I feel like I've eaten all the instant noodles I've had in a year. I'm so worried that I'm going to get cancer because I'm so worried that I'm going to get cancer every day. The first time I saw this, I was so worried that I would get cancer hahahaha.

26. I didn't eat breakfast, I smelled the aroma of the uncle eating instant noodles next to me, and gulped like crazy, I was really too hard!

27. Thinking about this next weekend can not go home, every day can only order takeout, eat instant noodles, I feel very painful.

28. Why did I get up at this hour to eat instant noodles! My stomach is turning over and I'm having a hard time.

29. Old-fashioned sauerkraut noodles with two ham sausages. Cooked for two minutes, it's perfect, I really like noodles.

30. Yesterday held the bubble noodles overnight fight, today just chopped to the hospital, came on the way to the courier status is still checking ~ ~ ~ ~ single dog all in!

31. My recent life: playing games, ordering takeout, eating noodles, watching plays and sleeping.

32. People who like to eat instant noodles are still more, used to eat instant noodles because it is fast and cheap, now eating instant noodles is a memory, right?

33. I don't know when I started to develop the habit of eating instant noodles at 11:30 pm.

34. I can accompany you to eat noodles, rent a house, wear the cheapest clothes, but you have to remember that I am willing, not I only deserve!

35. The first time to do green-skinned moving car, a car of people are eating noodles gluttony cry, point of dry fried beef river, than the boxed lunch flavor.

36. Why can you eat instant noodles every day and still gain weight, it must be false.

37. Noodles plus Kang Xilai, the continuation of the cozy life of the police academy, eat well and sleep well, sleep well in class, hmmm na.

39. This year's first business trip, the plane was late, hungry and tired, but also do not want to go eat noodles.

40. Jiang Lili Xian Ting and I really hope that we are still in the senior eating noodles also happy days.

Eating durian humor and funny circle of friends mood saying collection of forty sentences

Eating durian humor and funny circle of friends mood saying (a)

1. Durian also has a very high nutritional value. Durian fruit species is extremely nutritious, contains a lot of sugar, high calorie, rich in vitamins, vitamin A, vitamin B and vitamin C content are high. So people gave it a beautiful name King of Fruits.

2. Whether you love durian or not, please do a durian, not to please everyone, do the most real self

3. Really super delicious durian lasagna, melt in your mouth, taste great, there is no like me like eating durian lasagna

4. Eat durian and be smacked by the husband, said a beautiful girl how to like grinning a thing.

5. I made an old Cantonese dessert bowl cake, adding salted egg yolks and durian, the texture of Q Qiao and delicate! While retaining the original softness of the bowl cake, you can also eat salted egg yolk and sweet durian, really too satisfied!

6. Who would have believed that our three year old Iceman loves durian so much? He was eating it with his eyes narrowed and enjoying it so much!

7. I learned that some people around do not like to eat durian, buy durian lasagna also do not eat, really a good pity, how delicious ah how to taste are not willing to taste it, it seems that I can only eat a little bit more

8. If you can cross the rebirth, I must be in the doorway of the home in a piece of durian,

9. Eat the durian feel that it is my

10. Eat fish, kiwi, really stupid, fortunately like to eat durian.

11. What is this smell I'm getting! Eating durian on a train is breathtaking!

12. Durian ripe on the body is naturally cracked a seam, peeling the peel a stink to my nose, the taste is very strange, like stinky feet and like stinky duck eggs.

13. Durian is so fragrant ah, eat like eating ice cream, smooth and cool.

14. Want to eat cherries, want to eat durian, want to eat lychee, want to eat mangosteen, want to eat peach.

15. Too happy, roommates bought durian, too fragrant, a long time to eat durian, and roommates Taitung brought back the shrimp slip, want to go home, go home to eat durian.

16. I just ate a piece of durian, and then I want to say to it: "I will never see you again in this life"

17. Take a piece of flesh, put it in your mouth, slippery, flesh on the tongue touch to touch, and soft and delicate. It is sweet and penetrating, so the more people eat, the more they love to eat, the more they want to eat.

18. Do not want to cook dishes two people tacitly agreed that they want to eat duck meat powder and awesome durian.

19. I want to eat durian lasagna, seaweed, meat floss, small shellfish as long as I can make me secrete happy dopamine on the line fried bananas really quite good.

20. If it was sitting under the durian tree, then today's work is not so much easier.

21. Get up and eat durian eat strawberries, vacation life is too good ah ah ah ah ah!

22. I'm going to Thailand this year to eat durian, riding elephants, straddling the sirens, one hand.

23. Today's fresh little smooth know that I like to eat durian. Yesterday I bought a big one to pick me up. Can only give uncle law and order cute, he bought another one today but he is not familiar with Angrily, he kept picking up the phone: how can he eat durian to the mouth

24. morning ate a durian, looking forward to later do not have to burp

25. ate two pieces of durian guilt-ridden exercise for an hour to fill

26. recently super like to eat durian, Dong Every time I see me eat, I make a vomit face, really not enjoy the food

27. a world problem if you are very hungry, you will choose to eat durian or stinky tofu.

28. After eating durian in the afternoon, night burps or durian flavor, so happy!

29. If I can cross, I must be in front of Newton's house in a piece of durian,

30. Ultimately, it is to grow up alone and learn to do a lot of things. Eat sweet things, everything will be happy.

31. A meal ate a seven or eight pounds of durian. The whole person is spirited.

32. After eating stinky tofu eat durian, now the burp flavor ...... is very magic.

33. Rainy day cold and eat durian in bed are more compatible.

34. The whole family only I eat durian, especially love to eat. But no one in the family can smell the flavor, it's really bitter.

35. Eating three times a month is the biggest affirmation of this durian pizza for me, a non-durian lover.

36. Durian is a peculiar and nutritious fruit. Its peculiarity lies in its shape, its color and its taste.

37. Noon ate a piece of durian, and now still blocked in the heart like, greasy panic ~

38. save ...... why durian are dry dry dry or so stink ah? Just a feast is difficult to force to eat a durian dry, now has been in the vomiting, so hard to

39. afternoon ate a piece of durian, and now also blocked in the heart like, greasy panic ~

40. sad to the deformation, just want to eat a big mouthful of durian.

eat durian WeChat said humor funny sentence excerpts forty sentences

eat durian WeChat said humor funny sentence article a

1. fart and mom for the first time to eat durian pizza, spaghetti, omelet rice, fried rice cake, the result is ...... poor evaluation

2. the whole family is the only one I eat durian. I love it especially. But the family can not smell the flavor, it is really very bitter.

3. This flavor is simply too on the head.

4. Open my durian under the sunlight, as a durian control in the face of such a beautiful flesh how to top it.

5. The internal structure of the durian is very peculiar, cut the shell, which is separated from the small room, which is quietly lying in the yellow pulp, each pulp inside a burgundy core.

6. A meal ate a seven or eight pounds of durian. The whole person was refreshed.

7. I ate one more piece of durian in the office, and then waited for a rainstorm

8. Recently, I've been addicted to durian, and I don't want to stop eating strawberries.

9. From a mouthful of durian not to eat to love durian, really only a moment! This has been the cherry on fire, I still can not help but eat a piece of durian, if not fire sure to buy 2 boxes.

10. Open the shell of the durian, you can see the yellow, golden flesh. That pulp is big and small, each hiding in a corner, not related to each other, neatly, as if someone commanded. I grabbed a, bite, soft, sweet, contained in the mouth, a moment on the melt, really like cotton candy, let people eat more and more love to eat!

11. Eat durian and was disliked by her husband, said that a beautiful girl like a child how to grin something.

12. I want to eat durian too much! Wear good clothes ready to go out, just open the door, out of the yard, a downpour of rain without defense down.

13. Big Brother likes to eat durian, pineapple honey, but sugar and high, the main goal of this year is to help lose weight to help digestion, or I have to do my own cooking, or else I have to hold back, but also look for me bla bla bla

14. If I can cross the rebirth, I must be in the doorway to the home in a piece of durian,

15. Durian pulp contains a variety of vitamins, nutrient-rich, flavorful The durian flesh contains a variety of vitamins, rich in nutrients, unique flavor, with the king of fruits of the beauty of the name.

16. Once upon a time I was seasick, now I'm not. Once upon a time I did not eat durian, and now I love to eat it. People will change, and I hope they will get better and better!

17. Big night, ate half a durian, so happy la la la la

18. The first time I ate a durian pancake, is my favorite flavor, love love love ~ ~ ~

19. Durian cake, the taste is very good, love to eat durian you do not want to miss.

20. I like to eat durian, but do not like to eat durian wife cake.

Eat durian WeChat said humorous and funny sentences of the second

21. Although recently a little poor, but still on my favorite durian to eat, live every day on the good, there is someone like me so much love to eat durian.

22. I just ate a piece of durian, and then I want to say to it: "I will never see you again in this life."

23. I hid inside the house to brush up on my drama and eat durian in the rainy weather, which is so cozy.

24. I can't eat all kinds of durian in the morning.

25. Durian for a long time no see very miss again to eat durian season.

26. Some people say: really good, every day have durian to eat. I said: not every day have durian to eat, but every day to eat durian.

27. The train two little dolls in my opposite eating durian, but also a strong take feet wiggle, a moment to kick me, a moment to kick me, too rhythmic.

28. Learned around some people do not like to eat durian, buy durian lasagna also do not eat, really good pity, how delicious ah how to taste are not willing to taste it, it seems that only I can eat a little bit more

29. Eat half of the durian, regained his life!

30. Durian flesh contains starch, sugar, protein, and a variety of vitamins, nutrition is quite rich. Therefore, the "king of fruits" this reputation, it is deserved.

31. A week or less ate durian 2 times, if every week to eat like that to feed are not alive

32. I actually do not love to eat durian friends, I can only enjoy it alone, friends are really not blessed!

33. Who would have believed that our three-year-old ice cubs are so fond of durian? I'm not sure how much I'm going to enjoy it, but I'm sure I'm going to enjoy it," he said!

34. I ate a piece of durian at noon, and now it's still stuck in my heart, so I'm tired of it.

35. Don't use the microphone to sing after eating durian, if you still want the microphone.

36. Eat half a durian, full blood resurrection!

37. After eating durian for three days in a row, my mom asked me if I still want to lose weight.

38. There is not a piece of durian in the world that can not solve the problem, a piece is not enough then come to a whole. Life is like a great durian, the more you live, the more you eat, the sweeter.

39. Eat a piece of durian candy, hard to die, from like to eat durian, I thought I like durian flavor everything, see durian flavor things to try, but finally found that I seem to only like, suitable for eating durian only

40. little old brother do not like to eat fish, kiwi, really stupid, fortunately like to eat durian.

Night snacks eat instant noodles text brochure forty sentences

Night snacks eat instant noodles text chapter one

1. Every day to eat instant noodles why can still grow fat, must be false.

2. Most of the night to eat instant noodles, there is not a trace of guilt, obviously eat dinner. I'm not sure if I'm a good person or not.

3. Tap water can cook noodles in the age of science and technology has finally realized.

4. Today's portion of the confusion, why in the train to eat noodles than in other places to eat more flavorful?

5. Eating instant noodles at night when you're hungry really doubles your happiness! It's my favorite time to eat instant noodles at night!

6. The result of not being able to mess with food is that you are often forced to eat kimchi at lunch, ah ah ah ah ah, I want to eat a big meal!

7. The highest level of eating instant noodles is to eat instant noodles while watching the tip of the tongue in China.

8. A person in the dormitory eating instant noodles. It's not easy to have no night study, the life of a single dog is really miserable.

9. Three steps to eat instant noodles 1. bubble noodles 2. open the bowl cover after three minutes 3. pick up the cat that came over to try to steal food!

10. Woke up hungry in the middle of the night and went downstairs to eat instant noodles. Inexplicably, I miss my little friends in Hui'an.

11. Now instant noodles have become my favorite meal! There's also the flavorful milk tea!

12. Simply can not buy masks, eat noodles all day, no masks are no way to go out.

13. Housemates eat noodles, I eat congee cake eggs and pears, I'm so healthy (self-hypnosis).

14. A bunch of people high-profile to pick up girls, I low-profile to go to the noodles to go

15. This year's first business trip, the plane was late, and hungry and tired, but also do not want to go to eat noodles.

16. fucking want to eat spicy noodles, want to eat spicy hot, want to eat old Tan pickled pickled noodles ......

17. the first time in the middle of the night after getting up to eat noodles, because they can't sleep, think of some unhappy things, the more you think of the more uncomfortable the more you can't sleep.

18. I can be really gluttonous, eating noodles accompanied by pickled chicken claws at night I'm afraid I'm not going to die of fat.

19. Eating noodles while adding jujube health, after 90 myself.

20. How to eat instant noodles without hot water? Answer:Add the right amount of cool water to the bucket of instant noodles and put it in the microwave to heat it up. It is also possible to eat.

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21. I now do not like to eat instant noodles, not only the taste is not good, the stomach also find it difficult to accept, every time after eating want to vomit.

22. Big night to eat instant noodles really happy, so exciting.

23. Some people just judge the good and bad of a star based on rumors on the Internet, but forget to think that these articles are written by some people who lie down and eat instant noodles.

24. In the end, it is a couple, he was late off work I waited, 7:30 pm is still in the store did not eat, accompanied by him to eat noodles, the same sweet **** bitter, after the money will not go on like this!

25. Eating noodles together, but there is a mouthful of me, definitely not less than one of you.

26. The side effect of eating instant noodles at night is a grumbling stomach.

27. What is like? Like is only once a week to eat a cheat meal you say out to eat bubble noodles I also bite yes.

28. Do not lose that full of eyes are you, that accompany you to eat noodles, eat bitter people.

29. Obviously want to have a good body, but always in this will be a little hungry, so began to eat noodles, I'm too difficult.

30. I thought I had everything in order, suddenly remembered that I should go to buy a few packets of instant noodles and squash, typing typed typing want to eat instant noodles.

31. At night, I was hungry and ate bread and noodles. And brother I went to volunteer during the day and ate two meals in the cafeteria for nothing.

32. In the library, half a day to go back to eat noodles, such a big thing or arranged on Friday night.

33. What is the perfect match is dumplings and vinegar and fried chicken and beer and coffee and milk and movies and popcorn and instant noodles and ham sausage and handsome and handsome and handsome, so it has been together

34. What is the tragedy is to eat instant noodles accidentally poured the oil bag to the pants.

35. The three of us were sitting on the couch at night discussing what to have for dinner. My dad urged us to cook dinner. I: I want to eat noodles. My dad: instant noodles are full of preservatives can not eat. I: Who wants to eat instant noodles with me, dad do you want it? My dad: to.

36. I would rather eat instant noodles at home alone than come out to eat this waste of time, from the moment I sat down to regret.

37. Suddenly smell the flavor of instant noodles. The roommate ate instant noodles and drank Coke in the middle of the night, why not get fat.

38. After determined not to eat instant noodles in the middle of the night, I am now in a trance.

39. I just drank a cup of milk tea and ate a small pill a packet of potato chips a box of instant noodles a lollipop three meals and a few bottles of drinks how fat it

40. every day when I went back to the dormitory hungry ghosts entangled a bit of can not stand the hunger to start eating instant noodles today is tomato noodles is really enough to eat the end of the mother of the not work