Characters: Song Xiaobao, Zhao Haiyan (Haiyan), Yang Bing (guy), Yan Guangming (director)

Zhao: I'm busy this early in the morning, right! I have to make a phone call. Director Huang, I'm the artistic director of the Old Pretty Yangge Troupe. I'm Haiyan. I'm the Artistic Director of the Old Lai Pretty Yangge Troupe. I'm Haiyan. I'm the Artistic Director of the Old Lai Pretty Yangge Troupe. I found him for you. Okay. You're going to review him? Fine. When are you coming? I'll be there in a minute. Hey, I'll wait for you at home. Alas, alas, alas, alas, alas, alas, alas, alas, alas, alas, alas, alas. (Doorbell ringing: Dingdong) my mother, this director is also too fast, take the high-speed train to what.

Song: Haiyan na

Zhao: why you

Song: not me who ah, Andy Lau ah, look at your loss, loss of color, you look, anxious, you let me come to do ah.

Zhao: You say I'm looking for you to come, but it's really an emergency

Song: What is the matter

Zhao: The first two times that matter are blamed on me, did not understand, coupled with my old man shelved inside a mix, to you to make it quite embarrassing. I'm not happy about it. I think, find a chance to make up for you.

Song: You can not be, this is what to do, your old man that person is quite good, how two can not do him wrong ah.

Zhao: you say what words ah, you want to go where, I want to help you blind date. I'm trying to help you find a match.

Song: mom, so ah, is that I think too much, think too much, then you say that the blind date that thing has a spectrum.

Zhao: Why not, on our TV station that matchmaking program, you have seen it.

Song: I have seen.

Zhao: I'm familiar with the director, I'm begging the director to give you a place. You go on that blind date, you say that what kind of women do not have ah, right, you kicked the hand pull, you want to see what kind of, see what kind of.

Song: can it work?

Zhao: Why not!

Song: you say yes, I see also yes, otherwise you can not find me in the first place.

Zhao: Don't talk nonsense. (Doorbell rings: Dingdong) This time the director is coming. I'll take him, you go up to that room and hide for a while.

Song: What's the point of doing this, you can't do it.

Zhao: I'm not afraid that you can't do it, I want you to give the director a big surprise.

Song: I'll take him.

Zhao: Director Huang, hello!

Director: this young man, I brought him. Ready to go on our program.

Zhao: Director Huang, you asked me to find someone for you, why did you bring one yourself?

Director: Our program ah, is a wide selection, is not it, this guy is very characteristic, and his own original dance, heard on the Internet is very hot, I'm borrowing your old man this ground ah, I review review him. I'm not sure how much I'm going to be able to get out of this, but I'm sure I'll be able to get out of it.

Zhao: help, help, help, sit down, finished this time you can meet a very strong opponent ah!

Song: you a finished thing can still have a better than me ah!

Zhao: He is younger than you!

Song: Ginger is still old !

Zhao: No I have to find a way to make this end of you overshadow that end I'll help you dress up Not that I'm talking about you You said I've known you for years Why are you still wearing this? You can't dress up.

Song: you and us blah blah blah blame me ah if you had told me not to wear a swimsuit ah!

Zhao: I ah, early for you thought, know you can not, I give you dress up, take off that.

Song: Mom, these clothes can work?

Director: Yes, quite trendy!

Song: Mom, the director said quite tide, take out to dry the day.

Director: The head shape is also quite avant-garde.

Song: mama, there is a cotton curtain behind this, he said it is quite avant-garde!

Director: young man, we have this section you have seen it right.

Boy: I've seen it

Director: Oops, here mainly have to introduce their own natural situation, you have to prepare for the preparation, listen to it.

Boy: I'm ready,

Director: ready, you see show, come on.

Boy: I'll tell you, I'm an ordinary boy from the countryside to the city to work, but through my efforts, I am now an international company's raw materials processing department chief.

Zhao: Oops, mom, international company director!

Boy: When I was very young, my mother died, relying on my father to work alone to bring me up, in order not to let my father worry, I not only completed my own undergraduate studies, but I also work to subsidize the family.

Zhao: The undergraduate degree plus the work-study, people are too good. If you keep listening, you won't be able to get any more drama.

Song: You're screwed, it's okay, I'm dealing with people like this on purpose. I can't let him talk any more, just ship me the director !

Zhao: Huang director ah, nagging quite good ah.

Director: quite good, quite good!

Zhao: Come here, come here with me.

Director: You first practice ah, do not be nervous.

Song: Director.

Director: Holy shit! What the hell!

Zhao: What are you doing?

Song: Look at you, the director was scared to death.

Director: Auntie, auntie, what's going on here!

Zhao: Huang director ah, this is what I told you that little Song, point forward, not afraid of him, not bite.

Director: Hello hello hello, I am the director of the "Very Good Looking" program, director Huang.

Song: Please sit down, please sit down ah, oops, sorry, is not a shock.

Director: It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay.

Song: You have to be a director with me ah, wonderful, exciting. Aiya, you see this guy long, a look at the talented ah, talented ah, column name is your name not.

Director: Yes, yes I did.

Song: Look at it, it's called "Very Harassing".

Director: No, it's called "Very Good Looking".

Song: Good looking ah, mama, I'm looking for harassment, welcome to harassment, welcome to harassment.

Zhao: Director Huang, sit down!

Song: No, don't be afraid, I'm just such a person. You see the director long guy. Eyebrows clear, eyes popping skin, look at this big nose, look at this big mouth fork.

Zhao: You do not say that the director of the mouth fork big ah.

Song: Eat eight, blessed.

Zhao: Yes, Mr. Huang, he meant that you have a big mouth to eat.

Director: Don't praise me, you'd better introduce yourself, okay.

Zhao: Yeah, Song, tell the director about yourself. I'm not going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it.

Director: Just think of it as a recording session, we are the two female guests, you just show ah, come on don't be nervous, come on.

Song: not prepared ah.

Director: too much humor.

Song: I showed ah, opposite the female guests you good, hahahahahahahahahahahaha ~~~~~

Director: that that what, you change direction. You change the direction, this side to bear some strong.

Song: this light there are three male guests na,

Director: not you, you just put this side of the assumption, assuming that they are female guests.

Song: Well, opposite the three female guests, hello, I, brother told you, I am an aspiring young man from the depths of the mountains.

Director: uncle, uncle, you, youth?

Song: you listen to my brother said ah, not from the countryside out of the youth, now not for out well.

Director: Oops, you still nag now.

Song: Oops, nagging now, came to this strange city, a wobble for many years, I also have ideals, I also have the desire to think about what to do what career, I did not expect to go, this left step right step, burn the boiler, you say.

Zhao: don't nag that above, nag your bitter course.

Song: burn the boiler but I'm also quite talented, I finally survived to the present, survived into a management of more than two thousand people senior UFO.

Director: that, uncle, uncle, UFO is a flying saucer.

Song: That thing of mine is also like a flying saucer. It's just a little bit bigger, a little bit of it, and when you break the valve, it snorts, snorts, snorts, snorts, snorts, snorts, snorts, snorts, snorts, snorts, snorts, snorts.

Zhao: That's the hard way.

Song: I have.

Zhao: To the female guests.

Song: bitter course, I also have, bitter course ah, have to say so, my son ah, so big time. His mother left me

Zhao: Who's child is so big ah.

Song: I only how old ah. I was the one who brought up the child in a handful of shits. If I were not for my son. I would have looked for a long time ago, I was

afraid to find a stepmother ah, to my son angry.

Mrs. Liang, who is on the other side of the table, has been sneaking glances at me for half a day.

Leung: Director, director, this chair can not turn around, I want to turn around.

Song: You have to say ah, when I was young into the wind, when I was young, I want to meet Ms. Liang, I do not look at all, too fat, too wide.

Zhao: You have to talk about your career. It's all about performance at work.

Song: Yes, yes, yes, I'm so busy in the case of ah, I also in a year, completed thirty-six comic essay. Opposite the number two female guest, Ms. Jiang ah.

Zhao: When did you write a comic essay.

Song: Ah, yes, academic papers, academic papers on coal burning.

Director: You see, you've read too many comedies.

Song: Ms. Zhao, the third female guest across the street, are you waiting anxiously.

Zhao: You say love, you say Miss Zhao why.

Song: About love ah, in my heart I feel so. For me, this love ah, can be included in one sentence, is the fly legs are meat ah, there is one on the line. The director said, "You should help me find one.

Zhao: Get up.

Director: comfort, comfort. What do you want to do ah, crying urine howling what you want to do, you have a little ambition no, on what things let you so a crying urine howling is not finished, all finished, nothing at all, nothing you have nothing, scattered.

Song: You said my life is so bitter. Hey, no, your house is not feng shui offense point said.

Zhao: Your home is only a little said.

Song: You said I came all these years, just one thing has not been done in your house. Yes, it must be the door that picks me. The first year I came to your house, because I did not go it. I came over the wall. Then I jumped off the sixth floor. You say I until now, do not know how.

Zhao: Huang guide ah, that, you come. I beg you, that little old man is too poor, you have pity on him, let him on.

Song: I'm not a little old man, I'm a little loser.

Director: Auntie, I'm telling you, actually, this old man is not suitable for our program. It's not suitable for our program. However, the young man in the outhouse, ah, highly recommended him. Meaning that if he is not on, they are not on. I see this situation on a ride.

Zhao: That can be on ah.

Song: It can get on, that's buy one get one free.

Zhao: Quickly thank the director, quickly thank the director.

Song: Thank you.

Director: Okay, uncle, you don't have to thank me, if you want to thank ah, just thank the small fire outside.

Song: Aiya mama, I have to thank that little Princess Grace to go, I have to thank him properly, too much fun, who generally have this thought ah,

Boy: Dad.

Song: What are you doing here?

Boy: I came to the blind date to come.

Song: Oh my God, you also came to the blind date to come, the little rabbit, you see how I beat you today ah, you do what, you give me to stop.

Zhao: What are you doing?

The boy: you do not make so much noise okay, do what

Song: you give me to stop

The boy: not, ah, you do what ah.

Zhao: You want to do what ah. You can't hit someone's child if you don't want to get married.

Song: how can not hit, I tell you ah, he is my son. I'm educating him. Help me get my shoes.

Director: too excited, uncle you are.

Song: you give me over, this column on or not is not important, do people have to talk about conscience ah, how do you still learn to lie, steak blind it.

The boy: I when I lied to pick blind ah.

Song: you are obviously a string store back kitchen cut pile, you also the entire international company raw materials supervisor, what the hell.

The guy: people we string store name is called the international company, kebab is not on my own, then I am not raw materials supervisor well. I'm not sure what to say.

Song: Bachelor's degree, what's going on.

The guy: Benxi City Culinary College graduate, that is not a bachelor's degree, but also have the nerve to say that I do, your CEO of more than 2,000 people I do not say anything ah. Also a whole coal what burning, what academic papers, what is going on.

Song: which year are burning boilers, shall not write that work report, that is not all father wrote it.

Director: ah, so it is so ah.

Song: director, you come, you come, you come. In this case, I'm so old, I just want to have fun, it doesn't matter if I'm on it or not, you see my son is still young. You give him a chance to show his talent, son on.

Boy: Other, give my father a chance, because what, my father to me to bring up is not easy. I also want to let him live a happy life in his old age. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.

Song: son on.

Boy: Dad.

Song: son on.

Boy: Dad on.

Song: son on.

Boy: Dad.

Director: Okay, okay, okay, okay, you two ah don't be modest, all on.

Song: Oh my God, just what I wanted.

Boy: Thank you.

Zhao: hand hand hand, this to your hand on the tight hammer it, director na, I do not understand ah, you do not just a quota it, this how two people can be on it?

Director: we na, is two special, one is the old age special, one is the youth special.

Song: first afternoon a, afternoon a, is not.

Director: do not commit conflict, on it.

Zhao: all can go on ah, all can go on ah, ah my God, congratulations, congratulations, you two masters can go on, great.

Song: you now how so old, listen to the words can not understand, not I say you, Haiyan na.

Boy: You can be more careful.

Director: This also put the words open is not it. I'm here for your original dance, young man. You can show it off.

Boy: I'm not talking about my dance, I'm just dancing.

Song: I also know it. It's a pretty good dance.

Director: so you old man will also ah.

Song: I follow my son, no, I learn my son.

Director: come on

Song: my son put out can't pocket, go you. (boy dancing), good, good, good, son stop it. Stop, stop, stop. This time enough ah, all subdued. This is the son, the opposite side of the Ms. Zhao you lead away, these two I lead away.

Boy: It's done.