Good sketch script

I am 110

Qi: 110

Bing: I am 110, I am 110

Qi: Well, this looks like 110?

Bing: I want to be 110

Qi: 110, attention, stand at attention, look to the right, look forward, comrades, someone is robbing a skyscraper with a knife, the situation is extremely critical, Call the police immediately. (Yes!) (Sound of motorcycle, siren) Where are you, the siren is barking, you are a police dog barking, what are you...

Bing: The police dog is barking?

Qi: Zhang Xiaohu, (arrived) ordered to provide cover, Li Xiaobao (arrived) ordered to respond, and the soldiers (arrived) ordered you to go to the 23rd floor to capture the murderer and dispatch the police.

Bing: Where is the elevator?

Odd: Running upstairs when there is a power outage in the elevator!

Bing: Is there a power outage?

Qi: There’s a power outage!

Bing: Where is the 23rd floor?

Qi: Yes, yes, yes, they are all high-rise buildings now. Look, our building.

Bing: Hey, run away, who told me to achieve this?

Qi: Use those two hooves, hurry up, hey, why are you still kicking people?

Bing: Which building was designed for the 23rd floor? I almost fell down. Report to the leader, I have reached the 23rd floor. Where is the murderer?

Qi: Attention, soldier. Attention, soldier. The murderer has now fled to the first floor. I order you to rush to the first floor immediately to capture the murderer.

Bing: This criminal is more flexible than me.

Qi: I can’t just sit there and wait for you to catch him. Get down quickly.

Bing: If you want it, I'll go down, I'll do it!

Qi: You are dancing disco, and you are about to cry!

Bing: Report to the leader, I have climbed to the first floor.

Qi: Attention, soldiers, the criminal has now fled to the first floor again. He forgot to put on his shoes.

Bing: I can’t do it anymore.

Qi: Why doesn’t it work?

Bing: My physical strength is far inferior to that of the murderer.

Qi: If you don’t have this physical strength, don’t say you are 110!

Bing: Even if I touch him, he will beat me to death!

Qi: You can't do 110

Bing: If you find another way, I can do it.

Qi: You still can’t do it!

Bing: Change another path.

Qi: Attention 110, a child fell into the sewer on Wuyi Road. The situation is extremely critical. Call the police immediately. (Grub sound, police sound) I'm afraid you'll bite someone! Zhang Xiaohu (arrived) ordered you to provide cover, Li Xiaobao (arrived) ordered you to respond, and the soldiers (arrived) ordered you to jump into the well.

Bing: I can’t swim.

Odd: Put on a diving cap and diving suit, hold a scanner in your left hand and a radio in your right hand, jump into the well and fish for people.

Bing: Anyway, it’s either up to heaven or down to earth.

Qi: Are you trying to make money?

Bing: It would be great if you have money.

Qi: Soldiers, pay attention.

Bing: What’s wrong?

Qi: There is a snake swimming towards you on the upper left side of you. (Ah!) What is your name?

Bing: I am most afraid of snakes!

Qi: It doesn’t matter if you scare me.

Bing: Just take him and leave!

Qi: Attention, soldier, there is another unknown object approaching you behind you. (Ah) Eyes as big as light bulbs (Ah), beards as thick as wires, (Ah) we can see clearly.

Bing: It’s not a water monster, right?

Odd: It’s a giant water rat.

Bing: Oh, help, someone is killed, please call 110.

Qi: You are 110, why are you still calling 110?

Bing: I was frightened by you!

Qi: You can’t do it. Look at the real 110 people sitting next to you. Which one looks like you?

Bing: If you try another way, I promise you can do it!

Qi: Attention 110, there is a madman running out of the mental hospital. He cuts men and chases women when he sees them. The situation is critical and the police will be dispatched immediately.

Zhang Xiaohu (arrived) ordered to provide cover, Li Xiaobao (arrived) ordered you to provide support, soldier...

Bing: I heard it, I heard it this time.

Qi: What did you hear?

Bing: There are only three of us working in this 110 general ***.

Qi: 110, 24 hours a day without rest, on duty in shifts, just in time for your shift.

Bing: You won’t rest until you exhaust me to death.

Qi: Huh?

Bing: What’s the explanation?

Qi: Soldier, I order you to attract the attention of a psychopath.

Bing: Report to the leader.

Qi: Huh?

Bing: I guess I can’t attract him with my appearance.

Qi: The soldiers put on makeup immediately.

Bing: How to change it?

Qi: Put on makeup right away, (how to put it on) put on a fake headgear (ah), put on lipstick, put on a necklace, put on a dress, buckle two bowls on the chest, put on high heels, call the police!

Bing: Report to the leader, according to your instructions, the lunatic has been scared away by me.

Qi: Why was he scared away by you?

Bing: When I first walked by, I accidentally broke a bowl.

Qi: Your bowl is not sealed properly!

Bing: He ran away on the spot.

Qi: Oh, oh.

Bing: He also said something!

Qi: What did you say?

Bing: He said that I looked much sicker than him.

Qi: Ha, you cured his disease. 110 Attention, there is a new situation. A young woman in Apartment No. 5 was taking a bath. Unfortunately, she was poisoned by gas and collapsed in the bathhouse. The situation is critical, call the police immediately! Immediately——

Bing: Wait, let me go! I'm going!

Qi: Hey, why are you so positive this time?

Bing: Anyway, it’s my way if I don’t ask for it, there are only three of me. If I ask you to be more active, I'll go ahead and do it.

Qi: The soldiers ordered you to take this young woman out immediately.

Bing: I can’t hug him.

Qi: What’s wrong?

Bing: How can I hug you?

Qi: Why can’t you hug me?

Bing: I am a boy and she is a girl.

Qi: What’s this?

Bing: People usually take a bath without wearing clothes.

Qi: Do you still think about these things when 110 is performing a mission? It's important to save people.

Bing: Report to the leader.

Qi: What happened?

Bing: This task is too difficult. I suggest that the leader carry it himself.

Qi: Yes, hehehe, he brought me in. The two of us were experiencing life in 110, and no task could be completed successfully.

Bing: We are not this material.

Qi: Let us do something in the end.

Bing: What are you doing?

Qi: Keep the alarm call.

Bing: Hey, this is my strength.

Qi: It depends on how you keep it.

Bing: My mouth is slippery.

Qi: Everyone here is from 110. How do you keep it? Dududu-hey (hey), hey (hey) 110.

Bing: Yes, I’m 110. What’s the matter with you?

Qi: I have nothing to do.

Bing: Nothing happened - why are you calling me when you have nothing to do?

Qi: Dududu, hey (hey) hey (hey) 110, right?

Bing: Yes, I am 110.

Qi: 110, what’s the matter with you?

Bing: I'm fine, just a ghost hurt me twice.

Qi: There are no less than a dozen cases of calling 110 a day, which is supposed to lead to administrative detention, but one call, beep, beep, hey (hey), hey (hey), is it a zoo?

Bing: Ouch, I am a tiger.

Qi: The tiger spoke.

Bing: I will bite you to death.

Qi: The tiger wants to eat people?

Bing: I am 110!

Qi: Hey, I’m looking for 110.

Bing: What do you want from 110?

Qi: Let me ask you for the phone number of the zoo.

Bing: If you hit 114, you are crazy.

Qi: Oops, the 114 line is busy.

Bing: If you hit me, I will dial 114.

Qi: Dududu-hey (hey) hey (hey), what time are you 11?

Bing: No innocent person called today.

Qi: No, I'm getting older. I forgot my phone number when I picked up the phone...

Bing: Don't worry, I heard it. You are an old man. Grandma, right?

Qi: I am an old lady.

Bing: Don’t worry, we are at 110 here.

Qi: What I’m looking for is 110.

Bing: What do you want from 110?

Qi: I'm looking for...what did I forget again!

Bing: Why is your memory so bad! Just think about it.

Qi: Oops, I can’t say anything when it comes to my mouth. What’s going on?

Bing: Did you lose any money?

Qi: I can’t lose the money, (oh) I can lose my life, but I can’t lose the money. (Oh) last time when I went out, I took out my pocket and dropped a five-cent coin. I chased him across the road for more than half a mile, but then I stopped chasing him (oh) and picked up a dollar. Hey hey hey! Can't throw it away.

Bing: Then you won’t lose money. (Hmm) Then have you eaten?

Qi: I haven’t eaten for a day.

Bing: Why don’t you go back to eat?

Qi: I can’t enter the house.

Bing: Do you have the key to open the door?

Qi: My key...I remembered, I forgot my key in the house.

Bing: Oh, I forgot the key in the house.

Qi: 110, can you help me open the door and take out the key?

Bing: I'll be here soon.

Qi: Thank you so much.

Bing: That’s right!

Qi: They say it’s difficult to find 110. Let me say thank you in English.

Bing: You have a bad memory, but you still know English.

Qi: I have a bad memory, (Cantonese) I’m really sorry!

Bing: What the hell is this English? Let’s go!

Qi: Zhang Xiaohu (arrived) ordered to provide cover, Li Xiaobao (arrived) ordered to provide support...

Bing: The two of them have been working as coordinators for a long time.

Qi: Soldier - (Hey) ordered you to jump off the building.

Bing: I won’t jump.

Strange: Tie a rope around your waist, fly down from the air, open the window and open the door.

Bing: Is the rope strong?

Qi: The rope is strong! (Soldier tying rope) It’s almost like a bundle of pigs! The TV reporter has arrived.

Bing: Point the camera at me.

Qi: I want to be famous.

Bing: Take a photo of me.

Qi: Oh, look at it.

Bing: I am 110

Qi: This time he wants to be 110.

Bing: A hero is about to be born.

Qi: I think you are about to lay eggs!

Bing: Humph, don’t stop me.

Qi: No one is stopping you, I’m two feet away from you!

Bing: I’m jumping!

Qi: Just jump if you want! Look, he's smiling at me.

Bing: Which floor is this?

Qi: Twenty-fifth floor.

Bing: Ouch!

Qi: Don’t fall, look at this!

Bing: I’m not afraid.

Qi: I didn’t say you were afraid!

Bing: I remember Dong Cunrui sacrificing his life to blow up the bunker.

Qi: The hero is here.

Bing: I remember Liu Hulan died under the enemy's guillotine.

Qi: Why are you crying?

Bing: I think of Ouyang Hai Fen, risking his own life to frighten the horse.

Qi: Laughing again.

Bing: I think of Park Zhigao.

Qi: Huh? Why do you remember that the traitor is here?

Bing: I get angry when I think of him.

Qi: Why are you angry with him?

Bing: He is so rogue, why did he rebel?

Qi: Just don’t rebel.

Bing: I will not rebel.

Qi: At this time, you want to see people rebelling.

Bing: Stay away from me, I’m jumping!

Qi: Jump! Whoops, down!

Bing: The shoe fell off, look.

Qi: I was so scared that my shoes fell off. The real 110 soldiers went down.

Bing: Enter the house through the window, open the door, and the old lady enters the house. The old lady is very excited. Thank you 110 so much, hahaha.

(The old lady held Qizhi’s hand and shook it back and forth)

Qi: It’s nothing, this is what we should do. Are you using me as a stir-fryer?

Bing: Thank you relatives 119.

Qi: Haha, 119 is for putting out fires, we are 110.

Bing: I have a bad memory.

Qi: Ouch, my memory is bad.

Bing: What are you here to do?

Qi: Let me help you open the door and take out the key.

Bing: Oh, yes, yes, thank you.

Qi: Is everything okay?

Bing: Which floor are you on?

Qi: The twenty-fifth floor?