My home is full of fun and jokes, don't you believe it? Go and see-

Pick on dad

As soon as I stepped into the house after school on Friday. "Well, it smells good!" I followed the aroma to the kitchen. "wow! There are many delicious foods. Ah! Even my favorite-stewed pork ribs with potatoes. Mom, you are such a good mother! " Mom smiled at me and said, "Little greedy cat, go and clean up the dishes and get ready for dinner!" "

At the dinner table, our family got together and had a happy dinner. Suddenly, my father frowned and asked my mother, "How much salt did you put in the braised pork?" Mom looked up and said, "Not much. Is it salty?" Dad frowned and nodded. I said to my father with a playful smile, "Dad, it doesn't matter, it's a salted fish anyway!" Don't be so picky, tolerate your mother. " Dad smiled and said, "What kind of bacon and light fish is obviously bacon and light meat, little prick!" " "Oh, really?" I was meditating on this sentence. My sister looked at me so seriously that I couldn't help laughing, and my parents laughed, too. I scratched my head in embarrassment when I saw everyone like this.

-Laughing, informal family.

A sly old sister

"Crack, crack!" The new year has arrived. When the new year comes, children never forget one thing-asking their elders for lucky money. I remember when I was three years old, when I received the lucky money, my chubby little hand clung to it for fear that others would rob me. At that time, I was not very sensible. I always thought that the more money I had, the more money I had. Just then, my sister leaned in quietly and said to me politely, "Smart, I'll exchange these two for your one (she is holding two Zhang Yiyuan's and pointing to a ten-yuan one in my hand), so I can change two! You earned it! " I counted the money in my hand before I got one, and my sister had two. I thought I really earned it! So I happily accepted the deal, but my family around me had already laughed. I didn't know I was cheated until after the event. I said angrily to my sister, "You are the fox who always wrestles." (I didn't understand it when I was a child. In fact, it should be said that the cunning fox "puzzled my sister Zhang Er and monk".

-A humorous, warm and harmonious family.

Interest is like a rope, attached to my home, attached to the happiness of my home. My family is very happy. What about yours?

My Story Composition (2): My Story

There are three people in my family, father, mother and me, but there are many stories in my family, just like a string of wind chimes. As long as the wind blows, it will make a crisp and pleasant sound. Now, let me blow a string of wind chimes for you!

Whenever my family has dinner, my father, mother and I always wolfed down the meal. Why? Because we want to grab the remote control and watch TV! Because I have a small appetite and eat slowly, I always let my father or mother grab the remote control. Look! This time, mom and dad got the remote control at the same time, and they are robbing it! When I saw this situation, I rolled my eyes and came up with a good idea. I quickly finished my meal, then went to my parents and said solemnly, "When will you take it from me like this?" Even if one of you grabs it, the good TV series will soon be finished. Why don't you cut paper with stones? I'll be the referee first, put the remote control here first, and I'll give it to whoever wins, okay? " Mom and dad thought it made sense, so they gave me the remote control. "Stone, scissors, cloth!" Mom won the first game, and dad said, "No, no, one more game." After the second game, my father won, but my mother shouted, "No, no, one more game." ..... In this way, mom and dad Lien Chan has been tied for ten innings.

"Well-",guess what I'm doing now? I have the remote control, so I can watch cartoons! So, I sat on the sofa and watched cartoons. After more than half an hour, cartoons were finished. Think about "News Network" that my father likes to watch and "Lucky 5+2" that my mother likes to watch. Look at the way they are competing fiercely. I quickly left the remote control and ran into the room, locked the door and slept soundly. When my parents heard the noise, they suddenly realized that they had been cheated by their daughter. While talking, they looked at their watches, and all they loved to watch was over, so they had to go to bed with a snort.

Children, do you think this wind chime sounds good? Do you want to hear it again? If you still want to hear it, listen to it next time! Next time, I'll blow a better wind chime for you.

My Story Composition (3): My Story

"Now in court!" "The judge" announced loudly.

On this day, my family court opened again at my suggestion. Today, the presiding judge is my elder grandmother, I am the plaintiff, my father is the defendant, and my mother is sitting on the sidelines.

The "presiding judge" came to the table, picked up the "hammer"-something grandma usually used to knock on the back, knocked it on the table, and then asked slowly, "What's the plaintiff's name? "I quickly stood up and said," I, Jiang Songhong, wrote my story (7 articles) and my story (7 articles). After that, I looked at my grandmother. She was still so serious that I couldn't help laughing. "What's wrong with you today? Who do you want to sue? The presiding judge must make a fair judgment according to the law and the facts. " I frowned and read my complaint word by word: "I have a diary, which belongs to my private property and is protected by law." Although I kept it very strictly, I was still peeked by the defendant. " "ah! There is such a thing. Specifically. " Grandma seems a little angry. "That was at noon last Saturday. When I got home, I saw the defendant furtively peeking at my diary. I took it back from the defendant with lightning speed, so that I didn't suffer more damage. However, the defendant read it anyway, which actually violated the plaintiff's privacy right. Please ask the presiding judge to find out the facts, order the defendant to stop the infringement and punish it as appropriate."

Grandma listened to my statement, "Now we will conduct a court investigation." Then he turned his head and asked his father, is this statement true? Dad stood up cheekily, his mouth faltered, "this. . . . . . This is ... . . . . 。” "The defendant, I ask you again, is this a fact? Dad turned and gave me a stare. "Yes, I did. What's the matter? Me? She is so old, can't she have a look? "Since the defendant has admitted the facts stated by the plaintiff and has no objection, the court investigation is now over."

"Now, I sentence." Grandma stood up solemnly, and so did we. "According to the provisions of Article 9 of Chapter 1 of the Family Law, the judgment is as follows:" 1. The person will stop the infringement from now on. Second, apologize to the plaintiff. Third, the penalty for washing clothes for a week was announced, and grandma added, "If you don't accept it. . . . . 。” "I serve, I serve." . . . . .

This is the story of my family.

My Story Composition (4): My Story

Mom and dad never say how to love me.

When I was in kindergarten, my mother was very concerned about my study. As soon as I got home, she asked me if I couldn't learn Chinese Pinyin today, if Chinese characters were difficult to remember, and if I didn't understand math problems ... But my father always seemed to think that my mother didn't understand education, so I felt that my mother couldn't participate in my study. So I went to primary school. On the first morning, my father said loudly to my mother, "You can't take care of Yuan Bo's study any more." If you take care of it again, it's strange that Yuan Bo's academic performance can be improved! " Dad also solemnly told me: "If your mother asks you about your study again, don't tell her my family story."

But my mother seems to think that my father only teaches well in reading and composition, and has some methods of his own, while other subjects only know a little, so it is impossible to talk about teaching. If I only let my father take charge of my study, my academic performance will still not improve! Why does mother think so? It turns out that my father didn't get a hundred points in math several times since he went to elementary school, but my mother often got a perfect score in math until she went to high school. However, my father only recognized that my mother didn't understand education and never cared about her study, so she didn't find her excellent math performance. My mother wouldn't listen to my father and began to help me with math. In order not to let dad find out, we used the time when dad went out to give lectures or go to work. I took out my recent math problems and math test papers for my mother to read, and then summed up the experience and lessons of this paragraph together and made a plan. Before dad came home, he had put away his study tools. Dad never found out. With the help of my father and mother, my academic performance has always been among the best.

On the first winter vacation, my father called my mother and said to her, "I won't let you take care of Yuan Bo's study. You see, this decision is really wise and great!" No! Where is dad's decision? Isn't it the result of my mother secretly tutoring me? I listened in the house and ran out to tell my father the secret of my mother and me. At this time, my mother and I seemed to see through my mind and waved at me quickly.

As I grow older, I gradually understand that there are two kinds of love: some love can be seen, while others are hidden.

My Story Composition (5): My Story

Home, father, mother and I are a harmonious home, a warm home. Happiness occupies the main theme of our family, and some funny things often happen, such as: I knocked over the drinking fountain when dancing with "Grey" (the nickname of a puppy), and "Dancer" (the nickname of a kitten) fell asleep involuntarily when dancing, so I won't introduce them one by one. Please see below, and you will know more about my family.

Once, my father bought a water pillow and I was very happy. I immediately picked up the pillow and filled it with water, but I couldn't fill it in anyway. After careful study, I found that the water inlet of the water pillow was too small. Without saying anything, I cut a corner of the water pillow like a bag of milk, so I filled the pillow with water easily and sealed it with transparent tape. Just when I was happy, I found that my sheets and clothes were all wet. At this moment, my mother came in, and my heart was like fifteen buckets of water. My mother seemed to fully understand the "crime scene" after reading it, and she didn't blame it at that time, so she packed it up without saying a word ...

As the saying goes, you can't hide from the first day, but you can't hide from the fifteenth. At night, my parents began to teach me a hard lesson: "Who taught you to do this? When will you grow up?" I seem to feel their helplessness, so I have to bow my head and admit my mistake. Finally, I ran into the room and cried. After crying, I began to reflect. It was my own fault. Why should I be smart? I cut the water pillow when I knew there was a watering funnel in the water pillow box, which made my mother busy cleaning it up for me.

From this, I know that we should do things carefully, not be smart, but do them in the right way. If you don't understand, ask, or you will be smart, but it will cause trouble to your parents.

Another time, I saw the "ash" in my house. I have a whim to let "Grey Grey" swing. I immediately found materials to make a swing. I tied the rope to a thick wooden stick first, then the wooden stick was placed horizontally on two chairs, and the two ends were tied with ropes. After I finished, I happily held the "gray ash" on the swing. I gently pushed it, and it seemed to be overjoyed. In a split second, I pushed too hard and accidentally broke the vase. When my mother came back in the evening, she found the vase broken and asked me, "Did you break the vase?" . I shook my head and said, "it's not me, it's' grey'". But my mother seemed to understand something from my chaotic expression, so she told me the story of Wolf. After listening to this, I realized the seriousness of the matter, crying and saying, "Mom, I was wrong. I broke the vase, not' grey'. " My mother picked me up and said that this is my good daughter.

I learned from it that you should be honest and not lie, otherwise no one will make friends with you and will not believe you.

After reading the above two interesting things, you know more about our family. If you still want to know about my family, come to my house and I'll tell you. Maybe you will be inspired, too!

My Story Composition (6): My Story

My family life is very happy. My father, mother, brother and I, a family of four, are full of joys and sorrows. Let's go and have a look with me ...

(1) Laughing in the New Year

Chinese New Year! Chinese New Year! The younger brother shouted and ran into the house. "Hey! Why are you running? Give me a lollipop in your hand, boy! " I shouted at my family's story composition (7 compositions). "If you don't give it, don't give it!" We "fought". At this time, dad came back. I have a box of things in my arms, and I don't know what it is. "Stop it, stop it! Look at what good things your dad brought. " My mother who was posting Spring Festival couplets spoke, and my brother and I quickly ran over and turned it over. Wow! Big crabs, chicken wings, ribs and kebabs ... My brother almost drooled when he saw them. "When are we going to eat?" "Bah!" Just you greedy cat, haha! I won't give it to you, haha! "We fight again ...

(2) Cooking competition

On Sunday morning, my family was filled with a tense and dignified atmosphere, because a cooking competition was about to be staged, and the contestants were mom and dad. The judges are my brother and me.

First, my mother came on stage. My mother took out an eggplant, cut it into pieces, and cut it with washed green peppers. Oh? It turned out to be homemade vegetarian eggplant! I saw my mother fry the eggplant golden yellow first, and some peppers and salt were put in ... Stir-fried, which was quick and brisk. The eggplant with green peppers in the pot was like a jazz tap dancer: it kept jumping.

Next, contestant No.2' s father comes on stage, and his entry menu is Chongqing spicy chicken. He first diced the chicken breast, then sauteed the red pepper in the pot, and added diced chicken and monosodium glutamate ... Soon, a spicy Sichuan dish, Chongqing Spicy Chicken, came out of the pot.

Two delicious dishes were put in front of me, and my brother and I tasted them one by one. Wow! It's comparable. It's all delicious. This is difficult for me and my brother. Who will win? Listen: "Huihui, don't you want Transformers? Rong Rong, don't you want to speed skateboard? " It's over. The judges have been bribed. Oh, my God, somebody help us!

This is the happy life of my family. After listening to this little story, do you want to come to my house, too? Welcome!

My Story Composition (7): My Story

I have a warm and happy family. My father, mother, grandfather, grandmother and a lovely little wren make up our family.

One morning, just after I woke up, I heard the sparse underwater sound. I quickly jumped up to watch it. I didn't know it. I was shocked when I saw it: a lot of water leaked from upstairs, and the dining table became a "stage for water droplets". After a while, I heard another underwater sound. I was very surprised. There was already a sound in the living room. How could there be a sound? So I ran to the bedroom, only to see a drop of water leaking from the ceiling. Slowly, this little drop of water turned into a "downpour". This scene startled me greatly. I hurriedly shouted, "Oh, no, it's raining in the south room, and a series of water drops have fallen asleep on the bed." After hearing my cry, everyone rushed over. This water is really annoying and made the bed wet.

In a short time, the neighbors came to help, and called the police to inform the relatives upstairs to turn off the water turn in time. Some people used mops to suck up the water, some used brooms to sweep it dry, and poured four or five pots of water ... Everyone was so busy that their backs ached.

Finally, I was busy. I heard that there was no one upstairs. Two old people went abroad. Their water pipes burst and the water flowed downwards, which made our house "full of water".

I was so busy at noon that I didn't have a rest until three o'clock in the afternoon. I thought of our little stork, Cong Cong, and I didn't seem to hear him speak all the time. I quickly ran to him and saw that he had no strength, his mouth was wide open and he was lying in the cage. No matter how I asked him to tease him, he didn't respond. I gave him water again, but he had no strength. Grandpa said, "Oh,no." In less than half an hour, it died. It was very hot that day. It must have died of thirst.

Congcong has followed our family for five years, and how much joy it has brought us! It will be called Nannan, Grandpa, Grandma, Congratulate on making a fortune, welcome ... Since childhood, it is smart and studious, traveling with us, and it is the clown of our family, and it seems to be a member of our family! Join us in joys and sorrows! We will remember it forever!

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