The following is the magnum magnolia song I recommend for you:
During Song Gaozong's reign, the northern nomads often invaded the border of the Song Dynasty, grabbing food and salt, bullying men and women, and committing all kinds of evils. The Southern Song Dynasty was timid and did not dare to offend Jin Bing, but turned a blind eye, and the people were miserable. The stubborn young man in Fuquan village refused to accept the bullying of the nomads from the golden army and stood up and fought, ranging from being beaten black and blue, to being beheaded with his leg broken.
On this day, the nomads from the army broke into the village and stole a girl. Zhao Wuyan, the girl's father, was already in his seventies. He came forward to talk about it. He didn't want to be pushed into the river by nomads from the army and almost drowned. Several young men went up to talk about it and got their legs broken. People in the village gnashed their teeth at Nomads from all sides, wishing they could not eat their meat or drink their blood. There is only a strong man with a beard who seems to be in no circumstances. When the nomads from the army come, they don't hide or go forward to theory.
The strong man is a foreigner who has fled the country. He has lived in the village for several years. Because he likes to eat tofu from Mr. Chen, he can't live without tofu for three meals a day, so everyone calls him "fat tofu". Fat tofu is five big and three thick, with a beard and a pair of chest protection hair, and the earth shakes when walking. Although he is fierce-looking, he likes to do needlework, sewing clothes from time to time, and he is very skillful.
A few years ago, a hungry tiger broke into the village. Fat Tofu took a shovel and played with the tiger for a long time. Finally, the last stick broke the tiger's spine and rushed forward, filling several fists at the tiger's head. The tiger's skull was smashed!
At this point, everyone in the village knows that Fat Tofu is a brave man, both hard and soft. However, for the nomads from the attack, Fat Tofu acted like a little puss-head.
Popular, however, he said to Fat Tofu, "What are you embroidering, a gentleman? Nomads from here, you don't stand out for our village! "
Fat tofu grinned and said, "They're holding knives. Who dares to provoke Jinbing?"
"Nomads sometimes come in groups of three or five. You have plenty of strength in this head. If you grab their knives, you will definitely scare them away."
Fat tofu shook his head: "that can't be done. They have offended them. They called for reinforcements. I'm not finished." I still eat my tofu. "
From then on, the villagers became angry when they saw the fat tofu. In such a big village, the strong laborers were either taken away by the nomads to work as coolies, or they were physically disabled, and only the fat tofu was left at leisure.
Someone said to Mr. Chen, who sells tofu, "Don't sell him tofu in the future. After all, this foreigner is not United with us. He has always stayed out of it."
Chen Laotou shook his head and said, "If you don't sell it to him, he is stronger than me and runs faster than me. If you take the tofu and throw it away, you can't get rid of it."
On this day, Zhao Wuyan came to Fat Tofu's house again, pushed several bags of broad beans to Fat Tofu, and said, "Tell Jin Bing, give them these things and see if you can get our daughter back?"
Fat tofu glanced at Zhao Wuyan and said, "It's no use. Nomads eat meat and don't spit bones. I dare not take care of it if you stuff anything in it."
Said, Fat Tofu put a big piece of tofu just bought on the board, took a thin bamboo slice and cut the tofu skin horizontally. Cut it piece by piece, very skillfully. Zhao Wuyan was angry and wanted to say a few words to him. On second thought, he had to swallow his words in order to get his daughter back, and then he begged, "You like tofu. If you can get my daughter back, I will buy you tofu every day."
Fat tofu only cuts tofu with bamboo chips, without looking up: "No, I can't afford tofu?"
While speaking, Fat Tofu has cut the tofu into dozens of pieces, each piece is consistent in thickness, and it is very kung fu.
Zhao Wuyan couldn't help but worry. This man is really strange. He is five big and three thick, but he likes to be a needlework, embroider a hydrangea or something, and he doesn't eat tofu like people.
A few days later, Zhao Wuyan killed a horse, told people to chop the horse meat into large and small pieces, and transported it to Fat Tofu's house with a cart. He said, "I heard that Jin people rode horses and liked to eat meat, so I killed the only old man in my family. Do you think these things can be exchanged for my daughter?"
Fat tofu ignored Zhao Wuyan, took a piece of tofu, drew several black lines on the top and side, then picked up bamboo pieces and moved them like flies, only to hear "shuashua shua", and the bamboo pieces flew over the black lines, and the tofu was cut into blocks of different sizes. Where the black line is drawn, the bamboo chips fly, exactly.
Zhao Wuyan put a cart of horse meat in the yard and said, "Strong man, I put the meat here."
Fat tofu glanced at Zhao Wuyan: "I love meat, but I can't go back to your daughter."
Zhao Wuyan looked at the cart and horse meat, and then at the unreliable appearance of fat tofu. He gritted his teeth and had to pull the cart away.
A few days later, Zhao Wuyan came to Fat Tofu's house again, holding a contract in his hand and saying, "Fat Tofu, look what this is! It's the title deed of the bean curd house. Mr. Chen has already sold the bean curd house to me. He is still making bean curd, but he is just a man I hired. You can't eat bean curd without my consent. As long as you want my daughter back, the tofu room will be given to you directly. "
Fat tofu didn't say anything, so he took a copper plate and put it on top of the tofu, and then picked up the bamboo pieces. Only when he heard the sound of "shuashua shua", the tofu pieces were cut into countless slices, but the copper plate on them barely moved. Fat tofu set up a big pot in the courtyard, put the tofu pieces into the pot, and the boiling water in the pot rolled endlessly, but the tofu pieces that were put in were still intact.
Fat tofu looked at the tofu slices in the pot and laughed. Then he suddenly turned his face and said to Zhao Wuyan, "I'm sorry, I won't eat tofu in the future. I won't be greedy if you have ten tofu houses."
Zhao Wuyan doesn't believe that this fat tofu is like tofu. If you eat it every day and eat it every time, how can you stop eating it?
After several days, Zhao Wuyan went to the tofu room, and Chen Laotou told him that the fat tofu did not come once.
Zhao Wuyan is really suffering. In order to save his daughter, he killed a horse, sold all the valuable things in his house, bought a tofu house, and finally didn't "tie" fat tofu. The more he thought about it, the worse he felt, and he was bedridden.
On this day, Zhao Wuyan lay in bed, thinking about the daughter who had been taken captive, and his heart was like a knife, so he was very sad. Suddenly, there was a knock at the door.
The arrival was none other than fat tofu.
Fat tofu grinned: "Daddy Zhao, you've been greedy for tofu again recently."
"You can't save my daughter, and I won't sell you a piece of tofu." Zhao Wuyan gritted his teeth and said.
Fat tofu made a ha ha and said, "You can save your daughter, but you have to give me a monkey."
Zhao was speechless: "What do you want a monkey for?"
Fat tofu waved his hand and said, "Don't worry about it, can you get it?"
Zhao Wuyan thinks that fat tofu is unpredictable, but he is not a person who loves to talk nonsense. He thinks that his daughter may be saved, and his illness is better than half. He sat up suddenly, with light in his eyes: "Isn't it just a monkey? Can you come!"
Soon, Zhao Wuyan got a monkey. Fat tofu holds the monkey in his hand. When something happens, he hugs it and touches its neck with his left hand. The monkey bared his teeth in the fat tofu arms and struggled to break free, and his mouth squeaked, which was very funny. Fat tofu forcibly pressed the monkey's head and still touched its neck.
Zhao Wuyan saw that Fat Tofu had a monkey, and he didn't mention the rescue of his daughter. He was secretly worried. He ran to Fat Tofu's house when he had nothing to do, sometimes he couldn't sleep at night and wandered outside others' houses.
One night, Zhao Wuyan came to the fat tofu house again. He saw that the room was dark. He turned off the light early and was about to leave. Suddenly, he heard the monkey squeaking. He was so anxious that he grinned: This fat tofu is unreliable in doing things. How did it become a monkey?
After a few days, Fat Tofu said to Zhao, "Prepare a good knife for me, as soon as possible."
Hearing this, Zhao Wuyan was glad that Fat Tofu was finally serious this time. However, he was very worried that Fat Tofu could save his daughter. Nomads from the army were outnumbered and cruel and violent. Maybe Nomads from the army would come to the village for revenge.
The next morning, Zhao Wuyan heard a knock at the door. When he opened the door, he saw fat tofu and the captive daughter, and he couldn't help crying with joy. Fat tofu said, "You hide your daughter, and Jinbing may come to the village to find it."
Zhao Wuyan was very scared: "They won't kill the village, will they?"
Fat tofu said, "They may not think it's * * *, but you must hide your daughter."
At noon, dozens of nomads from afar came to the village and searched Zhao Wuyan's daughter from house to house. Naturally, they returned home in a huff.
Later, the villagers heard that a leader of the nomads from the army was beheaded one night, and the stolen wife was also missing. No one in the military camp was aware of it, and they thought it was Song people. However, thinking that Song people were afraid of nomads from the army, and there could never be an enemy leader in the Song Dynasty, they decided that it was Mongolian.
Zhao Wuyan couldn't help but ask Fat Tofu: "Did you kill the leader of the nomads from the army?"
Fat tofu smiled and didn't answer.
Although the leader is dead, the nomads from the army will still come to Fuquan Village for harassment without food, but after every food grab, the nomads from the army barracks will be beheaded. Nomads from the ambush in the night, a few days later, nomads from the caught fat tofu.
Jin Bing pulled the fat tofu to the west end of the village and wanted to behead it for public display. Fat tofu showed no fear. He said to Jin Bing, "You can kill me, but I want to die by my own sword because your's machete is not fast enough."
Nomads from thought, Song people killed Song people, but saved energy, and agreed.
A little while later, a man came out of the crowd, not others, but Chen Laotou, who was over 70 years old. Old man Chen walks trembling, where can an old man with a broken candle have the strength to carry a knife?
I saw Mr. Chen coming to the fat tofu and asked in a low voice, "Are you ready?" Fat tofu nodded and agreed: "Well, I can rest assured of your knife method."
Age stretched out his left hand and touched the fat tofu neck, then raised his hand, and the knife broke, only to hear a "click", and the fat tofu head fell to the ground with a smile on his face.
Nomads from also look silly, I didn't expect the old man in front of me to have such a good knife method.
Nomads from the left, never come to the village, I don't know is frightened by the age of the knife, or by the fat tofu that smile to scare.
Only then did people know that Fat Tofu used to be an executioner for several years. He bought tofu to practice knife skills, and bought a monkey to touch his neck to find a place to cut. For a while, fat tofu touched the monkey's neck day and night, and at the end of the practice, he could touch the place where he cut the knife at night.
It is by this neat knife method that Fat Tofu sneaked into the Nomads Army Barracks several times.
People don't understand why Chen Laohan's knife method is so exquisite. It is only after asking that he learned the knife method of fat tofu from him.
That's the end of the big palace magnolia song.
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