1. In "Kangxi Dynasty", after Baori Longmei finished with Kangxi on the grass, Kangxi said with a satisfied look: "Longmei, it was you who raped me!"

Comment: When I saw that scene in the TV series, I admired Chen Daoming so much for being able to say such powerful words in such a calm tone!

2. In "The Eight Parts of the Dragon", Xiao Feng shook the dying A'Zhu and cried, "Don't die first!"

Comment: Do you mean to wait a while? Before you die, say hello to Brother Black and White Wuchang first!

3. In "Ci of Daming Palace", "If the mother insists on this, please allow the child to resign as emperor."

Comment: It turns out that the emperor can also resign, then please allow it. Let me compete for the job!

4. In "Huanzhugege", Ziwei said: "Erkang, a broken me, how can I help a broken you?"

Comment: It seems that only Qiong Yao Can help!

5. In "Love in the Rain", Shuhuan said with a heavy expression: "The eight-year war of resistance is about to begin..."

Comment: It's all your fault The crow's mouth means eight years. Otherwise, how could little Japan have been able to sustain it for so long?

6. In "The Cold Water", Ruan Mingzheng said to Qi Shaoshang: "I am so hungry and thirsty..."

Comment: Are you hungry or thirsty? Already?

7. In "Huanzhugege", Concubine Xiang said: "Meng Dan, why do you always frown? Sometimes I really want to take an iron and flatten your brows." < /p>

Comment: Were there electric irons back then?

8. A dialogue in "The Spring of Kapok".

Female: Say it! you say! Why?

Male: Listen to my explanation.

Female: I don’t listen, I don’t listen, I don’t listen...

Comment: This girl is asking for explanations but is not allowed to speak. It’s so annoying!

9. A costume drama, I forgot the name. A group of bad guys are there studying how to defeat the good guys represented by the protagonist. After a bad guy finished telling his plan, he stroked his beard and said with a proud smile: "Haha, our treacherous plot will succeed soon!"

Comment: Being able to proactively admit that he is a treacherous plot is considered a sign of success. In the beginning, human beings are inherently good!

10. In "Love in the Rain", there is such a dialogue:

Woman: You are ruthless, you are cold, you are unreasonable!

Male: You are ruthless, cold and unreasonable!

Female: Where am I ruthless, cold-blooded, and unreasonable?

Male: You are not ruthless, cold, or unreasonable!

Female: Okay, even if I am heartless, cold, and unreasonable!

Male: You are ruthless, cold and unreasonable!

Woman: If I were ruthless, cold, and unreasonable, I would not be more ruthless, cold, and unreasonable than you!

Male: Humph! You are the most ruthless, cruel and unreasonable!

Comments: OMG! You two are boring to no end, idiots, stupid...

11. In the Cantonese version of "Seven Swords", when Donnie Yen was escorting the people from Wuzhuang to escape, he said a few words: "I check There is a traitor in the convoy."

Comment: The hero is not only superb in martial arts, but also not weak in foreign languages!

12. In "Huanzhugege", Erkang said to Ziwei: "I know that he loves you so much that it hurts so much, and I also know that you love him so much that it hurts so much. You hurt." "It hurts me too! It hurts me even more!"

Ziwei said coquettishly, "Erkang, you are too much, but... I like you so much!" It’s too much!”

Comment: It seems that I didn’t understand what the director meant for a long time! That’s too much!

1. In "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", Ke Zhen'e is a blind man. When he ordered everyone, he said: "We will act separately, and everyone will follow my look later."

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This operation is probably going to fail, because no one will receive any glances during the operation!

2. In "The Anti-Japanese Heroes", the heroine said sadly : “When my grandfather was nine years old, he was brutally killed by the Japanese. I hate the Japanese! "

Grandpa was killed by the Japanese when he was nine years old, so where are you from?

3. In "Moving towards the artillery fire", there is this line: "Eight hundred miles away , the machine gunner who killed the Japs with one shot. "

This is probably not a sharpshooter, but a god!

4. In "Wumen Escort", Uncle Gong asked Miao Xingren: "Where are your parents? "

Miao Xingren: "My parents died before I was born. "

Could it be that you were Sun Wukong who jumped out of the crack of the stone!

5. In "Journey to the West", Tang Monk was about to go to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures. When the King of Tang sent Tang Monk off, he said: " It's a long way to go to the West, my dear brother, so you, master and disciple, must be careful! "

Could it be that the King of Tang is Guanyin Bodhisattva? Otherwise, how would he know that there are four masters and disciples?

This must be the picture of the town building, which will destroy the three views.

Thoughts after viewing: Is love more important than legs?

2. From the anti-Japanese drama "The Anti-Japanese Heroes": "My Grandpa Nine" He was brutally murdered by the Japanese when he was just 10 years old. ”

Thoughts after viewing: Your grandfather was killed by the Japanese when he was nine years old. Did he give birth to your father when he was eight years old, and that’s why you were born?

3, also from the Anti-Japanese War In the drama "Iron Mission": "I just want to blow down the plane with rocks. ”

Thoughts after watching: Honey’s confident lines, and in the end the enemy plane was actually blown down by a stone. I was sweating. The director and screenwriter said it could be blown down.

4. From Duan Mulei and Chu Yuxun's words in "Let's Watch the Meteor Shower": "Your mp3 disturbed my eyes. "

Thoughts after watching: This line directly lowered my IQ. Can the eyes be said to be "noisy"?

5, also from "Let's Watch the Meteor Shower" The heroine Chu Yuxun said: "Duanmu took me to Metersbonwe..."

Thoughts after viewing: I really laughed every time I saw this line, like Mary, a primary school student Su Wenli wrote that directors of large multinational companies have a fortune of tens of thousands.

6. It comes from the last episode of "The Fairyland", played by Hu Ge and Lin Yichen. This line was said by Xu Jinjiang.

< p> Comments: Very few people can identify his eyebrows by looking at them, right? Please tell me, where did you see his eyebrows?

7 , from the suspenseful detective drama "Ten Sins" starring Zhang Han, the protagonist is seriously analyzing the case: But judging from the scene, the door should not be locked, because once the lock is hung, a key is required. It can be opened.

Thoughts after viewing: This line fits the context of the current case analysis, which makes me speechless. Let me ask you, can’t the door be opened with a key? p>

8. This is from the conversation between the old man and the male protagonist Tong Yuan before his death:

Old man: You have to promise me.

Tong Yuan: Uncle, where are you going?

Thoughts after viewing: This line also forcibly enlightens the protagonist. Isn’t the male protagonist a fool here?

9. From the dialogue between Ziwei and Erkang in "Returning to the Princess"

Ziwei: You are so outrageous~~ (Three seconds have passed. . . .) Then he said shyly: . .

Thoughts after watching: I couldn’t see it when I was young, but now I feel so cold that I get goosebumps. . . . .

10. From "Shuiyunjian", Qianqian was injured after jumping off a building and was sent to the hospital, while Ma Jingtao went crazy.

The doctor rolled out Qianqian who had just undergone surgery. Ma Jingtao rushed forward and hugged the patient like a rattle: "Qianqian, how are you? Ah? How are you?"

The doctor hurriedly pulled him away: "The patient needs to rest and cannot be shaken or stimulated."

So Mr. Ma Jingtao let go of Qianqian, hugged the doctor and shook it like a rattle: "Doctor, please save her. ! Save her!"

11. The most classic is when the male protagonist played by Ma Jingtao is pushed to the execution ground.

Ma Jingtao, the male protagonist: Yinshuang---------Go back quickly--Who asked you to come?

Yinshuang: No, I won’t leave!

Horse: Go back quickly! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! --------Who wants you to see this?

Yinshuang: I won’t leave, I want to be with you life and death! !

Horse: Go back quickly! ! ! ! ! I don't want you to see my body--head--different---! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

12. From the anti-Japanese drama "Anti-Japanese Heroes" "The King of Hell tells you to die at the fifth watch, but you will not live until the third watch."

Thoughts after watching: This line makes people laugh Lose your teeth and treat the audience as a fool.

Hahaha, some lines give me goosebumps after reading them, not exciting, but embarrassing! ! Embarrassing! ! 1. Anti-Japanese drama

1. "Eight hundred miles away, kill the Japanese machine gunner with one shot"

This is not a gun, this is a missile. 800 miles = 400 kilometers, the missile’s range is not low, dear. I measured it on the map and found that it was 800 miles from Beijing to Hohhot...

I fired a shot from Beijing in the morning, and the machine gunner in Hohhot died in the afternoon!

2. "Comrades, the eight-year war of resistance against Japan has begun"

"Comrades, the war of resistance against Japan has entered its seventh year, and there is still one year left. We must not give up."

At first glance, there is nothing wrong with it. It is indeed the eight-year war of resistance. Wait a minute, huh?

Did you know this for 8 years without fighting? Is this such a child's play? No need to add another sentence: "If you persist for a few more years, you will be exposed to the atomic bomb."

The actors are so hungry that they are fat and white, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, wearing makeup and powder, tsk tsk, this battle is going on It has to be like playing!

3. "My grandfather was brutally murdered by the Japanese when he was 9 years old."

Brother, you don't care how you got here, but your dad will definitely ask. ah! !

We understand that your screenwriter wants to write something about bitterness and hatred. Even Darwin would not dare to write like this...

4. "Each person carries 150 kilograms "Explosives"

Even the special forces would not dare to shoot like this if a person carries 300 kilograms on his back! ! Can you move it when you carry it? Can you move it when you carry it? !

Also, do our Eighth Route Army have so much explosives for you to carry!

You are not blowing up the artillery tower, you are directly blowing up the county seat.

What a brilliant idea the screenwriter has~~ How about a magical drama?

5. "The little devil insists on touching my crotch" "It feels good again"

I knew the screenwriter had a big imagination, but I never expected it to be so big.

But if you think about it carefully, why is it still somewhat reasonable! ! (Facepalm...

This drama and actress Ge Tian became famous in one battle...

6. "There is a rationale for making bullets bend"

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He even confidently explained what the famous gun fighting technique is!

Even if you have a wild imagination, you still need to follow some common sense of physics, okay? < /p>

Serious nonsense

This is a war drama, not a myth.

2. Qiong Yao

Qiong Yao’s outlook on life is always impeccable. Those love words she wrote have fascinated many boys and girls. They all say that art comes from life. Higher than life, her life is also incomprehensible.

When I was a kid, I didn’t think there was anything wrong with it. But now the more I watch it, the more uncomfortable it becomes. What are these! !

Is this really what people should say? !

1.: "At that time, you just lost one leg. Where is Ziling? He gave up his love for you!"

This must be on the list, There is no line that is the most destructive to one's outlook on life.

"Because you only saw one of your daughters with a broken leg, but you didn't see the other daughter with a broken heart."

Okay, I admit, this drama I I didn’t read it, I’m not worthy, leave...

2. “You are heartless, you are cruel, you are unreasonable”

“Then you are not heartless? Not cruel? Not unreasonable?”

(In loop...

I won’t write the whole set, I really can’t bear it, so just post the pictures.

Original web article The tradition of rounding up the number of words is learned from here!

I think it would be better to put two repeaters here.

He Shuhuan: "I'm not the only one in the world. Why?" A man who is attracted by two women!"

You are indeed not, but you are probably the only one who is proud of what you do and say.

The number one scumbag in "Deep Love" Well deserved, I have never seen such a shameless person. 3. "Because I am full."

What the hell. Tiger and Wolf, what are you two doing here, riding a horse? Are city people so good at playing?

Erkang, Erkang, you are playing so wildly.

< p> Zhang Yida, does Li Sheng know if you read this line?

Oh, she’s in it, that’s okay. 3. Idol drama

1. "You took away my first kiss again"

This is the first time I heard that a first kiss can be played over and over again

Could it be that every day is a first kiss, and you rub it afterward. Mouth, the first kiss is still there

2. "Knocked out all the brain waves"

Don't worry, girl, even if you are smashed to pieces, there is such a thing as brain waves. You can’t get out either.

What may be knocked out is your IQ, no, it’s the screenwriter’s fault.

3. “Give up, you can’t beat me in terms of beauty. ”

The second line of the second grade from the second grade actor in the second grade drama is so embarrassing...

When this kind of drama was produced, the audience was simply not treated as normal People. 4. Others that are not there

1. Li Yuanfang: If it was suicide, then her motive must be that she did not want to live anymore

Yuanfang "went deep" and " He finally came to this conclusion through "meticulous" reasoning.

As expected, he has been following the famous detective Di Renjie for so many years, and his reasoning ability is extraordinary.

This is the most accurate motivation analysis I have ever heard, bar none! !

Sir, I am deeply pleased! !

2. "Poison soul water, colorless and odorless"

What a nice girl, why is there something wrong with her eyes...

Director: Screenwriter Well, what is written in this?

Screenwriter: I will not take the blame;

Scene props: emmm... Do you believe me when I say the crew has stopped running water?

3. "He has no hair at all"

Goo Jai, you are so naughty, does your aunt know?

Are you trying to choke Li Mochou to death with just one sentence? !

4. "I did it" "You did it" "It was me, it was me"

How did such lines pass the review back then? Wanwan’s reviewers all work with their eyes closed.

I laughed so hard

5. "How did you tell that I was a man disguised as a woman?"

Uncle, as long as you are not blind, yes Everyone can see it, okay

With your thick eyebrows, big eyes and resolute face full of folds, it’s hard to see whether you can see it or not! !

6. Passers-by A, B and C: But he looks ordinary~

At first glance, there is indeed nothing wrong with it, but when you look down...

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Brother, are you talking about Louis Koo? Or Louis Koo, who was at the peak of his appearance back then?

I would say that his beauty is a bit excessive, but the word "mediocre" should be kept to yourselves.

7. Hong Shixian: "Why do you wear Pinru's clothes?"

Ellie: "Since you want to pursue excitement, then follow through to the end"

Hong Shixian: "You are so naughty"

Oh my God! What kind of scale is this drama? How did this pass the trial?

I guess the audience will be confused when watching it. How can watching a TV series feel like watching a movie?

So exciting! !

8. "Lu Xiaokui, come on" "Lu Xiaokui, come on" "Come on" "Come on"~~~~

The whole episode is listening to all kinds of embarrassing deer Xiaokui was awkwardly cheering with others...

Really, the embarrassing acting skills coupled with the embarrassing lines gave me goosebumps~~

The embarrassment syndrome is already terminal. relative.

9. Queen: "It doesn't matter, a little bit of pockmark is like the stars in the sky, so poetic."

Emperor: "From now on, if the queen wants to see stars, she can look at my Face"

Hey guys, I still feel like vomiting after eating the last night...

It takes a screenwriter with multiple tastes to write a word like "car"...

In "Love Is Deep and Rainy", Shuhuan said with a heavy expression: "The eight-year war of resistance is about to begin..."

Those memories that make people feel like thunder at a glance Billions of lines from the TV series:

1. In "Huan Zhu Ge Ge", Xiang Fei wakes up and looks at Meng Dan's dialogue: "I really want to take an iron and iron your eyebrows flat" [face covering] < /p>

Not to mention whether there was an iron at that time, if she really ironed her face, was Xiang Fei definitely the true love of Meng Dan [face covering]

2. Bu Jingyun in "The Wind and Cloud" I was very fascinated by him at the time, but now I see this obscene line "Be good, come on, call me by my name, I want you to call me by my name every day"

This is really suave and chivalrous. Is he a tender hero? [Face covering]

3. Han Xue’s appearance is quite pure, why would she have such an aesthetic appreciation for a nose ring? . . . special!

"Come on, Brother Aniu, I'll put a nose ring on you." This is a damn confession.

4. Is there no limit to the queen’s ability to flatter the emperor? Which of your eyes sees this star?

"Okay, from now on the queen can watch the stars (pockmarked) with me" [face covering]

5. The unique poisonous "kiss of death" really scares the baby to death Wow, how did the old lady say such things so righteously?

6. Most people can't stand Ma Jingtao's roaring magic. "As long as you dare to hurt me a little, his whole heart will be full of passion." [face covering]

7. Xiao Girl, just watch if you want. Sometimes you blindfold your eyes, and sometimes you take them off again. Who are you pretending to watch? Are you tired?

"This picture is so beautiful", I was embarrassed.

8. "The last year of the eight-year war of resistance is left." Director, tell me where did you come from?

It is common for TV series to have confusing logic. Some of the lines can really be said to be like thunder rolling from the sky. Just watch them and enjoy them.

He was the best at that time, and I was the best me later. But the best thing is that there is a whole youth between us. No matter how hard I ran, I couldn't cross the youth, so I had to stretch out my hand to say goodbye.

I have been sitting at the same table with you for 3 years. Your shadow is intertwined with chalk gray, distinct in black and white, spinning in my memory. I think we were the best of us at that time.

Not all persistence will bear fruit, but there is always some persistence that can cultivate a hundred thousand blooming roses from an inch of frozen land. ——"The Best of Us"

Even if I am the enemy of the whole world, I will stand by your side. Because you are a part of my dream. If it is really fate that brought me misfortune to you, then I will follow you until I return all the happiness that fate has taken away from you to you.

There are still many years before we grow old. In many years, there will be many changes, a lot of happiness and a lot of sadness. As for the four words of growing old together, it will be completed one day.

As always, all the best. There is more every year, and every week comes again. ——"Hello, Old Times"

I am very happy now. I don’t have a particularly low self-esteem anymore. My life is relaxed and joyful. I work hard to make myself better every day. I go to various clubs and student unions. The elective courses are getting better and better little by little, and I am full of expectations for the future. I am the best version of myself now, if only you were by my side.

As long as I think about spending the rest of my life with you, I am full of expectations for the rest of my life.

How is the person you liked when you were a student doing now? Be my wife and fall asleep next to me! ——"I Only Like You"