A MAY: My ambition is to be an engineer. I do a lot of projects every day. After get off work, I went to the supermarket and bought a large bottle of Coke, a pack of marinated eggs and a pack of ham, because they were on sale.

XX: My ambition is to be a fire captain. Every day, I put out many fires. After get off work, I and

my team members, Xiao Ming, Xiao Cao and Sister Furong They had a set meal together, including shrimps and fish, and they could also choose a winter melon cup instead of the regular soup. However, it will cost an additional thirty yuan.

McDull: My dream is to be a principal. Every day, after collecting the students’ tuition fees, I go to eat hot pot. Today I have spicy hot pot, and tomorrow I have pickled fish hot pot. , eat pork bone hot pot the day after tomorrow, Teacher Chen

Compliment me, McDull, you finally found the true meaning of life.

McDull: Excuse me, thick noodles with fish balls

Principal: No thick noodles

McDull: Really? Let’s have a bowl of fish ball rice noodles

Principal: No fish balls

McDull: Really? That beef tripe thick noodles

Principal: No thick noodles

McDull: Then I want fish ball noodles

Principal: No fish balls

McDull: Why is there nothing? Then let’s have thick cuttlefish ball noodles

Principal: No thick noodles

McDull: Sold out again? Please bring me a bowl of fish ball rice noodles

Principal: No fish balls

Next to: McDull, their fish balls and thick noodles are sold out, that is, all the fish balls and thick noodles The matching items are all gone

McDull: Oh~~! There are no matching items... Please just ask for fish balls

Principal: No fish balls

McDull: What about thick noodles?

Principal: No rough noodles

…………There once was a kid who lied and one day he died

There was once a kid who studied very hard and grew up When you grow up, you will get rich

There once was a child who was very unfilial and one day he sprained his foot

There was once a child who went to bed early and got up late the next day, and he died

Doctor: Huh?

Mrs. Mai: I said, this kid shakes his feet all day long

Doctor: What does that have to do with me?

Mr. Mai: You are a doctor

Doctor: So what?

Mr. Mai: Then seek medical treatment. You are a general practitioner of internal medicine and external medicine

Doctor: Sorry, general medicine and internal medicine does not include foot shaking

Mt. Mai: Then What does internal medicine and general medicine include?

Doctor: Ordinary things

Mr. Mai: How about ordinary things?

Doctor: Common disease

Mr. Mai: How common?

Doctor: Just normal, dizzy and cold

Mai Tai: What else?

Doctor: There are also cold winds in children, external chills, unknown swelling and poison, trauma to joints, gastrointestinal discomfort, diarrhea and stomach upset, four seasons cold, back pain, poor urination, fat accumulation, and loss of sexual desire. , big neck, big eyes and belly

Mai Tai: Is there any more?

Doctor: There are also those who suffer from itchy skin, nervousness, forgetfulness and insomnia, acne and prickly heat on the scalp, intestinal gas, insufficient kidney water, dizziness and tinnitus, dry mouth, herpes zoster, hemorrhoids on the buttocks, and frequent urination. Corns, hyperacidity, high cholesterol, vomiting blood and milk, stuffy nose, etc....

Mai Tai: What else?

Doctor: There are also daze, chicken blindness, madness, weak legs, floaters, ear blast, pale mouth, pale face, worms, stains, beer belly, sneaky meat, bye-bye meat, Chicken pox, bloated abdomen, bald head, big head, dull eyes, mosquito bites, duck feet, shaking feet, housewife's hands, athlete's foot

Mrs. Mai: You said shaking feet !

Doctor: When did I say shake your feet?

Mr. Mai: I heard you say shaking your feet

Doctor: I don’t know that

Mr. Mai: You clearly said: in a daze, chicken blindness. Crazy, weak legs, floaters, ear plague, pale mouth, pale face, worms, stains, beer belly, sneaky meat, bye-bye meat, chickenpox, bulging abdomen, bald head, big head, big eyes, dull eyes , mosquito bites, Hong Kong foot, duck feet and shaking feet

Doctor: How could I say that?

Matthew: Then what are you talking about?

Doctor: Talk about common illnesses

Mr. Mai: How common are they?

Doctor: Just a common cold and cough

Mai Tai: What else?

Doctor: There are also vomiting of bile, nocturia, sneezing, runny nose, tonsillitis, itchy feet, osteoporosis, sagging stomach, and hiccups

Maita : There seems to be one more

Doctor: There is also this expressionless face, raised eyebrows and eyes, cheeks visible behind the ears, cold and cold at first, muscle aches, terrible irritation, rheumatism and bone pain, sore throat, Tilted head and neck, long waist and short legs, trance, weak hamstrings, diarrhea, itchy teeth, excessive sweating and hot flashes, hair loss and hair loss, inflammation of the prostate, big and dull eyes, daze, chicken blindness, floaters, hair loss Ear plague, spread legs, staring eyes, sneaky meat, worship meat, nervousness, long and short legs, duck feet, housewife hands, shaking feet, athlete's foot

Mr. Mai: Look! You say shaking your feet again, you say it again!

Doctor: I think you really have ear plague