1, layoffs:

Someone runs a restaurant, and business has been very bad recently.

At noon that day, a friend went to the restaurant to find him and saw that he was organizing employees to carry out a food contest.

After he organized the competition, he invited his friends to dinner. During the dinner, his friends asked him, "Business is sluggish. You don't think more about business, and you still have the heart to engage in entertainment activities?" ?

He said, "Dude, I'm just trying to save costs."

The friend said, "I have never seen you save costs like this." To tell you the truth, he said, I'm going to lay off staff recently. Today I'm just trying to find out who eats the most!

2, Taoist articles:

In late autumn, a student found a Taoist priest and said, "Taoist, there are often evil winds in my dormitory. I suspect it is haunted!" "

The Taoist asked, "How long has this been the case?"

The student replied, "Every day since July."

The Taoist priest was frightened: "Then why do you think of exorcism now?"

The student scratched his head: "Isn't there no air conditioning in our dormitory ..."

3, the airport:

When the plane landed at a newly-built airport, the pilot pulled all the brakes to the end and almost rushed out of the runway.

He looked out from the small window of the cockpit and was startled. God, there is such a short runway in the world.

The navigator also stuck his head out to see, "Well, it's not long, but it's wide."

4. Dress articles:

Once in a wedding photo studio, I accidentally heard a conversation between a couple and the staff. It seemed that a woman wanted to take a theme wedding photo, so she asked the staff how much it was. The man couldn't listen any longer and said, How expensive?

The staff said: the key is that the dress is good, so it is expensive. Oh, the man nodded, and then said to the staff, then give us an angel series. The staff was a little confused and asked: What is an angel series? The man said: just give her a piece of cloth, I won't wear it!

5. Oral English:

Someone from China knows a little English. One day, he accidentally stepped on a foreigner's foot on the bus, so he said sorry, "I'm sorry." The foreigner was also very polite and said, "I'm sorry, too."

China people: "I'm sorry three." Foreigners wonder: "What are you sorry for? "China people:" I'm sorry five! "