Grimm's Fairy Tales 1 A toad swam slowly around the river, only to hear a splash. The splash in the river frightened the toad. On closer inspection, it turned out to be a naughty little fish. Toad said angrily, "Little fish! You are so naughty that you scared me. "
The little fish is playing with water happily, and it doesn't matter what the toad says. Toad was even angrier when he saw that the little fish ignored him. It wants to jump wildly, but it can't jump high in the water.
It swelled with anger. The little fish clapped their hands and laughed when they saw it. Laughter attracted more small fish to watch the fun. In order to see toad's big belly, they all got into the water and made waves on the water, which made toad angry. He is lucky when he is angry, and his stomach is getting more and more bulging.
An old tortoise happened to pass by and saw toad's bulging belly. He hurriedly advised, "ouch! Little toad! Don't take chances. If you are lucky, your stomach will explode. "
Toad refused to listen. He only felt that the little fish were laughing at him, and even the old turtle looked down on him, so he was even more angry. He took a deep breath and soon his stomach was round and bulging like a balloon. Suddenly, with a bang, toad's stomach exploded and toad became a piece of skin.
Scared the little fish to flee everywhere, only the old turtle sighed and sewed the toad's stomach stitch by stitch. Toad just came back to life, and the toad who learned his lesson never dared to get angry again.
A long time ago, there was a woodcutter who married a wife, but she was lazy. She only likes to sleep late and doesn't like doing housework. The house was dirty and messy, so she ignored it. The woodcutter was angry, but he couldn't help leaving her because he loved her very much. The woodcutter thought it would be nice if he could change his wife and make her like her job.
He thought and thought, and while he was lost in thought, a piece of square cloth flew from nowhere, just blindfolded the woodcutter. The woodcutter took it away in a panic and put it in his hand. He was surprised to find that there was a lovely doll smiling at him on this white cloth, which was very cute.
The woodcutter couldn't help laughing. When his wife heard the woodcutter's laughter, she leaned over and asked, "Dear! What are you laughing at? "
The woodcutter raised the cloth in his hand and said, "Dear! Come and see, I found a magic rag? "
"What? Magic rag, what's the use? " The wife asked curiously.
"Of course useful. It can help you do housework! " The wife opened her eyes wide and said in surprise, "My God! Really? "
The woodcutter nodded. "Of course it's true. As long as you hold it in your hand, you can clean all the furniture and dishes at home. "
"Ha ... that's great." The wife grabbed the rag and ran into the house.
The woodcutter followed, but he saw his wife standing there quietly waiting for a while with a rag. Quickly ask: "Honey, what's wrong with you?"
My wife pursed her lips and said to the rag in her hand, "The doll on this rag is so cute that I can't bear to use it to wipe dirty things." I am afraid I will get it dirty. "
The husband reluctantly spread out his hand and said, "In that case, why don't you use another rag to clean the furniture ..."
"oh! Right! " The wife suddenly realized, went to get a rag, and then did housework diligently. When she is busy, she has never seen her husband secretly smiling.
When she is busy, she goes to see the doll on the rag. When she saw the innocent smile of the doll, she smiled with it.
But the next day, my wife forgot to clean the house and stayed in bed for a long time before getting up. The first thing she does after getting up is to look at the rag. I saw the doll's face get dirty and stared at her. She turned around and shouted, "Oh, my God!" " It turns out that the house is dirty again.
She blushed and went to clean the room, wiping and washing. Although she was very tired, when she opened the rag again, the doll became dry and smiled at her quietly. The smile shone into her heart like sunshine. Strangely, she felt not tired at once. She was full of this kind of energy.
She happily held a rag in a circle, but the rag suddenly disappeared into the sun. The wife was frightened and cried sadly. Just then, the woodcutter's laughter sounded behind him, and his wife turned back angrily. The woodcutter took the opportunity to hold him and said, "Don't worry, the doll hasn't left yet. He's in your belly." As long as you become diligent, he will run out. "
The wife forgot to cry and touched her stomach and asked, "Really? Did I work hard and he ran out of my stomach? "
The woodcutter nodded seriously and his wife smiled.
Guess what?
Hey hey! Later, my wife fell in love with housework because she wanted to give her baby a clean and beautiful home.
After Grimm's Fairy Tale 3 quit mahjong, Kendini liked to buy lottery tickets again, and the steps of the lottery shop were almost trampled by Teddy.
After buying lottery tickets, Kendini went to work every day, dreaming of becoming a millionaire.
After winning the lottery, Kendini has decided to buy a house of 140 square meters. The house where Kendini lives now is only 60 square meters, and you can't see where the road is if you put something on it.
Kendini calculated how much it would cost to buy a house and decorate it. Now the rate of rising house prices is almost the same as that of airplanes, and real estate developers should be rich. At present, a house of 140 square meters costs more than one million, and if it is well decorated, it will cost about1300,000. The bonus of 5 million yuan, excluding 20% tax, is 4.2 million yuan, and the money for buying a house and decorating is 2.9 million yuan. Yes, Teddy thinks he can buy a better car, and then that broken bike can be thrown into the garbage. As for the money left after buying a car, Teddy decided to use it to pick up girls. Anyway, Teddy's wife ran off with someone else.
Kendini smiled happily when thinking about it.
Kendini's image in the eyes of leaders is not good. In addition, these days, Kendini only daydreamed, and the leader was angry that the task assigned to him was not completed.
"You can go home! Fool, "the leader said loudly to Teddy who was still dreaming.
When Kendini came to his senses and didn't hear what the leader said clearly, Teddy asked, "What did you say?"
"I said fool, you can go home and cook." The leader repeated loudly.
"You say who is a fool? Be careful what you say. " Candini hates being called a fool. He thinks he is very clever. He rubbed his paws and angrily warned his leaders.
The leaders are afraid that Kendini's claws will not melt in an instant under a tough attitude. "The senior management of our company decided to resign ... resign ... dismiss you." When it comes to the last few words, the leader's voice is almost inaudible.
"What?" Teddy has good hearing. He heard clearly.
The leader trembled, and the strength of the bear's paw frightened him.
Kendini suddenly laughed and said to himself, "No, I didn't want to do it at first. This job is boring and boring. The day you are fired, the day you are liberated. I'm sure I can win tonight, which is a sign of winning the lottery! "
At 9: 30 in the evening, Kendini waited in front of the TV for the lottery.
"Bingo, bingo ..." Kendini looked at the lottery tickets and lottery numbers on TV and shouted excitedly.
Kendini was excited all night. The next morning, Kendini went downtown to receive the prize. It suddenly occurred to Kendini that if he went in like this, it would be bad to be targeted by gangsters. Kendini had a brainwave, found a sock to cover her head and sneaked into the award-winning office.
Candini's dress frightened the staff in the winning office, but fortunately, Candini kept explaining that there were lottery tickets as evidence that the staff did not call the police.
"Everyone has it in this era, don't be too surprised, don't be too surprised." After Kendini accepted the award and left, an elderly staff member said.
Kendini ran home carrying a bag of RMB, but passers-by were scared by the socks on Kendini's head.
"Hello, the public security bureau? I think I've seen robbers. Come here quickly. I am ... "A group of people called the police at a telephone booth and said.
Ten minutes passed, twenty minutes passed ... an hour passed, and the police haven't arrived yet.
"This policeman is really inefficient. If there is a murder case, isn't the victim wronged in vain? " A group of people sighed as they left.
A few days later, Kendini bought a house and a nice car, which cost a total of 2.2 million yuan, far exceeding Kendini's budget.
But there are still 2 million left, and some flowers! Kendini drove out to eat, drink and have fun every day, and spent almost all his money after a few months.
Kendini no longer plans how to spend the rest of the money. He thinks 5 million is enough for him to spend his life like this.
A few months later, Kendini returned to his 60-square-meter house and began to live a more difficult life than before.
Grimm's fairy tales 4. A businessman is doing well in the market. He sold all the goods and his money bag was full. He wanted to get home before dark, so he tied the cash box to his horse and rode off.
At noon, he went to a town to rest. When he wanted to continue on his way, stable boy took out his horse and said to him, "Sir, a nail needs to be added to the horseshoe of the horse's hind leg." "Let it be," replied the businessman. "This shoe can certainly wear six miles. I'm in a hurry! "
In the afternoon, he asked people to feed the horses. A stable boy came into the room and said to him, "Sir, a shoe on the horse's hind leg has fallen off. Shall I take it to the blacksmith? " "Let go!" The businessman replied, "This horse is sure to run the remaining miles. I am pressed for time! "
He continued riding the horse, but soon the horse began to limp, then it began to stumble, and finally it fell to the ground and broke its leg. The merchant had to leave his horse, take down his money box, carry it on his back and walk home. When I got home, it was midnight, only to hear him muttering, "That damn nail killed me."
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Grimm's Fairy Tales 5 Once upon a time, there was a little shepherd boy. Because no matter what others ask him, he can give clever answers, so he is famous far and near. When the king of that country heard about it, he didn't believe that he was so powerful, so he recruited the shepherd boy into the palace. The king said to him, "If you can answer my three questions, I will admit that you are my son and let you live in the palace with me." The shepherd boy asked, "What's the problem?" The king said, "The first one is: How many drops of water are there in the sea?" The little shepherd boy replied, "Your Majesty, please order all the rivers in the world to be blocked so as not to let a drop of water flow into the sea. I will tell you how many drops of water there are in the sea. " The king said, "The second question is: How many stars are there in the sky?" The shepherd boy replied, "Give me a big blank sheet of paper." So he poked many fine points on it with his pen, so thin that it was almost invisible, let alone counted. Anyone who stares will be dazzled. Then the shepherd boy said, "There are as many stars in the sky as there are dots on my paper. Please count it. " But no one can count it. The king had to ask again, "The third question is: How many seconds is eternity?" The shepherd boy replied, "there is a diamond mountain in Houpomerania, which is two miles high, two miles wide and two miles deep;" Every hundred years, a bird pecks at the mountain with its beak. When the whole mountain is pecked off, the first second of eternity is over. "
The king said, "You answered my three questions like a wise man. From now on, you can live in the palace, and I will treat you like my own son. "
In ancient times, when God personally visited the earth, the yield of land was much higher than it is now. At that time, the ears of wheat were not just fifty or sixty grains, but four or five hundred grains. The stalk is full of grains from head to toe, and the spike is as long as the stalk. However, human beings are so vulgar that when they live a rich life, they no longer cherish the gifts given by God, so that they become careless and extravagant. One day, a woman passed a wheat field, and her child was running beside her. She fell into a mud pit and stained her little clothes.
So mother tore off a beautiful ear of wheat and used it to wipe clothes.
God happened to pass by here and was very angry to see this situation. He said, "Since then, the wheat straw has stopped heading, and human beings are no longer worthy of God's gift." The people around us were frightened and knelt down to pray that God could leave some ears of wheat on the straw. Even if humans don't deserve this gift, please forgive those innocent poultry, or they will starve to death. God foresaw the suffering of mankind, took pity on them and agreed to this request. So the ears of wheat stayed, just as they are growing now.
Grimm's Fairy Tales 7 Lions love calligraphy. When they are excited, they pick up a pen and wave a few strokes, a dragon and phoenix dance.
Since the lion turned into a forest, people came to Mo Bao's door in an endless stream, and the lion was always ready to deal with anything. For a time, the forest kingdom was full of lion's ink: plaques inscribed by him were hung in front of restaurants and shops, banners written by him were hung in the lobby of teahouses and hotels, many animals in the family had his inscription in gold, and the "name" of public toilets in Lian Xinxiu was also written by the lion himself.
One day, the lion pretended to be modest and asked Dr. orangutan, "Sir, has my calligraphy improved a little?" Dr. orangutan said: "It's not just a little progress, it's a world of difference!" The lion said happily, "Please give me some advice. What progress can be made? " The orangutan said, "It turns out that your calligraphy is only ordinary people's;" Now, it is the calligraphy of the forest. "