1. If you don't do something shocking, you won't become an earth-shattering person. I'm sure you won't leave when you come. If you leave, I'll pretend you haven't been here.
You must chat with me, otherwise, I will write your name on the tablet.
3, the initial heart of life, naturally good, play with your heart, all fuck off. Young women who can't do laundry and cook can only be mistresses.
4. Every time you cram for Buddha's feet. The Buddha always kicks me.
Don't look at me innocently like a puppy, it will make me want to eat dog meat.
6. Waiting for you is not terrible. The terrible thing is that I'm not waiting for you.
8. My friend said I was crazy. I replied: I have never been normal.
9. There were Ximen Qing in ancient times and Edison Chen today; Xiaoxi sees Xiaoxi and shows his camera.
10, life is to smile at others and make them smile by the way.
M: I will love you for ten thousand years! Woman: You liar! Do you have that long life?
12, there is no need to maintain the style, it is not style maintenance.
13, the funniest sentence in the TV series: Stop it, you think it's filming.
14, how do you know the value of Friday without experiencing Monday's plunge?
15, how can a woman be beautiful if she is not a playboy? Judging from your appearance, you can act in a horror movie without makeup.
16, what is really terrible is not playing the piano to a cow, but a group of cows playing the piano to you.
17, Yue Laosan and Meng Po are lovers. Is it true that one is holding the string and the other is breaking the world of mortals?
May sings: Can I hug you? Xu Liang said, no, sir.
19, when you can't read any more, take out the mirror and meditate: You have grown up like this, but you still can't study hard.
20, the highest realm of being a woman is to be a demon! But I accidentally turned into a monster.
2 1. After this village, there is this store, because it is a branch. My favorite famous flower was taken away, and I like my horror.
22. We are not crazy catkins dancing with the wind, so why should we learn some peach blossoms with flowing water?
23, be a low-key person, high-profile reading, so my mother has been emphasizing.
I always like someone to follow me, so that others will be my guarantee.
25. A zoo worker died. The tombstone reads: The bear came out and didn't pay attention.
When I was a child, I imagined that there were ghosts everywhere after turning off the lights before going to bed. I have to go to bed in a hurry at the speed of 120 miles per hour.
27. The road is slippery when it is dark, and the society is too complicated. Nothing is more terrible than people.
28. I have never been late since I set my alarm clock to restless and rolled up every day.
29. After studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix in kindergarten.
30.you don't like me. This is a disease. This is a very serious disease. Must be cured.
3 1, my youth is dedicated to the person called compulsory education.
Charming women are not afraid of men's playboys, and powerful men are not afraid of women's reality.
If you pay taxes in the mirror, I'm afraid some women will go bankrupt.
34. I said to my deskmate: My deskmate is a pig! She shouted, your deskmate is a pig.
35. Stand on the shore of the years and imagine your past as Shui Piao.
36. What's wrong with having a girl? Even if you use some sanitary napkins, you can save a number of sanitary napkin factories!
37. Curse those who bully me and eat snot when eating noodles.
38. When I was scolded by the teacher, what I thought in my heart was whether I was a kindergarten teacher or a monitor. That is an excellent student.
39. If you dare to climb my window and sing uneasily, I will sing the onion song with you.
In Me Before You, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances.
4 1. The difference between an open book and a closed book is that one is copied from the top and the other is copied from the bottom.
42. If the sky is sentimental, the sky will be old and the woman will die young. The right way in the world is vicissitudes of life, don't live too arrogantly.
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1. If you don't do something shocking, you won't become an earth-shattering person. I'm sure you won't leave when you come. If you leave, I'll pretend you haven't been here.
You must chat with me, otherwise, I will write your name on the tablet.
3, the initial heart of life, naturally good, play with your heart, all fuck off. Young women who can't do laundry and cook can only be mistresses.
4. Every time you cram for Buddha's feet. The Buddha always kicks me.
Don't look at me innocently like a puppy, it will make me want to eat dog meat.
6. Waiting for you is not terrible. The terrible thing is that I'm not waiting for you.
7. My computer is old and pure. When it comes to colored topics, it can't stand black screens.
8. My friend said I was crazy. I replied: I have never been normal.
9. There were Ximen Qing in ancient times and Edison Chen today; Xiaoxi sees Xiaoxi and shows his camera.
10, life is to smile at others and make them smile by the way.
M: I will love you for ten thousand years! Woman: You liar! Do you have that long life?
12, there is no need to maintain the style, it is not style maintenance.
13, the funniest sentence in the TV series: Stop it, you think it's filming.
14, how do you know the value of Friday without experiencing Monday's plunge?
15, how can a woman be beautiful if she is not a playboy? Judging from your appearance, you can act in a horror movie without makeup.
16, what is really terrible is not playing the piano to a cow, but a group of cows playing the piano to you.
17, Yue Laosan and Meng Po are lovers. Is it true that one is holding the string and the other is breaking the world of mortals?
May sings: Can I hug you? Xu Liang said, no, sir.
19, when you can't read any more, take out the mirror and meditate: You have grown up like this, but you still can't study hard.
20, the highest realm of being a woman is to be a demon! But I accidentally turned into a monster.
2 1. After this village, there is this store, because it is a branch. My favorite famous flower was taken away, and I like my horror.
22. We are not crazy catkins dancing with the wind, so why should we learn some peach blossoms with flowing water?
23, be a low-key person, high-profile reading, so my mother has been emphasizing.
I always like someone to follow me, so that others will be my guarantee.
25. A zoo worker died. The tombstone reads: The bear came out and didn't pay attention.
When I was a child, I imagined that there were ghosts everywhere after turning off the lights before going to bed. I have to go to bed in a hurry at the speed of 120 miles per hour.
27. The road is slippery when it is dark, and the society is too complicated. Nothing is more terrible than people.
28. I have never been late since I set my alarm clock to restless and rolled up every day.
29. After studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix in kindergarten.
30.you don't like me. This is a disease. This is a very serious disease. Must be cured.
3 1, my youth is dedicated to the person called compulsory education.
Charming women are not afraid of men's playboys, and powerful men are not afraid of women's reality.
If you pay taxes in the mirror, I'm afraid some women will go bankrupt.
34. I said to my deskmate: My deskmate is a pig! She shouted, your deskmate is a pig.
35. Stand on the shore of the years and imagine your past as Shui Piao.
36. What's wrong with having a girl? Even if you use some sanitary napkins, you can save a number of sanitary napkin factories!
37. Curse those who bully me and eat snot when eating noodles.
38. When I was scolded by the teacher, what I thought in my heart was whether I was a kindergarten teacher or a monitor. That is an excellent student.
39. If you dare to climb my window and sing uneasily, I will sing the onion song with you.
In Me Before You, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances.
4 1. The difference between an open book and a closed book is that one is copied from the top and the other is copied from the bottom.
42. If the sky is sentimental, the sky will be old and the woman will die young. The right way in the world is vicissitudes of life, don't live too arrogantly.
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1, don't scare my parents with my grades, I'm too awesome to let my family know.
God, I will never call you grandpa again. You don't love my granddaughter at all.
As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Altman!
Yesterday, I dreamed that Obama's daughter proposed to me. I think she is ugly. I disagree. I'm so nervous. I wonder if it will affect Sino-US relations.
You can hit my deskmate, but I warn you, don't hurt me by mistake.
6. If one day I fall down. Remember, I will come to save you.
The fool stole the beggar's wallet and was seen by the blind. The dumb shouted, which startled the deaf. The camel stepped forward and the lame man flew. The wanted man wants to drag him to the public security expert bureau. Asako said, look at my face.
8. Q: Is the daughter-in-law important or the game important? A: Of course, it's very important to be a daughter-in-law, so I only dare to play games and dare not hit my daughter-in-law.
9. Why should we quarrel? Can't we just sit down and calmly cut each other a few times?
10, there is no such thing as the first kiss. With the constant renewal of epithelial cells, every day is the first kiss.
1 1. Recently, I have been poor and crazy, and I have no money to buy cakes, so I can only eat steamed bread. If you want to eat pie, pat the steamed bread flat. If you want noodles, comb the steamed bread a few times with a comb.
12, school! Although you have my people, you can't get my heart.
13, I heard that people who have been typing wrong have higher IQ. Because the IQ is too high, the hand can't keep up with the rhythm of the brain.
14, except that the cold front is a warm front, I hope our relationship can become a quasi-static front.
15, the heart became a desert island, and no one bought it, so it was no longer sold.
16, I want to be your heart in my next life. At least if I don't jump, you will die.
17. Hold your hand and drag it away. If the child doesn't leave, he will continue to be dragged away if he is dizzy.
18, don't always belong to single dog and single dog. You should be a single turtle by age, a single pig by size and a single fool by IQ.
19, I dare not look in the mirror for too long, because I am afraid I will fall in love with myself.
20, miss you, miss you so much, find a painter to draw you, stick you in a cup, drink water every day and kiss you.
2 1. Someone asked how big your school is. I replied that the reason why my aunt who sells mala Tang in the west gate of our school refused the uncle who sells rice noodles in the east gate was that she didn't like long-distance relationships.
22. If you just wait, what happens will only make you old.
23, it's cold, I want to send you a coat: the one in your pocket is warm; The collar is called care; Sleeves are considerate; Buttons are called missing; Let this coat spend every minute with you, be sure to be happy.
24, between a cloud and a cloud, is a blue friendship. There is pink love between a bunch of stamens and a flower. But I and your world, may you be closest to me.
25. I don't like sleeping with only one woman many times, but I like sleeping with many women only once.
26. I saw you hiding with a leaf, but I brushed the dirt off you with a smile.
I told you not to be infatuated with my brother, because my brother has wasted his time and can't do that kind of hard work. He also wants to drink often, scold the street when he is drunk, and smoke on credit when he has no money. You said he was angry with his father.
28. Happiness is beautiful. Don't sun it, because if you sun it too much, it will be dried sooner or later.
I miss you like a pumpkin, love you like a cucumber, smell your golden melon and kiss your melon. Hate you as a cucumber, eat you as a watermelon, call you a melon, and call you a fool.
30. I am me, a fireworks with different colors, he is him, a bunch of flowers with two dollars, you are you, and a box of firecrackers with 70 cents.
3 1. All my goldfish have died since I was with you. It says you smell like a cat.
You see, the rainbow on the other side looked down on me that day because I was brighter than it.
33. I, a simple person, can't do such calculation problems as mathematics.
I thought I wanted a job, but it turns out that I just wanted a salary.
35. If God can't make me thin, then make my friend fat.
36. Don't wait until everyone says you are ugly to find out that you are really ugly.
37. If you wear flats because you are waiting for me to take you away one day, now is the time.
38. When you were a child, your mother hung a bone for you, and at least one dog played with you!
39. Marriage is the grave of love. Without it, you will have no good end.
40. On New Year's Eve, I made an appointment with my classmates to watch the Spring Festival Gala and burn winter vacation homework to keep warm.
4 1, the so-called beauty is three points and seven points; The so-called temperament three points, talent seven points; The so-called gentleness is three points forbearance and seven points repression.
42. I have always envied my deskmate and envied her having such a good deskmate.
43. Don't complain behind my back. If you are not happy, come out and kill me.
Come on, don't spoil the word youth, you are already in beginning of autumn!
45. I planted a girlfriend in spring and harvested a bunch of green hats in autumn.
46. Pay all wages, including unplanned wages; All leftovers are contracted, including spoilage; Do all the housework, including mother-in-law's; Ideas are reported every day, including those that pass by.
In fact, I am trying so hard to gain weight just to occupy more space in your heart.
48. Wear the most beautiful wedding dress at the right age and marry the safest person.
49. There is a bad review of a dress on Taobao 10, and it is favorable 1. The praise is: I bought it for my classmates. I'm satisfied that she is badly dressed.
50. Online and stealth are the same these days, and nobody cares about you.
5 1, the only thing that keeps growing up is to charge your mobile phone every day.
52. In the past, beautiful women played non-mainstream, but now fat pigs are rampant. What's wrong with that?
53. I wish I could kiss you before going to bed, hold you while sleeping and see you when I wake up! I always hope so.
54. Half of my life is unfortunate, and the other half is dealing with unfortunate things.
55. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death. It's that I stand in front of my future mother-in-law, but I can only call her aunt!
Yesterday, my friend and I watched a ghost film, and he really cried. Ha ha ha ha, so timid! If I hadn't fainted, I would have laughed at him severely!
57. I would like to make a fish, braise it in water and steam it, and then lie in your gentle stomach.
58. What is love? It turns out that no matter whether you are good or bad, you just want to treat it gently, even if you are deeply hurt, you can't bear to hate it.
59. Be a moody troll, a well-defined pervert and a knowledgeable illiterate!
60. I wake up every morning with a handsome hairstyle, either Saiyan or Altman.
6 1, don't think that a girl can seduce me by being beautiful, at least she is stupid enough!
Don't always say that I am an animal. Get to know me better and you will know that I am worse than animals.
Do you know why you are always sleepy at school? Because school is the place where dreams begin!
64. When love is not perfect, I would rather choose no regrets; No matter how wonderful the afterlife is, I don't want to lose my memory of you in this life. I don't want eternal beauty, I just want to have you in the cycle of life and death!
Woman, don't take your enchanting appearance as a symbol of cheapness. Man, don't take your unruly personality as narcissistic capital.
66. It's not a joke to poke a sore spot, but to play dumb on purpose.
67. I want to pin my thoughts on you on the scattered stars; May the starlight shine into your window and sleep with you.
68. In this life, this time, it's good to have you, sister. Always by your side. I love you, my sister.
69. My world is very simple, only what I care about and what I don't care about, and I love you.
70. A faint glance is your earnest commitment, and a quiet moment is my life. I don't want to leave you.
7 1, stop complaining that you can't find a right person among1300 million people, and you can't find a right person in four multiple-choice questions.
72. The mobile phone has been silent for several years. It depends on fate whether you answer the phone or not.
73. I was bitten by a dog. I was bitten because of you; Because you are someone else's mistress.
74. Breaking my word is my style. Betraying relatives is my present situation, and longevity is my result.
75. Mosquito, when will you evolve to suck fat instead of blood?
76. Who said that women chase men's interlayer yarn? Separate your sister! Clearly across the Atlantic!
77. You don't look like a girl except when you have your period!
78. I'm going to cry. I'm going to make trouble. I stayed up all night and hanged myself with a bottle of sleeping pills and a small rope. No matter how ugly you are, you should fall in love. Speaking of a world full of love.
79. I really want to tell those lottery winners who won the first prize of the two-color ball that there are two dollars in your million-dollar prize. Without me, there would be no you today.
80. I finally understand why I have no inspiration, because there is a saying that love can inspire people.
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1, as the saying goes, Rome wasn't built in a day!
Every time I face delicious food, I tell myself that eating too much will kill me. But it turns out that I'm really not afraid of death.
Everyone is a king, and he is the king in his own world. You don't listen to me, but you won't let me listen to you either.
4. Were you thrown three times when you were born and only caught twice?
I don't know what the teacher said there, but it seems very powerful.
6. I feel uncomfortable when I don't do my homework, and I feel uncomfortable when I do my homework.
7. You got a tan in the bright sunshine in the south, and I froze in the cold night in the north.
8. Earning money is an ability, and spending money is a level. My ability is limited and my level is really high.
9. People with big faces are generally super good-tempered, because it is really difficult to turn their faces.
10, if pigs can fly, who will buy a plane? Ride a pig to heaven.
1 1, I won't change even after the new year, I will still love you as I do now!
12, when you see this question, you think of someone in your heart, so congratulations, you already like her.
13, when you came to see me, I was so excited that I could finish the whole set of broadcast gymnastics.
14, time is a butcher knife, for beautiful people. For those ugly people, time can't do anything about them.
15, thank you for your indifference and know my self-love.
16, I found a mouse pad yesterday and want to buy a computer. What did you say was missing?
17, your future depends on your dreams now, so go to sleep for a while!
18, the happiest thing in this world is that the person you love just loves you.
19, wearing thin clothes and taking off meat are called animals, and you did it.
20. The wind is fine. It messed up my hair and blew off your wig.
2 1, don't think that a girl can seduce me by being beautiful, at least she is stupid enough!
22. I'm really nervous, so nervous. What should I do? I have to meet my parents! Is Aunt Wen gentle? Is Uncle Wen fierce? I was scared. After all, I hit his child first.
23. Prices are in line with Europe, house prices are in line with the moon, and wages are in line with those in Africa.
24, fatty, you have the ability to bully your stomach, how can you not flush your chest?
25. I forgot to bring money for dinner just now. Tell the boss to make it up next time, and the boss won't! As soon as I got angry, I called 10 more buddies and finally got all the money for the meal!
26. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the bed in winter.
27. Don't look back on the past maliciously, and don't look forward to the future nervously, but live the present seriously.
28. The little girl selling flowers took my hand and said, Big Brother, buy flowers. I can tell at a glance that you are a playboy.
29. If Google and Baidu merge, will it be renamed Goodbye?
30. There was a match. I didn't wash my hair for a few days, and my scalp was itchy. I grabbed it and burned to death.
3 1, when I have long hair to my waist, I will cover my body fat. Even if a tiger is like a bear's back, you should be cold and arrogant.
32. I hope that your name and mine will be written together forever, whether on the wedding invitation or on the tombstone of the funeral.
33. God didn't take special care of me or abandon me, but just played with me.
34. Before every exam, copying is extremely busy. There are many cheat sheets, but I'm afraid there aren't enough. After the exam, books were thrown everywhere. Girls go shopping and boys pick up girls.
35. When someone asks me what happiness is, I tell them that happiness means that the person I love smiles at me.
36. I have spread my homework on the balcony. Do it yourself in case of a typhoon.
37, men, the upper body is self-cultivation, the lower body is the essence; Women, the upper body is the bait, and the lower body is the trap.
38, the highest level of ugliness, there is no first night, and even the first kiss.
I won't know you unless I do something good in my life. Even throwing it into the sun is not environmentally friendly enough.
40. Why should we quarrel? Can't we just sit down and calmly cut each other a few times?
4 1, I can't promise you anything, but I will do it: if one day you feel hungry, then you will see that I have starved to death in your arms with a smile.
42. There are some things that don't need to be wrangled, and the surface obeys and secretly resists.
43. If cutting my hair means cutting my memory, will I lose my memory if I cut my hair?
44, throw you a tiger cage, the tiger doesn't dare to eat, you are too jealous of your teeth.
45. I heard that there was radiation next to the pillow of the mobile phone where I slept, which scared me to get up and throw away the pillow.
46. It is not your fault that you are ugly. It's just that God took a nap. You should have the courage to face everything.
47. I know you don't treat me like a number. Actually, I didn't take you seriously.
48. My world is very simple, only what I care about and what I don't care about, and I love you.
49. Women are made of water, men are made of mud, and Li Junji and Chris Lee are both made of cement.
50. People in love are more powerful than the devil or angel and can get everything.
5 1, in the days when there are no women, I enjoy flirting with men!
When you ask the male toad what is the most beautiful, his answer must be the female toad. There is no doubt about his appreciation level, but his environment is different.
53. Hang a mosquito net and sleep naked in it. Doby Mosquito makes it anxious.
54. In devil training, girls look at boys and boys look at animals.
I swear to cancel all previous vows from now on! I swear I will never swear again!
56. There are many flaws, and even a missing corner is perfect.
57. I am a bit vulgar and strange, a bit boring and cute! A little lazy, a little bad, a little smart, a little rogue! Say hooligans are hooligans, oily love! You want to love me, then love me.
58. I miss you very much. I don't know what this means now, but I know I will never lose my love. But I will sincerely bless you, my former baby.
59. Men like to touch their hands when they are drunk, while drunken women make people move around.
60. If you calculate the increase in wages and then pork, you will find that you are not even as good as a pig!
6 1. Thank you to all those who have accompanied me to the present, especially those who intend to go with me.
I don't want to talk to you when you talk to me, but as soon as you appear, I wag my tail like a puppy.
63. At night, under the gentle eyes of the stars, it will become beautiful.
As a matter of fact, we are all three good students. Our three good things are: having a good time, eating well and sleeping well.
65. If you are the one, the female guest will turn off another boy's light, and the aunt downstairs in the boy's dormitory can turn off the whole floor.
66. At first glance, you are not so good. If you take a closer look, you might as well have a quick look.
67. It is not terrible to meet a group of hooligans on the Internet. The terrible thing is to encounter a bunch of rogue software.
68. I have tasted the ups and downs myself, and I am not qualified to say that I am not.
69. Suddenly, I felt dispensable for a moment.
70. Zhuge Liang didn't lead a soldier before he came out of the mountain! Why do I need work experience?
7 1, taking a shower, please don't disturb, please buy a ticket for voyeurism, 40 for individuals and 20% for groups!
I love you is the oldest love story, but it can make people feel warm.
73. The highest level of eating buffet is: help the wall to go in and then help the wall to come out.
74. I am sorry for you in life, because I have never been kind to you.
75. Just after quarreling, I feel that I didn't play well and want to quarrel.
76. Remember to be hard on yourself when you are good, and let yourself go when you are difficult.