What is a wife?

A wife is that "stingy woman" who ignores you and makes a fuss during the day, but pulls and kicks the corner of your bed for you in the middle of the night.

My wife, you are that "cute woman" who you are lazy and coquettish with, asking her to wash your feet with water, but you are happy to be fooled even though you know you are falling for it.

My wife is the "unlucky woman" who accompanies you to see a doctor and take medicine when you have a cold and fever, takes care of you with meals and injections, and then gets infected with a cold.

A wife is the "everything woman" who accompanies you to dinner, accompanies you to go home, and holds your hand tightly while crossing the street.

My wife is the woman who you, who have always been stingy, are willing to spend money on without feeling heartache.

My wife is the woman who gives up sleeping in for you on Saturday morning and is willing to get up and make breakfast for you and your family.

My wife is the woman who feels disgusted when she sees other people's dirty clothes, but she washes your stinky black socks that you haven't worn for two days until they turn white without any complaints.

My wife is the woman who ignores all resistance, endures all humiliation for you, and is willing to stay with you for the rest of her life no matter how poor or miserable she is.

My wife is the woman who makes you want to accompany her every spare time, and count the days when you will return after a business trip.

My wife is the woman who sheds tears because of your heartache when you catch a cold, and is happy when she sees you eating an extra bowl of rice.

Men after reading this, please love your wives!

My wife is a child, she can act coquettishly, she can cheat, and she can also drop golden beans (don’t pick them up, they have the same properties as ginseng fruit, they will melt into your skin), you can’t throw her aside when she is angry. , need to be coaxed - remember this child is very easy to coax, just a few sweet words will make him laugh!

--My wife is a gourmet. If you don’t know how to cook, you have to take her to taste the food in the streets. When you go there, you ask: "Honey, what do you want to eat?" My wife smiles and replies: "Whatever!" So the result is: you can't find the dish "whatever" in restaurants big and small!

--My wife is a student and will ask you ten thousand whys at any time. Your "Blue Cat's Three Hundred Questions" cannot deal with her at all. The question your wife asks you most is: "Do you love me?" You dismissed it at first, but then you noticed her aggrieved look and remembered that the magazine said that women like to ask this question. You simply answer: "Love!" Then your wife then asks: "How much love do you have?" You answer smoothly: "The more you love, the more love you have!" When you see your wife is still not satisfied, you have to continue: "I love you so much." Love is as abundant as the water in the Pacific Ocean." Then my wife smiled like a flower. But my wife is tired of hearing such questions when she keeps answering them like this. You can change it to: "My love is as much as the water in our washbasin!" I guarantee that your wife will pull your ears intimately!

——My wife is a king who never makes mistakes. Whether she put the water cup on the floor with the acceleration of gravity, or opened the faucet to let the water flow slowly, you can't blame her. She is always right. You have to examine yourself: "Honey, it's all my fault. I didn't do anything for you." "You get the water," "Wife, it's all my fault for not taking a shower for you!"

-My wife is your leader. Nothing you do can be hidden from her. As long as you tell a little lie, she will become sullen. You have to take the initiative to admit your mistake, strive for "lenity for confession", and actively strive to do housework for a year. Not to mention you doing whatever you want outside behind her back. Your wife will often nag you in your ears about the benefits of extramarital affairs, and she will also educate you about extramarital affairs - pulling you to watch "A Sigh" to make you glad that you are not the protagonist!

A wife is an umbrella that protects the family from wind and rain. The function of umbrellas has been extended to marriage and family. Umbrellas can block the wind and rain of life and eliminate the haze in the heart. It has the advantage of being cherished by women. If you don’t know how to protect this umbrella, the umbrella may collapse or be damaged. It is suspected of being a tool. It is treasured when needed on rainy days and thrown away in a corner on sunny days.

My wife is a tree. Although it is not a towering tree, as long as its roots are deep and its leaves are luxuriant, it can also provide shelter from wind and rain and provide shade for children who are like grass. It is well known that parents are regarded as big trees that protect their children, and few people regard their wives as someone to rely on. However, trees must be carefully watered, dewormed, and pruned. Do not treat rain, dew, and sunlight as luxuries, otherwise even big trees may dry up.

My wife is a book. It is a book about marriage, family, and love. It is a harmonious book of sour, sweet, bitter, and spicy ingredients. It is like a pot of fragrant soup, with peppers, Sichuan peppercorns, and spices all pouring in. The nutrients you absorb are from Inexhaustible. But there are also typos, which occasionally make people confused. At critical moments, you need to carefully consider every word and sentence, understand them with reason, and move them with emotion. This wordless book of emotions should be chewed slowly and carefully considered. The stumbling blocks in life need to be cleared up by yourself.

What is a wife? She is a life partner, a ship in the family ocean, a beacon of light, an oasis in the emotional desert, and the morning star in the distant starry sky.

Be kind to your wife, care for your family, always be grateful, get rid of distracting thoughts, eliminate misunderstandings, suspicions, jealousies, and quarrels, treat your wife with a tolerant attitude, and cherish the hard-won family harmony by putting yourself in her shoes. Commendable.

What is a husband?

A husband is that "bad man" who is afraid that you will not bring enough lunch for work, so he secretly adds food to your lunch box.

Husband, you are that "silly man" who dumps the leftover rice into his bowl like a garbage dump, but he still eats it happily like a piggy.

Husband is that "stingy man" who ignores you and makes a fuss during the day, but pulls and kicks the corner of your bed for you in the middle of the night.

Husband, you are that "stupid man" who only has 300 oceans left in his wallet, but he tries his best to persuade you to buy a piece of clothing you like for 700 oceans, and helps you swipe your credit card without even bothering to buy a tie himself.

Husband, you are that "cute man" who you are lazy and coquettish with, asking him to pour water for you to wash your feet, but you are happy to be fooled even though you know that you have fallen into the trap.

Husband, he is the man who is afraid of your cold feet in winter and hugs your unwashed feet tightly in his arms. He is not afraid of the smell. He is called "stinky man" for short.

Husband, I’m the one who ate the dish you put too much salt and pepper in. While blowing your nose and drinking tea, you still shook your head with tears and said: The dish my wife cooked is so delicious. "Poor man" ".

Husband, you are that "hateful man" who suddenly jumps out from the corner of the door and hugs you when you go to the bathroom bleary-eyed on a Saturday morning, shocking you.

Husband, that "old friend" of yours will silently make brown sugar water for you when he comes. When he helps you buy sanitary napkins, he is afraid of being seen by acquaintances, so he grabs the wrong thing in a hurry and jumps back to get scolded. The "unlucky man".

Husband is the "accompanying man" who eats with you, goes shopping with you, goes home with you, and holds your little hand tightly when crossing the street.

Husband, he is the "big man" who takes off his coat when it rains and uses his arms to protect you from the wind and rain so that he doesn't get wet.

Women, remember: your husband is the man who will not let you suffer.

Husband is the man who made you have him without even bothering to look at other men.

Husband, you are the man who you, who have always been stingy, are willing to spend money on without feeling heartache.

Husband, the man who makes you give up sleeping in on Saturday mornings and be willing to get up and make breakfast for him and his family.

Husband, you are the man who made you, who used to be proud and arrogant, into a good wife and loving mother at work and at home.

My husband is the man who feels disgusted when he sees other people's dirty clothes, but washes his stinky socks that have not been changed for a week until they are white without any complaints.

Husband, you are the man with whom you are willing to stay with him for the rest of your life despite all resistance and humiliation, no matter how poor or miserable you are.

Husband is the man who makes you want to be with him every spare time, and who makes you count the days until your return after a business trip.

Husband is the man who makes you cry because he has a cold and makes you happy when you see him eat an extra bowl of rice.

Husband, he is the man who lets you see it raining outside when you are cooking at home, so you drop everything and pick up an umbrella to give him an umbrella.