1. Love is the longing that is entangled in the bottom of my heart; love is waiting for your news every day; love is the soul no longer lonely; love is cherishing you all my life; giving all kinds of tenderness and reaping happiness and sweetness , you must cherish your love!

2. The harbor of love is full of affection; the spring of love is tenderness; love is the most romantic song floating in the night sky, and love is the sweetest song in the journey of life. , I am willing to persevere all my life for you.

3. The feeling of being in love is so profound, pure and lovely like a white dove in the square, without any worldly entanglements, and the sweet enjoyment is spent lightly. Who would I like to count the sorrows and sorrows of this life with? hapiness? As long as you want it, it’s up to you!

4. I love you, so I want to be with you every second; I love you, so you often receive sweet text messages; I love you, so I send you warmth in this cold early winter. Greetings, even if you have my love, you should also pay attention to add clothes to keep out the cold.

5. Loving you is my patent. Anyone who dares to take it away from you is doing illegal things. So, just stay by my side honestly. Don’t worry, what you want is as long as I have it. I will definitely give it to you, so you won’t go wrong if you stay by my side honestly!

6. Love is like a piece of sugar, which will melt away in your mouth, but the sweetness remains. It is like a cup of coffee, which is bitter but intriguing. It is also a poem, which cannot be read but feels beautiful. My dear, I will love you forever!

7. Love is like a summer flower, there will always be her in my life; love is like a piano string, the strings play a thousand years of love; love is like the morning light, it is the most beautiful memory in life ; Love is like my wife, wife, you are the happiest mark in my heart.

8. After I fell in love with you, I realized how difficult it is to love someone. Because of you, I often suffer from insomnia, and I don’t think about food or tea. All I can think about is you. Just because I love you, I am powerless. Tell me, how difficult this life is! But I feel happy, happy because of love!

9. White clouds and blue sky are inseparable forever in life; stars and bright moon are companions bit by bit; this is like me and you, the encounter arranged by God. My dear, you are the eternal love of my life!

10. In the evening, when the sky blue is thickened, the new moon hangs delicately in the sky. I breathed on the glass and drew your eyes with my fingertips, but I couldn't draw the look of missing you.

11. I have been holding back for a long time and couldn’t bear to say it; I have been looking for the right opportunity; to this day, I just can’t help but tell you: Find a lover quickly, stay away from worries and enjoy sweetness! If you want, just find me!

12. Successful men all believe that "the colorful flags are fluttering outside, but the red flags at home will not fall down." The mistress should pay attention. You are like a bird in the sky. Why should you compete with the bird in the cage for favor? You have a brighter future!

13. Being jealous is because I like you, being angry is because I care about you, being in a daze is because I miss you, being sad is just because I am afraid of losing you, being happy together is called "like", being unhappy is because "love" You”, a text message indicates that I miss you very much at this moment.

14. In early winter, it is cold, but I am not afraid of the cold. I am afraid that you will ignore me. No matter how cold the weather is, it cannot be compared to your ignorance, and no matter how hot the stove is, it cannot be compared to yours. Embrace. Come, dear, give me a hug and give me warmth and strength!

15. Winter is approaching, your hair is blown by the cold wind, whose thoughts are heard in your ears? The magic of love brings me closer to you. In this early winter time, I want to explore the true meaning of love with you!

16. My love for you has already flown across thousands of rivers and mountains to reach your eyes. Please open your eyes, look carefully and listen carefully. My eyes are bright for you, and my voice is singing for you. Come, let us dance the song of love together!

17. I’ll make a bet with you, I am the person who loves you most in the world. Do you believe it? Anyway, I believe it! If you don’t believe it, you can ask around and see who loves you more than me. I love you both on the outside and on the inside, everything about you, including your flaws. And I will love it forever!

18. What a coincidence, I just called your name affectionately in front of others, and you immediately called me from a distant city; What a coincidence, you said we can't go back to the past, do we have it? Sometimes I miss every bit of the past with a sense of loss.

19. A long time ago, I didn’t know you, and you didn’t belong to me; a long time later, I got to know you, and you belong to me. We are happily together, interpreting what love is. I will always love you!

20. I loved you a long time ago, I love you now, and I will love you forever in the future. I will love you in this life, and I will still love you in the next life and the next. I will always love you so much until you are used to me loving you so much! You said how much I love you! Ha ha!

21. The wind knows the sound of falling flowers, and the heart knows the sound of longing. The weather is getting colder, but my heart for you is still hot; the leaves have fallen, and my concern for you is getting closer. As early winter approaches, may your heart be filled with sunshine and be happy forever.

22. Based on the classic judgment that "human beings are born with a base nature", it is never time that nourishes love. Time only cultivates feelings. What nourishes love is feeling. What nourishes feeling is not obtained. thing!

23. I will be with you in this life, I will be with you in the next life, and I will never be separated from you in eternity.

People who make you cry are not worthy of your love, and people who are worthy of your love will not make you cry. Why don't you pity me in front of you!

24. My only wish in this life is to be married to you and fly together; I am not afraid of life and death, I just wish to turn into a butterfly and be with you day and night; if there is an afterlife, I will also make a wish and fall in love with you crazily. Forever lingering. Wife, you are the only beauty in my heart!

25. On the banks of the Linghe River and the Sansheng Stone, I don’t look at the red flowers and green willows, I just wait for your appearance. You are like a floating boat, and you will eventually get tired one day. Come to the shore, this is your most beautiful scenery. Missing you is both bitter and sweet!

26. There is no face that will not grow old, no time that will not pass away, no river that will not dry up, and no mountain that cannot be climbed. Only my love for you will be eternal, from this life to eternity. Happiness is eternal!

27. There is no perfect love, just as there is no perfect person. But in my eyes, you are perfect, because I fell in love with you, and I also firmly believe that our love will be perfect, let's cherish it together!

28. Everyone has everyone’s story, everyone has everyone’s joys and sorrows. This is a tolerant city. All sorrows will eventually disappear. When you meet love, please don’t hide it and experience it with your heart. Its joy is real!

29. Tea should be drunk until the fragrance is lingering; the road should be difficult until all hardships are over; people should have deep feelings until they can love again in the next life; pig's trotters should be fresh Yes, Huh? This one is great for holding a mouse!

30. He eats quite fat, pretends to be very handsome, wears a pen, doesn’t know how to settle accounts, and can only urinate on the bed at night!

31. Once upon a time there were four monkeys. The first one covered his eyes and could not see, the second one covered his mouth and could not speak, the third one blocked his ears and could not listen, and the fourth one held The phone laughed!

32. I haven’t received a text message from you for a long time. I wonder how you are now? I passed by your place a few days ago and went in to take a look. I saw you were asleep and couldn’t bear to wake you up. Hey, out of a litter of piglets, you are the only one who is good!

33. When Carrot met the customer, he respectfully handed over his business card. The customer looked at the business card and asked: What do you call Korean ginseng? Carrot's waist straightened up, "I'm so confused!"

34. Urgent reminder: There may be thunder and lightning in the near future. When you go out, please put your mobile phone on your head and plug in the charger. Behind your back, it is used for lightning protection, remember

35. Let’s see which bank abbreviation is the best: China Construction cbc (deposit or not), Bank of China bc (deposit), Agricultural Bank of China abc (ah, no deposit) , Industrial and Commercial Bank of China icbc (whether to deposit or not), Minsheng Bank cm *** (deposit or not**).

36. In front of the ramen shop counter, a beautiful girl is waiting in line. When she arrived, the ramen chef asked: Do you want thick or thin? The girl replied: I will eat whatever you pull.

37. Every time the wind and rain are miserable, I am the one who cares for you. When there is famine, I will bring you food. Your honest and honest expression makes me excited. In fact, raising a pig is quite a sense of accomplishment!

38. *** Don’t cry when you are unemployed, just head to the nightclub. I know how to serve rich women, not relying on the government but relying on society. There is food, drink and tips. Who says men have no status?

39. That day I called you a pig, and you said, "I am a pig." From then on, I called you a pig. Finally, you couldn't bear it anymore and shouted at me in front of many people. "It's strange that I'm not a pig"!

40. My boyfriend is much older than me. One day, I had a sudden idea and asked him if he would have chosen me if he had met me a few years earlier. He immediately answered: No. I was very unhappy and asked: Why? He rubbed his sleepy eyes and said: A few years ago, how old were you? It was against the law to be with minors.

41. My boyfriend is a foodie and often says to me: "I will take you to eat whatever you like." One day when I passed by a seafood restaurant, my boyfriend said: "Hey, you don't like it." "Eat seafood" I was still thinking, do you want to say, otherwise I will take you to eat often, but people said: "Otherwise my wallet will be killed."

42. You know from the first sight. I was deeply fascinated by you when I saw you. This is the happiness given to me by God. I don’t want to leave and I always want to say this: Your zipper is open.

43. You know that our friendship is full of rich meanings to me. I cry when you cry, and I laugh when you laugh. When you jump out of a tall building, I will not hesitate. He stuck his head out hesitantly: "Wow! It would be strange if you don't die!"

44. Bans on the Fifth of July: Don't pretend to be busy at work and ignore me, don't get rich and forget about me, don't help me when I'm in trouble, It’s forbidden to eat chocolate and don’t call me! It’s forbidden to think about me in your free time! I hope you will implement it seriously!

45. Please read below...and then read below... ..Please read on. ..You can just look at it, you are short-sighted!

46. God did not give the pigs wisdom because he wanted the pigs to be happy. Therefore, you must be happy.

47. Late at night, Bush saw Bin Laden standing in front of his bed, his hair disheveled. Bush was shocked and said: You are so bold, you dare to break into the White House at night! Bin Laden shook his chest-length beard, smiled sinisterly, and said: Rejoice, you are so confident!

48. The eunuch’s most annoying song: Keep the Roots; The eunuch’s most annoying script: Yi Jian Mei; The eunuch’s most annoying advertising slogan: I have it, I can; The eunuch’s most annoying idiom: Unprecedented; The eunuch’s most annoying What I like to do: Laugh while reading text messages.

49. The light rain is floating in the sky, seeming to laugh at my foolishness. Why are you so selfish and cruel, making me miss you so much. I racked my brains and wrote poems, but I was filled with sadness. Just pig heads and ***, staring at the screen reading this poem.

50. I like to act coquettishly with him every day and say: "Husband, I love you." My boyfriend thought for a while and said: "I think so"

51. Wukong takes Wukong pulled the magnet around on the ground, and Sha Monk asked: Senior Brother, what are you looking for? Wukong: Hey! I dropped the golden cudgel on the ground, and it hasn't had time to grow!

52. Demo! Drinking Langjiu, walking like a dog, singing folk songs and walking on water; combing your lovelorn hair, walking with passionate steps; having a pair of ragged eyes, and looking for the rain and dew of love everywhere, you are so cool!

53. A shooting star flashed across the night sky. I quickly made a wish, hoping that you would become more beautiful. Unexpectedly, just after I made my wish, the shooting star came back with a "swish" and said to me: Brother! Are you sincerely trying to embarrass me? !

54. A college student was captured by the enemy. The enemy tied him to a telephone pole, and then asked him: Tell me, where are you from? If you don’t tell me, I will electrocute you! The college student replied to the enemy. , and was electrocuted to death. He said: I am from TV University!

55. A man and a woman had an affair. The husband suddenly came home. The man jumped out of the window and ran away without putting on his clothes. He walked on the street. Among the people watching, the men pretended to look at the sky as if nothing had happened: Ah, this is the earth. Passersby said: Damn, you are pretending to be an alien.

56. A lazy cat pursued a mouse crazily and finally got married. After the marriage, the cat protected the mouse in every possible way. The mouse quickly became fat. The mouse was very moved: Why are you so good to me, dear! Cat hehehe He smiled and said: You will know when you get a little fatter.

57. One day, Bajie asked Tang Seng: Master, am I really the ugliest person in this world? Tang Monk looked troubled and said: Go ask Sister Guanyin! Bajie came back from Guanyin and asked cheerfully: Haha, master, who is xxx? Ha ha!

58. A shy boy finally got up the courage to ask his beloved girl: What kind of boy do you like? The girl said: I am in love with you. When the boy asked again, it was still the same, so he had to say sadly: Can't it be done with a flatter head?

59. One day, on a whim, I decided to cook a small pot of rice noodles at home for my boyfriend. Then I watched him eating it happily and asked him: "Is it salty or light enough?" He said: "I haven't eaten it yet. "To Salted Eggs"

60. On this warm and romantic day, a little pig hid in the house and drew eggs. The eggs he drew were round and round. Pig, happy round eggs!

61. If you know what day it is, check the text message on your phone.

Weather forecast: It will rain in most of North China during the day tomorrow. According to satellite detection, mobile phones, computers, U.S. dollar bills and other money and objects will fall with the rain. Please be prepared to make a fortune!

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