1. once I took my driver's license test, I tried it after getting on the bus and asked the coach on the co-pilot, "Coach, why is the steering wheel a little loose?" The coach said flatly, "I remember that it was the first rain in 213. One of your sisters came to learn to drive and told her to brake. Instead of stepping on the brakes, she grabbed the steering wheel with both hands and dragged it back desperately, shouting: Breathless, so the steering wheel was a little loose.

2. There was a pigeon contest in the city, and you went alone.

3. The president of our school's hide-and-seek club has not been found yet.

4. I went to the canteen to cook, and I saw a dish with no name. Finger: "Auntie, what is this dish?" Through the transparent window, the chubby vegetable aunt responded with a voice through the glass: "la chicken!" Do you want it! "

5. I was riding a bicycle in an alley that day, and suddenly I rode a bicycle. Seeing that it was about to hit, I shouted: You go left and I go right! On that day, the two of us lay in the alley for a long time ...

6. Chicken: Why do humans have names, but we all call them chickens? Mom: They are called dead when they die. We have many names when we die. Chicken: (happy) What's the name! Mom: boiled chicken, curry chicken, red-cooked chicken, stewed chicken with potatoes, mushroom chicken, tender chicken skewers and Orleans drumsticks

7. The boss told us a joke in the office today, and everyone laughed hysterically except Xiao Li. I smiled and asked him why he didn't smile. I replied, "I have resigned."

8. Passerby A and Passerby B are walking in the middle of the road. A big truck ran into it. They all became passers-by cakes.

9. I asked Xueba how to get 14 in mathematics, and he said that it was enough to write two fewer multiple-choice questions.

1. The children of poor families took charge early. When I was a child, I pawned the whole family because I had no money to spend.

11. My roommate suddenly picked up the water on my desk and poured it on my face, then froze for a few seconds and said, Did I just not open my mouth? !

12. I was reported to the police for eating in the supermarket, and I was the first criminal record in my life. She also asked me if I wanted to eat in prison. I was so hungry that I almost agreed.

13. I found some old photos in a jewelry box. I showed them to my father and said, You look handsome when you were young. Time makes people old. Dad took the photo and stared at it for a while. His lips trembled and said, Your mother still has his photo!

14. People nowadays are too tired to live poetically. I told uber driver that I was waiting for him under a cloud like a baby elephant, and he actually called me crazy.

15. I want to change a Mercedes-Benz recently, and I want to ask my friends who bought it. Where did you get your money?

16. Benjamin

Franklin said, "Where there are human beings, there must be peace, truth, democracy and freedom, as well as Shaxian snacks, Hunan rice noodles, Lanzhou Lamian Noodles and Chongqing chicken pot."

17. The Academic Affairs Office turned off the wifi in the teaching building in order to let everyone study with peace of mind; Later, the Academic Affairs Office turned on the wifi of the teaching building in order to let everyone come to class.

18. You call this armed robbery. I call it "people give me things to celebrate my new gun".

19. A reporter said to the director of the Bureau of Statistics: Some people outside say that no one in your Bureau of Statistics knows numbers! Is it true?/You don't say. The director of the statistics bureau put up three fingers and said, I'll give you five words!