qq signature is narcissistic and funny

1. How did I find that you have a princess's face, but you live a young lady's life?

2. How come someone wears perfume, but still looks like you just came out of the toilet? 3. You are invincible, so you may really be afraid of Xiaoqiang.

4. Why do you look quiet and talk like you just came out of the loony bin? Don't always show a sick look.

6. When the police see you, they all say that you are definitely a crime.

7. It's better to kill a thousand people by mistake, and it's your turn next.

8. Holiday sister, I love you, so come back as soon as possible. Don't be so far away.

9. I'm not afraid of being accused of being a traitor, and your TM is Xiaoqiang <. Why do you say you can fight the landlord? 11. This signature is rare, so please delete it and write it in your own hand. 12. I know that you are sick, and you are not seriously ill. Are you all right, puppy? 13. Everyone is looking for him for thousands of Baidu, but I didn't know that he was squatting in the toilet. 14. He came out to walk the dog, but I didn't know that he was holding a person when he went back. < p Even stripped him of his clothes

16, I was quiet because you didn't have the capital to make me talk

17, I fell in love with the bed, but the alarm clock was jealous and always separated me

18, I always wanted to know whether Tsinghua was better or Peking University when I was at school, and I didn't know that it was all a dream until I grew up.

19, I like you or RMB. Can you compare with it? Come to me when you can live to that age.

21. Labor and management don't pretend to be forced, so they don't like to do this kind of forced thing.

22. Knowing that you are such a person is the result of being kicked by others, being an idiot

23. Bitch has no limit, and being a young lady can afford to be a mistress.

24. Some things don't have to be so clear, but being confused is good. < p In fact, it's the things you care about most

26. Don't think about what you can't get, and don't want what you can't get. Why do you feel sorry for yourself and don't please

27. Lower your worth and let yourself live a little easier and spend every day happily

28. In the process of running, you don't cry when you fall down, but you get up and continue running.

29. Finally become a successful person

31. Excellent people are successful through hard work. If you don't believe it, you will be better than him if you try.

31. Different people play different roles in your life, and you should know how to forget when you leave.

32. Love has many gestures, and it is romantic, indifferent, philandering and eternal.

33. First love is beautiful for everyone. It will bring you a good memory

34. Learn to relax yourself in your spare time and forget all unpleasant things

35. Dry body, like cactus in the desert, needs nourishment

36. Seeing everything you want will make you tired. Learn to give up

37. When encountering obstacles, we should learn to avoid it. Like a hurdle race

38. What you are familiar with will slowly fade away in the future, leaving only a moment of memories

39. Short-lived beauty can only bring us happiness, but it can't bring us hope

41. Heaven is actually very close to you. As long as you learn to take that step, you can see it.

41. Cherish it when you meet someone you love, don't. It's over

42. In fact, it's not a kind of love for two people to get angry, quarrel and argue together.

43. If you care about you, you will be in charge, and you will lose your temper. If you don't care why you should be treated, a relationship can't stand the temptation, and it can't stand the doubt and hurt.

45. Actually, love, It's just wandering between hurting each other and caring for each other.

46. No matter how good two people are, they will quarrel over some trivial things together.

47. This is life. Either they love each other together or they love each other and leave each other.

48. All's well that ends well with a house, and all's well that ends well with no money.

49. Surrender quickly and give up unnecessary resistance. This is

2. Don't arm yourself with the worldly manner, it will be acclimatized.

3. The man who can't find the lantern, I want to say, is your lantern too dark?

4. When my period comes, do girls want to be male silver for a moment?

5. Studying is hard and tiring, and you have to pay tuition.

6. I farted. They said it was love. Heard and smelled, but no one saw it.

7. Love is a scam, and I'm an undercover at best.

8. I can't save the world, but I can do harm to people.

9. The night gave me a black mouse, but I played with it until dawn

11. You paddle beautifully.

11. I don't wear tights to show my figure, but to prevent thieves.

12. Look into my eyes, you will see perseverance and sincerity besides excrement.

13. Tired? Tired is right. Comfort is reserved for the dead.

14. A bitch without a leopard print is not called a bitch.

15. A star can be more famous if he takes off a little, but I was arrested for taking off everything.

16. Those who always say that others are pretending to be forced, you are not even forced.

17. You are not even pushing people who always say that others pretend to be awesome.

18. A man, as long as he has a square, will miss the second room. After thinking about the second room, he is like an emperor with three thousand beauties.

19. A man's strength is the RMB in your pocket.

21. Men are feminine, pets are aristocratic, and nobles are uneducated.

21. People who know what they are are good.

22. You waste air alive, waste land when you die, and waste half your life

23. Are you young? Never mind, I'll be old in two years.

24. You are my mildew ghost, my flower, my mourner and my lead melon.

25. No matter how many tears you shed for me, your nose is not as much as mine.

26. When you came to me with a smirk, I knew you were going to steal my money.

27. Do you think you are Tang Yifei? Being a mistress still thinks this is freedom of love.

28. I would rather die than study. If you want me to study, I will feed the pigs with you.

29. A woman's breasts are not flat, but gorgeous parallel lines.

31. My friend said I was crazy, and I replied: I was never normal.

31. Temper is just like fart. If you have it, you should let it out, otherwise you will suppress your health.

32. Beauty and ugliness give people the impression that the former is attractive and the latter is harmful.

33. In fact, 11186 is also very playboy, caring about so many people every day.

34. There is only one difference between talent and genius. Therefore, talents are very good, while geniuses are always a little stupid.

35. People live and die, and computers break down when they play.

36. What RMB should do is to follow the path of USD, leaving USD with no way out.

37. If people live by eating, that meal is not called rice, but called feed.

38. Life is about smiling at others and making them smile by the way.

39. People are iron, but fans are steel. If you don't pretend, you will be in a panic!

41. beginning of life, nature is good. If you take a shower, you are doomed to be peeked by Russia.

41. SAO belongs to SAO, SAO has SAO chastity; Cheap is cheap, and cheap has cheap dignity.

42. Part I: envy, jealousy and hate; Part II: emptiness, loneliness and coldness; horizontal criticism: paralysis, I am single.

43. The biggest wish of the dung beetle in this life is to get a dung ball.

44. The math teacher held up two fingers and said to the students, Students, the key to learning math well is three words! Do more exercises.

45. Who said that men are better than women and have the ability to let men have a baby?

46. As the saying goes, scolding is love, beating is kissing. In order to prove that I love you to death, I decided to beat you to death.

47. The so-called infidelity is that you are tired of playing with your lover and playing with someone else's lover who is tired of playing.

48. The so-called mistress means that you are the queen, and the whole harem is yours. She, jumping and answering, can only be a concubine.

49. When I hear that waste products are being collected outside, sometimes I really want to sell you.

51. The person I love is taken, and the person who loves me is terrible.

51. I fell in love with my bed, but the alarm clock was jealous and always wanted to separate me from the bed.

52. I was a genius, but China's education turned me into a mediocrity.

53. You won't know why flowers are so red unless I beat you with red flowers.

54. I'm not looking down on you, but I'm too lazy to look at you at all.

55. In my absence, the earth is very dangerous.

56. I'm embarrassed to scold you. Why are you shameless enough to post it?

57. My deep affection for you can't be put into words, except one sentence, go away.

58. I wish I could watch others go to work and get their wages.

59. I want everything, that is, I am shameless. I will eat everything, that is, I will not suffer.

61. I want to learn from the phoenix nirvana, but I accidentally got acquainted!

61. I thought I was decadent, but I didn't know until today that my morning paper was scrapped.

62. The kitten said to the mouse, I love you, can I eat you all my life?

63. new herbal compendium: drink Sanlu frequently when urinating, drink Shengyuan when your chest is flat, and use overlord when your body hair is excessive!

64. men in the new century: they get the hall on the floor and the kitchen on the floor. Can afford a wife, remember to live with your mother, and at the same time please your mother-in-law.

65. Proud people follow others' feelings, while shameless people follow their own feelings

66. A hero is a beauty when he is angry, and a beauty smiles for money.

67. Some people put you at ease and others put you to bed.

68. Someone told you that my family used mineral water to flush the toilet. How do you respond? What I urinated was a royal salute.

69. Some people were pretending to be alive at first, and then they were forced by people who didn't pretend to be, only to know that pretending to be alive was struck by lightning!

71. It is my pleasure to meet you. If you meet me, it will be your misfortune.

71. When watching a movie in the cinema, I heard a brother shout: Move the mouse.

72. You're so shameless and heartless, so your weight should be very light, right?

73. Sincerity is not as good as red money, and feelings are just sexual needs.

74. Men who are truly manly are all men who stay at home.

75. I can't think of any way to make money, but the process of committing a crime is flawless.

76. I didn't know until the exam that I had so many unknowns.

77. The crowd searched for her for thousands of Baidu, stepped on the road, and suddenly looked back and looked around, and there were countless aunts and aunts.

78. Confucius said: If a girl doesn't get laid, it's a big rebellion. Then the girl is soaking up and doing justice for heaven.

79. A person who always says nothing doesn't mean that he is tolerant. Sometimes he is just looking for a cigarette. Qq signature with funny personality

1. Don't scare my parents with my grades. I'm so awesome that I can't let my family know.

2. God, I will never call you grandpa again. You don't love my granddaughter at all

3. As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Altman!

4. Yesterday, I dreamed that Obama's daughter proposed to me. I thought she was ugly and didn't agree. I was so nervous. I don't know if it would affect the relationship between China and the United States.

5. It's ok to hit my deskmate, but I warn you, don't hurt me by mistake.

6. If I go down one day. Remember, I'll come up for you.

7. A fool stole a beggar's wallet and was seen by a blind man. The deaf man was startled with a loud roar. The camel stepped forward and the lame man flew up. The wanted man wanted to take him to the public security expert bureau. Asako said, Look at my face.

8. Q: Which is more important, the daughter-in-law or the game? A: Of course, it's important to be a daughter-in-law, so I only dare to play games and dare not hit my daughter-in-law.

9. Why should we quarrel? Can't we just sit down and cut each other a few times calmly?

11. There is no such thing as the first kiss. With the constant renewal of epithelial cells, it is the first kiss every day.

11. I've been poor and crazy recently, and I have no money to buy big cakes, so I have to eat steamed bread. If you want to eat pie, pat the steamed bread flat. If you want to eat noodles, comb the steamed bread with a comb a few times.

12, school! Although you have my people, you can't get my heart.

13. I heard that people who have been typing wrong all the time have higher IQ. Because the IQ is too high, the hand can't keep up with the rhythm of the brain.

14, except the cold front is the warm front, I hope our relationship can become a quasi-static front.

15, the heart becomes a desert island, no one buys it, so it will no longer be sold.

16. I want to be your heart in my next life. At least if I don't jump, you will die.

17. Hold the child by the hand and drag it away. If the child doesn't leave, he will continue to be towed away if he is dizzy.

18. Don't always come from single dog, single dog. You should be a single turtle by age, a single pig by size and a single fool by IQ.

19. I dare not look at the mirror for too long, because I am afraid I will fall in love with myself.

21. I miss you, miss you so much, find a painter to draw you, stick you in a cup, drink water and kiss you every day.

21. Someone asked how big your school is. I replied that the reason why the aunt who sells mala Tang in the west gate of our school refused the pursuit of uncle who sells rice noodles in the east gate was that she didn't like long-distance relationships.

22. If you just wait, all that will happen is that you get old.

23. It's cold. I want to give you a coat: the pocket is called warmth; The collar is called care; Sleeves are considerate; Buttons are called missing; Let this coat accompany you through every minute.