In our study, work and life, we often use lines, which are the basic components of the script and play an important role. What kind of lines are impressive? The following are the classic lines (60 selected lines) of Radio Ceng Xiaoxian I collected for you. Welcome to share.

1, life is a separate trip, even if there are some regrets. We have no chance to start over, and we are entangled in the past that cannot be changed. It is better to cherish the future with a smile, because there is no if in life.

2. Say what? You won't tell her a joke at this time, so you are really a joke.

3. it's worse. You might as well use cucumbers instead of my microphone.

There are three kinds of people in this world, men, women and female doctors. Female doctor is a fighter among human beings, and her body is covered with multiple auras.

Welcome to your moon, my heart.

6. As we all know, Comrade Hu Yifei is a wonderful flower in ipartment. With her unique personality charm, she has monopolized many records in the apartment for many years, including: the most unreasonable. I like to meddle. The highest education. The loudest sound. And-the best.

7. Repairing the tomb after death finally made up for the regret of not being able to buy a house before death.

8, people can't hang from a tree, try to die several times in a few nearby trees.

9. I have learned a new game now, which is called playing coins with cows.

10, stepped on a banana peel and fell. Be sure to get up and keep pedaling. If you step on it, it won't slip.

1 1. Don't make porcelain without Jin Gangzuan, and don't wear short skirts without gold hoops.

12, whenever I find the key to success, someone will change the lock!

13, go to your grandmother's banana peel, this product is dead!

14, let's face it, life is often much heavier than those idol dramas.

15, if a brain-dead person can fly, then this is simply an airport.

16 Do you know what is most irritating? This is not casting pearls before swine, this is a group of cows playing with coins for you!

Listeners, I am a good man. I am Ceng Xiaoxian.

18, read more books and newspapers, eat less snacks and sleep more.

19. There has been no lucky audience for a month, and our prize pool has accumulated a very rich prize: a set of special washing utensils for LCD TV remote controller signed by myself.

20. Fairy: Is the moon short-circuited?

2 1, Xiaoxian: Look, the good man is him, he is my father.

22. Fairy: We can have dinner together at noon today.

23. Xiaoxian: (Looking at the new Princess Pearl) Do you think this guy looks like Zhang Wei or Zhang Aiwei?

24. Xiaoxian: Guan Guan is a hard-spoken but soft-hearted person. Guan Gu: Did you call Guan Guan?

25. Fairy: Just like Zi Qiao's hair.

26. Fairy: Lisa, this is my roommate Ji Shen Guan Gu.

27. Xiaoxian: What are you talking about? You won't tell her a joke at this time, so you are really a joke.

28. Fairy: You can't hang yourself on a tree, but try to die several times on several nearby trees.

29. Xiaoxian: Yes, I applied for another training course. Teacher: That's a midwifery training class.

30. Fairy: As for me, apart from the * * seal on the sofa, there is no evidence of living at all.

3 1, Xiaoxian: Why are all the good things yours and the bills mine?

32. Fairy: Oh, I see, you are putting Bibishuang in the coffin to save face.

33. Fairy: Go to your grandma's banana peel, this product is dead!

34. Xiaoxian: Mine, hahahahahaha, is called Little King Kong with Eyelashes.

35. Xiaoxian: Read more books, read more newspapers, eat less snacks and sleep more.

36. Fairy: Whenever I find the key to success, someone will change it!

37. Fairy: Life is a one-way trip. Even if there are some regrets, we have no chance to start all over again. Instead of dwelling on the past that cannot be changed, it is better to cherish the future with a smile, because there is no if in life.

38. Fairy: If you step on a banana peel and fall, you must get up and keep stepping on it. If you step on it, it won't slip.

39. Fairy: I am not a casual person! Yifei: You don't look human!

40. Fairy: Listeners and friends, I'm the good guy and I'm Ceng Xiaoxian. "。

4 1, Xiaoxian: Do you know what is most irritating? This is not casting pearls before swine, this is a group of cows playing with coins for you!

42, Xiaoxian: There is a saying that there is no real singing at the party, no true feelings in the interview, and no beautiful women on the radio. These are the three unchanging laws of the media!

43. Fairy: Believe me, drunk Ceng Xiaoxian is super handsome, and 24K is pure handsome.

44. Xiaoxian: It's strange that such a high chassis can hit. Is this cat's leg longer than mine?

45. Xiaoxian: The bar doesn't sell wine, but salted fish.

46. Fairy: You two are full and have no food, right?

47. Fairy: Lisa, you brush tea, no, Lisa, you drink teeth.

48. Fairy: My soul has been violated! Zi Qiao: Does it still hurt? Fairy: If an idiot can fly, then this place is an airport.

49. Fairy: I thought I was a god. I could settle myself and help all beings. But in the end, there was nothing. I'm sorry I couldn't help you realize your wish.

50. Xiaoxian: What are your girls' health hobbies? They are surfing the Internet, shopping, surfing the Internet, shopping, watching TV, surfing the Internet and shopping.

5 1. We can have dinner at noon today.

52. Feifei ~ ~ Xiao Feifei ~ ~ Feifei

53. Believe me, drunk Ceng Xiaoxian is super handsome, and 24K is absolutely handsome.

54. Yifei: I'm a fairy who came to the balcony to enjoy the moon: Wow, what a delicate reason.

55. This disgusting feeling will make all human beings, chrysanthemums tight and tigers tremble.

56. Mine, hahahahahaha, is called Eyelash King Kong.

Lisa, this is my roommate Guangu Ji Shen.

58. What pressure do you two young men and women with physical and mental disabilities have?

59. Ceng Xiaoxian: I didn't realize you knew it. What exactly do you do? Zhang Wei: Carving a CD. Ipartment.

60. The bachelor's degree and master's degree are all ruined, and the male doctor can only protect himself. To win a female doctor, well, only by a saint. Ipartment.

;