If you have left campus and stepped into the society for several years, then whether you are a rich second generation or a little diaosi who needs all kinds of self-struggle, you may agree with this sentence: life is actually a variety of situations. And the dinner is the most endless one. China people's feelings about eating are too complicated. Qian Zhongshu once said that eating is sometimes like getting married. In name, the most important thing is often accessories. Of course, we should understand dialectically, that is to say, not all meals are "not just about eating"-there are indeed people who really go to eat and enjoy food-but more often, we still treat eating or going to dinner as an activity.

Long time no see, friend. Let's have a meal. Thank you for doing me a favor and having a meal. 1 years of reunion, let's have a meal; Married men and women meet for the first time, have a meal; Talking about a list needs a quick start, so let's have a meal ...

Some dinners are particularly secular and smoky. Either something needs to be done on the wine table, or everyone wants to get their own sense of existence. This kind of dinner, the digestive system and brain have to work hard together, which may make you sweat.

Cheng Yumeng, the heroine of Bao Jingjing's Travels, or Guide, became a food columnist, chose the dinner party of high school classmates in an upscale restaurant, showed off the calories of Tuscany, pasta and dried sausages, earned a lot of cold sweat admiration, and waved a Buick. "Hey, the magazine gave it to her, what a bother!" Then, in everyone's longing eyes, they rode away on the world of mortals, leaving a group of Shanxi villagers who didn't bite the spaghetti to meet and go to the hot pot restaurant to renew their stalls ... < P > This is too timid-if the writer doesn't say "5 an hour" to the driver after getting on the bus, right? I'll rent it here and find a subway station in front of you to let me down. The joke is ironic because each of us is familiar with this kind of dinner. As big as a Buick, as small as dressing up for dinner or buying a box of high-end cigarettes and then casually taking them out, or toasting in the order of one, two, three and four during the dinner, all these need to be planned in advance, and eating is obviously the last place.

So eating is just the beginning, gathering is the purpose, and how to interact after gathering is the truth. Homecoming is a situation PK; The customer office is to contact the feelings of signing the bill; A blind date dinner is a test for each other; If you have dinner with your mother-in-law, you have to make a bold assumption and be careful to verify it.

Of course, there are also some dinners that can reflect the true feelings in the world, such as kebabs on the roadside. Everyone drinks a few beers, the evening breeze blows gently, and the moonlight is bright, which makes people want to tear off the rigid masks during the day and tell each other what they want, just like the Japanese always drink the last tears in izakaya after work. Although eating here is not the protagonist, it is really not so easy to break the knot without the catalytic effect of the smoke and beer that are particularly hazy and gentle on kebabs and a group of people crowded together.

In any case, the dinner party happens every day, sometimes for work and sometimes because of loneliness. We played, evaded and confided in the dinner, making this recurring activity of supplementing protein and carbohydrates colorful. Sometimes gossip flowed among these meals, and there were many times when nothing was left after eating a meal, but we still rushed to the next game.

The dinner party on earth should be

the most pretentious: the literary and art bureau

artists are sour and corrupt, and hooligans can't stop them. Literary and art people love to eat together for a long time. People with split personalities such as Li Bai can even make their own dinner in till, raising my cup, I asked the bright moon and to bring me my shadow and make us three ... And the theme of this dinner is nothing more than "Life is alive, goodness is like water" and Feng Tang wrote: "Once at a dinner, a girl came with him, with black and white hair and face." Moreover, the circle is full of circles, and the most rewarding thing after eating for one night may be the jokes.

Most Struggle: Start a Cold Meal Bureau

Although the composition of the bureau is not so heavy, cold meals are more elegant and cost-saving than Chinese buffets, and now they are more popular. The ideal state is that entrepreneurs and investors are holding champagne at the top of skyscrapers, smiling at each other; In fact, it was the entrepreneurs who saw the investors coming from far away, so they quickly took a bite of sandwich with orange juice and rushed to introduce themselves for the hundredth time.

The most meaningful: The Homecoming Bureau

is a cosplay show with high-end cigarettes, brand-name bags and high-end cars as props, and everyone is playing the superego. When you go, you may have no utilitarian heart, and you want to correct this bad style. However, after listening to everyone blowing and blowing, it seems that you will be forgotten if you don't say something, so you also pretend to be open-minded and smile.

most dangerous: a dangerous dinner

is either a meeting with a specific enemy, such as a mother-in-law or a lover who is ready to showdown, or a sacred mission has to be achieved. At this time, we have to show the spirit of going to the Hongmen banquet, from the stomach to the soul. For example, after the Olympic Games, officials of a provincial sports bureau really died in the line of duty while pushing a cup for a change-this is a game that needs to be attended with their lives.

The most off-line: Stranger Bureau

There are always some inexplicable dinners, either everyone doesn't know each other, or everyone else seems to know each other, only you are unaccompanied. If there is any more interpersonal disorder, the situation is just like a vacuum standing among the feasts: who am I, what should I do, or eat more?

The most bleak: playing mobile phone

Everyone is holding a mobile phone and slowly sliding their fingers, with a dull expression on their faces. In fact, the inner drama is particularly rich. Otherwise, the attendees came to Aite in Weibo who care a lively interaction, as long as the photos posted were good-looking. As for whether the atmosphere at the scene was cold or not, others could not see it; The other is really refined. Everyone really doesn't want to talk to the person in front of them, so let's leave early.

The least cost-effective: One of the larger dinners of the Wedding Bureau

usually gives you a complicated mentality of three points being beautiful, two points being boring and five points not wanting to pay any money. Due to the decreasing marginal cost, wedding companies have mass-produced a large number of wedding parties with the same procedures, all of which are white wedding dresses and red-flag gowns shuttling between wine tables, which will make people suddenly feel trance about whose wedding they are at.

Most preoccupied: the Business Bureau

simply means having dinner with customers, and it is really set up to win a certain list. Both guests have hidden things in their hearts, and you wish I could sign it now. Although I know that the meal is not free, I am also thinking about how to make myself passive.

The topic is always

How much money do you earn

No matter colleagues or strangers who meet by chance, they always want to know how much money you earn ... Of course, this is more likely to happen in a relationship that has happened. Old classmates and former colleagues always turn around and ask you, "How much do you have to pay for each moonlight tax?" "Does it take less than half a month's salary to buy a 4S?" At this moment, as long as you show "?"innocently and richly. The expression is ok.

How are you getting on?

Apart from salary, all the issues related to the quality of life, such as whether you have shaken the number? What number of oil do you add? Is your home connected to the subway? If your parents come to Beijing, will it be enough to live at home? Where do you usually eat and go shopping? What is the girlfriend's house for? This obscure question can almost combine the answers into a human body map, from which you can analyze your childhood background and growth experience ...

Life planning

You should always thank some dinner participants for their "love" and be willing to plan your life for you. They usually appear as gentle elders, but your major, occupation and love are best in line with their values, otherwise you will hear a heartfelt "you can't do this, young man" under the influence of alcohol. His face is full of autumn scenery, and when you look at the spring water, there is a whole bloody summer in the middle. Forget it, let's drink.

Gossip of others

Gossip is the glue of society ... especially gossip of people who know each other, which has a sense of excitement to unveil the veil of people around you, and is an important level to cultivate teams, test teams and cultivate a sense of collective honor. At least among girls, being able to speak ill of others together is proof of friendship-who can guarantee not to be betrayed in this world? But I still tell you gossip, don't let down the true heart.

the dining table Zhihu

has 36 rows, and the rows are known. Chatting with a bunch of people ignited by alcohol, I can always hear some insider information about the industry, which company's personnel changes, which investor's most unbearable investment, and why JD.COM's bosses want to get along with each other. When I hear it, I can't wait to take out a notebook and write it down for the next meal.

Truth at the dinner table

Talking about the secret history of Wu Zetian is not as strong as telling each other about the stupid history of first love, which is why games like Truth or Adventure can last forever. Although some people can entangle the issue of outlook on life and values in such an indecent game ...

behave code for dinner

Proper Noble code

If you recognize yourself as an insignificant little person, then smoke, drink and eat vegetables. When someone speaks, just keep nodding while doing the first three items. Remember, eating vegetables is serious business, and eating back to the basics.

code of proper soul figure

If you are the soul figure at this dinner party, and this matter is not from your YY, but is recognized by everyone, please be more emotional. Everyone pretends to be waiting to hear it. It's a crime to be silent. Remember, you can't eat enough this meal, please prepare spare meals.

the noble code that is not particularly appropriate

is too lively, such as drinking wine everywhere and shouting "dry!" boldly. Although this may be a way to protect yourself, because no one dares to fight with you as soon as you do it; Or behave like other lively people at a dinner party that feels more 2.

It's not a particularly decent code for soul figures

Taking a dinner in the direction of 2 and never returning it ... If you want to be the soul figure of this kind of dinner, isn't that the core 2B?

Particularly inappropriate noble rules

Keep away from the group, such as playing games or eating all the time. In addition, if you are not on the street, it is better not to easily destroy the harmony of the dinner. For example, when you gossip about the entertainment circle, you must emphasize your idol's simplicity and virtue, and you are not allowed to slander her.

Especially inappropriate code of soul and character

Although the driving system is very developed now, please don't forget the existence of this dinner because of it ...