What are the funny things in the Mengcheng dialect of Anhui Province? I have compiled them and welcome everyone to read and learn from them.

1. A Montrealer took a bus in Shanghai to buy a ticket. The salesperson asked the Montrealer for a dime. The Montrealer said: "You are a bitch." The conductor was furious: "You are acting like a hooligan." Comrade driver drove the car to *

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The Mengcheng people said: "Damn it, now I can do it." ** asked: "Why are you acting like a hooligan?" The Mengcheng people said: "I didn't, it was Ye Xiong's intention to act like a cat, and Ye Xiong just let it go.

"It means you will suffer if you rely on it." ** called the Mengcheng police station to state the above incident, and then asked: "Does it mean Ye Xiong is the cat in Mengcheng language, and means he will suffer if he relies on it?"

** said: "Isn't my child a male? 2. There was once a very awesome love in front of my face. The awesome love was like a bear! What a coward, I just ignored her! Damn it,

Later, when she ran away, I realized, "My child, this love is a piece of cake! The most annoying thing in the world is this! If God gives me another chance, what coward wouldn't say to her: "I love you"

You!" If we have to add a time limit to this love, Donkey Xiong doesn't want it to be ten thousand years! 3. Yesterday I got up early and went out to the street. There was a naughty kid, ? He was so surprised that he took a ride.

A foreign car like a foreign car is not very good at all. A guy bumped into me, causing me a lot of pain. How can I still be in a state of shock, with my coat and fork on the handle? I’m really crooked! I

She stood in front of his face and said to him: "You little half-headed monster Ye Mao, come with me for free! Are you tired of me? I'm going to kill you!" He said in a frightened manner, and then he trembled and ran away.

! ? Hey, what a bear! He’s an old donkey who can’t take care of the earth...? 4. In the vast Huaizhong area, there lives a group of witty, brave, gentle, handsome, and kind-hearted men -

-Mengcheng Men. ? Mengcheng men have conquered women from all over the country with their chic appearance and gentle heart. More and more girls will fall under the jeans of Mengcheng men. Our goal is: to break out.

Asia, go to the world! ? People often say that southern men have delicate personalities and take good care of women, but their bodies seem to lack a bit of manliness; northern men are tall and powerful, full of masculinity, but do not know how to listen to women.

Mengcheng men located in the Huaizhong area remove the dross and take the essence to fully embody the image of a perfect man. If you don't have a boyfriend yet, then you have to hurry up and find a Mengcheng boyfriend.

Don't lose it, time will never come again. Among the many men in Mengcheng, there will always be one that will suit you! If you have a boyfriend now but he is not a man from Mengcheng, then you can break up with him without hesitation; if

Your current boyfriend is a man from Mengcheng, so while you are glad that you got a hot item, shouldn't you also be vigilant and be careful about being poached! ? The best man in the world is in China, and the best man in China is in

Mengcheng! If you don’t marry during the festival this year, marry a Mengcheng man~~~ ? 5. Life has traveled all over the world, but it’s cool to be born in Mengcheng. ? I’ve cut down trees on Xiaojian Mountain, and robbed tombs in Liulibaili.

? I went to the festival on Mengwu Road, I was shot at Qingyun Street, I was slaughtered at Nanhua Gate, I was hung up in Wuligao, I took a bath in Guohe River, and I raced with cattle.

? Liangmao Hotel was robbed, and blood was spilled at the entrance of No. 2 Middle School.

? Drums were beaten in the playground of the Sports Committee, and HI danced in front of the Saint's Hall.

? There is sweating in the gourmet forest, and there is food to be had in the vegetable market.

? I slept in the *** and reported to the police station.

? I turned over the Mahjong book on the mahjong table and sucked the powder in the slow-shaking bar.

? People peed on the Pagoda of Ten Thousand Buddhas, and fired cannons in the Zhuangzi Temple.

? The Great Wall is thousands of miles long. Being born in Mengcheng is crazy.