1. The moment I said "roll" as "gung", I knew I couldn't win the fight again.

2. Do you believe in religion? I'm returning to teach, and our main task is to sleep

3. I heard that it would be lovely to add "na" at the back of a girl's speech, "I want to play suona for you"

4. Do you know how heavy the stars are? Eight grams, because Starbucks

5. Someone sold spices on the way home, and I bought a packet for cooking. After eating it, I burst into tears, which turned out to be nothing.

6. I bought a bun on the road, and when I went back to eat it, my tears couldn't stop falling, which turned out to be a good silent bun.

7. I was just reported by my neighbor as disturbing the people because I was poor.

8. I'm in a poor island

9, and I'm so hungry, so I have to hold my fist and hit my stomach to help me get hungry

1. Everyone is a hamburger, so why are you all stupid? I'm just a baby

11. I'm a BearBiscuit. One day, I accidentally fell downstairs, and then I broke, good night < The doctor said that I was poisoned by good mushrooms

13. I was bored at home and had nothing to do every day. When I looked in the mirror, I suddenly found that I seemed to be beautiful without spots. It turned out that I was going to be moldy.

14. I just felt a little bitter after eating the pills given by the doctor, so I put a few dates in my chopsticks and became impatient after eating them. It turned out that I ate chopsticks, dates and pills.

15. Why do they like wearing vans so much, silly?

17. You seem to have gained weight. I can accompany you to lose weight. Let's stop eating meat tomorrow.

18. Others think buzzing is annoying, but you say it's a beautiful mosquito, so I tickle you.

19. Today, I'll give you fruit paste, mashed potatoes, mashed sweet potatoes and mashed purple potatoes. I really want mud today.

2 No one is a fish

21. Want Want Snow Cake will become a want want quilt when it feels hot

22. Are you from Dunhuang? There are so many murals (low-key Zuan)

23. Hello, everyone. I am a crab. My pliers are gone. I have no pliers

24. I have eaten a lot of peanuts, and the more I eat, the happier I am. I looked it up, and it turned out to be a good thing. If I were a beautiful butterfly, I would definitely choose a beautiful name: Butterfly Vosni. 26. I said that I liked Li Bai's poems better, and Lu You was so angry that my family couldn't surf the Internet. 27. I want to take you to eat roasted purple potatoes, and then I will tell you gently in my ear that I am purple potatoes. < p I'm lost, "said the giraffe." I'm a giraffe.

3. I went to buy a meat sandwich and asked the boss to put more spicy food on it. Just after eating it, I fell to the ground and got muddy. I cried, so this is called spicy film like mud

31. I know three kinds of berries. Strawberry cranberries miss me. Which one do you like?

32. Read the word "greasy" backwards for me three times. "I love you, greasy?" "Well, I love you too"

33. One day, the fried egg fell in love with the poached egg. It took the guitar and went downstairs to the poached egg's house and sang, "This is a little love song for fried eggs.

34. The child asked his mother why the flame of the candle couldn't stop for a while. Her mother said that it was a small mental fire

35, and she bought a squid beard in the roadside fried string shop. The doctor said that I wanted to eat puffs today, but I found that they were squashed, and my mother said that I couldn't eat them because they were flat puffs. Just now, I met a foreigner, and his fluent English was very good. I asked him if he pronounced English or American, and he said that he wanted to go out and watch electronic sounds. Why did I have to stamp twice when I quarreled? (younger brother)

39. While eating, the power went out. I quickly took two bites of rice. Suddenly, the light came on. I exclaimed, is this the legendary Lala who can light up ~

4? The most annoying animal is the orangutan, because he knocked on his chest

41. Do you know why the sea is blue? Because the fish in the sea are spitting bubbles "blue blue blue"

42. Why do they always want to eat when they are in a bad mood, because they want to chew because they are sad

43. I'll tell you about the types of ducks: Little Yellow Duck, Koda Duck, Beijing Roast Duck, do you miss me ~

44. My girlfriend asked me why your hands are hot, my hands are cold, and I ..

45. There are two cutest things in the world. One is that I am cute ~ the other is that I love you ~

46. Do you want grape juice, apple juice, watermelon juice, or juice from a young man .................................................................................................... (I don't think so)

48. I want to get rich overnight, but I can hug you if I can't!

49. There is a facility in the playground called Spinning. What's it again? Trojan horse (mua ~)

5. A duckling is so short that everyone calls him so short that he doesn't want to play with him. One day, a tall and handsome duck turned to the class. He said to the duckling, Hello, so short mud duck (I love you so much! )

51. Today, I went to the zoo and saw an elephant eating a child's cheese. It turned out to be like eating a child's cheese (555 really wants to eat Haidilao)

52. There are several levels of spicy: slightly spicy, moderately spicy, super spicy, abnormal spicy, and I think you are spicy

53. Let me give you a general introduction to the types of mud, including crystal mud and mashed potatoes.

(Pictures and texts come from the Internet, organized by Little Sun, invaded and deleted)

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