First, time will let you know that a lifelong wish is really just a wish.

Second, people lie down, take off the masks they wear during the day and settle the accounts for this day. They opened their hearts, opened a corner of their souls, that secret corner, and they regretted and wept. For the waste of this day, for the loss of this day, for the painful life of this day. Naturally, there are a few proud people among people, but they have fallen asleep satisfactorily, leaving those unfortunate and disappointed people to weep their fate in the warm bed. No matter in day or night, the world has two different faces and exists for two different people. -"Home"

Third, personal experience and ill-fated fate forced me to mature, and the price of all this should be regarded as the strength to live in the future. -"How many flowers fall in a dream"

Fourth, only when you cherish what you have at this time will you have less regret and hate in your life memory.

5. Will you promise me a spring instead of a long and cold winter?

No reason, no reason, I just love you, love you, love you forever, let's carry our love to the end!

seven, for people who love each other, the other person's heart is the best house.

8. I didn't expect this to be our difference, and I certainly didn't expect our parting to be so sad. I will miss you.

Nine, we should cultivate a plain state of mind, be able to afford and let go, and time waits for no one. We have had tears, and we are so stubborn that we refuse to look back. We can casually care about ourselves for others, and we can love ourselves more regardless of the wind and rain. We can also love ourselves more than love, and love is only for a few short years of life.

1. I will hold you tightly in my arms and kiss you hundreds of millions of times, just like on the equator.

11. Life is very short. Please find that person and give all your love seriously. Some things can't be rushed, and when the conditions are ripe, they will naturally follow. Most of the great achievements in the world are accumulated by patience. Patience means being able to withstand the temptation in front of you and the loneliness in the present. Don't pick those immature fruits, otherwise, your life will be bitter.

12. Don't talk about the past. We have all gone too far, and no one wants to look back.

XIII. I won't let my love pass me by again! Now I want to tell you loudly: I really love you.

14. The morning sun is red, and our love is empty. The sun is red as fire at noon. Why am I always injured? In the evening, the sun goes down in the west, all because of women!

15. Walking along, you are the most beautiful encounter in my world of mortals. You said: I am a flower lover in a hundred gardens, and you are just a little red in the garden. In fact, I want to say: the garden is full of charm and red, but I love you very much. Since we embarked on the cycle of fate, we have shed the hubbub of the past, and how many colors and bonuses have formed the legend of holding your hand and growing old with your son.

I would like to spend every minute of my life with you if I can.

XVII. Flowers drift and water flows by itself. One kind of acacia, two places of leisure. There is nothing that can be done to eliminate this situation, only to frown, but to mind.

XVIII. Because of you, love starts from this moment; Because of you, my heart floats in the blue sky.

XIX. Some things are impossible to understand only for a long time. Some things wait until they are understood, but it is too late.

twenty, people who are too similar are easy to attract and dislike each other. -Summer of Bubbles

21. What we lack is not the opportunity, but the grasp of the opportunity; What we lack is not wealth, but the ability to create wealth; What we lack is not knowledge, but an attitude of never getting tired of learning; What we lack is not ideal, but practice.

twenty-two, I'm too old to be crazy about love, and I never believe the story of love at first sight! I miss you, but I can't help it!

23. Even if the whole world denies you, you should believe in yourself. When others ignore you, don't be sad. Everyone has his own life, and no one can always accompany you. When you see others laughing, don't think that you are the only one who is sad in the world. Others just hide it better than you. When you feel inferior to others everywhere, remember that you are just an ordinary person.

twenty-four, the longing life makes people relaxed and happy, and the longing days make people happy physically and mentally. Because of longing for flowers and plants, because of longing for bright stars and moons, there is more determination to persist with longing, and more confidence to pursue with longing.

twenty-five, there is no happiness or misfortune in the world, only one situation is compared with another. Only those who have endured the bitter wind and rain with wooden boards in their arms in the sea can realize how valuable happiness is. Enjoy the joy of life to the fullest, and always remember that before God reveals the future of mankind, human wisdom is contained in two words: wait and hope. -The Count of Monte Cristo

26. I really miss you. Everything is so beautiful when I have you, with beautiful weather and flowers everywhere.

XXVII. What is out of place? A fan in autumn and a summer dress in the middle of winter. Also, when my heart is indifferent, you are diligent. Funny buckle talk about incisive sentences

Funny buckle talk about incisive sentences

First, a big brother sent a WeChat to sincerely advise everyone not to eat genetically modified food! Great harm to children! The genetic mismatch between his children and his paternity test is because the children have changed their genes by eating genetically modified food. His wife told him all this knowledge.

second, when I was a child, there was a persimmon tree at the door of my hometown. Before the persimmon was soft, I picked it and put it in the quilt in the closet to ripen it. Once I forgot to eat it. When I got the quilt in cold weather, my parents stared at the excrement of a quilt for a long time! I cried for a long time, too . .

Third, after the calligraphy class in the sixth grade of primary school, I don't know who wrote a piece of six animals thriving on red paper and posted it on the classroom door. The Chinese teacher looked at the door and left, only to come after a while. Then he said: I didn't want to come in when I saw those words, but then I thought that the pig had to be fed, so I came in!

Fourth, my sister went on a blind date, and when she came back, my mother asked, How was the person? My sister was silent for a while, crying and laughing, and said: At noon, I said I was hungry, and then he took me to eat a bowl of rice noodles with five yuan, and ordered a plate of 6 pieces of shredded potatoes. I said it was probably not enough, and he ordered a plate of shredded potatoes, and said that we were rich, and it was not enough to order more. < P > 5. My mother hasn't hit me since I was a child, but every time I did something wrong, she would ask my father to hit me. When I told my dad about it yesterday, my dad said, remember, son. Dad is not the decision maker of violence, but the porter of violence.

6. Dad is a kind man and never hits me. Once I really made him angry and then beat me up. The mother on the side suddenly said: Husband, you look awesome when you hit people! As a result, dad will be down a peg or two every now and then.

7. Dogs keep barking in the middle of the night. Go out and have a look, and the dogs will stink. Thinking about walking the dog in the middle of the night is not sick! You can't let it pull in the house! Can't go downstairs! Yo-ho! Going downstairs almost scared me to death. There are glowing dog eyes everywhere. Take a closer look at six or seven people coming out to walk the dog! I thought this was a dog! This is an alarm clock that lets you walk around in the middle of the night! Not yet if you don't walk!

8. A: What should I do if my girlfriend is an idiot? God replied: According to the relevant laws and regulations, anyone who knows that a woman is mentally ill or demented (seriously) and has sex with her should be punished as QJ by whatever means. .

9. It's raining. I got on the bus and saw that a window seat was empty. I thought that I was lucky today and actually had a seat. Squeeze in. Sit down. I feel a chill reaching my ass. Shit! It must have rained, the window was open, and there was water on the seat! No wonder no one is seated. It's really bad to feel your ass wet all the way.

1. While blowing the air conditioner at home, my best friend called and said, Come out quickly. I saw your husband eating fried chicken with a woman in his arm in the People's Square. When I heard this, I immediately flew into a rage, jumped up and looked out of the window. I calmed down again and said, Mom, the dog and man are so hot.

XI. Since I learned my mother's surname Ouyang when I was a child, I thought it was cool, and I often urged my father to change his surname. Once my father was really bored, he picked up a stick and began to hit me, crying wolf. Grandpa hurried over to hold dad and asked what happened. What is this? Dad said that your grandson is clamoring to change his surname! Grandpa scolded his father: change your surname? You can't beat the child like this if you change your surname! Just close the door and starve for a few days!

12. I had an absurd dream at night. I dreamed that I had a pair of breasts and could feed the baby, so I whined ... wife, pa! A big mouth woke me up! Roar: aren't all men shouyin touching tintin? How the fuck are you touching your chest? ! !

XIII. Before getting married, my father-in-law often asks me, have you thought it over? You have to marry my daughter? I thought it was a test, insisting that she wouldn't marry. Now I finally understand the meaning of my father-in-law. Forget it. The doctor is going to give me an anesthetic, and my hand was broken. < P > XIV. I came out of the hotel with my boyfriend. My boyfriend knew that I had no money on me, so he just took out 1 yuan for a taxi. I was in a hurry and said, Nimei, can you stop giving me money at the hotel gate? . .

15. mom: in the future, you should clean up before you go out. don't go out without washing your hair, especially when you want to call a car. Daughter: Why? Mom: Beijing hukou, with local license plates, drives cars with a displacement of 2.L or more than 1.8T This condition is not easy to touch at ordinary times. Now I have screened all the drops for you. -Didi taxi, a serious marriage platform.

XVI. A: How humble can you be in front of love? B: You ignore me today, and I'll come to you tomorrow! C: You slapped me. I want to ask why your hands are so cold!

seventeen, the boss said, work hard until the deposit number in your bank card looks like a phone number. After so many years of struggle, I did it! Looking at the 11 displayed in the ATM, I finally couldn't help crying. .

18. Big Brother unloaded Didi, because he pulled a man last night and picked up another man on the way. As a result, when they met, they made out in the car. . This is the climax. . . The man said, your mouth smells good, but I like being with you! ! ! . . After listening to it, I saved lunch

19. Walking along the river with my wife, she sat down on the stone bench and asked me to help her take off her boots. I grabbed my boots with both hands and pulled them, but they didn't come out, so I pulled them as hard as I could. My boots were pulled out at once, but I couldn't stop falling on the ground, threw my hands back and threw my boots into the river

2. When I was at school. I read in a book that a soldier can practice blazing with anger if he always looks at the sun. So I believed it. I often watch the sun outside alone at noon, and finally one day. . . . . . . . . . Doctor, can I still cure this eye? .

twenty-one, I remember when I was in high school, I was told in writing that I would not be allowed to study at night and would not be cut. . . . . . . . The school (our school is No.2 Middle School) secretly let the students study at night, so they called the Education Bureau and said, Why do they all let the students study at night in No.2 Middle School, but we don't let them! It's not fair. . Finally, I successfully got rid of self-study at night

22. Professor Huang went to Changchun on business. Because he didn't adapt to the low temperature and caught a cold at night, he went downstairs to buy cold medicine. . . Professor Huang came to Changchun pharmacy. Because of the neon light failure, the long characters could not be displayed, and it became a spring pharmacy. Professor Huang said to himself: Spring Drugstore. . . That's right. If you take an aphrodisiac and light it, you'll get over the cold. . .

Twenty-three, watch TV series with my mother in the evening. Me: Mom, if I have a male ticket, do you feel that the hard-earned cabbage has been arched by pigs? Mom: I don't know. I grow cactus.

Twenty-four years ago, when I was shopping with my boyfriend, I met my aunt, who was beating and cursing a woman in the street. A shameless man, a dog man and a woman, and my uncle pulled a leg. I rushed forward and beat the woman with my aunt. Later, they divorced and the woman became my new aunt. Uncle made of iron

25. Now think about it. I used to see that in Korean dramas, the heroine was blind, the hero transplanted his cornea to the heroine, and then the heroine regained her sight, but the hero was blind. Such stories are really brain-damaged. . Can't we just transplant one eye, so that although both of them are Cyclops, at least both of them can see!

teacher: what was the most touching thing your mother said to you? Xiaoming: I don't want to talk about it, teacher. Teacher: Go ahead, it's okay. I won't let you get out. Xiao Ming: My mother said that I should wear more clothes when I go to school. The corridor is cold. . . .

twenty-seven, some time ago, the supervisor found me and secretly said to me: You have done a good job and your salary is going to be raised by 3 yuan. You must never tell anyone about this. I was in tears until the dinner party, when the supervisor drank too much and took my hand: I'm sorry for you. In fact, everyone else has gone up by 6, so I didn't tell you the truth for fear that you would be upset!

twenty-eight, two beautiful women sitting in front of me on the bus, one said: I still think boys should have longer legs. The other said, I think so, too. When stuck in an alley, you can escape from his crotch. . .

twenty-nine, learn static electricity in physics class. In order to make us apply what we have learned, the teacher told us a little coup in life. In winter, girls can protect themselves by wearing thick leather clothes, because when hooligans forcibly take off your clothes, they will touch static electricity, and you can take the opportunity to escape. Of course, you can wear whatever you like if you are ugly.

3. I met a girl online and dated her several times. Today, when chatting on WeChat, she had a whim and suggested deleting each other, and then shook it at the same time to see how long it would take. I thought it was interesting, so I did it. Later, I realized that my shaking hands were sour. . . She dumped me.

thirty-one, when I was a child in the countryside, my father bought eight ducks for me to raise, and often rushed to the field. Once he rushed to the field to play with his friends, he forgot to rush back. When it was dark, he ran to the field and found a duck farm, but he forced eight of them to go home, and didn't want any more. Who knew that my ducklings were already at home when he got home?

Thirty-two, the superior leader would come to the company to inspect the work. Employees are required to wear professional clothes, but I can't remember where I put my tie! Seeing that I was going to be late for work, my witty son took off his red scarf and said to me, Dad! Saving the scene is like putting out a fire. Wear mine! ...

33. The senior high school entrance examination is particularly important, because the two schools exchange invigilators with each other, so our school teacher invites other teachers to dinner. At the end of the evening self-study on the first day of the examination, a vice-principal got drunk and went to patrol.