Funny and humorous sentences about eating instant noodles (Part 1) 1. Suddenly I had the urge to eat instant noodles with tea eggs and pickled mustard.

2. There is no guilt in eating instant noodles at night!

There is only a sense of happiness.

3. I just drank a cup of milk tea, ate a small portion of meatballs, a pack of potato chips, a box of instant noodles, a lollipop, three meals and a few bottles of drinks. How could I gain weight? 4. I woke up in the middle of the night after the first time

I ate instant noodles because I couldn't sleep and thought about some unhappy things. The more I thought about it, the more uncomfortable I became and the more I couldn't sleep.

5. Eating a bowl of instant noodles at night is too sinful.

6. If you have no money and can barely survive eating instant noodles, or if you feel sad but no one shares it, just remember to get through it.

7. I don’t know whether it’s because I ate instant noodles last night or because I didn’t sleep well because of the messy dreams I had at night. I was so dizzy when I woke up in the morning that I almost collapsed, and now I’m still dizzy all the time.

8. When tying your hair, two circles are too loose and three circles are too tight. When you take a shower, you will freeze to death if you turn to the left and burn to death if you turn to the right. When eating instant noodles, one bucket is too little and two buckets are too much. Alas!

Why is it so difficult to make do with it?

9. If you don’t have money, a car, a house, or a career, you still want to imitate other people’s methods of picking up girls, so just go for instant noodles.

10. I really want to eat spicy strips, Malatang, Laotan Pickled Cabbage Instant Noodles... 11. Someone once said provocatively, what should I do when I have to work overtime on a business trip? I want to say that I am almost without exception. Today

I also encountered this point of eating instant noodles~ 12. I ate a bowl of instant noodles and many snacks at night, and I was so full that I almost vomited it out.

13. People really change, just like I used to like instant noodles and braised noodles, but now I like hot and sour noodles.

14. I was really crazy. I ate a bag of instant noodles and drank a cup of fragrant red bean milk tea late at night.

15. My roommate was eating instant noodles in a hurry while looking at his watch. I asked him why he was eating in such a hurry? 16. Yesterday was Chinese Valentine’s Day. Others rented a house while we drove; others went to the park while we took the expressway; others

When we enter a movie theater, we enter the service area; when others sleep in double beds in hotels, we sleep on bunk beds in the car; when others are as happy as first love, we rush on as fast as we can; when others are picking up girls, we are making instant noodles; when others are walking on the street, we go shopping

, we were running wildly on the highway.

17. As soon as I turned on the TV, I saw Wang Baoqiang, whose quality was so low that he "had to steal Xu Zheng ham to eat instant noodles."

18.What is like?

I like it as a cheat meal that I only eat once a week. If you ask me to eat instant noodles, I will agree to it.

19. When meeting old classmates, everyone put on a false smile and said polite words. They would never stay up late in the dormitory reading and eating instant noodles like before.

20. This is where I live now. I was eating instant noodles here this afternoon and suddenly felt hard to swallow. This was the first time that I felt that instant noodles were not delicious. I may have grown up.

Funny and humorous sentences about eating instant noodles (Part 2) 21. I woke up from the smell of my roommate's instant noodles. Help, I'm really hungry. I have nothing to eat.

22. It doesn’t matter if you eat instant noodles, no one feels bad about it anyway.

It doesn't matter if you drink some wine, no one will feel bad about it anyway... 23. Eating instant noodles without sausage and braised eggs is the biggest compromise I have made in my weight loss career.

24. On the winter solstice, I was playing computer games alone and eating instant noodles.

25. I feel like I’ve eaten all the instant noodles for a year.

When I eat instant noodles every day, I am so worried that I will get cancer hahahaha.

Bah bah bah, crow's mouth.

26. I didn’t have breakfast, smelled the aroma of the uncle next to me eating instant noodles, and swallowed like crazy. It was really hard for me!

27. I feel very painful when I think about not being able to go home this coming weekend and having to order takeout and eat instant noodles every day.

28. Why should I order this to eat instant noodles!

My stomach was churning and uncomfortable.

29. Add two pieces of ham to Laotan pickled cabbage noodles.

Cooked for two minutes, it was perfect. I really like eating instant noodles.

30. Yesterday I worked hard all night holding instant noodles. I just came to the hospital today after buying some instant noodles. On the way here, I was still checking the delivery status~~~ Singles are all successful!

31. My recent life: playing games, ordering takeout, eating instant noodles, watching dramas and sleeping.

32. There are still many people who like to eat instant noodles. In the past, they ate instant noodles because they were fast and cheap. Now eating instant noodles is just a memory.

33. I don’t know when I started to develop the habit of eating instant noodles at 11:30 pm.

34. I can eat instant noodles with you, rent a house, and wear the cheapest clothes, but you have to remember that I am willing, not just worthy of it!

35. It was my first time to ride a green train. Everyone in the train was crying while eating instant noodles. They ordered fried beef river, which tasted better than box lunches.

36. Why can I gain weight even if I eat instant noodles every day? It must be a deficiency.