Parents' Meeting in Xiaodongbang

One day, the Dong Bang Six were invited by the school where the Xiaodongbang were located to meet the teacher at the school where the Little Dong Bang were studying.

Teacher: "Hello, Mr. Qu, your daughter Luo Ning is very diligent in school and has done well, but please pay attention to one thing. Luo Ning usually has no bad habits, but she works at school. Luo Ning is really my daughter, and she has no animal relationship like me. Also, where is the record that Luo Ning usually makes? I have to see how the child's medicine is made.

The teacher is speechless ...

Teacher: "Hello, Mr. Nangong, your child Yazhi usually behaves well in school and respects his elders. This is the problem, because no matter where Yazhi's classmates go, there will be a large number of girls behind him, which will affect the school order a little! Also, Yazhi's classmates seem to be very interested in divination, and often take playing cards to divination with their classmates … (Don't faint yet! When did I become so anthomaniac? But I didn't expect Yazhi's father to be a handsome boy! )

Nangong Lie (smiling): Oh! So that's it?

Teacher: "Hello, Mr. Zhan! I would like to ask, is your child's facial muscles … often … often cramped? Otherwise, why do you always have a comic smile? Also, Shao Ang seems to like computers very much. He often intercepts information from the school computer, and then lets Lei Yufeng, a classmate in the same class, remember the information and spread it around. < P > Lingyang Zhan (smile 11): Thank you for reminding me! I will definitely educate Shao Ang. Oh, hehehehehehe! _

Teacher (Is this parent pretending? Why are smiles and laughter exactly the same? )

Teacher: Hello, Mr. Lei, your child, Yu Feng, works hard at school and has a memory beyond imagination. However, please pay attention to some points. Yu Feng seems to be difficult to get along with other students. He often keeps silent all day, and other students are not allowed to be quiet, otherwise, students will be "punished" for at least two hours.

Roye Lei: "Two hours? Is it too little? If I were you, I'd let him stand all day!

Teacher: "Hello, Mr. Xiang, your child's performance at school … He attaches great importance to friendship. If his friend is bullied, he will definitely fight, but this way of punishing others is not too … not too …

Victor Xiang (with fire in his eyes):" What? Who bullied them (rolled up their sleeves and prepared to fight)

Teacher: "Mr. Xiang … Xiang, please calm down first (it's terrible! No wonder Jian Yao did that)

Teacher: "Hello, Mr. An, your child Cheng Yu threw a coke bottle into the principal's office two days ago. The principal's office was blown to ashes in a few seconds, and the principal was injured and hospitalized.

An Kaichen:" Oh? Did that kid make a coke bomb? No wonder it's strange to find him these days.

Suddenly, the teacher's office was blown up!

An Kaichen: "Teacher, is the bomb in the principal's office so powerful? This is my newly-made bomb.

Outside the teacher's office, the "Little East Gang" huddled together.

Zhan Shaoang (smile No.11) said, "Oops! Lovely people are going to be beaten! Poor thing! Oh, hehehehehehe

Lei Yufeng: "The pocket money for next month has not been settled.

Quluoning:" I still said that I would like to eat something now, and I must go on a hunger strike tonight!

An Chengyu: "Dad's bomb is worse than mine!

Dong Bang's crooked poems

We had the first laugh, and the White House regarded him as a treasure ~

We had the second laugh, and the president put him in an advertisement ~

We had the fifth San Xiao, and the number of lovers in the world was decreasing ~

We had the fourth laugh, and the wolf organization was out of order ~

We had the fifth laugh, and the little minister was fierce and quarrelsome ~

Endure to shout "Wow" ~

We roared the eighth laugh, Herrien's heart beat ~

We roared the ninth laugh, and Dong Bang fans lined up ~

We roared the tenth laugh, and hurriedly carried him away ~

The White House outing tour group suffered from danger.

Uncle p>brandy is so insidious, he tries his best.

Nangong is the first to be the first, and the six senses are strong enough to protect him.

if you are humble, you will give in to the second, and Tai Chi will give you four or two pounds.

Prince sirrah kissed his hand, and it was over before it started.

PC has the worst temper, and punches quickly and accurately.

the farmer shouted come on, which made the officer paralyzed.

A smile makes a thousand worries disappear.

when you say all kinds of explanations, it's hard for you to swallow your resentment.

the polygraph instrument was moved out, and the purpose did not reach a sigh!

when he has money, spend it for him!

when he is in debt, avoid him!

when he is unlucky, hit him!

when he is rich, follow him!

punish him when he is wrong!

help him when he commits suicide!

torture him when he is old!

When Yang Yang said that he was going to wander, whenever he miscalculated his account immediately, my ministers shot snipers everywhere.

After three days of intense heat, he didn't take a shower, and the farmers cried for their father and mother. Rarity jumped into the Atlantic Ocean, and

he was so impatient that he went crazy.

There was thunder and lightning outside the house,

There were whispers everywhere,

Rarity tried to rub the white flour,

The character of ministers and ministers was changing,

Anyone who stepped on people didn't apologize,

Farmers and farmers complained repeatedly,

Xiaolie was surprised and dumbfounded, and

He endured secretly loving others.

Rarity's orders are obeyed-hypnosis

fierce gambling tables are not the same-sixth sense

I am the most proficient in machinery-I often reform

Farmers often love plastic surgery-face-changing surgery

Anyone who points to building wonderful skills-acupuncturing

looking for information in the network of skillful hands

. Prince's status is the noblest. Hypnosis techniques rank first, and surgical flying knives make delicious food.

The thief is Victor Xiang, who can unlock the lock easily, and the champion of fast-legged boxing is unparalleled. As far as acting is concerned, he is the best.

The sharpshooter is a minister of An Kai, and his multiple personalities are unusual. He takes the lead in both hands, and he is mechanically transformed.

The psychic calculation is Roye Lei, who never forgets anything and will make money. The skill of bartending is earth-shattering. Divination is accurate and high-level. There is also the sixth sense of strange spirit. Poker darts destroy the enemy.

Lingyang Zhan, the weirdo, leads everyone to surrender the enemy. Black soft sword is unstoppable, and he is the strongest in computer technology.

Six people are as deep as the sea, and thousands of dangers are inseparable. They form an evil party in Dong Bang, and write anecdotes in a fiery youth.

Birds are chirping, and I advertise for Dong Bang. Trick people into trouble and make fun of them.

Rarity teaches you hypnosis, ministers teach you how to dismantle explosives, Yang Yang teaches you how to play computers, and Fan Fan teaches you how to speculate in stocks.

Xiao Lie is busy teaching divination, and farmers teach you how to identify treasures. There is also a guest, Tengren Yi, who teaches people earnestly.

The Dong Bang Declaration is a school rule, so you must do it. I advise you to run away.

When will there be

food from sirrah

I wonder if I can eat it

It's really annoying

I want to try it boldly

I'm afraid of being cheated

I'm sweating all over

I'm worried and dumbfounded

It's really pitiful

. > I'm used to it

I hope it works out

There's no danger this time

When will the characters come? I don't know when the high-quality experiment will be fulfilled. I want to poison Dong Bang, and I'm afraid my best friend will have a grudge. I can only be beaten by many people alone. It's really pitiful.

Looking at the sky, looking for someone, it's hard to sleep, and there should be no hatred. Besides, I fix three meals, the medicine has a shelf life, and people have high quality and bad quality. I hope things can't be done in the past, and there are people everywhere.

The White House is restless, and all the dragons and white tigers can't find peace. Getting into trouble is like being born with the ability to come in all directions with fear. Demon invasion, KB blustery, inflammation Wolf ghost face didn't calm in the past. Funny has been completely integrated into your life, driving boredom away. The fire burns your youth and streaks through your life. The reason for your arrogance never needs to be explained. Friendship keeps deepening, tacit understanding naturally breeds, and loneliness is only an illusion of the past. Fire burns youth, ignites your enthusiasm, and the people you have fucked are bloody all over. The uncle who was acupunctured and the hypnotized orangutan can only be helpless and sad.

It's my first time to meet

There are many guests in the fast food restaurant, and one person sits alone in the corner. After observing for a long time, I finally come in and talk about it.

My friend's tableware is unique, so it's better to teach me to have fun. The exclusive tools are praised, and the blue-eyed handsome guy is happy to blossom.

shine on you is better than blue, and it is leisurely to use it. sirrah has made up his mind that there is no reason to make friends.

Finally, I met a good opponent.

The two men went to the battlefield hand in hand, one for each other. Smiling soft sword returned to agriculture, and PC fought with the knife.

There was affection in the fight, and there was no way to stop them from turning sides. After the gang duel, the number of friends increased.

The bar was dark, and no one looked at the handsome men. A dark corner was crowded, making Yang go and watch the excitement. < Don't try to make trouble without money.

The table is full of gambling money. When both sides work together, the chaotic scene will be even more chaotic.

Once out of the bar again, one person will become six people. The grass by the river will be smooth in the future, and KB will be turned upside down soon.

The rising sun in the East China Sea will surely make Banganguo have no hatred.

There are twists and turns on the road to officialdom. I hope my friends will wake up early, and the snow will be auspicious and jubilant.

Nanwang looked forward and hesitated, and the palace gate was the first to know who it was. In the hot sun, I swear to block * * *,

I have to take shelter under the eaves alone? Triumphal victory is the strength of all people, how can I be worthy of your wishes?

wealth has always been like a cloud. when will it be over? Farming field weaves the ground for paving,

thunder and lightning strike the sky for the house. You have no intention of competing with the world, and everything is not stained with dust.

I'm drunk when I'm eating and drinking, which makes me hurt when I dance. It's too late to whip the horse with dust,

the Iraqis will eventually disappear. There is still a shadow under the vine, and I care about the distant past.

Six freaks of Dong Bang Shenxian family came from the East, and the United States met and became best friends. When they came to KB, they were called Dong Bang.

The leader makes the geek the most, and the computer wizard is the only one.

Dong Bang is in trouble. With a wave of soft sword's hand, beautiful Satan falls from the sky.

sirrah, an imperial doctor, is a blue-eyed half-blood. The flying knife god hypnotizes him, and the animals run away when they see him turn around.

medical tweezers accompany him, and his wonderful hand rejuvenates Hua tuo. When he enters the kitchen in happy ever after, chef Dong Bang belongs to him.

The double-gun god shot belongs to PC, and it has been transformed by machinery.

all the bombs saw him laid off and visited him at dusk with a dual personality.

A east and a west steal without borders, and are proficient in Yi Rong and good at directing. Who is this person?

God bet on Nangong Lie. Poker divination is really effective, and with the magical sixth sense, it is really convenient for him to purchase.

divination before doing things will make you happy with half the effort.

There is also a psychic Roye Lei, who never forgets anything, mental arithmetic and quick calculation, plus a genius.

Dong Bang's property is in his charge, and he acupoints it into a statue.

sirrah's PC, Jun Fan, Nangong's agriculture and Ling Yang formed the Dong Bang Evil Party.

There is also Blue Shadow Tengren Yi, who has been haunted by nightmares since she was a child, and it was not until she met Lingyang Zhan that her life became a big wave.

Following Dong Bang's fight for the promotion, they became best friends after several contests, and lived in the makes hall together.

family and friends pass by, and everyone makes fun of me; I'm worried about everyone because of embarrassing things, happy events and happy things.

Never sit if you can lie down, never stand if you can sit, never stand if you can lean against it

Quotations

1.NO NO NO! Uncle can't escape from reality! It is not shameful to be hated by others. What is shameful is that you refuse to face the reality, open your eyes and tell lies with thick skin, and tell yourself that you are actually great and popular. This clown-like escape behavior will only show how naive and ignorant he is. A human with a little brain will never do such a stupid thing, because it will only prove that he is a higher creature who is a primate, and will also bring trouble to all primates who suffer injustice because of uncle's ignorance. Uncle will be spurned and resented by all primates, and will become a shameful sinner in the evolutionary history of primates. Think about it, because the old man in Washington bravely faced the reality and admitted that he was the "tree killer" who cut down the cherry tree, he became the founding president of the United States worshipped by everyone; Uncle, however, because you escape from reality and refuse to admit that you are a nuisance who cares about others, you have become a public enemy spurned by all primates. Isn't this sad and terrible? So uncle is brave enough to face the annoying reality, and don't deceive yourself! Buddhism has a cloud: "The sea of suffering is boundless, and turning back is the shore"; The ancient sages also said: "It's great to be good if you can correct your mistakes." Moreover, the older people get, the more stubborn they will become. Uncle should seize the opportunity to change himself in time before he is too old to be stubborn! Lest you end up in a miserable situation, it would be really self-inflicted-

2. What if Uncle is sick and his days are numbered? Alas, alas, alas It's so pitiful ... But it's all right, one less scourge in the world is a legacy, and uncle should be able to go without regrets.

3. I said, uncle, the three things I promised to do for you have been completed so far. From now on, I won't owe you anything! So please tell me which side is cool and which side is flashing, and don't stick to others to hinder their gastrointestinal digestion.

4. I said that even if this uncle misses others and can't wait to see them, don't be so explicit and impatient. Isn't he coming to see you?

5. what a mistake! I'm so cute and charming, how can I have a problem with anyone? That shady masked uncle is probably jealous that I'm too fairy-looking, so he's bothering me.

6. people can't pretend to be garlic! Oh, I don't care. Uncle Ghost bullied me. I'm so poor. I was bullied before I got married. If I got married, there would be no good life in the future. I'm so poor. No wonder people say that since ancient times, beauty has been unlucky, and it's true. Wow ...

7. Of course, you have to apologize to me for killing me for no reason, otherwise I'll tell people everywhere that Uncle Ghost Face bullied wolves.

8. What's the matter? It was that uncle who didn't have IQ, was narrow-minded and planted it at random. He was so innocent!

9. I said, Brother Louis, I know that you always boast a big mouth, but you don't have to be so impatient to gobble it up. We are hungry in the United States, not in Africa. You are not afraid to harm your father and mother to go out and show jokes, saying that they have abused you for years, leaving you with insufficient food and warm clothes. That's why you will see food like a dog. Alas, alas, alas can