Here are some interesting and evil parts I have selected:
"A lollipop, what's your hurry?" Fengshen said doubtfully, and I frowned and murmured, "That's the bomb I used."
"Ah?" All four guys exclaimed and said in unison, "Impossible!"
"What should I do?" The dead emperor was a little worried. At this time, the nature of fatherly love began to appear, and he looked at the shadow anxiously. "What kind of bomb is this?"
"If it is impacted, it will explode. "I didn't say much, touched my head. He also heard what I just said, shaking with fear. "Don't be afraid, mom is here." Hearing this, the shadow seemed to be relieved, and the fear in their eyes dispersed, and they nodded.
"What should I do?" The dead emperor began to cry in a worried voice, a little at a loss.
"I have an idea." I whispered, I picked up the shadow, kissed the shadow's mouth, slowly rolled the lollipop with my tongue and gently pulled it back into my mouth.
"temptation!" Several guys shouted almost at the same time and I waved them not to worry.
"Let me help you. For the record, I'm just passing by. " The boy suddenly said seriously that he pulled me down and kissed me before I gave him an angry white look. There is a harsh sucking sound.
"wave!" With the sound of pulling out the piston, the candy left my mouth. I squatted down in pain and gently stroked my swollen lips with my fingers. This bastard is too cruel.
The three men froze for a while, and the dead emperor came to his senses and shouted, "You bastard, I ruined you!" " The holy emperor also rushed forward angrily, and Fengshen had to keep up. Suddenly he saw something on the ground, and his face showed a poor expression. He stopped to give a malicious smile.
"Kagang!" Suddenly, the holy emperor's foot was caught by an invisible thing and he fell forward. In desperation, he grabbed the dead emperor, and with a loud bang, the pants of the dead emperor were torn down. I suddenly turned pale with fear, but things were far from as simple as I thought. The dead emperor who was pulled down his trousers fell forward because of his trousers, and his body tilted to the sky.
Another harsh sucking sound.
"Ha ha! Dad's PP ran out to play with his uncle. " The shadow shouted happily, and I was so scared that my chin almost fell to the ground. I saw the holy emperor pulling the pants of the dead emperor, and he was pale and didn't know what to say. The naked dead emperor and Tian Zheng stare big eyes at the same time, and their mouths are close together.
"Who seems to have disappeared?" I have nothing to say.
"Ha ha ha ```````" Finally, a obscene laughter came. I saw Shen Feng looking at the three guys with an evil face, holding a lollipop detonator in his hand, proudly raising his mouth and saying, "Kill you three tuo cow dung!" " Then he pressed the switch on the pipe hard.
"boom! ! ! ! "`````````
Aside Fengshen pushed away the holy emperor and said grumpily. When he pushed the holy emperor aside, he immediately coughed badly twice, and his eyes were full of disgusting obscene pornography. He said slowly like a poem: "The meeting between me and Qingcheng Mountain is the real good time, which you didn't expect."
"What is it?" Almost at the same time, several six people who obviously looked down on Fengshen's picking skills, most of them took Fengshen's wretched smiling face with mocking eyes and tried to pierce his face.
"Hum." Fengshen shook his head and shook off his hair, leaving a few dandruff in the air, and then his feelings deepened, as if telling a beautiful legend: "It was a beautiful night, and the faint moonlight gently covered the beautiful branches and leaves in the forest and fell on the beautiful lake in the forest. In the moonlight, the waterline of the small lake swayed like a jewel. I had leisure and sang a fascinating speech beside an unprecedented poem. I stretched out my hands and leaned forward slightly. Everyone around you is already black. Looking at this artificial man, everyone has thought of how to ravage him.
"But!" Fengshen suddenly turned his head, and the seriousness on his face completely dispersed, only completely paused and changed into a serious expression. He pretended to be B's eyes looking at his hand. "I thought this lake could make me sing the best poems in the world, because it was short-lived, but as soon as I got close, I found that beauty was completely taken away by another kind of beauty. At this time, I can't seem to find beauty that can be compared with that kind of beauty. " Said, and fiercely a fist card wipe sound, a look up at the number of six people in front of you. "That person is the whole city. She is in the lake, showing her incomparable pride. For a moment, I was stupid. I was enjoying and drawing materials with enthusiasm for art. "
"I depend! Peeking at someone taking a shower, so to speak. You are really looking for a fight! " Yue Guan said, rolled up his sleeves and was about to come over to the European Fengshen. Seeing this, the kind Lei Er rushed up, gave a sly smile and gave Yueguan a good beating: "Brother Yueguan, don't do this, bear with it, isn't this saving the whole city?" Hearing this, I saw that my face relaxed a little and my fist was not so tight. Bud son looked at secretly breathed a sigh of relief and wiped the cold sweat on her head.
"Later, Qingcheng Mountain discovered my unparalleled handsomeness and domineering, so she left the lake with a piece of cloth and her god beast. Later, she found that she forgot to bring her clothes, so this kind of love happened by coincidence. She came back to meet me again, but this time she was psychologically prepared, so she wanted to see my kingly demeanor and asked me for two tricks. " Fengshen said, don't forget a wave. The holy emperor on the side tugged at the corner of his mouth and said contemptuously, "It was people who found you peeking and took other people's clothes before they wanted to come back and beat you."
"You know what? Actually, I think Qingcheng will take another bath, and then I will appear again. Maybe Qingcheng will restore her memory. " Fengshen said thoughtfully, and then suddenly, he nodded sharply and praised: true seconds, seconds! "?" Before he finished admiring himself, he suddenly felt very quiet around him, and there seemed to be many shadows where he stood.
"Hey, what are you doing?" Fengshen struggled for a moment, tied it into a palm and threw it out of the conference building.
"Ahem ``````" Ye Jia coughed a little, trying to pull back some angry and irrational behaviors of six people. "Now that three people have tried it, it's time for Breeze and Dead Emperor to demonstrate that you met Qingcheng for the first time."
"Breeze, you should go first." The dead emperor seemed to suddenly think of something to shirk, and there was a trace of doubt and thought in the pure black eyes of the breeze. He smiled and said, "Oh, it's rare to die. The emperor let me go first, so I won't be pushed away when the wind is light." What happened when the breeze met Qingcheng for the first time was that the breeze hummed, and then he came to Qingcheng with a fleeting figure, and soon.
"Wow, what are you doing? Let me go, so the whole city is like a caterpillar. " The breeze wrapped Qingcheng Mountain in a cloth in an instant, and several guys behind him were so surprised that their chins were almost dropped. They watched Qingcheng wriggle on the ground like a bug with big eyes, and the breeze standing by respectfully punched several six people: "This is what happened when I first met Miss Qingcheng."
"This is a tragedy." Helpless and a group of people said in unison.
"Well, now only the dead emperor. Go and perform your first meeting with Qingcheng. " In the evening, Grandmother Jia pinched her forehead with a headache and complained in her heart, Are you kidding? Why is everyone so problematic about what happened to Qingcheng Mountain? Is it just normal? "Dead emperor, go." Night Jia looked at the dead emperor with a usually serious face. It should be normal for him to contact the whole city for the first time.
"Oh, oh, oh." The dead emperor Heitie's face flashed a little red and embarrassed, but everyone was watching, which was always bad for him. Besides, it's for the whole city, so I have to go to bed. "Breeze, loosen the cloth on Qingcheng."
"Have a good class!" The breeze just pulls in your hands, and the invisible cloth instantly scatters, giving the whole city the ability to move.
"It hurts." The whole city complained angrily, gently pinching her aching joints, looking at the dead emperor who had been kind to himself from the beginning, and said with a little fear, "What are you going to do this time?"
"The dead emperor didn't speak, as if he had made a great determination. He turned around slowly, stood with his feet open, bent down and aimed at the whole city.
"````````` The people around you are petrified in an instant, and there are endless cracks on their faces.
"What are you doing?" Night ning first return to absolute being, awkward asked.
"When I first met Qingcheng Mountain, I kicked my chrysanthemum with my feet. I know that Qingcheng's favorite thing to do in this life is this, and only her favorite thing can evoke his memories. " Speaking of the dead emperor's eyes with a firm and persistent, drink, "the whole city! Come on! Pick hard! "
——! Everyone is speechless enough. Ye Jia has passed out. I didn't expect the experience of the dead emperor to be the most abnormal.
"No, Brother Wu Di." The whole city looked at the dead emperor and retreated a little in fear. "I don't want it, I don't want to do such a disgusting thing!" "Say a push away the innocent students standing in front of the door and make a dash for the door!
"temptation!" The dead emperor turned around and shouted to catch up, but the breeze immediately stopped him and said, "Let her calm down for a while." Seeing Xiangyu, the dead emperor also knew that this kind of thing was too urgent and bad.
"Wow!" A burst of green light, I appeared in the sky of the masters' home, and I finally came back, haha, great. Wait, high above.
Twitter, some birds flew past me.
"Wow!" An earth-shattering sound, the echo of the gods crying has been echoing in the valley. I feel the wind blowing through my body quickly, so I can only close my eyes and crash into a room. I hit the house and fell into the water, feeling dizzy. I rolled my eyes, grabbed a stick next to me, and supported myself to get up without shaking down. "TNND, how can the scroll be sent to such a high place?"
"The whole city" "Be gentle. "I just say that finish, I heard a familiar and annoying voice, that bastard. I dare not look back at him, but my eyes glanced around. This place is a bathroom. In the bathroom, there was the voice of a bastard moon crown. The stick in my hand is warm, and that bastard moon crown is said to be light. Although it is very unfavorable to me, he dare not mess around, but his children can be measured in my hands. " Long time no see, Moon Crown. "I whispered, proudly turned around, picked your eyebrows and laughed.
"Hum." There was an evil smile on Yueguan's face. "The monster of the underworld really has the courage to come here alone. Really bold. " Said the naked body began to shine dazzling white light, "my attributes, people close to me, are easily killed by me." He looked at me contemptuously as if I were a useless thing in his eyes.
"Really?" I snorted contemptuously and slowly increased my hand strength. "I can't see my brother's size."
You "He pinched my shoulder with his red hands. "What do you want?"
"What do I want to do? Ha ha! Tell me, did you tell your master that I am from the underworld? "
"You witch dare to threaten me." At some point, his body generate stronger light, holding my shoulder hand also increased the strength. I feel my shoulder almost crushed by him, but if I give up here, it will definitely end.
"Fuck you." He jerked his hand, his face turned blue and his body trembled. He quickly said, "Sister, you have something to say!"
"Hum." I can't help but relax and let Yueguan's originally livid face recover a little color.
"The whole city, not that I'm afraid of you, but I don't want to. If I had used the secret beer with unlimited monthly flow, you would have died long ago. " He was panting.
"Are you? I'm not afraid of you either. Even if I'm going to die, I'll turn your baby three times counterclockwise and then fold it at a right angle of 90 degrees to see what you do. " I snorted proudly and stuck out my tongue at him twice. "Brother, it takes some time for you to twist my hand. I want to twist your child, but in a flash. Unless you have the ability to regenerate, we'd better talk calmly. "
"Well, my good school sister, don't get excited, don't get excited." He quickly released the hand that held my shoulder, but he still didn't take it away. He was afraid that I would play tricks on him again, so he didn't dare to fight back, but my shoulder wouldn't hurt so much. I also gently released my tight hand, looked up at him and said flatly, "Do the masters know me?"
"I don't know." Yueguan also replied categorically, with a pair of eyes staring at me.
"Why?" I'm a little curious. Did the boy not tell the masters about me because he didn't want them to know, or was he afraid that the masters would protect me and wanted to kill me secretly? It is hard to imagine that this boy will be kind.
"Because if you tell the master, they will let me kill you." He said in an unbearable tone. He pinched my shoulder and gently squeezed it twice. I frowned. Don't say from the beginning that he doesn't want to meet his warm eyes. "Are you so worried about me? Don't you hate it when I lie to you? "
"yuck."
"Then why?"
"Because I want to push you down before I kill you." He said this sentence calmly, and I blinked at him twice. He looked at me firmly.
"I see."
"hmm."
"Fuck you!" I was furious, holding his baby's hand and intensifying my efforts. "After all, you still want to kill me, or rape first and then kill!"
"No, there is. I want to rape first and then kill. "
"Fuck you! Still play with me. " As I spoke, I increased my strength. As soon as the moon crown bowed its head, I couldn't help screaming: "Allure!"
"What's the matter?" Suddenly the gate was broken and several owners rushed in.
Several masters froze and looked at me with their mouths wide open. My hand was on my shoulder, naked, and my hand was on his child.
"Go on." Several teachers spoke in unison and left the classroom almost instantly. I don't know who put the broken door back in the blink of an eye. It's amazing. I don't have time to explain.
"Alas, I was misunderstood again." I sighed helplessly, and suddenly I felt that that guy's baby was getting hotter and hotter. "Hey, let your brother behave."
"I can't control it." His red face a hug me, "the whole city, I miss you so much. I said I wanted to kill you, but I couldn't. Actually, I still like you. Please give it to me today. "
"card wipe." I didn't say much, but the nausea in my heart made me subconsciously turn what I was holding.
"Wow!" ```````
"Here we go, this is soup and this is noodles." I brought the soup and a bowl of noodles.
"Very good." Tian Ember said happily, opened the lid and suddenly froze. "When I saw this scene, I was shocked. I saw that the soup in the pot showed a strange purple color, and several added dishes were dyed dark purple by this purple color, which was very dangerous. Although the whole soup has just been cooked, the purple noodle soup is bubbling, and some purple fog appears from time to time.
"How did you make such a horrible thing?" Tian Yan looked at the evil bubbling soup with black lines in the pot, and my hands with spoons could not help shaking. My face suddenly cracked and I complained, "I just added everything I could eat, added water and cooked it."
"This soup is like being polluted. I want to vomit after reading it, and you told me to eat and leave. " Say that finish, Tiane pushed the pot of soup away. I sweated at the soup pushed aside and found that the bottom of the pot seemed to be corroded by the soup.
"This bowl of noodles." Tian Ember looked at the noodles in the bowl and examined them carefully. The soup before gave him a great shock. "This surface is well done. The noodles are evenly lubricated and well made. There is no such face in this countryside. I'm afraid you are made of dough for the time being. So you are good at fabrics. Tell me, how did you make the cloth into such beautiful noodles? " Tian Ember suddenly looked at me with interest, as if he were a food critic. "PSST ~ ~ ~" After smoking two faces, Tian Ember nodded with satisfaction. "Well, good, good. How on earth did you make this face? I am very curious. "
"So!" Then I took out flour and water, poured it into my mouth and chewed it. "This world-class flour is really good without preservatives." On the one hand, it was already white, so I spit out the dough I chewed in my mouth and raised my fist and beat it hard. "This is the process of kneading dough!" "The fist hit the dough hard, and the dough immediately splashed a lot. A few pieces still fell on Tiane's head, and Tiane's face suddenly cracked and could not be stitched. " Finally, it's time to make the dough into strips! "Then I raised my hand to the big dough." Bah! "Spit out a piece of flour that sticks to your teeth, and the sky will instantly enter a petrochemical state.
"This is my magic weapon to turn dough into noodles!" After that, I took out my fly swatter, and in an instant, Tianbao stood up and looked at me in disbelief. "So." I put the fly swatter in the bowl and pressed the dough down. From under the fly swatter, the dough was squeezed out of the hole and the noodles were finished by the fly swatter.
"`````````" The sky was completely stunned, and a gust of wind blew `````````.
"Who dares to eat this kind of thing!" Say that finish, the day suddenly lifted the table, and the whole yard was chasing me.
"Ladies and gentlemen, you have a good rest. Qingcheng and I will go to the temple of life first. " I'm going to the forest with an implicit pull. Everyone in the back was stunned. I don't know where the power comes from. I stood up again and shouted, "You bastard dare to take ready-made benefits." As he spoke, a few people followed us up like nothing happened.
"Allure, look!" He implicitly pointed to a small palace building and said excitedly that it was like his life. "There is the temple of life."
"How do you know?" I said doubtfully.
"Because it says." Fengshen seems to have found something remarkable and brushed his hair with a B suit. "In fact, it's nothing." I don't have time to despise him with everyone. I looked up at the signboard, which read four words, Hall of Life, hello, even the blind can see it.
Guan Yinda didn't say much, but with a frown, he pulled me to the inside. The seven guys behind him didn't mock Fengshen, and they followed closely, because the temple was not big, just a small corridor. At the moment when I was on the road, I saw a beautiful flower at the end of the corridor. There are even arrows at both ends of the corridor. Near the arrows, it says: If you want to find the tree of life, don't forget to add the words escape route. ——! The staff here are really conscientious, but will there be staff in this place? It feels more like a trap waiting for us to go in.
"Allure, let's go." Although Guan Yinda hesitated for a while, he finally made up his mind to move forward. I can't help but be a little worried. It won't be easy. In the past, the problem was too big. It was so simple to reach the temple of life, and there was a direction in the temple of life, which made people feel that there was danger lurking.
"I know you are worried, but there is no time now. If you don't go, you will die. Although it will be dangerous to go in, it can save your life. I will help you anyway. " Implicit melancholy said, clear eyes scattered with ambiguous reluctance. The guys behind were all black-faced, and Fengshen shouted childishly, "That's what I want to say."
"Let's go." The dead emperor still looked serious, but strode forward, ahead of me and implicative. For a moment, I couldn't help but admire him psychologically. This is called a real person. Talk less and do more.
"card wipe." When the dead emperor stepped into the inner hall, I couldn't help looking at his tall black figure nervously. He didn't turn around to see me either. He just glanced around one by one, then turned to look at us and said, "Nothing, come in."
"hmm." I nodded and smiled at him. I was used to it, but the dead emperor trembled slightly, sobbed his mouth with a smile, and quickly got out of the way to make way for me.
"Look, that's the tree of life." Fengshen said excitedly, pointing to the only flower in the temple. I can't help looking at the flower with the black line, and I can't help feeling excited and confused. I took a cigarette and said incredulously, that's simply chrysanthemum, where is the tree of life? "
That's right! The only plant inserted in the center of the inner hall is a chrysanthemum, which is slightly larger than usual. Well, I don't believe that if I kill it at ordinary times, it will be the tree of life, but the chrysanthemum killed by heaven is engraved with big characters: the tree of life. There is a row of small print next to it: the general idea is to save lives and revive souls. The eating method is licking chrysanthemums. This product is absolutely genuine. It has been certified by countless people in the market and has a good reputation and curative effect. Usually you have to pass five tests to enter the temple. Today, as long as you have four major exams, what are you waiting for? Opportunity knocks but once. What are you waiting for? Lick it if you need it.
All the people were stunned, their faces were covered with cracks that could not be stitched, and there was an unspeakable silence around them.
"Ahem" implicitly took the lead, glanced at the chrysanthemum tree in a cold sweat and then turned to look at me. "In that case, you can lick the chrysanthemums in Qingcheng."
"Don't!" I exclaimed, my heart was full of unspeakable disgust. "Don't kill me, you ask Lao Tzu to lick chrysanthemums. That will leave me with an indelible painful memory. " I struggled but refused to get on the bus, so I implicitly winked at the people next to me. Some guys in Lima came to their senses and rushed up and gave me a push without pushing.
"The temptation, it is good to lick. I don't think there is anything wrong with that chrysanthemum. " Fengshen giggling away.
"What does it matter if I can save you?" Tian Ember also revealed little tiger tooth, laughed.
"The chrysanthemums are very clean." The holy emperor smiled slightly.
"You see how beautiful that flower is. If you lick it, it is different from human chrysanthemums. " The talking moon crown. I don't have to think about it.
"If you close your eyes, you can't see anything." The breeze whispers, and I hum helplessly. It's really easy for this boy to stand and talk like a baby.
"Life is crucial. After licking, I don't care what you like. " The dead emperor estimated that time was running out and gave me a push in a hurry.
"Can't you just listen to me for once?" The boy just came to order.
Seeing my head pushed in front of the chrysanthemum, I shook my neck in pain and shouted, "No, let me lick the chrysanthemum, even if I die!" " Looking at my face getting closer and closer to that chrysanthemum, am I going to create a shadow of evil flow here?
"Boom!" Like the fighting spirit of a tiger in a cage, it is intertwined in the air and roughly divided into two parts, which violently impacts the stage play. Several teachers under the stage are very calm and comfortable, but in fact they are all in a cold sweat. It's not that they don't know the amount of quarrel. If we play like this, the whole venue will definitely be smashed.
"hmm." The headmaster nodded, and hundreds of teachers showed up instantly, but they still didn't move, but privately released circuitous resentment at their feet. Hundreds of powerful battles sneaked around the stage, slowly surrounding the stage, creating a circuitous feud obstacle. It appears to form a beautiful scene, which has generally become a stage effect in the eyes of the audience.
"Oh." The sky snorted, gritted his teeth and fell to one side.
"Cough." The Holy Queen stepped back and fell down.
"Damn." "Fengshen" lay on one side with panda eyes open, struggling in the air with both hands and feet, trying to stand up, but in vain.
"`````````````````````````` You should die, don't you dare hit the king." The dead emperor ate the pain, closed his eyes and smoked.
"Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh. "The moon crown staggered over and hung her hand in the breeze. Who knows that when she touched Xiangyu's shoulder, Xiangyu tilted to one side, so they fell together indecent.
"Cough ``````````````" He threw his black face, which was foaming at the mouth, aside. An inertial movement made him very hard, and his hands quickly pressed his thighs and trembled twice to avoid falling. Zhang Jun's face has long been flat and lost its original line shape. At the moment, he is more like a steamed stuffed bun. He just glanced at the people lying on the stage with swollen eyes. At that time, a kind of excitement of victory filled his heart. "Ha ha, Lao Tzu is invincible." """""what? However, he took a deep breath because of this painful smile. As a savior, he naturally has vanity that others can't reach. Although he was very tired, he insisted on facing the audience and slowly raised his right hand to the audience.
No, I'm the one who wants to play the hero. How can we steal this boy's thunder? Besides, the dwarf is a supporting role, and the final winner should be me, not you. Since this son of a bitch wants to steal my thunder, I must kill him while he is weak.
"I ```````" Facing the audience, he struggled to open his mouth to talk. I slowly slipped behind him and blocked me with my body. At this time, the audience saw Tianzheng, but did not see me hiding behind Tianzheng. "I ``````````````` is the most `````````````````" Ah "Before he finished, these words were completely stuck in his throat. His eyes widened in surprise, and a little spit trickled down his mouth. His body trembled violently, as if facing endless pain.
"You ```````" He shook his body in surprise and turned to look at me with his last strength. I smiled evilly, raised my eyebrows, slowly took back my foot stuck in his chrysanthemum position, and whispered with a serious expression of Stephen Chow playing undercover: "I am undercover."
"bang." There was a loud noise, and the sky lay on the ground in front of me like a corpse. My eyes are already rolling because of the severe pain, and my body can't tremble gently and painfully. I soon came to my senses and picked up Tianzheng's head with a sad face. "Dwarf, I won't let you die in vain. Rest in peace. " Then I learned to reach out and gently touch Tianzheng's eyes on TV, trying to close his unwilling eyes, but I found that his eyes were still unwilling to close after I touched them.
"`````````" Glanced at the sky, and under the cover of angel and body, I secretly gave it a punch, which made it pass out with its neck crooked. It's really a savior. It's too difficult. "Am I alone?" I stood up and said loudly, and returned to normal to play the lines in the script.
Hope to adopt