1. Strong sick cat
2. The farmer's three fists
3. Lu Monkey King Thrice Defeats the Skeleton Demon
Draw a picture and add it to the snake
5. Born in sorrow, died in happiness.
6. Studying abroad and staying in China
7. Jerry Yan with an irregular name
8. Kidney deficiency for a long time
9. Always walk by the river, how can you not trip?
10. The legend of the heroic shooter
1 1. Mickey Mouse and Liu Laogen
12. Dongli hotpot
13. heatstroke villa
14. Robin Hood
15. A blessing in disguise is a blessing in disguise.
16. What can I do to kill you, dear?
17. Dial four taels per kilogram.
18. Turn decay into magic
19. Give me a fulcrum and I can lift the earth.
20. People leave their names and geese leave their phonographs.
2 1. Big cats
22. Xiaobai Exemption
23. Very gloomy
24. Aunt Wu
25. Teenagers pack frogs
26. Needles will spill blood
27. Listen to Leslie Cheung telling ghost stories.
28. Full Moon Pea
29. Love is in front of the theater
30. Yellow female soldiers
3 1. A bottle of 82 years mineral water.
32. Don't fool me with the' 83 xo, have a bottle of this year.
33. The Great David
34. Be a thief with kidney deficiency
35. considerate clothes
36. Cheng Kishun
37. rack one's brains
38. Only envy mandarin ducks and not donate blood
39. Harry Boba
40. Take care of the environment, everyone is sick.
Choose a humorous 1. Strong sick cat on wechat.
2. The farmer's three fists
3. Lu Monkey King Thrice Defeats the Skeleton Demon
Draw a picture and add it to the snake
5. Born in sorrow, died in happiness.
6. Studying abroad and staying in China
7. Jerry Yan with an irregular name
8. Kidney deficiency for a long time
9. Always walk by the river, how can you not trip?
10. The legend of the heroic shooter
1 1. Mickey Mouse and Liu Laogen
12. Dongli hotpot
13. heatstroke villa
14. Robin Hood
15. A blessing in disguise is a blessing in disguise.
16. What can I do to kill you, dear?
17. Dial four taels per kilogram.
18. Turn decay into magic
19. Give me a fulcrum and I can lift the earth.
20. People leave their names and geese leave their phonographs.
2 1. Big cats
22. Xiaobai Exemption
23. Very gloomy
24. Aunt Wu
25. Teenagers pack frogs
26. Needles will spill blood
27. Listen to Leslie Cheung telling ghost stories.
28. Full Moon Pea
29. Love is in front of the theater
30. Yellow female soldiers
3 1. A bottle of 82 years mineral water.
32. Don't fool me with the' 83 xo, have a bottle of this year.
33. The Great David
34. Be a thief with kidney deficiency
35. considerate clothes
36. Cheng Kishun
37. rack one's brains
38. Only envy mandarin ducks and not donate blood
39. Harry Boba
40. Take care of the environment, everyone is sick.
4 1. What can you do to save your lover?
42. This word is pronounced "No"
43. Black Island is not human.
44. Ten years of trees, a century of koalas
45. You can't have both.
Climbing a galloping horse is like riding a fast train.
47. What can I do to save you, my private Ryan?
48. It is a fool to send goose feathers thousands of miles away.
49. An expert looks at the doorway, while a layman looks at the sidewalk.
50. Breathe inside and fart outside.
5 1. Princess of the morgue
52. If I know today, why do you want to be a chicken?
53. The children of the poor became monks very early.
54. Dare to laugh at Huang An's husband
55. What you eat is grass, and what you squeeze out is acne.
56. Whale warrior
57. There are no wild flowers on the roadside. Step on them!
58. There are many fish in the sea, so it is better to breastfeed.
59. Aisingiorro Sakyamuni
60. Grandma's Causeway Bay
6 1。 Understanding clothing (the difference between a good comrade and a bad youth)
62。 Baba (this person has bad intentions and uses wisdom.
Most patient award: climbing the wall and waiting for almonds.
I've read the award-winning reviews, but it's the first time I've seen them climbing the wall and waiting for others to "make an affair".
Maddest Award: Riding an ox and hitting a traffic policeman
Award-winning comment: Am I speeding? Can you still blame me for the cow hitting you? (I missed)
Most influential award: world CEO
Some people may not understand the award-winning comments, so they should read it like this: WCCEO. Needless to say, the person in charge of the toilet knows this.
There should be no doubt about the status of conferences and awards! Plus: the most luxurious office space award.
Most moderate award: generally the third in the country.
It is really rare for an award-winning comment not to claim to be the first in the country, but we want to know what criteria he used to get this "third".
Most innocent and toothless award: innocent duckling
As soon as you listen to the award-winning comments, you can know that they are innocent little boys. See the FLASH version of the three kingdoms for details.
The most boring award: a face of beauty spots!
If you want to know the meaning of "quality is better than quantity", just look at her face. In addition, the screen name has skillfully achieved the effect of "counterfeiting will be investigated".
Most learned award: terbium! !
After investigation, 75% netizens in China don't understand the meaning of this word, but it actually means "depression", so the name of this website won the "most learned award".
Best Magic Award: The pig has read it backwards.
100% of the prize-winning comments will be won, and nothing can't be read backwards.
Most self-praise: handsome enough to shock Tathagata/United Nations/more. ...
Award-winning comments are really bragging about not paying taxes, but they are also playing dumb. At the same time, there are also "Xixi/Raul/Little Brother Tang/Duo ... kua I am handsome".
Most elegant award: Let's talk about it after "Day"
Award-winning comments, take a long-term view ......
The most illogical award: African handsome boy
It's a pity that he didn't come to the scene to receive the prize. We really want to see Africa ... ";
A humorous name is super funny.
Lai Yuejin (still a man)
Dong (Cantonese people like to call the ball)
Pipatong ()
Liu Chan (workers' families? )
Ji (very good)
Pang Guangda (so that the waist looks thinner)
Li Changfu (why bother)
Bian Zusai (take some medicine)
Fan Jian ()
Xia (a name with many pursuits)
Fan Tong (speechless again)
David Moses (quotation marks)
To (want to kiss)
Lin Shouye (there must be a shop at home)
Zhu Yiqun and Yang Yizhi (absolute animal lovers)
Qin Shousheng (is it a person? )
Wu Baoan (said to be the driver)
Wisteria (a very elegant name, but my father's surname is Du)
Interesting screen name, dear, urgent. The sea dried up, the rocks rotted, and the pigs were laughing. Why are you so smelly and arrogant? I want to tear down the Naihe Bridge. Bah! Corner, meet dogs, fools, McDull O (> Is there anything funny, suitable for girls, and a nice screen name will make me wet. The water is tender, not me. Chatting is free. Please swipe your card if you like me
Who can give me a funny screen name with three words? I want a deeper pig and a good cabbage for pigs.
Help me think of something non-mainstream, and it's better to have a funny, cute and interesting screen name of 100. I eat a lot of food. I think it's interesting to use food as a screen name.
Smarter screen name and more interesting personalized signature screen name: 1. Bamboo forest hermit, Baer Long, talented person in troubled times, ChristianRandPhillips Luoshen.
2. Too many years, always ending sadly.
3. Ten years of trees, a century of koalas
Personality signature:
1. "You said you loved me anonymously?" "Stop it! No! " Don't make fun of QQ. You are the only one.
2. If you don't study for a day, no one can see it; If you don't study for a week, you will start to explode; If you don't study in January, your IQ will be lost to pigs.
When the results of the college entrance examination came out, the teacher breathed a sigh of relief and told me that it was a kind of happiness for you and the university.
Every time the chemistry teacher does an experiment on the platform, the students below will silently say the word "Fried".
I have lived for more than 20 years and have done nothing for my country and people. Every time I think about it, my heart aches.
6. In the days when there are no women, I enjoy flirting with men!
7. In the next life, if I want to be named Xia, my name will be Xia Ke. Which fucking teacher dares to ask me questions?
8. Confessions of Uncle Policeman: I have been paying attention to you for a long time. Please come with me!
9. Confucius said: hit with bricks, hit according to the face, not chaotic; Since, how can one be alone, how can one have friends together and how can one work hard? It doesn't matter.
10. What should the school do? I don't have a holiday on Mid-Autumn Festival, but I have to make up lessons. It will be a full moon night. Do I have to have a cramp on a full moon night to know that I have a holiday?
Hope to adopt.
Choose a humorous WeChat nickname. Do you? Look at the collection of classic funny screen names.
1. Strong sick cat
2. The farmer's three fists
3. Lu Monkey King Thrice Defeats the Skeleton Demon
Draw a picture and add it to the snake
5. Born in sorrow, died in happiness.
6. Studying abroad and staying in China
7. Jerry Yan with an irregular name
8. Kidney deficiency for a long time
9. Always walk by the river, how can you not trip?
10. The legend of the heroic shooter
1 1. Mickey Mouse and Liu Laogen
12. Dongli hotpot
13. heatstroke villa
14. Robin Hood
15. A blessing in disguise is a blessing in disguise.
16. What can I do to kill you, dear?
17. Dial four taels per kilogram.
18. Turn decay into magic
19. Give me a fulcrum and I can lift the earth.
20. People leave their names and geese leave their phonographs.
2 1. Big cats
22. Xiaobai Exemption
23. Very gloomy
24. Aunt Wu
25. Teenagers pack frogs
26. Needles will spill blood
27. Listen to Leslie Cheung telling ghost stories.
28. Full Moon Pea
29. Love is in front of the theater
30. Yellow female soldiers
3 1. A bottle of 82 years mineral water.
32. Don't fool me with the' 83 xo, have a bottle of this year.
33. The Great David
34. Be a thief with kidney deficiency
35. considerate clothes
36. Cheng Kishun
37. rack one's brains
38. Only envy mandarin ducks and not donate blood
39. Harry Boba
40. Take care of the environment, everyone is sick.