humorous sentences about drinking. 1. Eat leftovers and pack them back.

2. if you drink it, you will fall down, and your job will be hard to protect.

3. I heard that porridge can fill the stomach, but good wine can fill the heart.

4. The theoretical basis of fighting in wineries is that small wine can do small things, big wine can do big things, good things can be done for a long time, and nothing can be done without wine.

5. I want to cry tears in my eyes, I want to laugh at the corners of my mouth, and I just want to numb all my thoughts with alcohol.

6. Men and women don't drink, so there is no chance.

7. It looks like water and smells intoxicating. Drink it in a spicy mouth and leave it haunted. Stumble when walking, looking for water in the middle of the night. Woke up and regretted, physically and mentally exhausted.

8. Show your skill in a crisis, and my sister will drink a glass of Song He wine for my brother;

9. how about two bites?

1. It's better to have a rotten hole in the stomach than to have a torn feeling.

11. When the wine enters the throat, there is a cracked sound, like singing in despair.

12. when I'm drunk, I won't accept anyone, so I'll hold the wall.

13. Drink less, not more, and drink more, not more; Talk more and don't talk nonsense, nonsense and nonsense; Don't fool around, don't fool around.

14. Drink to the east wind and take it easy.

15. generally, if you don't drink, if you don't drink, it's unusual to drink.

16. How much sorrow can you have? It's like a pot of Erguotou.

17. If you're not drunk, I'm not drunk, so who's going to sleep?

18. We are all bosom friends when we get together. I'll have two soothing drinks first.

19. Men don't drink, live like dogs, walk around the world in vain, live like eunuchs and can't make good friends;

2. One cup after another, three cups is not too much. 21. The capacity for drinking is courage, the style of drinking is style, the virtue of drinking is morality, and the bottle is level.

22. After drinking, don't talk nonsense! Don't cry or make trouble! Don't think the universe is yours! Make phone calls indiscriminately, and don't send WeChat indiscriminately! Can do the above! Drink a hammer wine! Wave costs money!

23. The key lies in the right atmosphere.

24. I have drunk today, which makes me feel uncomfortable and headache. I feel worse when I am drunk. Don't drink alcohol in the future.

25. Never drink again in my life. If you see me drinking again, forget it.

26. oh, let a man of spirit venture where he pleases, and never tip his golden cup empty toward the moon!.

27. I hate drinking, but I like the person who can make me drink. [arranged by MeiWEn]

28. Drinking intoxicating spirits can't solve the sorrow of missing Cui Hua.

29. If you are often drunk, you will regret it for life.

3. It is false to want to drink with you, but it is true to want to get drunk in your arms.

31. One, two, two, two mouthwashes, three, two, four, two doesn't count as wine, five, two, six, two, two, two, and seven, two, eight, two are still yelling.

32. The biggest sorrow is: I love what is in the cup, but I regret my ignorance.

33. If you're not drunk, I'm not drunk. Who's going to sleep?

34. If you want to get drunk, leave the wine in your stomach. If you are afraid of getting drunk, put water in the wine. Really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos. Drunk, sleeping under the table. Pretend to be drunk and don't want to tip.

35. drink well, drink well, and drink well.

36. If you are drunk, the first person you think of will be the one you love most.

37. A preemptive strike can win by surprise, and a preemptive strike can take the overall situation.

38. It's rare to get drunk several times in life. What's so rare about me?

39. Half a catty of wine is not enough to help the wall, and I won't go if I walk a catty and a half.

4. Drinking is a funny thing. When I look back, I find that all our important decisions were made while drinking. The humorous sentence of drinking is accompanied by pictures of drinking. Part III

41. Spicy wine washes teeth and beer is used as tea.

42. wine nourishes the spirit and water nourishes people, and you won't come back until dawn.

43. You buy wine, I buy wine, and cry together after drinking.

44. No one can understand your frown, no one can accompany you to get drunk, blame me for asking for it, and want to understand that you are uncomfortable.

45. Brothers don't drink and have no feelings at all.

46. Half a catty is not suitable for drinking, one catty helps the wall, and I won't go if I walk half a catty.

47. I feel deep and stuffy; Shallow feelings, lick it; Feelings are thick and you don't drink enough; Emotional iron, the article source China Wine News Network drinks bleeding;

48. when will there be a bright moon? I fetch the wine glass from afar. I do not know the palace in heaven, and what month and when. I want to go home by the wind, but I'm afraid of Qionglou Yuyu. I can't stand the cold at the top. I dance to find out what my shadow is like on earth.

49. Two pots of alcohol, please, Miss.

5. To make me drink well, you must drink it first.

51. Give up drinking once, and it will fail.

52. Wine gives courage, while wine makes people sentimental.

53. Qian Shan is full of mangroves and mountains and clouds, and the wine is smoked by the sun.

54. You asked me if I enjoyed drinking alone, and I told you that I lacked too much in my life, except you.

55. You know that there are already a thousand cups of wine. Drink as much as you can, or run away if you can't.

56. Ms. clinks glasses with the leader: the leader is above me, and you name it.

57. If you don't get drunk, who will sleep by the road?

58. Wine is a magic that can loosen the tongue and make the story vivid.

59. Drinking tea is a habit of one person, and drinking is a state of mind of two people. Drinking tea is meditation, drinking is indulgence.

6. Wine style is style, and wine bottles are level. Humorous sentence copy of going out to drink

Humorous sentence copy of going out to drink

1. oh, let a man of spirit venture where he pleases, and never tip his golden cup empty toward the moon!

2. Ordinary women don't drink, but women who drink are not ordinary.

3. Drink nine doses at a time and focus on cultivation.

4. As long as you have good feelings, no matter how much you drink; As long as the feelings are deep, the fake is also serious; As long as there is affection, everything is wine.

5. The biggest pain-you can't get drunk after drinking, and you can only pay the bill.

6. People can't walk in the Jianghu without drinking, and people can't float in the Jianghu without drinking too much.

7. We are bosom friends when we get together. I'll have two soothing drinks first.

8. Do you drink? The kind of mutually assured destruction

9. You pay, I die, and we drink together into mental illness.

1. if you get drunk again, it's a pity that your wife and children are separated.

11. when will there be a bright moon? I fetch the wine glass from afar. I do not know the palace in heaven, and what month and when. I want to go home by the wind, but I'm afraid of Qionglou Yuyu. I can't stand the cold at the top. I dance to find out what my shadow is like on earth.

12. Be able to drink without losing, and lead the secretary.

13. It's good to get drunk and throw up, and it's good to cry when love is hurt. That's all nonsense.

14. Bold words and wine make a hero.

15. You will get drunk if you are rare in life. You must get drunk if you want to drink!

16. A woman's love is like wine. The more it is brewed, the stronger it becomes. A man's love is like tea, the more it is brewed, the weaker it becomes.

17. There are many boys who advise you not to drink, but are there any who take care of you when you are drunk?

18. It's still early for you to get promoted.

19. If I don't drink, I won't drink China's good wine.

2. When will I have a toast after a hundred rivers go to the East China Sea? If I don't drink at the moment, I will be sad in the future. 21. It reminds me of you, but you forget me.

22. wine is the most polite thing in the world.

23. Drink less, not more, and drink more, not more; Talk more and don't talk nonsense, nonsense and nonsense; Don't fool around, don't fool around.

24. drinking is a funny thing. When I look back, I find that all our important decisions were made while drinking.

25. Don't cry as soon as you blow, and get drunk as soon as you drink.

26. Brothers are thousands of miles apart, so you should do it when you take this cup.

27. Since people get tanned, their faces look good, their teeth turn white, and they don't blush when drinking.

28. A woman who drinks wine, drinks affection, and is drunk with love.

29. The east wind is blowing and the drums are beating. Now, who is afraid of who drinks? You drink and I drink. Now, who is afraid of who drinks?

3. You are wine and I am a luminous cup; You are beautiful for me, and I am intoxicated for you; I have you to accompany me in this life, and I won't regret it if I get drunk all my life!

31. The leader may not remember who respects the wine; Whoever doesn't respect the leader's wine, the leader must remember who.

32. Du Kang is the only one who can solve his worries.

33. I promised to give up drinking, so I'll have another drink tonight to celebrate the beginning of drinking.

34. I said I was drunk until I was eight, and my lover loved me until I was eight, but you vomited until you broke up.

35. I've been in a daze for half my life. Never wake up when you gain or lose, only a glass of wine is the most intimate.

36. Lady's toast: Excited heart, trembling hands, I pour a glass of wine for the leader, but the leader doesn't drink it and thinks I'm ugly.

37. As long as you and I have a good relationship, we can drink as much as we can.

38. Alcohol consumption is courage, wine bottle is level, wine style is style, and wine virtue is morality.

39. The theoretical basis of fighting in wineries is that small wine does small things, big wine does big things, good things for a long time, and nothing can be done without wine.

4. The preemptive strike can win by surprise, and the late strike can take the overall situation. 41. Waiter, is this wine watered?

42. Men live like dogs without drinking, men live like eunuchs without smoking, women live in the world without makeup, and women live in the world without smoking.

43. I advise you to drink one more glass of wine, and there is no reason to go out to Yangguan in the west.

44. if you don't drink wine twice a day, you will feel sick. The more you drink, the more you can drink. Don't stop until you are drunk.

45. You drink to get drunk. I drink to wake up from other kinds of drunkenness.

46. If people don't know, unless you drink.

47. All anti-alcohol factions are tigresses!

48. Drink nine taels at a time and focus on cultivation.

49. If you are drunk, the first person you think of will be the one you love most.

5. It is false to want to drink with you, but it is true to want to get drunk in your arms.

51. swim all the way to the end against Yanghe Daqu.

52. Heartbroken drinking, drinking hurts the lungs, and in the end, there is no heart and no lungs.

53. wine is a pack of medicine, so you can't sleep without it!

54. I have my story, but I don't drink. Even when I drink, I just want to get drunk.

55. A thousand-year-old crane will be touched by the sound, and the five old peaks will fall in the cup.

56. When you lift your ass, you start drinking again.

57. I'll ask the young lady to accompany me when I leave home.

58. a small amount is not a gentleman, and it is not poisonous and not a husband;

59. You know that there are thousands of drinks. Drink as much as you can, or run away if you can't.

6. No drinking, no future; A kilo of alcohol, focusing on training; Only drink drinks, leaders don't; If you can drink without losing, the leading secretary will fall down as soon as he drinks, and the official position will be difficult to protect; Too little drinking makes it hard to find talents. Sixty humorous sentences about drinking with sisters on a rainy day

One humorous sentence about drinking with sisters on a rainy day

1. One hundred cups should be drunk, and one pillow should be filled with spring candy.

2. Today is Monday, let's have a drink. Tomorrow Tuesday, have two drinks in advance.

3. Make new friends, don't forget old friends, and let's drink together.

4. Be a song about wine, and life is geometric.

5. Would you like to be an old friend? We can also go drinking together when we are white.

6. The people rolled their eyes after drinking, and the drinking unit lacked funds; I drank my wife to tears, went to bed back to back at night, and sued the Commission for Discipline Inspection. The secretary heard a wave of his hand: It's not right to drink or not, we are also drunk every day!

7. You can't stop drinking when you are emotional.

8. you pay, I die, and we drink together into mental illness.

9. The wine I have drunk and the tears I have shed in my life are not as bitter as when you look back.

1. You are wine and I am a luminous cup; You are beautiful for me, and I am intoxicated for you; I have you to accompany me in this life, and I won't regret it if I get drunk all my life!

11. There is no rain in the sky and there is drought in the ground. Does it count to replace wine with tea? It's a pity to drink so much.

12. A woman's love is like wine. The more it is brewed, the stronger it becomes. A man's love is like tea, the more it is brewed, the weaker it becomes.

13. To make the guests drink well, they should drink it first;

14. If you live like a dream, what is the joy?

15. If you are often drunk, you will regret it for life.

16. when will there be a bright moon? I fetch the wine glass from afar. I do not know the palace in heaven, and what month and when. I want to go home by the wind, but I'm afraid of Qionglou Yuyu. I can't stand the cold at the top. I dance to find out what my shadow is like on earth.

17. People who never drink alcohol always drink until they are unconscious!

18. One can walk in the Jianghu without drinking. People are floating in the rivers and lakes, how can they not drink too much?

19. I didn't know that I had been drinking boiled water until I vomited one day and my friend took mineral water to gargle.

2. In the virgin stage, strictly guard against it and stick to it. Young woman stage, half-pushing and half-giving. In the prime of life, all of them are not enough. Widow stage, I come to fight with you. In the old lady stage, if you can't, you can still fool. Humorous sentences about sisters drinking on rainy days 2

21. As long as you have it in your heart, tea is also wine.

22. Look back at the stupid drinker.

23. To make the guests drink well, they should drink it first!

24. We are all bosom friends when we get together. I'll have two soothing drinks first.

25. A person drinking is lonely, while a group of people drinking is lonely for fun. Five or six glasses of beer, thinking of a person is already drunk. Let's drink to loneliness at dawn.

26. There are a thousand cups of wine for every bosom friend. Drink as much as you can, or run if you can't.

27. Grass-roots cadres don't drink and have no expectations at all.

28. The biggest pain-you can't get drunk after drinking, and you can only pay the bill.

29. I'll ask the young lady to accompany me when I leave home.

3. how about two bites?

31. No drinking, no future;

32. To make me drink well, you must drink it first.

33. The key lies in the right atmosphere.

34. I feel deep and stuffy. Feelings are shallow, lick it. Feelings are thick, not enough to drink. Feelings are too thin to drink.

35. It is false to want to drink with you, but it is true to want to get drunk in your arms.