1. Classical Chinese translation of the hanging branches of Sophora japonica in Qiyanlu

Hou Bai argued skillfully

Hou Bai was clever and agile, and once walked side by side with Yang Su, and there was a Sophora japonica tree by the road, which was dying. Yang Su said,

"Brother Hou, can you make this tree alive?"

Hou Bai said, "Take Sophora japonica seeds and hang them on branches to live."

Yang Su asked, "Why?" Hou Bai answered, "The Analects of Confucius says," If the son is here, how dare he die?

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("Zi" refers to Confucius and "Hui" refers to disciple

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This is a humorous joke quoting the allusions of the Analects of Confucius. Landlord, if you really want to save a locust tree in real life, you'd better not use this method ...

If you have to say that this story is of any value, you can only see that the words "Huai" and "Hui" are homophonic in the ancient rhyme ... 2. Who can translate the original text of "Meeting the Sage" in "Qi Yan Lu" Trying to grab it, suddenly the hedgehog rolled his nose, and he was scared to go away. Until the mountain, he was sleepy and fell asleep, but the hedgehog let his nose go. Suddenly, the big bug was happy and walked under the oak tree, bowed his head and saw the oak bucket. He whispered sideways, "I was honored by the sage when I came here. I hope you will avoid the road!" There was a tiger who wanted to look for food in the wild. When he saw a hedgehog lying on his back, he thought it was a piece of meat, and he wanted to take it away. Suddenly, the tiger was caught by the hedgehog and stung his nose, which scared him to run wildly until he ran to the mountains. The tiger was sleepy and tired, and unconsciously fell asleep, so the hedgehog let go of the tiger's nose and walked away. The tiger was very happy when he woke up. He went under the oak tree and looked down to see the thorns on the ground. . 3. Hou Baiqi forgot to translate

: There was dementia in the Sui Dynasty, and he used a car to carry black beans to Kyoto for sale. When he arrived in Batou, the car overturned, and he threw the beans into the water, so he left them there to go home, hoping to ask his family to fish them up in the water. After leaving, the people in Ba shop scrambled to get the beans away, leaving no < P > spots. When (he) came back, there were only thousands of tadpoles swimming with him. The man thought it was the original beans and wanted to

fish them in the water. When tadpoles knew that someone was coming, they were shocked at once. (The man) sighed strangely for a long time and said, "Black bean, even if you don't know me,

run away from me; Don't I know you, but you have a tail! ？”

Feeling: Why does Hou Bai (the author's name of Kai Yan Lu) like to mock dementia? Two articles in a row about how dementia works.

However, in real life, there are indeed many people who are not demented, who arbitrarily deny and criticize things they have not yet known. I hope people will know more about things that

are unfamiliar with before commenting on them, including myself.

On the evening of September 28th, 23

Feeling 2: Hehe! Zhao Benshan's sketch said: I don't know you when you put on your vest, little sample? ! It has the same effect as this.

I wonder if this is the inspiration for the sketch? I also thought of the cross talk of "Five Senses Striving for Merit", which should also come from "Arguing with Eyes and Eyebrows". It seems that many jokes about people's success today come from the wisdom of the ancients. This is also a good way to inherit the ancestral culture. 4. The interpretation of the classical Chinese in The Tiger and the Hedgehog

The tiger and the hedgehog (1) had a big bug, and wanted to feed in the wild. When he saw a hedgehog lying on his back, he called it a meat bowl (2) and wanted to grab it. Suddenly, the hedgehog rolled his nose, and he didn't know how to rest until he was sleepy and sleepy in the mountains. The hedgehog put his nose away. Notes on Difficulties: (1) This article is selected from the joke collection Qi Yan Lu written by Hou Bai in Sui Dynasty. (2) Meat cut into small pieces, which refers to meatballs here. (3) Oak bucket: acorn with shell. (4) Encounter by chance. (5) Xian Zun: Honoring the father of the other party. A new explanation of a tiger foraging is given in the short chapter. Unexpectedly, the hedgehog was entangled in its nose. The tiger kept running back to the mountain, tired and tired, and fell asleep unconsciously. At this time, the hedgehog took the opportunity to run away. The tiger woke up and found that he was not injured. He was very happy. He went to an oak tree and saw an acorn with a shell, so he bowed his head and said to the acorn, "I met your father this morning, and I hope you will make way for me." "Once bitten by a snake, I was very happy." The tiger who is extremely scared, ignorant and stupid is ridiculous. This fable tells us that only looking at the problem from the phenomenon often makes jokes. It also shows that people are prone to fear after setbacks or disasters, which leads me to think of another story: "eat small fish, the big fish", which is the law of nature. However, scientists have passed a special experiment. However, different conclusions were drawn. The researchers separated a large fish tank into two halves with a piece of glass. First, a big fish was put in one half of the fish tank, and it was not fed to the big fish for several days. Later, many small fish were put in the other half of the fish tank. When the big fish saw the small fish, it swam straight towards the small fish, but it didn't expect that there was a layer of glass in the middle, so it was pushed back by the glass. The second time, it exerted all its strength. But the result was still the same. This time, it was black and blue, and the pain was unbearable, so it gave up the food in front of it, and it was no longer in vain. The next day, scientists pulled out the glass in the middle of the fish tank, and the small fish swam leisurely in front of the big fish. At this time, the big fish no longer had the desire to eat the small fish, and watched the small fish swim around in front of them ... In fact, many people also had invisible "glass" in their hearts. Just like a tiger whose nose is stung by a hedgehog is afraid of an acorn, they dare not express their ideas boldly, or take the attitude of "once bitten, twice shy" in the face of setbacks. If a person wants to succeed, he must constantly break this "glass" in his heart and distinguish whether it is an acorn or a hedgehog, and transcend intangible obstacles! This is the deep enlightenment from this fable. 5. Yan Zi's translation of Zuo Yi's redemption

There is a classical Chinese version behind it, with translations. Those who are interested can have a look. Those who are interested in Guan Zhong Yi are also yingshang people. ○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○96 ○ Suoyin Lushi Spring and Autumn Period: "Guan Zhong and Bao Shu shared the wealth and benefits with Jia Nanyang, but Guan Zhong tried to bully Bao Shu, but he took more from himself. Bao Shu knew that he had a mother and was poor, but he didn't think he was greedy." Bao Shu finally got along well with it and didn't think about it. However, Bao Shu worked for his son Xiaobai, Guan Zhong worked for Gong Zijiu, and Xiaobai became a duke, Gong Zijiu died, and Guan Zhong was imprisoned. Bao Shu then entered Guan Zhong. We must manage Yi Wu. Yi Wu's country is very important, and we must not lose it.' So Huan Gong followed it. "Wei Zhaoyun said," Uncle Bao, Doctor Qi, after his surname, is the son of Uncle Bao. "Guan Zhong used it, and he was in charge of politics. □ Justice Guan Ziyun said," Being in harmony with the teachings of nine benefits, one is old, the other is kind. Guan Zhong's plan. I know that Guan Zhong said, "When I was in trouble, I tasted with Bao Shujia, and justice sounds ancient. I shared my wealth and gained more from myself. Bao Shu didn't think I was greedy, but I knew I was poor. I tried to find a job for Bao Shu, but I was even poorer. Bao Shu didn't think I was a fool, and knowing when it was good and bad. I tasted three officials and three people and saw you, but Bao Shu didn't think I was evil, and I knew. Bao Shu entered Guan Zhong, and was placed under him. His descendants lived in Qi, and there were feudal lords for more than ten lifetimes. ○ Suoyin pressed: It is the saying that "Zhuang Zhongshan produced respect for Zhong Yi Wu, and Yi Wu produced Wu Zi Ming, and Ming produced Huan Zi Qi Fang, and Qi Fang produced sons and daughters, and the latter produced Zhuangzi Lu, and Lu mourned his son's death. His death produced Xiang Zi Wu, and the martial arts produced Jingzi, which was resistant to involvement. Governing the country without losing its handle, if not; Loyalty and benefit can be tied to the people, if not; The propriety can be practiced in all directions, if not; Hold the drum in the military gate, so that the people are more brave, not if they are also.'' "With a mere qi at the seaside, justice is just in the east coast of Qi country. Money accumulates wealth, making Qiang Bing rich, and it likes and dislikes the same as the common customs. Therefore, it is called: ○ Suoyin is what Yi Wu called a tube in his book, and his book has this statement, so I will briefly mention it." Cang Li knows the etiquette. Four sons of wives and brothers, five sons of mothers, and six sons of women. Wang Biyun is "father, mother, brother, brother, wife, and son". If the four dimensions are not open, the country will perish. ◇ A summary of Guan Zi said: "Four dimensions, one for courtesy, two for righteousness, three for honesty, and four for shame." What is vulgar, so go. Know? If you are a politician, you will benefit from disaster, and turn defeat into success. Your weight, ○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○9675 Guan Zhong therefore ordered Yan to repair Zhao Gong's administration. Yu Kezhi's meeting, □ Justice is now in East Asia of Jizhou. Huan Gong wanted to break Cao Mo's Covenant, ○ Suoyin foam was ambiguous, and it was also at the end of the sound. Zuo Chuan was "Cao Gui". □ Justice foam, Mo Ge rebelled. Guan Zhong therefore believed it, □ Justice was robbed and promised, and it was returned to Lu to invade the land. Therefore, the vassal was returned to Qi. Therefore, he said, "Knowing it is the same. It's a treasure to know that this is the government. [/color] The ancient Guan Zhongfu plans to go to the public office, with three returns, anti-burial, and justice, and three surnames of women. The woman said that she would marry and return. The Qi people didn't think it was extravagant. Guan Zhongzhu, with justice in brackets, said: "Guan Zhongzhong is in Niu Shan, 21 miles south of Linzi County, Qingzhou. Say Yuan Yun' Guan Zhong said to him, "Poverty can't make you rich." Huan Gong gave it to Qi City for rent, but the country died. Huan Gong said, "Why?" As the saying goes, "Sparseness can't control proximity." Duke Huan thinks that Guanzhong and Qi are safe, so he rules the world. "Confucius said," Those who are wise in Guan Zhong but don't have these three powers can't make their monarch be called Bo in the south. "Qi's obedience to its government is often better than that of princes. After more than a hundred years, Yan Zi was a poet. Those who recorded Yan Ping's loyalty to the baby were also barbarians in Lai. Zhong Zi. Father Huan Zi's name is weak. □ Justice Yan's Qi Ji Yun Qi Cheng has Yi 'an in 3 miles, which is the city of Yan Pingzhong. Han is Yi 'an County, which belongs to Gaomi country. Ying Shao's Yun Gu Lai Yi Weiyi. Qi Linggong, Zhuang Gong, Jing Gong, ○ Suoyin press: family and family, Zhuang Gong's name is light, Jing Gong's name is Chu Jiu. Thrift is more important than Qi. Justice means self-humility, which is Feiyun's function. If you can't speak it, you will be in danger. □ If you do justice, you will be rebellious. It means that you don't know your friends, increase your career, and you are afraid of responsibility. If you have a state-owned road, you will be obedient. There is no way, that is, life is balanced. □ Justice is balanced, and the scale is also. It means that the country has no way to measure it, and it is feasible to do it. In this way, the third world will be famous for its princes. Knowing that the disease G is better than the stone, and in the midst of it, justice will catch up with it. It is also a system. Yes:' I'm a stone father. I'm a servant if I'm free from hunger and cold.' Yan Zi's redemption of Zuo Yi is a little different from this article. Yan Zi's coming out, being smeared, solving the redemption of Zuo Yi, and returning. Fu Xie, entering the boudoir. For a long time, Yue Shi's father asked me to leave. Yan Zi. Shi Fu said, "Otherwise, I have heard that a gentleman trusts a confidant instead of a confidant. ○ When he believes in reading Shen, the ancient rites are all natural. Shen is called a confidant.