With the unremitting efforts of several generations of operators, Lanzhou beef noodles with clear soup has undergone a series of earth-shaking changes in China and the world in this century:

1. Lanzhou beef noodles with clear soup is the five major inventions after printing, papermaking, compass and gunpowder.

2. The production of beef noodles with clear soup in Lanzhou will be included in the compulsory course of 9-year compulsory education. At the same time, the university offers a comprehensive beef noodle course from undergraduate to postdoctoral. The study of beef noodles is called' Niu Xue', and its authoritative institution, the Postdoctoral Mobile Station of Niu Xue, Chinese Academy of Sciences, is located in the former site of Majia's uncle's home in Zhongshan Road, Lanzhou. The Nobel Prize Organizing Committee nominated Uncle Ma Jia as the stationmaster, and proposed to hire Niu Ge as a visiting professor. The main research topic of' Niu Xue' is' Niu Debach's conjecture', and the main research direction of' Niu Xue' is: how to transplant the genes of' Lanzhou Clear Soup Beef Noodles',' One Clear Soup, Two White Soups (Carrots), Three Red (chili pepper), Four Green (Coriander, Garlic Seedlings) and wuhuang (Noodles, Huang Liang)' into corrupt elements, so as to transform corrupt elements into: In view of the great effect of "Lanzhou Clear Soup Beef Noodles", world leaders attended the ribbon-cutting ceremony of the open postdoctoral mobile station of China Cattle Science.

3. Uncle Ma surpassed Einstein and Newton and was called the greatest scientist, inventor and cattle anatomist in human history. The unique anatomical way of cattle and the unique formula of beef noodles, N=JK-PC32, are called the two most genius and mysterious discoveries in the last century. In view of Uncle Ma's special contribution to "Lanzhou Clear Soup Beef Noodles", the statue of Uncle Ma will stand in the most prominent position in Dongfanghong Square in Lanzhou. Next to the center of the square, a memorial hall for Uncle Ma will be built for peace-loving people all over the world to pay their respects.

4. The president of Coca-Cola ate beef noodles for the first time, and resolutely renamed the fist product Cocla as "black cow", and added the genetically modified Lanzhou beef broth developed by the eighth generation Chuanma, a postdoctoral mobile station of Niu Xue, Chinese Academy of Sciences. "Black Cattle" was out of stock as soon as it was listed, and Cocla stock went up for a month in a row. Then the most popular post on BBS around the world became "How to get black cattle from Coca-Cola Company, I will give you a rebate". Strangely, the US High Court did not use the' antitrust law' to sue Coca-Cola Company. Therefore, PepsiCo quickly followed suit and renamed PepsiCo "Yellow Cattle", so the global beverage industry appeared the situation of red, black and Huang San.

5. In the 126th General Assembly of the United Nations Security Council, Lanzhou was awarded the title of "Hometown of Beef Noodles in the World" because of its great contribution to the global beef noodle industry. At the strong demand of all countries in the world, the annual Christmas Day was designated as World Beef Noodle Day, and the Greenwich Mean Time Zone was changed to Lanzhou Time. The director of the Greenwich Observatory of the United Kingdom was honored to attend the handover ceremony of the revised time. Unfortunately, Mengcheng star Niu Dazi was too excited at the celebration party, and even ate 9 bowls of beef noodles with meat and eggs, which caused a stomach perforation and was sent to the hospital for rescue.

6. Ma Bo, a famous composer, composed the story of beef noodles. The story of beef noodles sung by Niu Dehua, an acting star, achieved the same sensational effect as his story of Chinese cabbage. The story of beef noodles spread all over the country at once. Even the president of Microsoft goes to work humming the story of beef noodles every day.

7. On September 11th, 26, inspired by the patient and meticulous ideological and political work of the U.S. government, Saddam decided to abandon politics and go into business. Saddam applied to the U.S. government to come to Lanzhou because he had a semicolon in Lanzhou, and held a press conference in Lanzhou on the franchise of Saddam's beef noodle restaurant in the world. Saddam was determined to start as an ordinary takeaway employee so that he could eat the most authentic Muslim Lanzhou broth beef noodles every day. Saddam invested heavily in the recipe of "Uncle Ma's Beef Noodle" and vowed to make "Saddam Lanzhou Clear Soup Beef Noodle" enter the American market. With Saddam's unremitting efforts, in just half a year, more than 2, branches were developed around the world. Due to the strong demand of the American people, "Saddam Lanzhou Clear Soup Beef Noodles" subsequently obtained an access permit to enter the American market. For a time, "Saddam Lanzhou clear soup beef noodles" swept the United States, occupying half of the fast food industry in the United States. The chicken chewed by the world fast food chain finally lost its temper and made a surprising decision-changing its name to the chewed cow, giving up all products and making Lanzhou clear soup beef noodles instead. A year later, McDonald's almost went bankrupt, and finally it was only by making leather that it barely survived. As a classic marketing case of MBA, this decision is listed as a reserved case of the second department of Lanzhou University Business School. At the end of this century, a common phrase used by the elderly in the United States to educate young people is:' It was bitter at that time, there was no beef noodles, only the chewed chicken and the chewed impression ...'.

8. Lanzhou dialect has become the most popular language in the world because of its unique effect in the world. Lanzhou dialect has been formulated as the only designated language of the United Nations with its concise, humorous and agile features. There are many varieties of languages whose mother tongue is Lanzhou dialect in the world, such as Lange English accent, Lange Su accent and Lanxi French accent. According to the BBC, Greenspan insisted on learning Lanzhou dialect at the age of 99, and successfully overcame the difficulty of Lanzhou dialect on his 1th birthday-"Uncle Niu is reading under the tree, do you think it is comfortable?" And he can recite a couplet written by Tang Bohu: "Sister-in-law sweeps the firewood to call uncle's bundle, and aunt moves the bucket to make aunt hoop".

9. In 26, the United Nations will adopt Resolution 26: Promote beef noodles around the world at the density of one beef noodle restaurant per thousand people. Hearing the news, the President of Mercedes-Benz convened a board meeting and decided to provide the first batch of 3, super saloon cars of its latest model to be converted into take-away vehicles, so as to obtain the trademark possession of Mercedes-Benz's latest brand "Ben Niu" in the China market. Niu Ge, hearing this letter, can miss this great opportunity to make a fortune and arrive in Lanzhou on a starry night to monopolize the global beef noodle market with the eighth generation descendant of "Uncle Ma Beef Noodle". When Niu Ge came, Lanzhou was shocked like an earthquake, and everyone wanted to see the true face of Niu Ge and lu shan. Look at Niu Ge. Brother Niu is really old. He said with emotion, "Time and tide wait for no man! From cowboys, Brother Niu, Niu Ge, Uncle Niu and Uncle Niu, now someone actually calls me Grandpa Niu and Father Niu! After fighting for half a century, he finally looked forward to this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, of which only his "sweetheart" Niu Sao knew the bitterness best.

1, to 31, Americans made a pilgrimage to Dongfanghong Square in Lanzhou on September 11th, 28.' The Story of Beef Noodles' was chosen as the theme song of this activity, and three world-famous tenors sang the male trio' The Story of Beef Noodles' in the form of RAPE in Lanzhou dialect, which pushed the pilgrimage to a climax. Hollywood made this experience into a film, and the global box office increased by 9 billion RMB, including all the awards of Oscar and Cannes that year. The touching love story of the hero and heroine around "Lanzhou broth beef noodles" touched the hearts of countless men, women and children around the world. The dialogue between the hero and heroine and the eighth generation descendant of "Uncle Ma's Beef Noodles" in Dongfanghong Square has become the most tearful movie scene in this century.