It was when I was in my freshman year. In fact, I didn’t want to skip that class, but the meditation class I took was extremely boring and made people feel sleepy. A girl in the dormitory sent me a message saying that a restaurant had just opened not far behind the school and it was very delicious. As a professional foodie, I really can't resist delicious food. So we exchanged glances and sneaked out of the back door of the classroom.
After leaving school, the two of us walked over there while discussing what kind of food the restaurant had. Because we came out early at noon, there were not many people in the restaurant. We chose a corner to sit down and started ordering with great interest. Anyway, we still had plenty of time and there were no classes in the afternoon. After we ordered our meals, we took a long time. started chatting. As we were talking, another man and woman pushed the door open and walked in. The roommates had their backs to the door and didn't see it. They accidentally raised their heads and were surprised to find that it was our class teacher and a strange woman! God, don't be so unlucky. I just skipped class and got hit by a gun. He quickly lowered his head and winked at his roommate, hinting her to keep quiet.
Fortunately, my boss didn’t notice us and sat at the table behind my best friend. We both breathed a sigh of relief. I picked up my bag and secretly sat next to my roommate, with my back to the teacher. After a while, the food we ordered came out. We didn't dare to discuss it loudly, so we just lowered our heads and started eating in silence. As soon as it's quiet here, we can hear the conversation between the old boss and the woman over there. After listening to a few words, we both understood what was going on. It turned out that the older leftover man was here for a blind date. The two of us looked at each other in a particularly obscene manner and smiled silently. Because the door was on the teacher's side, we didn't dare to leave even after we finished eating. We just sat there bored and waited for the old classmate and the others to finish their meal and leave quickly.
If you have nothing to do, just listen to how to go on a blind date. In fact, our class teacher is quite handsome. He has been very popular in school since he was in his 30s. The disadvantage is that he does not have a Beijing hukou and is relatively short, but overall he is a good-quality young man. . I saw the woman asking my boss, "How tall are you?" Our boss was silent for a moment and then said, "About 1.7 meters." But the woman continued to ask, "Is it left or right? How much is it specifically?" Ah." It's also my fault for being a pig teammate. My roommate couldn't help but burst into laughter when he heard this. The old classmate fell silent. The old classmate stood up, glanced at our table, and realized it was the two of us. He said angrily, "Shouldn't it be class time now? Why did you two run out!"
Fortunately, I was smart. I dragged my roommate to stand up and said, "Teacher, we will go back immediately and pretend that we have never existed." After saying that, we ran out. At this time, the waiter stopped us and asked us No checkout yet! Uh, forget about this. Usually the old class teacher is very approachable to us, but my roommate actually pointed to the class teacher and said, "He is our teacher's debt today, let him settle it." Then we ran away, are we going to be so cheating? I was caught skipping class by my class teacher, and I even had a blind date with the teacher, and finally I even asked him to treat me to dinner!
The class teacher talked to us the next day and criticized us severely. My roommate and I lowered our heads in silence, waiting for the teacher to tell us that we were thirsty, and then we silently took out the money from our schoolbags, hoping to give the teacher the meal money. The old man waved his hand and said, forget it, I won’t do it again. When we turned around to leave, who knew that my roommate, who was a bitch, was acting stupid again, "Teacher, next time someone asks you how tall you are, just say 1.7 meters. Stop trying to influence me!" There was no one dragging me along again.
Now that I think about it, that experience of skipping class was really thrilling and funny, and we had such a pig teammate. Fortunately, the head teacher had a good temper, otherwise he wouldn’t have torn us apart in a minute.